Monday Night Live! 2-9-26

Okay, so I can sit over here. We are alive. Hello everyone. Hello everyone. Hello. Hello. Hi. Okay, Mom. Mom, you here? I'm almost there. Mom here. I'm very tired. I'll be here just a short time, but I said I'd do it. God damn [ __ ] There we go. I'm kind of like lopsided, but oh well. Okay, here we go. Uh we have a comment already. Oops, sorry. I haven't checked out Gore. Game of Roses. Yep, I should know that one. Jesus. >> [laughter] >> Sorry. Says I haven't checked out Gore, so my head cannon is it doesn't exist and Chad is just after projecting to the contestants. Almost. I wish I could do that, but no. Um Sandy in Washington, Haley come to Washington. Be sure to remind viewers to hit the like button to help your algorithms. Would love to go to Washington. Cool. Mom, what microphone are you on? Hm, interesting. It's pretty far from me. Just bring it to your mouth real quick. Hello. Hello. Okay, you're on the right one. There's some feedback coming, maybe it's from yours, Haley. Haley, you got a fan on or something in the background? I got nothing. I don't know. I got dad playing in the background. He's playing dad. >> people like living life downstairs, but I got nothing in this room. Tell him to stop it. Castleface5371, Mary Lou, what do you hope your children and grandchildren remember about you after you die? That I was a nice person. And that I love my children and my grandchildren. All right. Uh Joel Smonster or Joel Smonster or Joel's Monster. I'm sorry if you got tagged a bunch on the ML all research it video. I was not expecting it to get as much traction. Appreciate what you all do. I I think you might have emailed me this video. I don't know where it exists online. That's the guy that made it right there? I think. Have you seen it, Mom? Yeah, it's hilarious. I loved it. Oh, I didn't see it yet online anywhere. I had it emailed to me. No, wait. Wait. Maybe it was on TikTok. I did see part of it and then I clicked it off cuz I was laughing so hard. All right, well, there you go. Entertaining my mom. Seemingly you So, you didn't understand what the video was saying basically is that you constantly use that as an excuse. >> because when I don't know the answer, I I always say, "I'll have to research that." It was making fun of me. Whatever. Vector says, "Please compare the lyrics from 1957's The Rays Daddy Cool to Kid Rock's Cool Daddy Cool. Completely different songs." Did not know that. There you go. Research it. >> Research it. >> Um Cecilia Zengchan says, "I am proud of what Bad Bunny did and even though I wasn't a fan of him before, I am now. Much love to you and Haley. ML, hi." I agree with this. I was not a fan of his before, either. That video the whole presentation of everything he had in there and especially reading about some of the stuff that he did after the fact to support, you know, Puerto Rican businesses and stuff that are real that he had like kind of represented there. >> Yeah. He had them there, yeah. It was fantastic. Like a few years ago that he wouldn't even stand up for the national anthem at some athletic event that he was at and everybody else did. Are you proud of that? >> like a stocker at a grocery store just like 10 years ago. Whatever. He wouldn't stand up for our national anthem. I don't support him. Who gives a [ __ ] That's freedom of speech. Right. I don't support him. We know. Stephanie McGregor says, um "Mary Lou, you said you'd vote left in your final days because you do anything for your kids. If you think voting [snorts] left is better for them, why not do it now?" No, I said I would if the candidate was good. Candidate candidate candidate. I'm very tired and I just took a melatonin. Okay. >> [laughter] >> And I'm trying to get out my microphone I would if the candidate >> [laughter] >> so I can eat my ice cream. Just a minute. Jesus Christ, what is happening? User KH9EE3BD6M, thank you very much. >> Shouldn't have taken that melatonin. >> You're actually eating ice cream? What? >> Crumbs, hello. Pecans pralines and cream, anyone? It's 8:00 p.m. Yeah. I know. I'm very tired. It's been a long day. Got to get in those last few nutrients. Abby can cook. Every time Mary Lou says, "Maybe it's AI." I want to scream. Chad Haley, when she says this, do you think it's genuinely what she's thinking or what she says to get out of a corner, Mom? Maybe it's AI. Do you really think all these things are AI? I'm not saying that to get out of a corner. I don't know what it is anymore. I really don't. All right. So, you at least admit that you don't know. I don't know in a lot of the clips, but you know how you say I never look things up? I did go look up the clip of the iceman or it's a marshal that kicked that puppy. Yeah. That man needs to rot in hell. And if he would have done that to my puppies, he probably wouldn't be standing. But you understand this is kind of like this attitude of just aggression for aggression's sake is prevalent in all of these law enforcement divisions. Well, when I don't want you to show me that clip again it made me sick to my stomach. >> I agree. All right. That puppy was around the other big dog I did see that but if that dude would have done that to our puppies or my horse or any of our animals Mhm. I would have had to do something. Lucitius Lucitius Lucitius Lucitius I don't know how to say this one. Chad is the cover photo for this live AI or was this commissioned? It's AI. I use AI for every one of our titles I use AI for a wide variety of things just as all of us do if you use a telephone at all. Analog 6 Mary Lou go watch the movie The Apprentice 2024. Okay, what's in that that I'm supposed to be watching for? It's about Donald Trump. Oh, that's that documentary about his show. Oh, the documentary >> No, it's a it's a movie. Oh, is it? It's not a documentary it's a movie. Um [ __ ] the the goddamn guy in Avengers I don't remember his name. There's he won like a Yeah, he the actor So I just look up 2024. >> he won a Chris Evans? No. Mark Ruffalo? No, he's like a side >> [laughter] >> Haley's tired. Ross Mayne Hang on. Chad, is your Trump impression supposed to be Palpatine because he's more Jabba? He's just it's just meant to be demonic. It's meant to have a little bit of Trump but more demon. It's not getting any better either. Says you. Uh Britney Corliss The Save Act passing means in order to vote your birth name and your current name must match unless she was born Mary Lou Culton she won't be able to vote if that passes. This act is meant to keep women from voting. Mom have you been following the Save Act at all? Sebastian Stan >> Driver ID >> I thought it was just you had to present your identification. Your name on your birth certificate and your ID have to match exactly. So, if your name has changed since you were born, any woman who is married and takes her husband's last name, for example, you in these states are going to have a hard time voting. >> [snorts] >> That is the SAVE Act? Yeah. We're going to be talking about that next Sunday, for sure. >> Okay. Um because you clearly don't understand it. Haley or Hailey in two Z. Mary Lou, you say people should leave if they don't like our country. How come people leaving other countries to come to the US are bad? They're doing what you believe people should do. Say that again. You and Dad are always saying, "If you don't like it here, leave and go to a country where you do like it." Right. >> But then immigrants who are trying to come here are doing exactly that, and you don't want them to come here. They need to come the correct way and become citizens. That's fine with me. If they come through the right right way and they become a citizen. But you say that and then ICE arrests people while they're going through, in quotes, "the right way" doing their citizenship uh process, and then they get arrested at like courthouses and [ __ ] when they're showing up for hearings as part of that process. Okay, this is not the podcast, but I do not like people that come into our country that don't like our country and say, "F you, America" and carry their own little flag all the way around and and burn the American flag. That's the ones I don't like. W- You think people are like, "I hate America. I'm moving there now." No, they get here and then say, "F America" and I hate it. Okay. Okay. Uh Janae Doll. Janae like or no, Jana like Dana. We've had She's been on before. Yeah. Do your parents know that Trump was actually broke when he went on The Apprentice? 421 million in debt, not a successful businessman, just played one on TV. Gary Mary Lou to Google it. Did you know that, Mom? Most billionaires like him are um broke at one point in their life and they get rich and then they get broke again and then they get rich. Your father has known two different billionaires. Same thing has happened to them. Well, that's a very small sample size. Well, so it be >> Most billionaires are born into those fortunes. It's It's family fortune type [ __ ] oil money or whatever. >> knew or not. Okay. C-SPAN air for Wednesday episode EFTA, that's a an Epstein file number. December 26th, 2016, Epstein says he's currently hanging out with the Trump boys in Palm Beach. There's a lot of stuff in the Epstein files that are starting to shatter the idea that Trump has put out there that I didn't talk to Epstein after 2004. And there's a bunch of [ __ ] in the Epstein files that says that's a lie. What about the files today that that they could get in and look at everything? Yeah, what about them? There's still six co-conspirators completely redacted. And all these senators and [ __ ] are like, who the [ __ ] are these people that are redacted? That's not the way it's supposed to be. That's not the way I read it. >> not the way it's supposed to be. You're right about that, but that's the way it is. Pam Bondi is still protecting people in those Epstein files. Mhm. All right. Uh Kaz M14, what is ML's rebuttal to that Leviticus 19:33 Bible verse? Don't know that verse off the top of my head. Mom, do you? Haley, do you? Come on. We got to know the verse. Sorry. >> [laughter] >> One be careful. You You If you watch the episode today, you know my mom didn't read the Bible. Maybe they need to give us verses so we know them. Yeah, I If you want to put a Bible verse or something in there, just put the actual verse in there. >> I'll tell you this so tonight I will be praying for both of your souls cuz you were so rude and mean today. That's for damn sure. One B Carrie says, "Your mother acts like she never did the Macarena. Did she understand that? Come on, Mary Lou, enjoy." That's a fair [ __ ] point cuz I know you know the Macarena. Uh-huh. Yeah, but I think I sang it in English while doing it. >> [laughter] >> Uh Lenny the Mena. I am a ML stan. Your parents are so much nicer than mine. I wish mine were open like yours to talk. There you go. Little comment. Little comment. Thank you. >> like her. Give her the money back. She doesn't need to pay us for that. Duran Duran 509. New moon on Monday. Remember that song? Remember the chauffeur? >> God, I love Duran Duran. You should do a new segment called Late Night Chats with Dad. Oh my god. Where you take live calls and your dad screams in the background about Somalian. I used to do a thing called Late Night Chats with Chad on another podcast that I used to do a long time ago with my friend Will Sasso and my friend Tommy Boche. And we would do a segment called Late Night Chats with Chad where people would call in and I would try to answer the questions while Will and Tommy would scream over >> [laughter] >> I think we need to do music. We need to do more music and dancing. Well, see, you can't do copyrighted music on a YouTube video. What? They won't let you play it. Huh. Drake Landrum asks, "What do y'all think of the Kennedy Center shutdown, Mom?" Yeah, I don't like that. I do. Why? Because of him. Yeah, because they're refusing to abide by his [ __ ] He's tainting everything. >> He's shutting them down for 2 years to do in quotes renovations, though. Oh, he's shutting it down. Yeah. Oh. Well. I ain't down with that. Yeah. >> But I mean, this is just what he's doing. Anything that isn't pro-Trump 100% he's just shutting it down. He's gutting it, putting a new name on it, whatever. I'm I mean I don't know. Kennedy Center I feel like it sucks, but it's the least of our worries at this point. >> to put up my ice cream. I'll be back. It's melting and I don't want to >> Fill up your ice cream? What? What did you say you have to fill up the ice cream? >> [laughter] >> I have to go put it up. It's melting and I don't want to eat it all. You got to top off the ice cream. >> I'd be like the podcast hosts that >> [laughter] >> that eat on the podcast. It's kind of cool. You're you're not supposed to eat while you're talking to a microphone. But I'll be back. Okay. Day is love Mary Lou. Have you saw that Vivian Wilson what Vivian Wilson said about Elon? I don't know what that is. Vivian Wilson is his daughter. I don't know what she said though. I think she said that she was taken to Epstein Island. Oh [ __ ] >> What? But she never She said we were definitely there. I think this is what she said, but she never experienced anything there. But she said But she >> I think she said like yeah, my dad was at the island. >> either. That's right. She's lying. >> Um She Shelby says thank you for doing this show. My parents are also mega which is very frustrating since I have several degrees in history. Oh history. Even a space in it. My brain just shorts out. >> He said hi. >> Yeah, hi story in history and political science. Sorry to hear that. Uh we wish you well. Chat, you're cooked. Hunting foreign Mary Lou calling Haley trash to defend kid diddler rock is a new low. She clearly cares more. Oh, we got to wait until she's back for this. Hopefully the ice cream repository isn't too far away. >> [clears throat] >> So she just chowed down on ice cream at 8:15 p.m. and then she's going to go directly to sleep. Yeah. Not good. >> All right, Mom this one's for you. Can you hear us? Uh must be a doozy or you wouldn't be prefacing it like that. Yes, I can hear >> to you. Um can you scoot over just a little bit so that we can see your face the other way? Other way? Other way? Other way? >> chopped. There you go. Right there. Mary Lou calling Haley trash to defend Kid Diddler Rock is a new low. She clearly cares more about her pet that passed away more than her living children. Also, no titties unless she shows she looks up to things she promises to. Mom. Yeah, calling Haley trash has nothing to do with my feelings for her or how she feels for me. She calls me all kinds of names, but not online. So, >> [clears throat] >> get over it. >> What? I know I don't. Now you're just lying. Oh, you don't call Hey, bro. I say don't call me bro. Bro. >> [laughter] >> You know you do. On the phone I said, "Listen, brother." Yes. >> Yeah. Calls me brother and all this [ __ ] I don't like that. Trash is no big deal. That was no big deal. >> Okay, chat and brother not the same league. Amy Wells Mary Lou about the Olympics. She said they should play for another country. If your house had mold in one room, would you sell it and move into a new one or stay to fix it? Okay, that has nothing to do with each other. I don't understand the mold in the room about the Olympics. >> [clears throat] >> The analogy is basically like we have a a shitty administration, but the whole country is not [ __ ] So, if you can fix the administration, why would you leave the entire country? If you're not proud to represent this country, then don't try out for the Olympic team. Just become a protester, stay here, protest whatever you want, but don't represent the United States in the Olympics. That's simple. But don't lie to >> represent another country, go there and try out. >> understand >> how [ __ ] absolutely absurd that is? 99% of all of these athletes in the Olympics are not overtly political people. They have dedicated their lives to honing their athletic abilities so that they can go to the Olympics and compete at the the biggest stage in the world in their sport and maybe get a gold medal. So, I wouldn't I would not jeopardize that by opening my mouth over there saying anything controversial. I would not do that. I would >> it. That's not jeopardizing it though. >> Yes, it is. Yes, it is. >> The way the country in the world is right now. It's so explosive. It's so crazy. Why would you jeopardize yourself where you worked so hard to go and be an athlete? All right. Uh K Van Winkle, just a heads-up, Thomas Massie is going on CNN tonight at 9:20 to discuss the unredacted files, what he saw today. I I will I'm sure I'll be watching that over the course of this week and we're probably going to be I can only assume that'll be a huge topic next Sunday. >> On CNN, huh? Okay. Uh Shannon Lee, your parents need a course in critical thought cuz their idea of it is 1 + 1 = whatever the [ __ ] Trump says [laughter] it is. That ain't no [ __ ] >> Mhm. Agreed. John Stickle, Mary Lou, since you were upset about no one understanding Bad Bunny, can you tell me what ball with the ball back in the day diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jumped the boogie man? Ball? >> Okay, that's funny. That means I love America. I don't know. [laughter] My mom speaks kid language. >> funny though. That was funny. I liked it. Good question. Connor Blanchard, Mary Lou, what is the best part about raising Shiny? He is my soul, my spirit, my therapy. I could not live a day without him. There you go. Um Carey Mortenson, thank you very much. Also, I must mention right now I see our number of um super chats has reached its capacity. Please no more. Thank you for everybody who's put them in the queue. We're going to get through all these questions, but please no more super chats. >> I have to talk quick about that and then I'm going to go. Did you know that during the >> to go? All of this [ __ ] in here is all questions for you. >> I got to go. I the melatonin is taking over. During the pandemic, there was this man named or it was a young kid like in his 20s named William William White Wallace. Have you ever heard William White? I don't know. >> During the pandemic? >> William White Wallace? do live chats like this and he was young and he sang the song Mandy. Oh, Mandy. And he like rolled his eyes and all these old ladies went crazy. These ladies would group together and send him questions like this and give him $200,000 a pop. >> this documentary actually. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. >> Then he started calling those people very very bad names. And yeah, he would call some of these women very bad names when they would group together $200,000 a question for him. Yeah. And now I think he's like I don't even think he's on social media anymore. >> he Didn't he like meet some of them at meet and greets and have sex with them and [ __ ] Wasn't that part of the documentary? Uh I didn't see that. >> thinking of a different No, it could be that he was meeting with old women or something. >> leave. People in this chat are like I'm going to be so pissed if Mary Lou leaves. >> No, they're not. Here's this question. All of these questions are for you. Mary Lou, why do you immediately disregard Chad's words as fake cuz he got it online in your words, but I'm a immediately believe in Instagram. It's pure hypocrisy. Because he's left-leaning. He is he's finding all the left stuff. I'm finding all the right stuff. Okay. >> The right side stuff. Shelby Andrews, I swear I will delete it, but can you see the profile pic. What? It's Dad pulling his shirt up like Bigfoot in the background of >> [laughter] >> What? of the video. It's from that time, Mom, you and me were doing uh making a video, Dad walked by in the background and pulled up his shirt. >> [laughter] >> How embarrassing. I know. I I was trying to block him out like with my head. I knew what was happening. >> Yeah. I mirror see one. I see comments by people with mommy issues cheering on Haley when she's abusive towards you. Are you hurt by Haley yelling at you for approval from strangers, Mom? This is a question for you. I'm always hurt when you guys yell at me. You yell at me way too much. I don't deserve it. All right. D Michael or D M Igle or D M I Gel 72, I don't know what it is. I'm addicted to you all. We all have train wrecks like this. As a pending retiree, can you tell me what Mary Lou and Bob do all day? What do you do? >> Well, okay, today was an easy day. I got up. I had to go take snail mail. My melatonin's kicking in. Snail mail to the post office that I do every third day for you know who. Went to the bank. Went to pick up drugs at Walgreens. Um went to a doctor's appointment with someone. Uh came home, did the podcast. Went to Shinny. Uh came back home. Uh did one other thing in there. Oh, went and moved dirt in the backyard for my flower beds. Came in, made dinner. Here I am. And Dad did nothing. Is in the chair. >> [laughter] >> He went to the doctor's appointment, then he came home, he's in the chair. Oh, he did a podcast. Please no more super chats. Thank you so much for all the ones that people have donated. Please no more though. We are at capacity. Mary Lou, do you feel that sometimes you're having to adopt a mother-like role with Bob to calm him down or admonish him when he starts going off? Not a mother role, but I am the mediator sometimes because I don't like the podcast to get so out of hand that it's crazy and it's not fun anymore and I don't like it. Jake Unchained, I started Discord and sent it to you and Haley. I want to talk about it if you've got time. You said you don't have time to manage, but let's talk. I don't even have time to talk, Jake Unchained. My apologies. I I mean you want to talk about a day? You just did your day? My day was wake up, prepare the podcast, record the podcast, edit the podcast, write my other podcast, shoot that podcast, do a live for that podcast. Now I'm doing a live for this podcast. Can I Do I get to tell you Do I get to tell you my daily routines? >> bring your day. Wake up at 4:30, take a [ __ ] shower, go to work. I pull a 13-hour [ __ ] shift right now because I'm hiring new people and all of this [ __ ] is crazy. We had a line out the door until 6:00. I had to make 3,000 [ __ ] cookies. I think we're all busy is the point except Dad. Dad should do the Discord. We have to teach Dad how to run a Discord. [laughter] He don't even know what anything is. I'm like He doesn't He doesn't even use a cell phone. You know what he's doing right now in the chair? I got I can't get in front. He said um what number we at? How many How many viewers we got? I said plenty. How many viewers we on? How many we on now? I said plenty. I just throw out numbers. Dad will run the Discord. Jesus, that would be funny as hell. I throw out numbers to him. Uh that Tim Aguilera. Nostradamus, what is your darkest happiest timeline for 2026 entertainment AI, etc.? Well, that's how time works. What's darkest mean? Darkest? Darkest and happiest and your happiest timeline Well, especially for entertainment and AI. Kling just came out with 3.0. It's 100% photorealistic um video, super cinematic. You can get multiple shots, consistent characters, the voice acting is pretty good. Where I think within the next two or three years there will be an AI model that exists that you can just upload a script into and it will make that movie. And it will be as good as most [ __ ] that comes out of Hollywood. Wow. Um rachi H9O, the necessary conversation will be historically significant in learning how we allowed this to happen. Uh maybe, I don't know about that. Maybe. How we allowed what to happen? Will you wear wigs? Giuseppe, C, your laugh is so hearty and wholesome. It always makes me laugh and lightens me up. Thanks for that. Love you guys, Haley. You don't have to say it back. Who's C? You, dumbass. Oh [laughter] my god. Chad, who is C? I'm [ __ ] [laughter] gone. Oh, you are [ __ ] >> My I haven't even taken any melatonin. You are unk unk Chad. What? Who is C? Who is H? Who is ML? I don't know. I got to get in Frank. Daulton Leprik, cut my music. Bob the Builder out here talking about committing treason. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> What? Me and Big Kev were in the back and we just want to let you know. We don't care. Hey, yo. What? You don't understand. >> that. >> If you know, you know. They are talking about melatonin. Shaun I see Lee, Shaunassy Lee. ML, why are you set on leaving behind a world your kids and grandkids are explicitly telling you they don't want to live in? Mom? You guys are telling me that. My grand babies haven't told me that. Do you think any of them support Donald Trump? I think maybe one might. You cannot be serious. >> We're not going to talk about the grand babies. Continue. They don't. >> Okay, Vanilla Gorilla. They don't deserve it. >> Mary why do you just like your daughter so much? The majority of your condescension is targeted at her for no reason. I love my children, so shut them up, but when they yell at me, I yell back. That's the way we always have done that. Taylor V192, Mary Lou, how do you feel about POTUS tweeting that racist pic? We Our whole first segment today in the show was that. Yeah. >> Um I would point you to that. Praise be says Mary Lou. Uh we can see you're battling more and more each episode to defend the indefensible. It's okay to break away. Please remember that. Bob's another short. >> [laughter] >> No, I'm I'm fine right where I am. I'm getting more vocal and pushing back because my children are doing that to me and I'm not going to take their [ __ ] It's because you need to just admit that Donald Trump is a [ __ ] child molester. Admit it. No, I will not. Then you're going to keep getting yelled at. I don't know what to say. Oh, nice Chad. What's that? >> These are glasses that I have to use to read sometimes. >> Okay. >> And I thought it was going to help me see far away, but it doesn't. >> Now you know how I felt that day you were making me read things and I couldn't read them. Yeah, sorry. Uh Der Virgin, dvrjn cnh, why do you give more grace to your Nazi parents than you would to any other Nazi? What other Nazi do you say I [laughter] love you? Oh lord. I get a lot I get a lot of this [ __ ] like on hive comments, you know? Like shut up for me and my parents are Nazis. You're a Nazi lover. It's They're my They're just my parents. Here's what I want to know, Haley. You make those cookies that are for against ICE. Mhm. >> Would you make a cookie that was for Ice. No. Why would I do that? >> I asked you to make me 12 dozen, I mean one dozen, 12 cookies that said, "I love Ice." You going to pay me for it? Yes. Then I'll make them for you. And you will show you will show people that you made those for me? >> No. I will absolutely never [laughter] never post that content, but if you want me to make you those cookies, as long as it's not hate speech against another person, then I'll make them, but you got to pay me. But then you would not show the world that you made those for me. >> No. Then I'm not ordering them. Nice. Good old mom got her. Trapped her in that. >> Got him. Um thank you again for all the super chats. Please no more. We are at capacity. To answer this question though, um the reason that we in quotes give grace, I don't know that we give grace to our Nazi parents. We we fight back pretty hard against them, I think, on the show. >> for starters. >> the bottom line here is the real question is, should we be in a society where we cut people off completely who are politically opposed to us, never speak to them again, and ostracize them from public discourse, or should we be in a society where we try to somehow meet them in the middle or get them to come back to our side? Because if if we're arguing for the former, that it's a better idea to completely cut them off and never let them say anything, what are we going to do when Trump's gone? Or do we just have to wait for that entire slice of the population to die? I have a friend right now, and now listen to this. She said, um there's going to be a big birthday party at the house. >> [snorts] >> Well, we'll pretend the child will be like 7 years old, and she has asked her mother to not talk politics, please, at the birthday party. You know, they've spent a lot of money. It's a big to deal. It's for the child only. Please don't talk politics." And the mother could not say okay to that. So, the mother was asked not to come. That's sad. That's really sad. Well, why can't Why couldn't the mom just Yeah. shut the [ __ ] up and not say anything about politics? That's her fault. >> Because because she's a liberal. For an afternoon? She was a liberal, that's why. Okay. I I don't understand what you're doing here. What What's the point of this story? That you're making my point. The fact that like politics has become such a divisive thing that it's like that person should never express their opinion. The thing >> were Yeah, we were there before. We didn't talk because of it before. >> I agree. >> And it was terrible. Yes. I thought I might have a heart attack. It was terrible. All right. Let's move on. Next question um from Send it ATV Bike Sleds, Mary Lou. How do you determine the truth of a claim? Faith shouldn't be because the of a definition of faith is belief in something with no evidence. If it's evidence, then why don't you check your kids' claims with evidence, Mom? I try to check a lot. I really do. How about that? >> Um and right now What did y'all say to me? Nothing. Go ahead. [laughter] When will you have eggs? Yeah, blah blah blah blah. I think it's very hard these days. I It's hard. There's so much information out there. I agree. Uh Colin R. Haye. Any relation to the Colin Haye? You know what I'm talking about? No. Colin Haye? Okay. Chad, I like your views on reality. Oh, thank you. Do you believe we are reincarnated? Yes. Or go somewhere higher? Yes. Love the pod. I believe both of those things are true. I think at this point there's enough scientific evidence to back both of those ideas, especially in some of the new quantum physics stuff that's going on right now. But uh the evidence in terms of like I think hard core scientific evidence of reincarnation is at this point irrefutable. Rachi H90 says, my uncle is a songwriter and wrote some for Kid Rock. Oh, wow. My uncle had to skip my brother's wedding because Kid Rock gave him diarrhea. I'm not even joking. >> [laughter] >> What? This is of course unsubstantiated, but an interesting story. I'm curious how Kid Rock gave someone diarrhea, but um sorry for your uncle. My condolences. Fancy Nancy 56, Mary Lou, I'm I'm 70 like you. Please stop Newsmax for 2 weeks. Find a credible source to get real facts instead of the BS you consume. I shake my head at the way you spin things. My 90-year-old aunt is a Catholic nun and reads the Bible. Mom? Congratulations. Will you Will you watch different news for 2 weeks? Chad's supposed to buy me the the one subscription that he has now. >> It's not a TV show. Ground News is not a TV show. Okay. What TV show? Watch anything other than Newsmax. I would say even go to Fox News. Go to CBS News. My Hallmark movie channel? What is she talking about? Yeah, like watch another Not Hallmark, but watch CNN. Watch MSNBC. Would you ever do that for 2 weeks? No, I don't think I could do that one. Okay. I rest my case. I'm I'm watching Newsmax now religiously. I watch it every day. On your behalf. Guess what? You're going to be coming my way. No, quite the opposite. It's It's very strongly reinforcing all of my beliefs. [laughter] Um The Adjunct GM Mary Lou, would you apologize to Haley for calling her trash? Too far and she didn't call you that. She called the TPUSA show that. I'm sorry, Haley. I called you trash. There we go. Zilla the God 6488, Chad, your skin is absolutely glowing. Thank you for noticing. What's your routine? Well, I I go [snorts] to sleep sometimes. Maxipad Mary, that robe is dope. Haley, you're fire as [ __ ] Much love to my favorite pod. Thank you, Zilla the God. Look at that. What a nice thing >> why they're saying that and I don't like it. So, guess what? Five more minutes of my time and I'm going to bed. I know why they're saying >> That's a that's a legit compliment. Why are you saying you don't like it? Maxipad? That's a woman's feminine pad that you put down between your legs when you're having your period and she's saying that. >> because I called Tim Waltz Tampon Tim, which he did want to put It He put Don't dish it out if you can't take it. Maxipad, it also brings me sad memories and you know that. That's what we called our dog, so go to the next question, please. [laughter] We did. That was his name and you know it. >> Yeah, okay. Also, please thank you so much for the super chats. >> no more my goddamn dogs. Go on. >> Please, no more super chats. Um but there's no way that uh I'm starting to say Zilla the God could have known about Max's nickname. Gracie Sims says, "Mary Lou, have you looked more into the Epstein files and has your opinion changed at all?" Yes, I'm doing that one. It's something.media. I'm looking there. You can put in anybody's name and pull them up. It takes me a while. There's a lot of names in there I'm looking through. Uh G-man-Eddie, "I would love for y'all to I would love for y'all to all take the Political Compass Test one day. It changed my mom's thinking. She was far right. Just Google Political Compass." We did that. We did that, Chad, you and I. Remember? Oh, yeah. What was the result? Um I was in the middle and you were way left you were off the charts left. You were off of the whole thing left. Haley needs to take it. >> think you were in the middle. Okay, we'll redo it. Let's we'll redo that. M. Latimer, fun fact, I live on the Scottish Isle of Jura. Oh god. Where George Orwell wrote 1984. Chad and Haley is a pirate. >> [laughter] >> Chad and Haley is a pirate. >> Chad and Haley, come to visit Scotland to live for Robert for Robert. That is like an Irish That's like leprechaun. That's like Warwick Davis leprechaun. Where's me gold? That's what [laughter] you're doing. Warwick Davis. >> I have to watch Outlander to to watch the show. >> got his money's worth. >> [laughter] >> My Scottish accent. Scottish Scottish. I live on the Scottish Isle of Jura. Scottish. Uh Carrie thank you very much. Loma living. Get off of it. Trump RX is a much worse version of good RX, right? Um it's just been launched. Give it time. There's only 42 or 45 drugs on it. They're going to add a lot more. So psilocybin mushrooms? What? >> Hello. Are they going to add psilocybin mushrooms? Oh. I don't even know what you're talking about. No. DVRJN, Mary Lou needs to watch that puppy clip and imagine it's an immigrant. She doesn't deserve to say, I don't want to see it. Make her watch it every morning. She In the beginning of this live, she said she did watch it. I did watch it. Lindsay Berry, Mary Lou screaming at fam should make you second guess Trump. Mom, does that ever cross your mind? That you're screaming at your own children because of Donald Trump. You guys are screaming at me. So both ways. All right. Fries style gaming, what game do you play? People will mad about others disrespecting the US national anthem. I never see anyone respect the national anthem when they watch sports at home. Mom, what do you do when they play the national anthem? Do you stand up with your heart over your hand or heart over your hand? Actually, I sing. I sing it. You [ __ ] don't. That's a lie. Oh my god. Do I have to record it? You sing the anthem while I read You have to record it. Oh my gosh, when they were doing the USA one on the electric guitar, I was up dancing with it. I loved it. Dream guest on my podcast. BS Smith, ML epistemology, think for yourself, stop relying on other to think for you. Thought-terminating cliches prevent you from even trying. Mom, Explain that to me. I don't understand [laughter] that. Basically saying the way you think is it prohibits you from actually being open to new ideas or thinking from for yourself that you have kind of a pre-programmed cycle of dismissal of any idea that is counter to what you believe your your preconceived notion or the notion that has been given to you from Newsmax already is. All right. We have to move on. >> [laughter] >> Tess Irish 101, Mary Lou ICE, Immigration and Customs Enforcement should not be at the Olympics protecting Americans or admin. Shouldn't the admin just give the job to Secret Service? H Love Hives Cookies, going to send a custom cake order soon. Thank you. We kind of talked about this on today's show. Why is ICE >> They're there and they they one of their duties is to protect the the Americans and the athletes that are there. I read that in three different places. Yeah. All right. And Chad didn't believe me on that. Well, good. Let's go. LCPL Gans, Mary Lou, don't you find it odd that Newsmax only says good things about one side and nothing about the other? You seem to like You seem like a smart person. Don't you find that to be biased? Mom? No, I kind of like what they say. Yep. You're leaning way out of frame there, Mom. If you can just come back into it a little bit. There we go. Thank you. Moon Unit. Is that Moon Unit Zappa? Mary Lou, if you personally knew a man was convicted PDF into a convicted >> Oh, I see. I thought it meant like PDF file. Uh-huh. Was a convicted PDF in 2008, would you have invited him over for Thanksgiving dinner years later? Donald Trump did. No, I would not. But Donald Trump did. Trump invited Epstein over after he was convicted of sexual assaulting a child. Yeah, not good. That changes your mind in no way about your support for Donald Trump? Not good. So, does that make you think he's a little creepy then for doing that? It doesn't tell me that he was uh convicted of a crime, yeah? No. Epstein >> Epstein was, and Trump invited him over for Thanksgiving knowing that. Are you sure he was convicted before? He pled guilty. Yes. Yeah, that's creepy. Not good. All right, maybe there's a the door's opening a little. Giuseppe42252, Ice would kick Mary Lou's dog then shoot her for reacting. Shoot her maybe for reacting. Yeah, probably. >> my dog one time and that'd be a Um Nick Bazusky, Good RX already exists. They offer the same discounts on drugs. However, Good RX also offer generic brands that are cheaper than the name brands. Trump RX does not, so he's still making big companies money. Mom? I said give it time. Let's see how it works. Let's see how many drugs they add. Yeah, I I do know of Good RX. I have seen that. JPL6064 Haley, when will the [ __ ] the patriarchy aprons be back in stock? Also, Mary Lou, you're absolutely not a Christian. >> [laughter] >> Uh I will place that order tomorrow. So, give me like 2 weeks. 2 weeks. I I'm not responding that because I am and you two laughed in my face. I am a Christian here. Chad, glad to hear you watch The Age of Disclosure. I think the control of that tech has a lot of pull in world affairs. Would you have ML and B watch? Would you guys watch that documentary, Mom? It's about aliens, UFO technology. >> Why don't we all watch it and that's our simmer down next week. I think I would. I'm not sure your dad would. They have aliens. Rubio is in the documentary talking about aliens. Simmer down now. >> Maybe then. And he's not talking about politics. It doesn't make him look stupid. It's not from the left. It has nothing to do with any of that. He's just in it talking about UFOs, UFO tech. Maybe. All right. Well, maybe they'll watch it. De who? Mary Lou, when you met Bob, what were the traits in him that made you fall in love with him? Apologies if that's too personal, but I'm genuinely curious. A neat dresser. He dressed neat. He was sharp. [laughter] OH MY GOD. What a neat dresser. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> It's the truth. That's what I said. WHAT A NEAT DRESSER. >> [laughter] >> HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS, I guess. He [laughter] He dressed very sharp. Cool. >> And because I came from a like middle or lower class and I didn't have very many nice clothes, that's what attracted me when I first saw him, how sharp of a dresser he was. >> There you have it. Cory Mortensen. Thank you very much. GVRJ and can Mary Lou tell us about her time abroad? Uh during those four years Biden was president. She's always saying if you don't like it here, get out. She for sure didn't like Biden. Tell us where you went, Mary Lou. I went nowhere. I stayed here and love my country, but I didn't love my president. But you understand that's what me and Haley are doing. And when you guys tell us to get out of the country, we're doing just what you did. I don't tell you that, your father does. Okay. I don't speak for him. Amelia Bedelia, somehow this pod has become a comfort show for me. Love the Sim and the therapy episode. Which what is each of your favorite things about doing the pod? Mom? I like the singing and nobody lets me sing anymore. You can sing, you just can't play copyrighted music. But you can sing whatever you want. Mamma Mia. That's [laughter] copyrighted. No, you can sing copyrighted music. You just can't play the song. Okay, then let's sing more songs. I is you get dad to [ __ ] sing. I remember I've tried to do this so many times to get him to engage in anything involving like, what's your favorite movie? I DON'T LIKE MOVIES. [laughter] Like Okay, sing a song. I am singing it. My [laughter] favorite song is the sound of silence. Oh my god. Okay, but low key you look just like him. I know. [laughter] That's what's the worst part is like I'm doing an impersonation now, [ __ ] 20 years from now, that's just going to be how I look. He watches The Voice all the time and he'll say, yeah, she's good. No, he's not good. He like he um yeah, he watches The Voice. All right. Um Mark Tessendorf, Mary Lou the Olympic athlete was there representing their country, not the administration. One is not the other. Totally agree. Miracy one says this is not the podcast. Don't podcast me, bro. >> [laughter] >> I like her. >> Theyaslove says merrily watch. I'm still here 2024 from Walter Sales. What is that one about? What is that? >> I'm still here. Is that the one about the dad getting brainwashed? I don't know what that one is. Senator TV bikesled says the unredacted Epstein files will only be available to view by a small few in government not downloadable. And for like a hour. Yeah, they're and they're still redacted. They're not even unredacted. That's what we're learning now is they still have they're protecting some of these these people that are associated with them. Thank you for the super chats. Please no more. We are at capacity. Lucitius for Haley, I personally don't like AI because it takes away from the artist. How does she feel about AI when it takes away opportunity for artists? I Let me answer this quickly. There is no opportunity for an artist to like make every title of every thumbnail on this podcast and many others probably too. But in terms of like the the kind of concept of if you're using AI, you're taking a job away from an artist, I would still be doing that job. I would still be making those titles just with a different computer program. Um there there are that job doesn't exist. So in this case, AI takes away no jobs. It simply helps me do mine. I I believe that AI is necessary. I do think there need to be regulations. Like there's all kinds of crazy [ __ ] happening and there are no regulations. Um and some of it is quite dangerous. So I think there there needs to be some kind of regulation. Uh I don't use AI for any of our art at the bakery. I don't even use it to like help create cakes or recipes or any of that [ __ ] because I don't um I I want it to come from tangible artists. I don't want to use AI. So like all of our t-shirts, all of our merch, like those are uh real artists that I commission to do the work. Um because I can pay people that I know to do that. So, uh I do. Also, I don't think AI could do what I want. Like, I want a hand-drawn effect. I want an artist to do that for me. It's not a thumbnail or like the intro to a [ __ ] show. Like, it's a a piece of clothing. It's a piece of merch. And I want like, you know, a very stylized personal approach to that. So, I don't use AI for really like anything in terms of art right now. >> have it. See, the near during the BB Bad Bunny, I know what that one is, show, I was explaining to my kids and my dad that music transcends language. Mary Lou, do you understand opera or Ave Maria? Ave [singing] Maria. Yes, it was sung at our wedding. And I do know the lyrics to that. But I don't >> But I don't speak Spanish, so I would not know a single thing that that man would sing. That Right, but you understand the broader idea here is that you know some songs that are not in English and that's okay with you. But why is Spanish bad? Bec- No, it was Bad Bunny I didn't like. He won't stand up for the national anthem. He wears girls clothes. It was Bad Bunny I didn't like. >> But you didn't even watch the halftime show. His entire show was about like unifying the country. Okay. There was nothing hateful going on at all. Like, it was a really nice, beautiful performance that highlighted his culture. >> for our national anthem and show unity for us, but he did not. Oh. As as opposed to your butt-hurt side that had to create their own [ __ ] halftime show. That's That's real unifying, isn't it? >> Nothing wrong with being patriotic. Amber uh McCaren, thank you. Stephen McGregor, Mary Lou, I think you wouldn't love Trump if you didn't live with Bob. That is all. I tend to agree with this. >> still love Trump. Vanilla Gorilla says American Scientific published an article saying nearly half of everyone who hates the queer community is part of that community. Is Bob secretly closeted, Mom? That's hilarious. Yes, he is. No. >> [laughter] >> No. You are gay. Is this how we find out Dad's gay? >> [laughter] >> He was a sharp dresser. No, him not gay. Company business, am I wrong to be concerned about the increasing involuntary communist drops Bob keeps letting out randomly? Yeah, it's ridiculous. He needs to stop. Agreed. Una pizzeria pizzara una pizzara una pizzara. Mary Lou, why do you think your kids are trying so hard to get you to change your mind to stop enabling this abusive administration? Mom? Because they don't believe what I believe and they're trying to sway my mind. It's because we love you and Dad and we want to bring you back to [ __ ] reality. Mhm. Will short. >> snap back to reality. Oh. There goes rabbit. Back to life back to reality back to the here and now. When I was a younger man When I was a younger man and I would excessively drink many nights a week, I would wake up the next morning hungover and I would pound an ice cold Dr. Pepper and that song would play in my mind as soon as the Dr. Pepper hit my veins. Back to life. When were you drinking that much? Early 20s. C&H, you've asked B and ML before what if anything would cause them to break with Trump? What if anything would cause you to break from your parents? Not a goddamn thing. >> [snorts] >> Haley, your your line has been if they [ __ ] with your kids. Mhm. I ain't got those kids. Stephanie Royer says, "Does Mary Lou know she wouldn't have any rights without feminist protesters, Mom?" That's fine. I've I've never been against uh feminists protesting protesting. All right. I've been against Danny Slag MAGA talk about how ICE is going after bad guys, murderers, pedos, then why is the only one they can name Laken Riley's killer from years ago, Mom? I have several. I have about 100 on a piece of paper. I don't know them by heart, but I have a lot. 900%. I have pictures and I have names. Father Goose 666 1 Timothy 2:12, quote, "But I suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." That's in the Bible, Mom. I know. >> [laughter] >> She don't know. She don't know that. She don't know. She didn't She hasn't read it. You have to say Catholics don't read the Bible. I mean, a long time ago, even in the very beginning of um when when the Catholic religion was first founded, I've read this. They didn't have Bibles. They didn't really have crosses. They started like that without Bibles. I'm Siri. Siri. Okay. Kazem 14, "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them." I read this at the beginning of an episode. Like I gaff. He tried to trick me with this. This is the one he tried >> among you in He tried to trick me on this. I read this at the beginning of an episode and asked my mom if she agreed with it. She said she did cuz she thought Trump said it. I read this at the beginning of an episode and asked my mom if she agreed with it. Right. She said she did cuz she thought Trump said it. He tried to trick me. >> You thought Trump said this. You tried to trick me. You thought Trump said this. No. Yes. I wasn't for it. >> said that in the episode. Okay, go back. Guess I did, but you tried to trick me. All right. Taylor Powelson, how many times does Mary Lou think Kid Rock had to sing the words young ladies, young ladies, I like them underage? See, some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory to put it on a record. Yeah, we've talked about that. Not good. But those lyrics weren't in the 1950s version of the song. He created those for the 2001 version or 2000 version. And it was It was never before? Correct. >> Any of the 13 versions ahead of it? That's right. Okay. He also in 2004 did a performance at the Super Bowl in which he cut an American flag down the middle and wore it as a poncho. Oh, [ __ ] Did not see that. With the top down >> you now that he did do it. Well, that is not good. But you still support him. I supported the USA halftime. Flanker 130, why is it okay for Trump to do such authoritarian things, but would not be okay for anyone on the left? Don't they understand that they are setting precedent for anyone in the future on both sides, Mom? I don't I don't look at it like that. It's not like that because people on the left are not authoritarian. Um, so they will never do these things. >> mean and evil. Positive Karma, is Mary Lou aware that the Alex that Alex Acosta who gave the sweetheart deal to Epstein is on the board of directors of Newsmax? Connect the dots, Mom. No, I was not aware of that. But do you know what we're talking about here? Says on the board of directors of Newsmax. Do you know who Alex Acosta is? I guess. Gave the sweetheart deal to Epstein. Epstein got a deal from Alex Acosta the first time around when they basically had him [ __ ] nailed for all this child sexual assault [ __ ] They gave him a deal where he pled guilty to a lesser charge in exchange for never being charged with anything again. Right. Okay. That's Swishers says, "Mary Lou, you said Haley is garbage on today's episode. That was shameful and gross." She actually called her trash. We've discussed that. Yeah, not garbage. Leona Solo Go ahead. I think Epstein is walking around in Israel alive. I've seen the pictures. That's AI. That picture >> That picture is AI. Okay. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's Epstein as an old man. Okay. Okay. Leona Solo Trump RX site just bounces me out to manufacturer site to buy at the same price I've been paying. Mary Lou, have you actually purchased Bob's meds from it yet? No, I have not. I just looked at it like 2 days ago, but I did compare. He He's on a drug that's very expensive. Like Duo, Xduo, I call it. And it's on there. So, next time I have to refill it, I'm going to check it out. See which one's the best way to go. guselkumab What? guselkumab What's [laughter] that? That's a drug name. I watch drug commercials for pleasure. guselkumab is the generic name for Skyrizi, I believe. >> Um Alex Hager is asking, [laughter] "If you had to choose Trump as he is with things you don't agree with or another rep who will only do the stuff you like, would you still pick Trump?" guselkumab guselkumab guselkumab guselkumab I agree with people that I agree with people that have the same mindset as me, I guess, and what I believe. There you go. Gwen Lombardi, thank you very much. Tin Pan Alley Can, what does Mary Lou think of DHS agents kicking a dog? We already covered that at the beginning of this. She is not for it. Helen Connolly kick my dog one time. You would only kick your dog one time? No, the agent would only kick my dog one time. Helen Connolly says he wouldn't stand up for the national anthem, but he doesn't sing about statutory being mandatory. You are correct. You are correct. All right. Anita Benita, okay, okay, has Mary Lou seen them practice has Mary Lou seen them practices monks and their dog Aloka who will reach DCTM and be at the National Cathedral of Bishop Buddy afterwards 2300 mile walk. People have been so united and kind. There's a bunch of monks walking with their dog named Aloka to Washington DC. That's cool. >> What kind of people are these? Monks? Tibetan monks. Huh. With their one dog or several dogs? One, Aloka. Huh. Look it up. I think you'd actually like >> me of that movie. It's not Aloka, but what was the name of the dog? Richard Gere I think was in the movie where that dog waited for like 16 years. It was Dennis Quaid and it's called Josh Gad voiced the dog and talked about how he could smell semen when people were [ __ ] near him. Oh, nice. Now, that's not what I was talking about. The dog waited for the man that died for like 16 years or something. It was a reincarnated dog. Hachi Akita. Yeah, that's it. Akita. Side of the ham for 20. Does Bob ever eat food from other countries? No. No. No, he what? Mary Crawford A burrito? A burrito? Okay. Mary Lou, please explain the step-by-step process of legal immigration. You said your grandparents came and gave them their name and where they were going. Do you think that's how it works? Do you know how much it costs? No, I don't know how much it costs. I've heard it's very expensive. Um all I've heard is like when they did cross the border during Biden, they had to do nothing and they got all freebies. Okay. Please no more super chats. We are at capacity. We're trying to get through all of these. Bradley Edwards, why does Trump feel he needs to put his name on everything? If it's all about America, why not just come up with good names for things instead of peeing on everything like a dog, Mom? A lot of rich people do that. They want their name on stuff. So when they're dead and gone, their name's there and people can see it. A lot of rich people. But is that a good thing? >> president. Uh yes, and people that we've known that are very rich, they like to do that, too. Okay. Tybaros or perhaps Tibaros, the colorblind wake. Mary Lou eating ice cream at 8:16 p.m. is the most relatable thing about her, IMO. Also, Chad being a Demir player in Magic the Gathering is the biggest disappointment on the show. >> [laughter] >> I play some Golgari, too. Demir is simply what I'm playing now, but that will change. What especially with some of these unbans. You see Biorhythm got unbanned? Okay. [snorts] Uh it's going to change some [ __ ] Um Chelsea 1809, how is everyone coping with learning about the Epstein files? They had access to school photos and textbooks. I feel sick. I haven't seen that part. >> Lifetouch, you know? Uh-huh. The [ __ ] company that takes photographs of virtually every child in every grade connected to the Epstein files. Oh. Jesus Christ. >> had your pictures taken by that company. Everyone has. Jesus. DVRJN, I'm so excited to see Mary Lou's mental gymnastics routine for when she makes the next Olympics. Very [laughter] very few stand a chance against her. I I love to be in the Olympics. I would have just loved it. >> For mental gymnastics, what would your floor routine be? Uh double back flips. I do the splits. I jump up. I do some twists and turns. >> be a double Epstein files denial followed by a I didn't read that and I'll have to do some research where Donald Trump is concerned. You're right. >> Uh Dante 22903 here in Australia, we have mandatory voting. Would this ever work in the US or does the two-party system {slash} Constitution prevent it? Prevents it, basically. It doesn't prevent it specifically outright, but the two-party system essentially prevents it because one party in the two-party system, currently the Republican Party, will always lose the general vote. They will always be at a disadvantage and therefore they try to make it more difficult for people to vote. So, mandatory voting is always going to be against one of the parties. Um but I think we should move to a system where we all vote on our phones. I think that >> Yes. Oh, yeah. Anybody can grab your phone and revote and yeah. There's a movie about that. The perfect circle one with There's a movie about that. >> I don't know. But Mom, you're like, "Oh my god, I can't We can't vote over the phones." Every financial transaction in the world now takes place on the internet. Everybody does not have a phone. Okay. Americans complaining that the songs in the halftime show weren't in English just shows how much they live in a bubble. In every other country, it's normal to listen to music from other countries in different languages. K-pop, am I right? But that is the biggest um musical act in the world. He's the biggest musical act in the world. >> Catch me at that BTS concert coming up in a few months. I can't speak Korean, but I'm still [ __ ] going. Jungkook is my bias. Shout out. Shines in Florida. Bad I can't see what that is. I assume it's Bunny. Bad Bunny never refused to stand for the national anthem. Mom, you've made this up, apparently. >> the clip about 2 days ago. Fake news. The adjunct GM says, "Mary Lou, do you think about how often you suggest people should fear the administration don't protest say anything etc. Also is it not exhausting to defend mom? You can protest you can do whatever you want but the minute you cross the line to where you are disrupting things then your actions you better be ready. But you have multiple times said why was he even out there? Right. Because he was on a list that he had disrupted a week prior kicked in the tail lights he had spit on officers and he was there with a gun. If I'm in a protest I'm not going to bring a gun to a protest why would Kyle Rittenhouse did and you thought he was a a hero. Why would you put yourself in jeopardy? Kyle Rittenhouse drove across state lines to a protest with a gun and killed >> killed someone and you call him a hero. Who? Kyle Rittenhouse. >> The sniveling little baby that had an AR-15 and murdered somebody. The man that was defend the kid that was defending The reason I bring all this up is because there you have double standards for every one of these situations where you say well this should never happen but somebody on the right did it and that person's a hero. And so do you. No we don't. Yes you do. Okay. Um Ross Maine Leviticus 1933 is about pro-immigration though Leviticus in the Bible's considered not binding these days as Jesus fulfilled the covenants. I'm pro-immigration by the way just saying. Mom just shuts [clears throat] off the minute you see like the Bible I did not. I just went like Yeah. I was starting to pray actually. >> [laughter] >> Starting to pray. Uh Kelly O'Leary Kell Keller Keller O'Leary. Thanks Mary Lou for being on the live. You previously said you think Israel has blackmail on Trump stopping Epstein release. What do you think that blackmail might be? Well, They got him in them Epstein files. >> like that. It's not like that. >> They're telling Trump, "You better not release all that stuff on all my buddies over here and me and everybody else, or we're going to kill you." No. You think they are threatening to assassinate the president because they're trying to protect their friends? And it has nothing to do with blackmail that they hold over Trump himself? >> Yeah. That's what I really think. There you have it. Wiley Griffith 80, Italy is governed by a right-wing coalition. This coalition is considered the most right-wing government in Italy since World War II. What do you think about that, Mom? Dad said today Italy's all leftists. Yeah. I don't believe they're all leftists. I think they are some right-wing government in there, yeah. Yeah. So, Dad's wrong. You admitted it. Lisa Garner 5007, Mary Lou left during the Obama and Biden years, right? What country did she choose to move from? We had something similar to this. They did not leave. My mom said they were here supporting America, just not that administration. Cameron 29A, Chad, your inner Bob is showing when you talk about AI. AI data centers are significantly more harmful than other data centers. GenAI is just their rich to robbing artists commission and artists. I mean, agree to disagree. I think a lot of people are afraid of AI and don't understand what it actually is. I'm not saying that it's not being used for terrible purposes by people like Elon Musk and Palantir and all that. Of course, it is. But, I think it's just the next phase of computing. It's like saying using a computer is bad because the head of Apple is a billionaire who doesn't give a [ __ ] about you, which is true. >> way AI is going to be stopped or even monitored, I don't think. There's no way. It's basically just like the next version of operating systems. That's what AI is. I remember a few years ago you I said, it was like three or four years ago you made me that picture, an old lady in the barn with a cat and a horse or whatever. Mhm. And it looked like me with the horse. I was like, "How did you do that?" I can do it now. I saw you did a picture of that. >> I did pretty good. Yeah, it wasn't bad. Uh Carrie Ann says, "Big fan of your podcast. Have you listened to Only the Young by Taylor Swift? Last week you said she lacked in speaking up. The song is older but valid." I have not heard it, Haley. I'm sure you know it. Mhm. Mhm. I still am pissed at Taylor Swift. Yeah. Why? Because she has the biggest platform in the entire [ __ ] world, more followers than like virtually anyone. She is a billionaire and she has said jack [ __ ] about what's going on in the world right now. She's smart. Okay. Okay. [ __ ] who knew Mary Lou? Would you go one week not watching Newsmax getting news on social? We've already had this question tonight. Um the answer is no. She will never get off Newsmax. Somebody is making money. Haley, were you high today? Your face was cracking me up. Haley, were you high? High on life. Haley doesn't do drugs, do you? Um I have all those gummies that you gave me and if I'm like really uh I have a hard time sleeping. I'm an insomniac, so maybe like once every two, three weeks I'll take a gummy to try to go to bed. Do a melatonin. Yeah, maybe. Maybe both. >> but I was not high. Chris W. Suarez, Chad, you are in the in aliens the the MAGA cult but with aliens in there. Never seek opposing views on that one topic. Basement Office Doc series debunks A-Tip and New York Times 2017 article. I mean, we can all find things on either side. I've read those things you're talking about. I I find there to be more credible evidence to the other angle. It doesn't I think mean that I'm in a cult. It simply means that I look at the evidence presented and make a conclusion. Hey, somebody's watching from Ireland at 3:00 a.m. because they don't want to miss an episode. No way. >> Wow, thank you. >> No way. >> Ray Cosby, Mary Lucia compared the lyrics of the raise cool daddy to Kid Rock's cool daddy cool. Mom, maybe you'll do that for us next week. Bernie Beltran says, "Hey Chad and Haley, what are your thoughts on Jasmine Crockett?" Haley? Um I didn't confirm this, but I think she voted on some kind of bill that like sent $3 some [ __ ] to Israel, which obviously is terrible. I don't know if that's real, but aside from that, I like Jasmine Crockett. Uh I think it's kind of the energy that we need in Texas for sure in our government. Yeah, I like her too. I don't know about that thing you're talking about. I haven't seen that, but um I like her too for the most part. AIB166, I admire Mary Lou's ability to not let facts interfere with her opinion. And as an outsider, what's your view on intelligence? Yeah, do you value intelligence, Mom? That's real nice. What? Do you value intelligence? Of course I do. Okay, but Trump is obviously an idiot. That's your opinion. It's not my opinion. Every time he talks about No, it's not. Every time he talks about these drug prices, he keeps saying you're going to have a 900% discount. That is not mathematically possible. You understand there's a 100% is the as high as you can go on that scale. That's your opinion. That's not an opinion. I didn't read 900% increase today. I mean better. [ __ ] All right. Ray Pratt, Olympic athletes are not funded by tax money. There you go, Mom. Janae Doll, Mary Lou, you missed the point about Trump being on The Apprentice. It was his sole source of income. His real estate empire had crumbled. His business success was a myth. That's right. From he had zero, then he went to billionaire, then he had zero, then a billionaire, back and forth, back and forth. Uh I had wham. Thank you very much. Brittany Corliss, thank you Mary Lou for being here. These podcasts have helped me open a dialogue with my own parents. I appreciate you and your family. Thank you. That's fantastic. I you know, if this podcast is helping anybody it's [ __ ] >> Shout out to England, shout out to Portugal, shout out to New York. >> What? What? >> All these all these people are saying they're watching at like [ __ ] 4:00 a.m. in other countries. Just saying. >> wild. That's crazy. I've got to go to bed. My melatonin is You can't We're we're almost done. But please no more super chats. The number is still going up. >> Germany. We're almost done though. Email Email nurse. Searched hot chocolate, beef jerky in the files. Yeah, so beef jerky is code for like children. Oh my god. >> And hot chocolate is code for something else. I don't know, but like if you go look at all these Epstein files they're talking about like eating babies. Yeah, they're talking about >> What about pizza? That John Legend's wife. Right now, here is something that Trump is exposing. >> Trump accuses the other side of the [ __ ] he's doing so that when it gets revealed that he's doing it, he's like, "See, I told you they were doing it." It invalidates the claim against him if he makes the claim against the other side. You know what? So we're probably had to be 6 years ago. I have a friend that's mega and she's very very very religious. Afghanistan. And she would start sending me this stuff late at night about the tunnels underneath the United States where the children were hid, where they were eating children's blood and all that stuff. And she said, you know, we're going to that God is coming and all this is going to be revealed. That was 6 years ago and here it is. Right. >> doing it. And Elon Musk and all these right-wing pieces of [ __ ] No, all your Hollywood >> is in those files. All your Hollywood circle are doing this. Mhm. Why why can't why can't you if your name is in those files thousands of times, that's problematic. Have you read every time his name is in there for like being in Bank of America for doing a treasury transaction for >> Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. In the Epstein files, there is one person who is mentioned more than anyone else. That's Donald Trump. Are you sure it's not Bill Clinton? Yes, positive. Positive? Okay. So, the person who is mentioned the most in the Epstein files you for some reason are like, "Yeah, but that doesn't matter." Everybody else, they're guilty. The The guy who is mentioned the most is guilty. >> in there for um molesting children, it doesn't matter if he's in there for like doing a bank transaction and things like that. >> He just did thousands of bank transactions with us. >> every line? Okay, I'll read every line. You don't have to read every line. You don't have to read every line. You just have to accept what people are telling you. Okay. There [snorts] are people reading every line. There are people coming through the [ __ ] And the stuff >> salsa. I said burrito, he likes them. All right. Sunny Taw, 1990 Chad, please check out Ryan Getty. He's a YouTuber with fantastic political analysis about MAGA and the Democrats and will be a fantastic guest. If I have the time, I'll get to that. Wizard of Brew, Chad, what are your thoughts on Bill Maher? I'd love to see you on his show or vice versa. >> [clears throat] >> Mixed bag, you know. I I actually think his show is produced very well. I like the format of it. He does have people from all kind of areas of of the political spectrum on to talk about stuff, and I like watching some of the conversations he has on there. In terms of his views specifically, every once in a while he'll say something that I'm like, I kind of agree with that, but more often than not he just seems to me kind of um oblivious to [ __ ] and not really understanding what's going on, especially where like technology is concerned and stuff like that. I don't know. >> He old as [ __ ] and doesn't get with the times. I like his show, but I don't really align with him. >> He's also just a sack of [ __ ] Like, you know, politically most of the time like he's on point, but he's also just like I think a morally corrupt like sack of [ __ ] I see Japan, I see Serbia. I just want to shout these people out cuz that's incredible. Watching these [ __ ] Chad room, you don't do that. Huh? You can't read them things over there. Cat infestation. Look at this one. I'm falling asleep. From India. We're going as fast as we can. Hi from India. Found you via Hassan Abi. Oh, with everything happening in the US >> Do you Mr. [ __ ] do you think it could lose its tech edge? My L1 visa was approved, but I asked my company Microsoft to apply for Germany instead. Yes, I think the US has already lost its tech edge because it's the the kind of technology that exists now that's being created in the US is designed to essentially control the US population. It's not about furthering technology, it's not about furthering science, it's about controlling the political system here. All the big tech titans are basically concerned with that. If I was you, for what it's worth, I would go almost anywhere else that seems to actually be on the cutting edge of technological development. I would not come to the United States. Um, Cameron Tenner. Would your family all be willing to take an IQ test results revealed live? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I'll do it. Yes, 100. You know who has a higher IQ? Dad? It's your father. Yes. >> Okay. >> [laughter] >> I'd love to do that. >> Head wham, who do you guys think the nominee will be in 2028? Curious to know. >> AOC. It's AOC or nothing. I hope it's AOC, too. Going to be Rubio or Vance. Is that the last of the long ones? >> Do you have on underwear? YEAH. OKAY. >> [laughter] >> WHAT? YES. IS HE JUST WALKING around naked dick out? You need [laughter] more? I'LL GET IT. WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT. LONG-LASTING? >> MHM. NO, we've got some Lantus. Where is it at? I've got to go get him medicine. Okay, we're going to keep rolling through some of these. All right. Ice being at the games, what further proof do you need that this is a private police force and has never been anything good with immigration? Agree 100%. Luke Porter Mary Lou, what will you do on the day of Trump's death? This is a great question, but she's gone. Matthew Rob C, say this with your Irish accent. Forty fairy forty fairy >> Forty fairy Forty fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy Forty fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy I'm turning into Swedish Um Dakota Williams C N H, are you proud to say Blob is your dad? Mary Lou, are you proud to say Blob is your husband after constant racial slurs hoping foreign children die? How can you actually believe he's a good person? I mean, I'm not proud to say it. I don't I don't know what to tell you. He is our dad. >> an It's an embarrassment. It's an embarrassment. It's an embarrassment. We don't choose our families. G Miller, Mary Lou, can you reason away January 6th? She has done it multiple times on this very show. A Babbitt climbed through a barricaded door and was shot trespass. However, you have a very different view of Alex Pretty. Explain. We've talked about that exactly. I I think it was Whenever Alex Pretty got killed, the episode that came out right after that, we had this exact conversation. Mhm. Raptor-shaped Earth, what does it mean to be a Christian if you don't follow the teachings of Christ, read his word, or learn about it in >> [laughter] >> any way? That's what we were saying this morning. It's like >> Exactly. They're not [ __ ] Christians. >> Exactly. Ballman 1344, Mary Lou, do you literally need a vid or a grape kit? I think that means rape kit to prove Trump is a predator. >> [snorts] >> Him being found liable for SA clearly wasn't enough. Mary Lou. Mom, the question is what do you need to be convinced Trump is a rapist or a predator? Like solid evidence. So not like three dozen women coming forward and saying so? No, solid evidence. A video. You need to see him do it with your own eyes. No, not a video, but I don't know. I don't I don't know what's real anymore. All right. Miss or M Simon 1984, Mary Lou, what makes you think you're not in a cult? I'm not in a cult. You are. No. Uh Albert Alexander, what kind of evidence does Mary Lou need in regards to the Epstein files? We just answered that one. Yeah. >> No Sam, Trump has already been found guilty of rape. Mary Lou and Bob refuse to accept the obvious. Blows my mind every week. That's true. He has been found guilty of it and you say you don't believe the woman, but you don't have to believe the woman. You have to believe the court that found him guilty. Yeah, I don't believe it. You don't believe the court? I don't believe the woman. Okay, but the court found him guilty. Which means they there was evidence and they found that the woman was telling the truth. And probably and so you continuously refute it. I didn't believe that woman from the start. The court found him guilty. I didn't believe the woman. There you have it. Uh Jerry Dinger, can we get Bob and Mary Lou on Jubilee surrounded? Would love to. Actually had the offer for them to appear on Jubilee and they would not travel. So that's that. >> that was right. Um Charlie Kirk had JUST BEEN ASSASSINATED. >> [screaming] >> ALL RIGHT. AND I DIDN'T YOUR >> are like, what the [ __ ] air frog eight Mary Lou I feel sad for you that DT is lying and tricking you you seem so nice it's that he's taking advantage of you he's creepy and it's heartbreaking agreed to IC's one palm see have you considered writing a book called make Thanksgiving civil again about navigating life with your mega parents it could be fictionalized. I mean we did do a fictionalized version of this family it was called Southern Discomfort it was a sitcom that I wrote and created that I made as a pilot for ABC just got to be 15 years ago Don Johnson played my dad Mary Steenburgen played my mom Sophia Bush played my sister and a guy named Steve Talley played me. And it was good and they put it in the trash. And every time we see Tim the Tool Man your dad gets upset. Yeah I know. Tim the Tool Man Taylor dad gets very upset. Sid Alexia Chad how did the pet psychic go haven't heard back yet waiting for them to come back. We got scobby a pet psychic. I so I met with a psychic. I met with a psychic. Many months ago in Mystic Connecticut. And she told me like two or three things were going to happen in a certain time frame they've all come to fruition I'm calling that [ __ ] up I'm calling her again. Nice. I'm working on my precognitive skills as well Andrew Anderson 2068. Mary Lou do you notice how many times you interrupt and correct Bob is it a coping method for the insane things he says I have a challenge for you allow him to speak and instead just listen. No don't. It's because I don't want our family to yell at each other anymore there comes a point where enough is enough and I say stop. Who do you think does the most yelling? Um Haley right now. And then Bob second. You and then me, I'm last. All right. Julie C Bean donation post. Thanks for your time and with love from Canada. Thank you very much, Julie C Bean. Ariel PPR, hey C and H, love you guys. I'm Brazilian and watching you from Argentina. Thank you very much. Mary Lou >> Really? How's it occurred to you that you love Trump because you married with him? Go, I beg. >> [laughter] >> That's not nice. Well. Stan Sandra Greagan 4353, can you watch the Bad Bunny halftime show Wednesday with Mary Lou so she can give it a chance for an honest review instead of just being against it because Trump is. This would make a great show. Would you watch it? I will never watch it. >> Listen. He does not stand up for our United States. I will not watch it. >> This is it's this is all like weird propaganda that you read somewhere. It's not real. I think you would find you would like Listen, do you like Ricky Martin? Don't yell at me. Do you like Ricky Martin? Do you like Lady They stand up for the American flag. Well, she may not, but Ricky Martin does. Okay. Well, Ricky Martin was part of the halftime performance. I'm happy for him. You should watch it. It was actually really good. His music is good. Bad Bunny does not stand up for the American flag. >> We were listening to Bad Bunny like all weekend long. All [ __ ] weekend. I'm glad I wasn't at your house. Okay. Joe Taxorn, Mary Lou, I voted for DT in all three elections, but with the recent actions by the administration I detest the objectively unconstitutional and racist actions by POTUS. Why can't you do the same? Disagreeing doesn't make you a dem. It is the USA thing to do. Mom. He's not racist. How many times do I have to tell y'all that? Ariel PPR, also I'm still here as a Brazilian uh it's a Brazilian movie that won an Oscar. This movie shows the darkest side of the military coup d'état that Brazil suffered during 1964. I I know this movie is not Please, please, please watch it. >> Yeah. I don't know that. Tolerating the life of Elias, can you read DTMF by Bad Bunny in English? If we had it, we would, maybe. Sid Alex T, does Mary Lou not see that saying she'll research and follow up with thoughtful input and then not doing so undermines your intelligence, Mom? I have. You don't give me time. I've looked up the cancer thing. I've looked up the university thing. You don't give me time. How much [ __ ] time you need? The pod Well, the podcast is like Chad's got those topics. We got to stick to it, by God. And if I say, you know >> Right. So, after the pod, get on your phone, Google the [ __ ] write it down, so it's ready for the next pod. I can't immediately. >> How about this? How about this? >> the melatonin and I can't tonight. You won't You won't have to tonight. You're like Um But if you're going to research something, do the research, then in the midweek episode, bring your [ __ ] to me. Bring your facts that you've researched. I can do that. Okay. I can do that. Um this is your cousin Vinny. Y'all's favorite anti-government {slash} protest songs. Probably some kind of Rage Against the Machine. >> 100%. Every time. Killing in the name of Dun na na. Probably that one, I would say. >> Mom? Uh the Beatles song, that one. Um oh God, I can't sing it. I'll bring it on Wednesday. >> [laughter] >> Declan Murphy, hello from Ireland, 3:00 a.m. Miss Alieve. >> How many more do we have? I have to go to bed. Not that many more. David Miller and Dom Kiwi from I can't read what that says. It's too long. From New Zealand, though, thank you very much. Um Atlanta Lynn Min, I consider those acts as so palpably in the teeth of the Constitution as to render it a nullity. Thomas Jefferson speaking on the detention and deportation of non-citizens by executive order. Thank you very much. That's a founding father. Susan Castello, Bob rolling around Pooh bearing is the best thing. >> [laughter] >> Pooh bearing is what? Is the best thing? >> Like doing a Winnie the Pooh shirt and no pants. >> [laughter] >> The day he did that he embarrassed me. He embarrassed me so bad. I literally when you're like, do you have on underwear? I literally I'm like, is he just [ __ ] walking around this [ __ ] [ __ ] out? Stop it. Michael Fox 4991, only the Lord Lord will enter heaven in the >> so, Ed? Jen Kitty Jenks, Haley, thank you for calling out the hypocrisy of the things Bob and Mary Lou like about Trump and how it's an affront to American ideals. It's literally what the founders warned against. Absolutely. Uh we have we have three more here. Michael Fox, props to Haley for finally pointing out the commies. Thank you very [laughter] much. Dude, oh my god, 6433, Chad is the technical term for your religious Chad is the technical term for your religious views. Is there a name for it? Is there a name for >> up with my internet. I'm ready to join the church of Chad. I don't It's just some kind of like amalgam of woo-woo kind of modern I don't I don't know what to call it. You know what's weird? Remember a few years back >> I would assume. Huh? A few years back you and dad said you wanted to start a religion, just you and dad. I did? With dad? >> Yes, with dad, a church and a religion. >> When I was in high school or something? >> For people that would follow you. Huh? With dad? >> Yes. Whatever that whatever that religion would be certainly wouldn't have the Bible in it. Um okay, Declan Murph says, Chad, might I say your skin is looking lovely tonight. Thank you so much. >> Why do they tell you that? Because I'm beautiful. Okay, >> [laughter] >> with your skin. You know what I thought when I had cancer? Um for those who don't know, I had cancer in my face, a horrible skin cancer right here, and they had to cut off like this big chunk of [ __ ] face that made me look like a Walking Dead skeleton. I had to go through radiation and [ __ ] When it was happening, I was like, "Oh, I'm [ __ ] I'm going to have to wear a Phantom of the Opera mask for the rest of my life." >> [laughter] >> And it It's not It turned out kind of okay. It's like I look a little [ __ ] up, but I think unless you really scrutinize it, you just think I had like a birth defect or something. Um >> The Joaquin Phoenix? Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Please no more Please no more super chats. They keep coming in. Um this is Cruise Dez Cruise Tedzac. You got to put it up or I can't help you read it. Have Mary Lou >> [laughter] >> seen the film Have you seen the >> up there, Unk. I can't see it. Oh, sorry. We talked about The Apprentice. No, they have not seen it. Mark McLear Mom, what did you think of Sasha Riley interviews? That should be enough proof. We discussed that on an episode. She doesn't believe they're real. She doesn't believe Sasha Riley is >> they're real. You don't even know. >> been proven to be real, but I actually do believe they're real. But that my belief in it is irrelevant. It's like, are they real or not? And I agree with you, there is no evidence to support that they are factual. That's right. >> But the detail provided in them seems very unlikely that they would be made up. Um this is from the Electric Sandwich. Mary Lou, how do you justify calling your daughter trash? We discussed this earlier at the top. And our final one is from Crazy Linner or something like this. Can you do a mini show where you and Mom discuss one topic and you can give her time to do her research and see where the research leads her. Yeah, we could do that. That would be a good one, yeah. >> That's a good idea, actually. Um thank you everybody for joining us. This has been our hour and a half live show tonight. Thanks for watching the episode today. Thanks for continuing to have this conversation with our family and hopefully with the people in your lives also if you need to have those conversations with them. Mom, thank you for joining us with your ice cream and your melatonin. I love you. Haley, I love you. Thank you for joining us for this even after baking 3,000 cookies or whatever it was today. I know this is a I love you, little brother. Yeah. This is a lot to do at the end of a day, so thank you very much for doing it. Mhm. Yeah. >> you guys. Bye. >> See everybody later. Bye. >> Am I uploaded? I [laughter] love you, sister.