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Hi. Hello. I'm trying to look at my notes to see what time. Hi. Hello everybody. How you doing? Um, thanks for joining us. We're going to talk about whatever you want to talk about today. Whatever kind of Hello everyone. Uh, butterflies are free too says, "Is Haley's back?" Haley's back.
Back. Look who's back. Back again. Shady back. He's back. Tell a friend. Remember that song? Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Here's one that says, "Hails is back."
Hails. Hails is back. What up from Seattle? Sele. I like Seattle. I've been to Seattle. We had a wild one today. You've been there?
Yes, I've been to Seattle. Seattle's the birthplace of Grung and Starbies. Oh, really? Have you been? Yeah. The original Starbucks is in Seattle.
I think um crack. Have you been to Kurt Cobain's house and memorial? No. I have. I have. People are still mourning it. Still leaving gifts, writing things. Like it's whole thing. Oh, weird. I ain't seen none of that [ __ ] Um, here's God damn, it's moving too fast. Audra Ross 4290 says, "I took the same trip to Ireland. Going up the Blanney Stone is scary."
Yeah, I'm claustrophobic and I couldn't do it. So, there's that. I don't have the claustrophobia too much. I do. Although I do remember as a kid watching Aliens and when Bishop has to get in the that tunnel and like crawl to the aliens. That did freak me out a little bit.
Or Fire in the Sky. Like having [ __ ] over my face also like when he's shrouded in that like second skin and they like cut it open, right? I don't know. Like that gives me
I can't breathe. Whatever happened to DB Sweeney? He after that he was in Blades of Cutting Edge. Yeah, cutting edge. I almost called it Blades of Glory. He did cutting edge.
We have a question here from Abby Ken Cook. At this point, does she just not want to give you to the satisfaction of hearing of her disowning Trump? She hates everything he's doing recently.
Um, I think it's not about giving us satisfaction. I think it's more about I think there's an extreme difficulty in like you've committed so much of your life, so much of your time to this identity that is wrapped up in being MAGA and loving Trump and all this kind of [ __ ] I think it just is a matter of um it's difficult to break that cycle.
Um we have Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] We have It's a [ __ ] [ __ ] stack.
Brienne S. Brienne's fat sister. Oh my god. I'm literally piecing it apart like Brienne. I was reading it as um Brienne Sats. I was I would love to see Hunter Biden on the show. Same with Mary Lou. He says he wants to come on. Also, Rich Lois of Leaving MAGA would be a great guest.
Listen, I'm working on the Hunter Biden thing to best of my abilities. Who the [ __ ] knows, you know? It's not like booking people is difficult, especially somebody who's that famous, I think. But, uh, I am trying to do it to the best of my abilities. We shall see.
Um Um, um. Where did I go? side side of the ham 420. Haley, your vacation story made me realize it's okay for me to take a break from life and enjoy vacation. Also appreciate you questioning Maryl skin's glowing.
Yeah, you got to take a break. I enjoy travel. If you don't enjoy travel, obviously that's not your thing, but you must take breaks from your work life if you cannot handle work life all the time. Yes. Yep.
Disagree. Turn everything into work. turn every relationship in your life into a job. I will say while I was on my 10day vacation, which was a little bit too long, if I might add,
I received three, no, you're not going to believe this. I received three quite literal emergency phone calls. First one, I don't want to say what happened, but someone in my bakery had to go to the emergency room for a very serious reason. Day one of my trip. Um, day four into the trip, I get the call that dad is going to the emergency room. And then day nine of my trip, I get a call that my cat needs to go to the emergency room.
What's wrong with your cat? Uh, he ingested some of one of my dogs medications. Oh god. And had to go to the ER vet. So that was um every 3 days I got a little
Wow. jolt to remind me that maybe you shouldn't take vacations. Yeah, you shouldn't. I agree. Okay. Um, but teach their own. Do what you will. Alexandria the reader. Thoughts on the concept of time books? Rex, you go and then I'll go.
Concept of time. Yeah. D does not exist. Next. Okay. Well, it [ __ ] exists to me in my 10 days of panic. Um, book wrecks. Right now I'm reading Chlorine.
I just finished The Bewitching and prior to that I read The Vegetarian and prior to that I read Dracula. Dracula. Draculian by Brahm Stalker.
Brahm Stokes. Um thoughts on the concepts of time doesn't exist at this point. Mathematically that's all but proven. I would point you to not a book but an article. I don't know when this came out and I don't know the exact name of it. I want to say it came out maybe 10 years ago. It's in Wired and I believe it was called the jewel at the center of the universe or something like that. It has a name like that and it basically outlines how theoretical mathematicians at that time had discovered an object a geometrical object that exists outside of spaceime called the amplitude.
Since that time they found a bunch more. And so the basic kind of like uh nuts and bolts of the theory is if we can find things that exist outside of spaceime, it basically means spaceime is a it's manufactured. It's not actually real.
Cool. And that's mathematically. There's a bunch of other reasons why space and time are very likely not real. At least our perception of them is completely false. Um book wrecks. You know what I would recommend? Where is it? I recommend this book. Um DW Pulka, she's a fantastic writer. It is called American Cosmic and it's about um when did this come out? It's this is a relatively new book. I think this is the copyright on this one is going to be in that year of our Lord 2019. And this is about um the UFO phenomenon. Not if UFOs are real or whatever. Irrelevant. The
research is really about what does the phenomenon being real mean? That we are all kind of like it's at least in our public sphere of knowledge. It's affecting the way humanity is moving. Is it a religion? Etc., etc. Um, a lot of arguments, oh [ __ ] a lot of arguments are made in it that basically say the UFO phenomenon basically is a new religion, a new almost exclusively American religion, strangely. Anyways, those are my recommendations. And time does not exist. Let's move on. Dan C8388, Haley, welcome back. Do you watch the shows you aren't on? And if so, is it difficult to not get upset listening
to your mom's arguments? Hi. Um, I watch the clips that Chad posts of the episodes. Um, is it difficult to not get upset? Um, no. I don't really get pissed. No,
cuz I'm like not in I don't know. It's like in the moment I get [ __ ] pissed, but like watching it. It's not the same.
Understood. Cass Chaff 22. So, I finally had my father say that Trump was a mistake, but it took my aunt's house to be caught on fire for standing against Trump.
Wow. I'm sorry. Somebody burned down their house for standing against Trump. I'm confused about this. Hope they're okay. Jesus. But congrats. At least something good came out of it. Davis Angel won. Mary Lou is still saying that that's her press. But in the interview, he kept talking saying your elections are cooked. Yeah. Did you notice that? Yeah,
it was almost like he wasn't American or something, right? This is in that Meet the Press. I watched it. I went back and watched it after we did the pod. It was atrocious.
That whole thing is so weird. The whole like they had the interview, I guess, in a [ __ ] barn. I thought it was a green screen. Yeah, I thought it was a green screen. I was like, is this [ __ ] real?
The audio is terrible. They're just like, no, [ __ ] it. Keep it here. Don't don't put it anywhere where we can't hear a [ __ ] rainstorm on a tin roof above us. It was so bizarre. But uh yeah, he did keep saying that.
I don't know what that says about his um state of mind or how he's viewing America, but there you have it. Ursula honey,
maybe practice ways to help Mary Lou to break up with MAGA asked Mary Lou that if her president was Muslim, would she still happily introduce them and pray with them because they are your president? I don't think it would matter.
Yeah, I don't think she Look, this has been kind of the thesis of this show for the entire time we've been doing it. Having somebody transition out of a cult is not like an immediate thing or an overnight thing. We have been doing this for four years,
just kind of being present in the conversation, trying to present evidence to her to for her to kind of wake up on her own. And I think the stuff that's going on with dad has um it's given her the opportunity to like not just be sitting in the echo chamber of newsbacks and [ __ ] all day long.
She's now kind of focused on something uh you know I would say more important than politics which is the health of our dad. And not only is that focus being diverted from like MAGA news media [ __ ] she literally isn't like present to even watch it or have it be around her as much. And so I think it's and you heard her today too. She said that this podcast is kind of a reprieve from all the [ __ ] she's dealing with with dad.
So I think there's like um it's finally like starting to take hold a little bit and I think we just got to give her a little bit more time. She'll get there on her own. We just have to keep doing what we're doing. So far I think it's been effective. It's taken a while, but it's been effective.
Of course. Yes. Um, Mary Lou pleaded, "I need time." Yeah, exactly. Can you make a commitment to pull back a tad bit on the aggressive sales approach to give her some breathing room? Just a bit.
I can make no commitments. I, as I just said, I think what we're doing is working. Yeah, it is. And so, I'm just going to keep doing it. I see no reason to alter the strategy now that we're, you know, not to use like a sports analogy, but we're like a foot away from the goal line here.
Yeah. I'm just happy to see her like not there's no more apologies for his [ __ ] Yeah, exactly. Like that's that's huge. So, I feel like there's we've made tremendous headway.
100%. And she's disagreeing with so much. Basically everything we talk about from week to week she disagrees with. Mhm. I know she said she's going to bring some stuff that Trump has done good, but I'm like, "Good luck, [ __ ] What are you going to find?"
Nothing. It's going to be hard for her to discover that. I'm sure she'll bring some stuff about um you know, immigration or whatever. The the borders are shut. But then like the flip side of that is
I I don't know if you've seen all these videos are coming out now from inside some of these detention centers. Yes. It's like that's a jail.
Yes. Yeah. And the more people they can pack in that room, the more money the guy who owns that facility makes. It is very sad. Yeah, it's upsetting.
Terrible. Jen and Tonic, welcome back. Haley, missed you. Thank you. I'm the real I'm the one they want to see. Wow. They want my They want my opinions.
Wow. Thoughts on Michael Jackson? H I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to make a change. No, it's change his ways.
Change his ways. Ain't no something that a man can't. You don't even know the lyrics. Take a look at yourself and make that change.
You're a fake fan. Did you ever listen to that girl? That's going on TV right now. She knows I'm watching. She likes the way I
tell them why this way. Um, it's mixed and I think it is this way with everybody. There are of course the allegations that he was uh sexually assaulting children.
He was found innocent of those allegations in a court of law. Mhm. Take that for what you will. Yeah. I it it's God, it's so hard. It's hard. It's a hard one. But like after you watch like if you go back and watch some of the documentaries, you watch the footage of them like they searched his entire property. They found absolutely nothing. Um and then the two
there's two they're grown men now but like there's still two people that are kind of like perpetuating the narrative and it's like is that credible?
Are they? So I don't I mean I guess the real answer is I don't know. Yeah. Um, but I still love Michael Jackson's music. I think he was the most influential musician, dancer, singer of all time.
Agreed. Um, we will never have another Michael Jackson. Disagree. No. There will be somebody who eclipses him. No. All things I mean, look in baseball. Baseball's been around for over a hundred years. Hundred years.
Eclipse in what capacity? Like, are we just talking numbers are like people always said like there will never be another Mickey Manel. There will never be another Babe Ruth. Now we have Show Otani who's better than both of them put together.
That's sports. That's all based on stats. So are you basing this on stats? No, I'm basing it on the for Michael Jackson. It was like kind of a confluence of so many things.
Of course. Incredible talent, horribly abusive father who drove him to perfection. Um, so he had that that kind of like yeah the timing of it all. Michael Jackson is rising just as MTV kind of starts to take hold and he he becomes the signature artist who is defining what the art of music videos can even be.
And so all of these things it's like the Beatles basically their rise also coincided with the rise of television. So they were able to reach a global audience in a way no other musical act ever had. Right.
Um and Michael Jackson benefited from MTV. all this [ __ ] So, yes, he he came at the right time, but there will be other technologies that allow artists to have reach and and audiences that we can't even imagine in terms of how they'll be able to interact. That will happen. It just isn't happened or hasn't happened yet. And I mean, the 80s wasn't like that long ago in both of our lifetimes.
You know, who knows if there will when that next Michael Jackson will happen, but it will happen. But at least up to this point, I agree with you. most influential musical artists of all time, changed everything. And if you want to go down some conspiracy rabbit holes, which I always do, I believe both Michael Jackson and Prince were murdered for their musical cataloges.
Huh. Which are invaluable, obviously. Shannon XX. Wow. Would the fam ever consider being hypnotized? Aren't we all already? I think it would be interesting to see Marylu and Bob under hypnosis. thoughts.
Uh, I don't know. No, you want to get hypnotized? No, I don't want to be hypnotized. No, I don't want to be hypnotized.
I will I would do it. No, I don't give a [ __ ] Um, I think our parents are already hypnotized. Dime dimeians diamonds.
Mhm. Love and light to libs. Thank you very much. Haley, I missed you so much. When you're on, I get to see your mom's pretty face, but with reasonable takes. Heart hands emoji.
Does that mean me? That I look like mom? That's right. Well, thank you. I look I've been told that I look like um Jacob Lordy.
Huh. I was thinking Ethan Embry in Scream 7. I'll take it. Um, Jenlin Ka Kit Kit Jen Linalith. You do this one. Tell me what that says. Jenny. Oh, it's two eyes. Yeah. Jennine. Janine.
Janine. TFT. Feet. I don't know. Chad, can you try using a different phrase other than you're not understanding with your mom? Something a little softer. She's almost there. Also, give up on reading the handles.
Oh, well, too late on that one. Yeah. I mean, what what should I say in instead of you're not understanding? You don't get it. How about that?
I don't know. It's hard. Uh, okay. Okay, maybe I'll say something like let me try a different approach or something like that. Is it Jenny? Wait, is it Jenny in
Cali? Cali. TFT. What's TFT? Don't know the [ __ ] Do I Doney California or Doney CA? I always think that's California 324. How does Mary Lou think we were okay before the war in Iran? What about the tariff catastrophe that killed consumers and businesses? Haley, looking good. YouTube chat. Thank you. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, we obviously did multiple episodes when the tariff wars started popping off and how it was driving prices of everything up. And you know, my mom was like, "No, the tariffs are going to make us money." Then we had to explain that's not how it works. And
she's like, "Okay, well, things are going to get bad for a minute, but then it'll be good in the long run." She kept saying, and it's like, "Well, that that didn't happen. Now he's thrown a war on top of it. It's just like um I don't know how she thinks." Well, well, here's the deal. She didn't think anything was okay before the war in Iran. She thought we were still living under essentially the um the remainder of Biden's bad choices that we had to kind of bleed them off or Trump had to correct them or whatever.
So, I think she thought that there were still problems, but she attributed those to Biden's bad policies and bad presidenting. Right. Right. Now though, we're in this situation where it's it's very evident that like the tariffs and the the war in Iran are 100% Trump's decisions. He touts them when he goes on any interview as like we had to do it, right thing to do. I mean that the thing where he stormed out of the interview, he was basically getting asked the the line of questioning that began the him like standing up and leaving was you ran on a campaign of starting no new wars and yet
you started a war. what's the [ __ ] deal, right? And he couldn't handle it and that spun out of control and then went to the election and blah blah blah blah blah. But um I don't think that she thought things were okay before the war.
Uh but the tariff catastrophe and all that. Yeah, I mean all of this he's he's wrecking the the economy for the regular person. I think for people who are like super rich and they're doing a lot of stock [ __ ] they're [ __ ] making massive amounts of money right now and they love it at the cost of average regular people not being able to buy, you know, diapers for their kid or whatever,
right? Um Nicole Pinto Serato 8629 Chad favorite commanders deck. I mean, how long we got? I just built a Morcant elf deck that I had a lot of fun playing. But are you talking about precons? We're talking about Magic the Gathering now, ladies and gentlemen. Are you talking about precons or are you talking about decks that I've built? I have a Phoenix Mill deck that I absolutely love. It's very fun to play. I've got um an Agnes treasure deck. Very fun. All these are built, handbuilt. I prefer my own handbuilt like bracket three commander decks is usually where I live. I have one bracket four. I've got obviously we
have bracket two precons. I built a couple of bracket ones, but I like bracket three the most. And uh some of the decks I mentioned are some of my favorites. I hope that answers your question. Mc Raider 5150 Maryl the queen of deflection. Didn't insert name do something similar? Seems like a nice person who has been brainwashed. Agreed. you with us?
Yeah. You just went into Magic the Gathering and my I literally just turned off. I You got brainwashed. Yeah. All right. Um Well, what do you think of this statement here by Mcrader 5150?
That mom's the queen of deflection. Yeah, it's always been that way. I don't know. And that seems to her to be a kind of like valid end of the argument. Even like today, I don't remember what the thing was we were talking about, but she did it again with Biden. Oh, pardoning his family and stuff on his way out,
right? Because we're talking about the tax exemptions that Trump's going to have indefinitely. And she was like, "What about Biden? Hey, he pardoned all his family." And then you said, "Yeah, they should all be in jail." And that doesn't ever register with her.
No, not at all. Well, you like Biden. No, I don't. Yeah. No, I don't. Davis Angel one, have you seen any Kyle Clark clips? I'd pay to see him interview Trump and moderate presidential debates. Glad to see Mary Lou slowly come around. Do you know Kyle Clark?
No, I don't either. H sorry, we we ain't got nothing on Kyle Clark. Not sure who he is. Sammy the Barefoot Ramble. We need a rate this podcast song like gore. Please rate this podcast hippie. Uh, I think it was Whippy Panu. Please review this podcast is always in my head. Thank you very much. That was one of the first songs I ever made. I do dabble in music, ladies and gentlemen.
It may be hard to believe, but um, yeah, I I started another podcast with a friend of mine seven years ago now. Can you believe that?
H we've been doing Game of Roses for seven years this month. And it is a podcast where we talk about reality television. That is the reason we are doing the live early today is because tonight at 6 p.m. I have to watch Love Island for that podcast. If you're not watching Love Island season 8, you should be. It's the best reality dating format game ever invented in my opinion. But at the end of that podcast, I made a little song that just goes, "Please rate this podcast.
Please review this podcast. Please get a friend to listen to us. And then please rate this podcast." And it's just an endless loop.
You're really giving that uh you know the latest White House official that posted like the Trump. Trump Africans love Trump. Mexico loves Trump. Yeah, it's giving.
Go listen to it. How dare you? I worked hard on that song. I sing it. Yeah. Well, you're no Michael Jackson. Not yet. TD Fauler says, "Chad and Haley love the show. I feel like Mary Lou is getting closer and closer to the other side. You're doing great work. Greetings from
They are not Irish." Huh? They're not Irish. I wasn't trying to do an Irish. Did it come across? Yeah. Do it again. Do it again.
Tess turins. Yeah. No, I don't know. You do it then. I don't know how they How do they I don't know how they speak. That's not my fault. Thank you very much, TD [ __ ] We will get her. We will get her. Rest assured. And then I don't know what the show turns into. It's going to be just you and me and mom [ __ ] on Trump all day.
That's fine. That sounds fun. I agree. Um Well, no, but you know what's going to be interesting? I think we're going to get her to turn away from Trump fully during this term. Then there's going to be the next election and it's like, who is she gonna vote for?
Yeah. I don't know. It'll be whoever the Republican is, I think. Um, I don't know. I don't know. We're just in such a weird time right now. You know, there's that guy in [ __ ] I want to say it's in New Hampshire, the Democrat, who now has all these allegations against him from different women that sexual misconduct and all this [ __ ]
You know what I'm saying? Who's running for Senate? Yes. And it's like the Democrats are saying the Democrats are kind of split. Some of them are like, "Oh, [ __ ] it. We need the seat." And other ones are like, "No, [ __ ] this guy. We can't have a dude like this in the party."
Yeah. But the just the fact that there are some Democrats saying like, "We don't know. Just allegations, but he's got to win the race."
Like, we're that far into this now that the Republican party has dragged the entire American political spectrum that far into the [ __ ] as Trump would call it, the [ __ ] swamp that now we like overlook that [ __ ]
No. in any other area pre-Trump, that guy would be [ __ ] gone. Yeah. Y and now it's like, well, I don't know.
Yeah, it's disgusting. It's [ __ ] crazy that it's gotten to that point. Um I don't know. I don't know. So, we'll see. I'm just I'm bringing it up to say like the next person that could run for the Republican party once Trump is out, will that sentiment go away? Will we revert back to like, oh, if you have a sexual allegation against you, sexual assault allegation against you, you can't [ __ ] run. Will we return to some kind of normaly?
I would like to think so. I think the chaos ends when he is gone. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. Megan Alexander 2360, we created a necessary conversation podcast bingo game for Sundays. Many of your behaviors and sayings are included, i.e. be calling for genocide. Oh, Bob Maryl, I just don't see it that way. Haley Gallivante, Chad, Astral Projection, thanks for the fun. Part Asy sign, thank you very much.
I hope you win all of your bingo games. Mhm. You with us? Yes. What? What do you want me to say? I hope you win your bingo games, too.
Thank you. Good job. That girl, she knows I'm watching. She likes the way I stare. I will say I watched that movie and I've been listening to Michael Jackson in my car pretty much every [ __ ] day since.
I haven't seen it, but I've just been seeing the clips of Jafar Jackson like as Michael Jackson and it has reinvigorated my love of Michael Jackson. I've been playing his music nonstop and like
he was so great. How long's he been dead? it like it just hit me that like Jackson's dead. When did he die? Yeah,
a lot. Probably beyond that. It's probably like 12 years. Let's see. I And there isn't I mean, there are obviously albums I think that are better than others. Um like all of his later [ __ ] in life is not as good as like the older [ __ ] but still I'm listening to all of it.
He died in 2009 at the age of 50. What? June 25th, 2009 at the age of 50. Seven 17 years ago. What the [ __ ]
I'm gonna be 50 this June 25th. You better watch out. Curse of Jackson. Ashy Ashton 9412. Chad, last week I asked if you watched anything from Daryl Anka Bashar and you said no. Coming back this week to highly recommend. It's right up your alley and I'm so curious about your thoughts. Hang on, let me just put
this must be about astral projection. Am I right? I don't know. Um I I did not do this, but I'm going to open a window now.
Oh, I have seen this guy. I have seen Daryl Hanka. Yeah, he's he's all about the universe and all those [ __ ] Um I'm not sure who Bashar is. Let me see him. Yeah, he's interesting. Oh, Daryl Anka is Bashar. He's the channeler of
Bashar. I I don't know like these channelers. There's a there's a woman there's a woman too who does some channeling of like a alien that speaks with a British accent. I'm like I don't know, you know, there's like it seems [ __ ] crazy. But also look, I'll just say this. We are at a point where scientifically it's basically proven at this point that observation affects physical reality. So we are all or at least for a minute we were all kind of observing a a collective objective reality.
Yes, we may have differing viewpoints on this or that, but we all kind of basically agreed on the same things, right? Okay. Um the earth is around in space, whatever. Mhm.
That's out the window now. Okay. Because of the internet, because of social media, whatever, we all exist in our own weird worlds where we think fundamental reality is different from what other people think. There are [ __ ] flat earthers, you know what I mean? Who who believe that. So, as our our um our own way of viewing reality gets more and more fractured, there is no collective observation anymore. We can look at the same thing and view it completely differently. And I think somehow it's pulling apart the reality we're projecting out of our [ __ ] brains. And that's why [ __ ] is getting
crazier and crazier and crazier and crazier. So I mean, you don't think some of this is just like people being uneducated? Like you legitimately think flatearthers see the earth as flat and they're not just stupid? I
I'm just bringing that up as an example to say that we are fundamentally not seeing the same reality. And therefore our observation of whatever this [ __ ] thing is in that we're in is completely different. And if our observations of it are different then and and if observation affects the actual nature of reality, we are potentially tearing it apart or redesigning it or something right now.
And if you look at like UFOs for example, I have, you know, I don't know what to make of it. I I know the facts are the United States government is releasing these [ __ ] videos and saying that we've put money into it and that we have alien bodies and all this [ __ ]
That is a fact that that information is coming out. Yes. I don't know if any of it's true. I've seen the videos. I don't know what to [ __ ] make of it. It's a [ __ ] video at this point. You can't trust any video.
Um but the idea that UFOs have been around or at least the observation of them has a long time. Yeah, you can say thousands of years if you want to look at like some religious texts that seem to describe UFOs just in a different way, you know, and there are saints who had like um run-ins with angels and spirits, but people are basically like, well, it was probably a [ __ ] alien or whatever, a spirit, an extradimensional being, whatever. There are many different ways to kind of describe similar experiences. Um, I'm just saying that we are, I think, living through a very weird time where it's
this confluence of radical technological advancement and change, radical shift in consciousness. I think there's a lot of people waking up to the fact that like psychic powers are kind of real and what the [ __ ] does that mean? Massive political upheaval. So, even the structure of your daily life as a citizen in whatever country you live in is [ __ ] it ain't ever been like this.
you know, the turmoil, the protests, the all of it. There's just a lot happening where we are looking at the same things and having radically different uh manners of observation and I think that is affecting the fabric of reality to some degree. Whatever reality is.
Maybe I'll try to do my uh I haven't done my whatever you sent me. Oh, gateway. Yeah, I haven't done it yet. Maybe I'll do that tonight. Hey, you said today when you were out in that lake and you were hitting on the water and you closed your eyes and looked up, your whole body started vibrating. That's what happens when you do gateway. Your body will start vibrating.
Okay. All right. Enjoy it. Um, you should ask that guy if he ever did Gateway in the boat. He It wouldn't surprise me.
Cash Chaff2. She's a judge in South Carolina. She tried blocking voter data being collected for Trump. Her ruling was overturned and a month later her house was set on fire. Holy [ __ ]
That's [ __ ] wild. That's what I'm saying. That's the world we living in. Late night Kenny. Sorry to hear that. I hope everything's okay.
Yeah, that's crazy. Uh, late night Kenny. Hi, Chad. Haley, I love the pot. It gets me through work. It gets me through sleepless nights. Keep up the great work. Cheers from Norway.
Norway. I don't know what's a Norway. Norway. No. Everything you do is like the same. Sorry. Side of the hand 420. Haley, now you can teach Chad how to do a proper Irish accent. Let's hear it.
I can't. Um, let's see. Potato. Uh, I can't think of any. Oh, there was an interesting thing when we came through. We flew into Dublin and upon arrival, like walking through the airport, there was a giant sign that said yins all welcome.
Okay. Yins. So they use yins like we use y'all. Okay. Right. I don't know. Yinsol. Yinszol. Welcome. Yeah. Would you like a potato? Potato.
Beats power beats something. That was my Conor McGregor. Uh what's the Is there a No, he's like English. Patty the UFC fighter. Patty Pimpblelet.
Is that his name? Is he Irish? I think he's American. Oh, maybe he is Irish. I don't [ __ ] know. Irish. I I kind of checked out of UFC and now it's like hard to care about it at all because it's
Pey Blinders. Pey Blinders. Give me a potato. There you go. A potato with my Guinness with a pint. Potato with a pint. A potato with a pint.
A potato with a pint. No air conditioning. Okay. No air conditioning for yins. All right. Yeah, nice. They did have ice. Shane Jane, thank you very much. Dan C8388 Chad skin glowing. Thank you. What you drinking?
What do you Oh, no. No. Patty. Patty the boxer. He's a Scouta. Scoutza. Ginger drink. What? Patty. He's a UFC fighter, I think. And he's scala.
What's that? I like I think it's British. I thought maybe it was Irish. I'm a scouter. We don't get knocked out. He's English. He's British. Never mind. I just figured that out myself. We don't get knocked out.
That's not Irish, though. I've heard you get knocked down and then you get up again. And you're never going to keep me down. Chumba wa.
Chumba wa 2002 maybe. Davis Angel won. Hey Haley, results of poll expanding hives goods. Um, so damn, that one [ __ ] short circ um I have like this major like a major thing that's happening with Hive Bakery right now. I don't want to like jinx it and talk about it until it's like sign seal delivered.
Um, but I can say it's like [ __ ] major. It's going to change my entire life. Um, it's it's it's huge. So, yes, there will be an expansion of Hive Goods should this go through in like the biggest way.
Fantastic. Pick your blinders. The luck of the Irish. Kiss the Blney Stone. K. Van Winkle 777. Angel numbers. My husband and I loved the jibbing the other week. Lol. Y'all need to do more that more often for the simmer down. We were over here doing the same thing.
Mhm. Mhm. My pleasure. I can't help it. Um I can't help it. It just it forms. It's always been there for me. For a long time, when I was a little kid,
I have certain like just little weird audio triggers in my head for when I do things. Getting in and out of the bathtub is one of them.
Okay. And when I was a little kid, my audio trigger was the name Kim KS. I don't know. It switched and now it's um it it's a triple thing. It goes glob glokindness. Globo kindness.
Mine is e- plurabus unum. Oh, interesting. Okay. Yeah. And it turns into variations of e- plurabus unum. Nice. Matt from a a did you guys see that Tupac will be in the new Yakuza game? I didn't. Hm.
The real Tupac. I mean, none of this is real. What is time? That's what I'm saying. Tupac will always live and Tupac has never lived. Both things are true. Natasha, is that I I or LL6BC? I'm not sure.
LL LL. What are your thoughts on Hunter Biden trolling MAGA this week? So funny. Love the show. First time catching the live. Now, now it's early. Love from UK. Thanks for joining us.
It's [ __ ] hilarious. You did you see the one about the erection? Somebody Hunter Biden put out some tweet that was basically like um you know Trump family's buying this [ __ ] island, stealing all your money. No, no, no, no, but you're worried about my paintings. Like get a life or something like that, right?
And then somebody put a comment that said, how about that stolen erection? And then Hunter Biden said, I've never stolen an erection in my life. Yeah, he's starting to get really funny. I appreciate it.
Yeah, he's starting to have like a no [ __ ] Well, cuz he's like Yeah, he's like whatever. It's out in the open. You guys all know I did crack and like I just don't give a [ __ ] anymore. So, yeah, I kind of appreciate it. It's pretty funny.
I know. He's starting to come up on the scene. Yeah. C is that Irish? Cor, I guess. Cork. I mean, yeah, it's a euro, so maybe.
Yeah. UC Ireland banned Bengavirrich for committing genocide and UK banned Hassan [ __ ] and Sank you Yaigar I can't pronounce that guy's name ever for condemning genocide. Greetings from Ireland. Um
I didn't see the Ireland thing but I didn't either. And nor did I know I didn't know about the UK one either. Jeez.
Yeah, I saw the UK one. Hassan Piger's taking some [ __ ] hits right now. But it's only making him more powerful, I would assume.
I Yeah. I hope nothing like ever comes to fruition from all this [ __ ] But like it it it signifies the weight that like, you know, these people on the internet have. Their voices are very real and they have a very real impact
that we talked about it today that the the White House just put out that new like left y leaning YouTubers like [ __ ] these people kind of thing. David Pacman's on there. Brian Tyler Cohen. I watch both of them all the time.
Me too. Me too. They're just YouTubers just who literally just deliver the news. Yeah. Yep. And they're like, "Fuck you." It's crazy. And then you have to look at like Trump is in with the [ __ ] CEO of Google.
Is he [ __ ] putting the thumb on that dude to be like, "Yank them. Get him off YouTube." Right. But it's wild because then you have people like Nick Fuentes who are just out there [ __ ] running a muck and we don't put them on any list or anything. Like you can't be [ __ ] serious. Well, Nick Fuentes though isn't pro Trump anymore, right? Has he turned?
I don't know cuz he was big time against the war in Iran. Yeah. I don't know. There's a lot of those people out there that were like that helped get Trump elected through all the podcasts and [ __ ] Joe Rogan,
I think even Theo Vaughn is kind of like, "What the [ __ ] this guy doing?" Theo Von. He was funny though on Road Rules.
I agree. Ants go marching 2 by two and we got bites all over our bodies. David Francis 2875. Haley, you are awesome. Thank you. I'll take that.
Wow. Little irony. Spectrum scouting. Chad, any interest in the new Marvel set in MTG, [ __ ] Don't you have a whole Magic YouTube pod? Did that come with the deck?
Huh? Did that come with the deck? The deck? Yeah. Do you have like a Marvel Magic the Gathering set? Oh. Oh [ __ ] It came with these.
[ __ ] Came with these. Wow. Snicked. Do I have any interest in the Marvel Magic the Gathering set? Let me give you a a very detailed answer. Yes, I do. I grew up reading Marvel comic books. I'm a huge Marvel fan. I have fallen out of favor with the movie franchise and everything that Disney has done to it. Disney effectively has ruined Star Wars and Marvel, two beloved franchises for me that were instrumental in creating the person you see before you. Uh especially in my youth.
Magic the Gathering is another thing that was has been instrumental in creating the person you see before you. I don't like Universes Beyond, which is uh what Magic the Gathering does when they license outside IP to make a set out of. We have seen Lord of the Rings. We have seen Avatar Last Air Bender, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Final Fantasy, a bunch. There's a bunch.
Spongebob, they did a secret layer of. There's a bunch. Marvel is their biggest one. It's going to be the biggest set ever made. More cards than than ever. Um, many of them are gamebreaking so far, the ones they've released. I don't know if that's good for the game ultimately, and I do think Hasbro, who owns Wizards of the Coast that makes Magic the Gathering, is a giant corporate greed machine, and they will get as much money out of this [ __ ] thing as they can until they break it. And I think this Marvel set is getting real close to breaking it. Enough said, bub.
Who's your favorite X-Men? Who do you think? Who do you think? I thought it would be Xavier. I don't know. What? What? Cuz I look like him.
Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. No, Wolverine can't be beat. Sorry. He's the best there is. What's your favorite Marvel movie starring Wolverine?
Oh god. He probably Logan. I mean, that movie was [ __ ] amazing. I thought I actually really love Hugh Jack Hugh Jackman. He's the only Wolverine. Yeah,
you Yeah, he's the only one. He's the only Wolverine. Back in the day, they would always I used to get this magazine. This will reveal some of my nerdom. I used to buy a magazine back when I was a child called Wizard Magazine, and it talked about comic books and comic book prices and whatever. And this is like in the '9s when the idea of a Marvel movie or an X-Men movie was just like a dream that would never happen. It was so pie in the sky, like there will never be a G.I. Joe or Transformers, a Marvel, none of that because Hollywood just wasn't
[ __ ] doing it. They didn't understand at all. Now it's ubiquitous and they all suck. But back then, every year Marvel would or Wizard, that magazine would put out their dream cast for X-Men and Wolverine was always Clint Eastwood. Isn't that weird?
The [ __ ] Yeah, I know. No, it's you, Jickman. Yeah. Uh, mercy one. Trump to Bob. You need to smile more. You never smile.
If we could get Donald Trump to say that to dad, I would [ __ ] my pants. A fancy lemon. Um, speak positively when she is coming around rather than calling her woke. Like giving a kid a treat for positive behavior. Oh, you're going to push her back. Like I said, what we're doing is working. You can't deny it. What we're doing is working. Doney California A32 Doney California 324 sorry it is California Lagona Beach Laguna
Laguna Lagona nice place you jman Proctor RTOR Campbell I feel weird calling you the lib sibs without your brother Hassan on the program understood just curious your opinions on the UFC lawsuit and the only American champion calling the event UFC UFC Israel. I don't know about the lawsuit. Let me Google this. I don't know about any of this lawsuit aims to stop the UFC fight at the White House four hours ago.
This was posted. Two Virginia residents have filed a lawsuit seeking to stop the UFC fight Trump is holding to the White House. The lawsuit filed Saturday on behalf of a Vietnam war veteran and civic activist argues the structure erected on the White House grounds is not authorized without congressional approval or environmental review. It also argues to use the White House grounds to stage a private for-profit sports event with all the promotional and branding opportunities that accompany such access will financially benefit UFC President Dana White and Trump himself citing a report that the in the spring Trump bought $50,000 in stock in TKO, UFC's parent company.
Interesting. I mean, ain't no way it's going to get stopped. It's happening next week. They built the [ __ ] thing, right? And he's like saying they might keep it up, so we may just permanently have UFC on the White House lawn.
UFC. Hang on, let me see what UFC Israel is. Former UFC middleweight champion Sean Strickland claims he has been banned from attending the upcoming UFC Freed event at the White House. He alleges the decision was made because of his vocal criticism of Israel. It's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and US foreign policy.
Um I saw this and then there was another UFC fighter that was interviewed and he was backing him up and saying like, "I actually voted for Trump, but now I feel like this is bullshit."
It 100% is because if you like I get it. I get it. Dana White's doing this. It's kind of like when the NBA champions or the Super Bowl champion or the World Series champion, they get invited to the White House.
You can decline to go, whatever, but the organization like Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA, they don't want you shit-talking anyone in politics. They don't even want you talking about politics.
Um, I mean, I'm sure you remember the big Colin Kaepernick thing when he took a knee and then got blacklisted and never [ __ ] played again in the NFL. Um, I get all of that. The problem is this with this UFC thing. This is not just like we don't want our fighters saying anything political. Dana White is in bed with Trump to make money off this [ __ ] thing that they're doing it at the White House. So Dana White is the one who made that decision and is taking the UFC out of any
potential uh yeah, you know, political kind of inert level. He's making the UFC MAGA now. And we all we knew it was before this because he's very MAGA,
right? But now there's like there is no way that it can be viewed any other way. So if you're making the UFC MAGA, you can't I think get pissed if your fighters have something to say about that,
right? And yet here we are. Um, okay. My apologies. I'm shutting down the super chats now. Thank you everybody who has submitted them.
See you chat. Super. We're going to get through the rest of them and then we're going to end our live. But yeah, I think this is on Dana White in my opinion. You have a [ __ ] UFC for at, you know, Donald Trump's beck and call. You cannot get pissed when your fighters have something to say about that,
right? Um, how in best joke you've heard? I don't know any I don't know any good probably. What's the worst thing you can hear when you're sucking Willie Nelson's dick? I'm not Willie Nelson.
It's not funny. Okay. Cass Chaff2. How in the hell do you know Will Sasso? Uh, how do I know him? I wrote a movie a long time ago. He read it. He liked it. We were gonna try and make it. It kind of fell apart and then we just became buddies through that process and sold a TV show together that sold a couple of TV shows together that we worked on. One of the one of them got made into a pilot. It's been friends ever since. Done some podcasts together.
That's it. Um, Anita Bonita 18. Why do MAGA think Jan 6 was justified and nonviolent? I don't know. I don't get that. We've shown mom clips on this show of the violence.
Mhm. I don't know. Um, forest epidote epidote question for both. What do you think is more beautiful profound? What humans can build or what exists in nature? P. You're both glowing. Thank you. What do you think's more beautiful and profound?
Like I actually have to choose. Yep. All right. I'm going to go with what exists in nature. I I think I could be happy without technology. Living in the [ __ ] wilderness, growing my own food, bathing in the river, and never give a [ __ ] about technology. So, I go with nature.
All right. Would you live in a house, some kind of structure? Hello. Yeah. Why wouldn't I? So then you use technology. They're asking if I find beauty.
Yeah. And if I find it more profound, what exists in nature, right? Or what we can build. Yeah. My most profound moments are in nature.
Okay. And I am saying the question is it's missing uh a big piece of reality which is everything we do is in nature. There is nothing that exists outside of nature including all of our technological skill. If you look at a termite mound or an antill do you believe their construction of their colonies is nature or is that technology?
Technology is a part of nature. You have to choose. You have to choose. Same thing. Well, then then I can say that I find profound beauty in nature while I'm in a kayak that we built.
Sure. So, if you're telling me they go hand in hand, then I don't have to choose. I'm not saying they go hand in hand. I'm saying they are the same thing. Everybody has this, not everybody, but a lot of people I think have this kind of mistaken outlook that technology is not part of nature and it very much is. Nature is evolution. We have come from the primordial soup to become these beings that can make this video conferencing software that we're sitting here doing this with and these this microphone and these cameras and these computers and every all of it.
Mhm. That's nature. Okay. Still, I'm going to say that I find the most beautiful and profound moments to be in nature. For me,
yeah, I mean, it's all nature, so I will say the same thing. But I will say my most beautiful and profound moments have come from [ __ ] with consciousness in one way or another.
All right? inside the mind or whatever you want to call it, the soul, the brain, the entity, the body, the person within the person.
All right, Katie Jarvis 1017. How's it feel that this show is a soothing sound to some people? I leave my job at daycare and instead of silence, I say, "Okay, time to hear my second family cry." Holy.
Oh, daycare to this [ __ ] I don't know. That's what I was talking about. We all perceive reality a little differently. Barely. Holy [ __ ]
Well, well, happy to be your happy to be your soothing sound. Um, Mikey likes it. 10,000. Even if you can get Mary Lou to come over to the other side, how would that square with Bob? And could that affect their relationship and marriage?
Uh, I I don't I mean I don't think it's going to affect much honestly at this point. I don't like How would it affect them? What would you do?
Nothing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't I don't think it would affect much. Yeah. Maybe it would though. I don't know. I mean, it's hard to say, I guess. I don't know how that I'm curious. Is dad watching these episodes? Is he seeing her change?
No. No. He's full-time Newsmax. Yeah. Uh, Hie into Z. What gets you through moments you feel stuck in life? Me first. Sure. Uh, I make huge leaps. I have profound ideas and I write them down and then I execute. If I feel stuck, I'm like, it's time for a massive [ __ ] change and then I just and I I go after something new.
Yeah. I don't know that I ever feel stuck. I um I just always have like five to 10 projects going on simultaneously and there's not ever a time when I feel stuck. If I have like a spare minute, I'm like, "Let me work on one of those 10 projects." This is one of them. Obviously, I do another podcast called Game of Roses. I started another one called Soul Ringers. It's about Magic the Gathering, writing a book, writing a movie, making some movies with various things, you know, just always always something going. Um, and I I tend to never feel stuck in that regard. Once
one of those projects concludes, another one fills the spot and I just keep going. And I think it will be that way until death.
Or you can gallivant Yeah. Gallamantry. If you're into galler gall 1954, Chad and Haley, have you ever watched Scandal? It's a little different these days with all the corruption IRL. I remember watching it. That was the Carrie Washington show where she's basically like a Washington DC fixer.
Um, I watched the first couple of episodes of it, I think. And then what had wound up happening? I don't usually watch political TV shows. They bore me.
Yeah, I get I get bored. It didn't stick with me either. I agree. Although I did watch West Wing. Did you ever watch that one?
No. It literally anything if it if it has to deal with politics at all like my brain just I can't I won't I just can't.
Yeah. Side of the Ham 420. Thoughts on MJ's Invincible album? You give me butterflies inside. Remember that song? Has some good songs on it.
What's on Invincible? I can't remember what's on Invincible. I don't even know what the [ __ ] you're singing. Butterflies. It's called Invincible.
It was a pretty good album, but that, if I remember right, that album came out right around the same time all the allegations were coming out and [ __ ] Something tanked that album. Like, it didn't do very It didn't do as well as his his last albums. Then he was getting ready for the tour.
You rock my world. You know you did. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it has some good songs on it. Yeah. Yeah, it had good songs. It wasn't my favorite album, though.
No, of course not. No. Thriller, Offthe-Wall, Bad. The uh [ __ ] history. Yeah. He He had like four or five albums in there that were just like every one of them. Greatest album in the world. Every song on every album, greatest song you ever heard.
Yep. Every video, every costume, all of it. Yes. You just don't get that now. But I mean, you don't even get albums anymore. Taylor Swift makes them. Every once in a while, somebody else will make one. But now it's like, I made a 30-cond Tik Tok song, and that's how you make a billion dollars if it like hits, right? You know,
it is harder for me to engage with an entire album. Right now, there is an album I'm listening to from beginning to end, and I skip no songs, and it's Noah Khan's newest album. Mhm.
Um, but aside from that, like I don't know, when they come out it's like, okay, there's two [ __ ] tracks that I like and that's it.
I am listening to an artist right now that I'm obsessed with called Critter. Okay. Right now, you mean for the last 10 years? That's literally all you talk about.
Get another one. Get another one. Well, she puts out new music a lot. Um, anyways, I'm just saying she has a couple of albums, but mainly her songs come out in little like two to three song batches or sometimes just one song.
Mhm. And it's like I there isn't even an album. But um I love albums. I listen to Allison Chain's Dirt probably once a week that whole album.
Pearl Jam 10. Pearl Jam 10. Mhm. Forest epidote. If we all still lived in primitive primitive villages without modern technology, what role skills would each of you contribute? And what about Bob and Mary Lou in their heyday? Um, I would probably be a singer.
You'd have a loot. a little loot flute. Uh, I mean, honestly, I I would probably get Come get your potatoes. It's time for potatoes.
I think I would probably be interested in um city planning or something. I would be like in early days of human civilization, I'd be very interested in streamlining human civilization, making it more efficient, better for everybody. And I think in those early days when like that was possible, I would probably try to do something like that. I don't know what I would do. I feel like I am good at management and leadership.
Oh wow. I think I would have some kind of a management. I would be the village manager leader. Leadership role. I think I'm good at that.
Yeah. I could also potentially be the village comedian. I think the village idiot. You son of a paracosnik. Hey guys, love what you do. Haley, super envious that you got to visit Harland. Loved the story about the barfing shrimp. 10 out of 10.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I did too. It was a cool story. Also, also, so right now on TikTok, you know the song that Michael Jackson sing. It's like
what about and then and like and the wind is blowing, right? So, we're at the cliffs of Moore. Holy [ __ ] the wind. I look over at one of my kids. She's literally like into the wind with her hair and her jacket like like flying into the wind at the cliffs of Mar. And in my mind, I'm just HEARING YEAH, I was laughing internally, but actually really scared that she's going to fall.
Yeah, that would have been bad. It was incredible. Um, Jacques Longwood 50. I thought you guys were 29. I am forever, right? internally. Lena uh pbean or lanap bean.
No, lina pab bean. Lena pban. Mhm. Platner doesn't have sexual assault allegations. Corporate interests are trying to take him down and even their worst allegations aren't sex assault. Okay.
I don't know. I don't know much about it other than what they show on the news or clip comes by Tik Tok or whatever. I haven't investigated it too much. I just know that it's out there. But here we have another side of it that we haven't seen. Once again, reality fracturing. Scary Mary 3144. Haley, any tips for traveling to highland going in September? I've heard a harsh folks have given MAGA Americans a hard time. Did you see any trouble?
Tips. Okay, so we drove and I am here to tell you it is not for the faint of heart. So, um I don't know how you're getting around, but we did a lot of traveling via car like on the countryside. If you can avoid that, recommend the driving was a lot different and a little bit scary sometimes. That's really my only tip. Also, I'm a vegan and it was kind of hard to eat there. So, you may want to look up restaurants and [ __ ] if you have dietary needs.
If you're a vegan, don't go to the Emerald A. As far as like the potato, I don't think they I mean, how do they know if you're a MAGA American? I don't know. I didn't think I was discriminated against. I don't think so.
Interesting. I don't know. You ate a spoonful of [ __ ] in every meal. Captain Goku 2280. Hey Chad and Haley, have you seen the video about a teenage graduate in North Carolina getting pulled off the stage after speech for speaking out? I did see that. Yeah, I saw that.
Standard. Yeah. Well, but also bravo. Standing ovation. Good for you. Yeah. And I'm sure now she's going to get I mean, I'm sure she already got into college if she's validictorian wherever she wanted to go, but she's going to have a little boost going in there. Little kind of celebrity status, which is good.
Good for her. Alexis Michelle, love you guys. Although I may not agree with your dad, I wait every week to hopefully hear a positive update. Keep doing what you do. We're we're waiting for that same update.
Please believe. But thank you very much for the kind words. Chad can't read. How dare you. Do you see the photo? It's me with glasses.
Trying to read a book that says Trump on it. Oh, it says Trump on it. Interesting. Hey, what do other family members think of the pod? What other family members? Who are we talking about here? like like my family.
Yeah. My my kids and spouse. Yeah. Uh they actually see mom like coming around. So um they do some of them do watch and they see it happening and they acknowledge it and they know that it's happening. So yeah, they're along for the ride. I don't know. They get pissed with me, they get encouraged with me. So it's kind of a family affair.
Yeah. Um, Lindsay Breakfield, not sure you would still support Michael Jackson after seeing the just released Netflix doc. Haven't seen it. The evidence is disgusting and damning. Worth a watch.
H is this a Netflix one? That's what it says. Yeah, I ain't seen it. I ain't seen it. Um, Venina Vlogs, be honest, Chad. If you weren't so woo woo, would your mom have an easier time at taking your points seriously?
No, I don't think she holds your woo woo against you. Yeah, she's not holding the woo woo against you. She was the first person that I ever met in my life who told me she saw a [ __ ] ghost. Like
our mom is woo woo. Yeah, multiple ghosts she's seen. In fact, people appearing to her in dreams. All kinds of [ __ ] She's she's probably more woo woo than me.
Yeah. Scribble 17. Chad, what's your advice for self-publishing? I've never done it, but I am reaching a certain um end of patience with something that I've written recently, and I may be self-publishing it in the near future. I don't know. We'll see. But I've never done it. Um my advice would be look into every aspect of it. Watch as many YouTube videos on it as you can before doing it because I know I've researched this a little bit. not enough to be like an authority on it at all. But what I have learned from it is there are a couple like avenues you can do. There's
also an amount of money that you can put into like getting an editor and making your thing look good. Are you going to be publishing only like ebooks or are you going to actually print some copies and try to sell hard copies? There's like a bunch of different um components to this and it really just matters on like the easiest way to do it obviously is just an ebook. You upload a [ __ ] PDF to Amazon basically. That's one way to do it. And you just go click and then it's published and then it's up to you to market it and all of that stuff. Uh
but yeah, I don't I don't know a lot about it. That's all I know. Good luck to you and your endeavors if you decide to do it. Dan C8388. Biden pardoned his family because he knew that Trump would go after them uh for anything he could make up. I'm not sure why you guys hate Biden so much. He did a lot of good things for the country.
Where do I begin? Yeah, that's fine. He pardoned his family because he knew that Trump would go after them. Fine. That's still a president abusing his power to help his family. Period. You, in my opinion, you want to be the president, you take the [ __ ] lumps. And that's part of the lumps. Even if you know Trump is going to come in and go after your family or whatever, sorry, you're the president. Um, you can't like, in my opinion, you cannot wield the law for your personal benefit in a way that a normal civilian is not able to. And he definitely did
that. That to me is like um it crosses the line. And in terms of like good things, for sure he did good things. I I'm not disputing that. Even Trump, I would say like with the weed thing, decriminalizing weed, moving it from the the worst possible tier of drugs down to the, you know, Tylenol 3 level or whatever, I think was a good thing. But ultimately, what Biden did and what I think he will be remembered for is staying in this [ __ ] too long, trying to run against Trump, [ __ ] up that debate, and basically handing the election to Trump. I think that is what
he will be mainly remembered for. And that was just an ego thing. It was [ __ ] hubris, pride. He should have stepped aside. We should have had Democratic primary. Things might be different now. Instead, that's what he did. That is those primarily are the some of the reasons that I'm just like not a fan. And I don't think he was progressive enough generally speaking.
Like I would have much rather voted for um like an AOC or something. You got anything to add to that? I hate like just historically presidents suck.
Yeah. I don't know. There's never I liked Barack Obama, but he did some terrible [ __ ] as well. It's like we've never really had a president that just like knocked it out of the park and I thought, "Oh my god, I believe in you all the way." It's just like never happened. And so I'm I am hoping for a huge shift, which would be in my opinion a woman who's younger than [ __ ] 75 years old who is on the fringe. I'm like I'm just tired of everybody uh playing by the rules and and being pushovers and and I think it's going to take somebody
a little bit more uh on the fringe, a little more rebellious like like [ __ ] your goddamn rules. Like we're in this this scenario where they don't even [ __ ] apply. So, like,
come on. Exactly. I think too many Democrats have have been like, "Well, we have to uphold the norms and the standards and no tire."
And it's like that the system in place that Democrats play the game in clearly don't work, right? It gave us Trump, the most corrupt president in the history of the [ __ ] country, who was stealing money left and right, who's committing crimes left and right,
and he has completely controlled the system. So he cannot be prosecuted for these things. There is no recourse against him. Right? It proves in my opinion maybe the system worked for a while, but it was never airtight because it's been corrupted over decades to now be completely broken. We need to have a new system. And I don't know if any Democrat is willing to say that or even try to do that. They always get in there and they're like, "Well, we have to do incremental change." And that it's just slow. It's how it happens.
Look at what Donald Trump's doing. None of that's slow. He's [ __ ] wrecking the whole thing in a matter of a year and a half.
Yep. It's possible. Scribble 17. If you were 23, would you go on Love Island? Bailey. No. No. I If I was 23 and had I mean, it's not just that you have to be 23, you also have to be 6' whatever in a supermodel. If I had all of the necessary tools, yes, 100%. And I would absolutely dominate it.
But I would go on Traders. Well, you go on Love Island to get on Traders. Ask Rob. Yeah, I can't go on Love Island. And I would never want to go on Love Island.
You can't go on Trader. Well, I guess there's a civilian traders now. Tamsky 777, thank you very much. Crazy Matt 69, why didn't you bring up the merger of Israel and the US military on the call today? narrowly missed the the um
so many things happen it's hard to list them all and also I'm I am like the things that I put on that list I am thinking about them at this point almost exclusively in terms of how will this affect my mom I think the merger of the militaries or whatever at least on paper is like
I don't think she'd give a [ __ ] or maybe even be in favor of it I'm trying to present her things that are that I know will be like whoa what the [ __ ] [ __ ] Yes, exactly.
Yeah. Um, magpie moonchild. The Irish loving potatoes is a lie perpetuated from the potato famine when the English left them to starve after taking all crops except potato.
Yeah, but I did eat a lot of potatoes there. All right. Greg Caner speaks in third person. Did Marylu put the hat back on cuz she thinks you expect her to play a role? Cuz she's clearly not MAGA anymore.
She said so. She said like, "Oh, you been giving me hard times. I bring my hat back out." Yeah. Le Online TV sinkar is Hassan's uncle pronounced like Jenker. Okay. Jenkager. Got it. Um I knew he was Hassan's uncle and that's how Hassan got into he's the guy who is one of the co-hosts on Young Turks, right?
Yes. And um that's how Hassan [ __ ] got into this whole thing in the in the first place as I understand it.
Dystopian News says, "Happy Pride by the way. I've already forgotten. Jener is a son's uncle. Thank you very much. Um happy Pride to everyone of course." Derby Washington says Trump and his loud ass farts.
God, right? That was unreal. That dude standing behind him was like, "What the fuck?" Um, Jesus [ __ ] Christ. What an actual [ __ ] show. PS. Chad, when you attempt to pronounce Peep's handle names in past episodes.
So close. So close. Like Mary Lou is so close to understanding the real DJT. You got this. You're both so close. Thank you. Darby, is that Irish?
Darby. Darby. Terrence. Trent. Darby. Terrence a turn to Darby. A kiss and tell the wishing well. The wishing well crocodile tears. That's an album that I actually really liked.
I do too. Sh day also has a couple albums that I listen to beginning to end. Sh. You know what's one that I do listen to a lot from that same Terrence Trent Derby era? Dream, dream away.
Color me bad. Another day. Stay forever. Color me bad. That if you don't know Color Me Bad, by the way, Color Me Bad.
Color Me Bad. I believe Bad is B A D. Yes. Um they have a couple of albums, but that album that has I Want to Sex You Up on it, that was their biggest hit. Yeah,
they were basically like a boy band in the mid90s except they weren't boys. They were all old 30s. That was a good time for music. Like there was Invogue. There was like SWV. There was
There were so many good like Lisa Stansfield. Yes. KATHY DENNIS. KATHY DENNIS. YEAH. ELECTRONIC. GOD, that was such a good time. Good time kid techn god damn it.
Yeah, good time for music. CNC Music Factory Clubillis and Kohl's. Everybody dance. I, you know, Freedom Williams put out a solo record that was mainly rap. I listen to that
as well. Memories. Ashie Ashton 9412. Please never stop trying to read the usernames. It makes me laugh so hard every time. Lol. I mean I I have to read them. I can't not. I do my best. Some of them are easy though. Like Jacques Longwood.
Yeah. Chad, you need to listen to Critter's earlier music when she was payday. I have. Haley, what's your version of Critter? Um the underground artist you can't be normal about. Hm. I don't know if I listen to like I'm obsessed right now with cannons. Is that underground enough? Cannons.
No. Churches. New constellations. I don't know. New constellations. Maybe that's an underground one. You know what's another good underground one that I love? Corbin. Do you know this guy?
I only because of you. He used to be called Spooky Black. Now he's Corbin. Corbin, Dallas. When I go to Dallas, by the way, like Corbin, I haven't seen Critter Live yet. I'm waiting for her to do a show out here, but I go to like Corbin. I've been to Corbin.
Corbin, I am the oldest person there by 40 years. No, 30 years. It's bizarre. I feel bad. RD Sin one, have you heard of the Bogaspheres in South America? And will you be going to see the Steven Silver movie disclosure day on June 12th? What's the Bogasperes? I feel like I have heard about this, but now I don't know what it is.
South America. Boogas Spheres. Oh yeah, I have. The Boogas is a controversial metallic orb that was reportedly spotted floating erratically before crashing in Buga, Colombia.
The object sparked intense global UFO speculation online. However, researchers investigators have largely debunked it, concluding that the sphere is man-made is a man-made hoax or an art project rather than an extraterrestrial technology. That's what I believe as well.
Am I going to see Disclosure Day on June 12th? Hell yes. Have you seen Obsession? You saw Obsession. Saw Obsession. It's probably my favorite horror movie in the last 10 years.
It's so good. I couldn't believe how much I liked it. Yeah, it's very strong. We're going to go see Back Rooms, I think, this weekend. I still haven't seen Michael Jackson and I want to see He-Man at Disclosure Day.
Yeah, He-Man I've seen some bad reviews for and I've seen some bad clips of it and I'm kind of off. I feel obligated, but
um I'm definitely looking forward to Disclosure Day. Still got to see back rooms as well. Disclosure day from what I understand it is potentially a um non how do you even put this? It's like an unagnowledged sequel to Close Encounters.
Oh, that there are some things already in the trailer that like Spielberg heads have pointed out. There's a scene in the trailer where like a car crashes through a house. That house is um supposedly the same house that Richard Drif has lived in in Close Encounters. And so there may be some like overlap.
Sure. Or maybe universe or whatever, you know, nods. But like like um Spielberg, I don't know if he was friends with back when he was doing Close Encounters, but he was like a big uh you know fan proponent of Jacqu Valle and one of the characters in Close Encounters is made after Jacqu Valle, which leads me to believe that like Spielberg may know some [ __ ] may have access to certain things that like other regular people don't. And I think his disclosure day is like all the [ __ ] that he's learned and knows about aliens and UFOs and [ __ ] kind of put into a
contemporary movie just as close. So we should backtoback Close Encounters with Disclosure Day possibly. I saw Close Encounters in the theater maybe like Jesus, it's got to be six or seven years ago now. Maybe even longer. It was its whatever anniversary. God damn, that movie still holds up. It's so good.
Mhm. Richard Drifus. I'm building a mashed potato mountain in our living room. That's my Richard Dus. Thank you very much. Wow. Um, dreamer. Thank you very much. And we have one more. Our final question comes to us from Jennonic. The weather forecast for DC on the 14th. 92 degrees, 65% chance of rain with 35% chance of thunderstorms. Fingers crossed. Jesus Christ.
Very good. Everything I've read about it, even before this this weather forecast, uh they have said that like because of the lights and [ __ ] it's just going to be swarms of bugs [ __ ] dying in the lights and falling on the guys as they're fighting and [ __ ] it is going to be a [ __ ] disaster. Do you know where is it airing?
I refuse. I won't watch. I refuse. Um, it's airing live on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus. Wow. Wow. Yeah. When When is it? Sunday, June 14th. I'm gonna have to be watching Love Island. I don't think I'm going to be able to watch it.
I know. That's my whole bakery. They come in and like that's all they talk about. The island's all you need. Find love if you believe. This is a song I made up uh in tribute
in a place where hearts collide. Where you can leave the world behind. The island's all you need. Okay. Thank you. Thanks everybody for joining us. We will be back on Wednesday. You and me. You and me and mom. Wednesday. Wednesday.
Yeah. Don't we have? Yeah. And we have to do a show. I can't make both of those. I have a full-time job, [ __ ] I don't.
I have to physically be in another place. Okay. I don't think I can do Wednesday. Somebody got to do See if mom can. If she can't, then I'll try my best. Can I do it from my bakery?
Yeah, it won't it won't be the best sound or lighting. Um um [ __ ] Maybe not then. See if mom can. If she can't, I'll just I'll [ __ ] do it.
We'll figure it out. We'll we will have some offering on Wednesday. Um well, tune in for that. Thanks for joining us and I love you, Haley. Thank you for doing this. Welcome back from Ireland. I'm glad you made it safely. Ireland. Yeah, me too. It was a long haul. 10 days is too much.
Yeah, that's it. That it. That's it. You're not going to tell me you love me? Oh, love you. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Thanks everybody. Bye.