Sunday Night Live (3-8-26)

[snorts] >> Hello everyone. Thank you for joining me. It's just going to be me tonight. My mom and my sister are taking the night off. So, it's just me holding it down. I see we've already got some questions in here, some super chats. Thank you for these. Let me see if I can get to them quickly. David Ovik 1996, I relate to the show a lot. My family is from Serbia and my dad is pro-Russian no matter what and likes Trump. Chad, what is your favorite video game? Oh god, of all time? You're not going to like this answer. It's an old Super Nintendo game called Super Populous. Um I think it was rated the worst game of 1987 or whenever it came out. But, currently I play a lot of Overwatch and Path of Exile, too. Thank you for your question. This is from Ian Smotherland. Mary Lou, I'm a leftist but believe you have a kind, empathetic heart and soul and brave for doing these podcasts. If you would like a friendly, respectful political combo with me, I'd love to chat with you. Let me know. She's not here, sorry. Just me. Um Dystopia News, hey Lou, do you practice the craft? I assume you're talking about witchcraft. If anybody in this family is close to doing witchcraft, it's probably actually me with all of my strange astral dealings. Oops, Martin says, Mary Lou, you are so stupid. Not as bad as Bob, though. Thank you very much. She's not here. Um Miss or M Simon or Miss Simon, white supremacy entirely supports the Republican Party. Why is that not a deal breaker for you, Mary, if you're not racist? Good question. She's not here. >> [laughter] >> Um Ali Allan Conklin or Ali N Conklin, I had never heard till tonight that your dad was a veteran. Indeed, he is. As a veteran, it confuses me on how he speaks of war and killing so easily. Also, he's verbally and mentally very abusive to everybody calling his kids dumbasses. Wow. Agreed. That's my dad's way. Let me see if I can um [ __ ] Did I [ __ ] that up? I think if I flip over to this, here we go. Um, Blair Ray, 3675. Bob's behavior is abusive. Mary Lou enabling it is, too. You show them more grace than they deserve. Parents do better. Great work on the pod. I love watching. I agree. I mean, look, it it's not like fun to sit there and be called names and [ __ ] by your parents. But I also think that part of um getting them out of the cult, and maybe my dad is too far gone, maybe it's only my mom, but part of it is that you have to like kind of absorb that [ __ ] and just keep moving through it, you know? Keep hoping that that some piece of these conversations is going to kick off and and ignite that little spark in one of their brains, hopefully, that'll bring them back to sanity. Um Dinny Arisi, hope I'm saying that right. Every episode Bob advocates to kill children based on their race. Mary Lou sits silently. How can she love someone who is for harm? Chad, skin's glowing. Thank you. >> [laughter] >> I uh I did put on a little lotion after I got out of the tub uh about 30 minutes ago. Thanks for noticing. Um Yeah, I mean the the question basically is like how do any of us really put up with all the the insane [ __ ] my dad says? And I think for all of us, it's like we've grown up with a lifetime of this, and so we just kind of ignore it. It's like the rantings of a lunatic. I don't know how else to deal with it, honestly. Michelle Fraser. Michelle Fraser. 5410. If you don't know, Outlander final season just began um Friday on Stars. Hi all. I was in tears tonight because of what Mary Lou and Bob said to Haley. As a mother of a child who was SA'd by a man, I believe her with no doubt. Love to you, Haley. MX. That to me is one of the most shocking things that they have said or done on this podcast is that they don't believe my sister's story or or maybe they don't believe the severity of it or whatever about being sexually harassed by Trump himself when she was in college. Uh it's yeah, it's maddening. Ken MCL80, does Mary Lou think OJ was guilty? If yes, did she see it happen or did she use deductive thinking? I can ask her about OJ. Maybe I'll bring that up. That's a good point because he was not found criminally guilty, but he was found guilty in his civil trial. So, we'll see. I I'll ask her about that Wednesday. K van Winkle 777, Bob, I'm not going to act like some 2-year-old. 5 seconds later, Bob proceeds to act like a 2-year-old. At the end of the month, we can take a tally. Yeah, I mean he constantly is acting like a 2-year-old and it's getting worse and I'm not exactly sure why that is, why he's um I mean he's just like clearly unable to even hold a a two sentence long conversation at this point. Just screaming in our faces. Stephen McGregor, hey Chad, wondering if you believe in death toll of America if you believe the death toll of Americans is seven. I find it hard to believe that it isn't higher. I don't think that's true. I think there's a lot of information that we are not being um given access to by our own government in the the case of the war. I think the the death toll is probably higher, but I don't know. Becau- I mean and this is also the state we're in. It's like you can't trust anything the government says. So, it's like uh you know, what do we do? We All we have is the information we're given. Hunting Farm, Chaz Chad, please never have Destiny on the podcast. He is currently being sued for sharing intimate pictures of partners without consent including a minor he was sexting. Also, his defense of using the inward and harassing Hasan. I Somebody sent me a video kind of explaining uh all of this crazy [ __ ] around him. I don't believe we'll be having him on. I was unaware of of almost all of it. Um I He just like pops up in my algorithm from time to time with like political debate. I thought that was his deal. I didn't realize all this other wild [ __ ] was going on. But yes, I I don't believe we will have him on. [laughter] Moochie P 4627 used to think Mary Lou was charming, but after hearing H Oh, Haley's Trump story uh to wear the merch of a man who harassed your daughter, you are as evil as Bob. Love, Haley. Yeah, it's a it's a bitter pill to swallow, but also you have to remember like I don't believe my parents are like sane. I think they are brainwashed and in a cult. And just as anybody who's in a cult can only love the dear leader and the dear leader can do no wrong and and it even like most cults kind of force you through the ideologies that they preach to like separate out from your family to um you know, put the leader of the cult above even your family. And so that's where I feel like my parents are currently. And uh I'm I'm still trying to get my mom back. Like I said, I don't know if my dad is salvageable, but I think my mom is. But I agree with you. It's hard to hear her say that [ __ ] But I also see like the reason she's saying it is because her brain is gone. It has been co-opted by Newsmax and propaganda. Night truck 70, I would love if you could get Daryl Davis as a guest. He's a black blues musician that has converted over 200 clansmen. Wow. That's pretty wild. Daryl Davis, let me write him down. I don't know anything about him. Daryl I'll look him up. Daryl Davis, thank you for the um suggestion. Monday night expectations, please consider getting Bob a separate laptop than Mary Lou. So when there are guests, he can be muted when he is disrespectful. Um okay, technically how would that work? It's cuz he's still coming through her microphone. Like it that would not work. Monday night expectations, I'm very sorry to say. Britney Corrales 7707 has Bobo ever been accused of SA? Who's Bobo? With the way he defends PDF over his own da Oh, Bob. Over his own daughter, I have assumed he's done this or knows someone who has and is subconsciously defending himself. Not to my knowledge. Um I I don't believe he's ever been embroiled in anything like that. Not in my lifetime, anyway. Um nautical Chad, show us your beloved mini figures. Perhaps your favorite one. My mini figures? I'm not sure what you mean. I have this guy right here. This is a Chainsaw Man main character. He sits over there. He watches over me. When I'm doing my work, um I'm not sure if that's what you meant. But I hope it was. Um Stephen English 198, if Bob had a choice between never talking to you again and Trump being known as goat president or having a happy loving relationship with you and Trump in jail for life, which do you think he'd choose? That's an interesting question. I don't know. It's It's very hard for me to calculate that one out, Stephen English 198. Um I literally don't know. I literally don't know. [ __ ] I don't know. It's an interesting question. Maybe I'll ask that. Um Let me just make this note. Trump in jail versus kids or relationship. Yeah, like would he ever would he It's a good It's a good question. I'll I'll get to the bottom of this. It's interesting. Maybe I'll start next week's episode with that. Or something like it. Harley Rhodes Productions, huge fan, Canadian, British-born, Indian roots, SGL dad and writer. I don't know what SGL is. Sorry. I would say Haley's here. For Haley, I'm the guy that sent copies of my book, Max and Rosie's Fish-Tastic Adventures to your store. Keep up the great work. Oh, thank you. I hope she got those. Anime Gurley says, I didn't have faith in Mary Lou. She doesn't care at all. Um she does care. I just again, I think she's completely brainwashed. Um there are glimmers of hope for me with her. My dad not so much, but there are for her. Shannon DeKane 9256 Mary Lou mentioned Jesse on fire and he might be a great opportunity for a breakthrough intel. He's more America first than Maga and criticizes Trump regarding money to Israel and foreign wars. And knowing of the Epstein files and Maga tribalism. Okay, yeah, I you know, I'm down to put people like Maga people on the show if that will make my parents feel better. We've had a couple. They they have they like miss the membership though. You know, all we ever have is liberal people on here and it's like no, we had literally your best friend on a month ago or something. Um Nick De File, thank you very much. Vanilla Gorilla 248 >> [snorts] >> I usually listen and don't watch. Watch Wednesday up. Does Mary Lou usually blink that much? >> [laughter] >> I assume you're as you're talking about like when I ask her a question she doesn't know, she's just like Um uh yeah, she does. She blinks a lot. She has dry eyes. Malaise for days, genuine question. How can you say you love Blob? He's a horrific racist who calls for genocide weekly at this point. You still feel love for him? How? I feel that way for all of humanity. I think people who are um you know, stuck in these kind of perpetual cycles of fear and aggression are are victims of it to some degree. I'm not like exonerating him or anything and obviously the [ __ ] he says is like vile, but not only he is he my dad, but he's a human being on this planet who very clearly is not happy at his core and I think that's like that's bad. I feel bad for him. I have sympathy for him because of that. Um I don't think these things he says are like I think they're coming from a place and a a cause of like some real deep hurt that my dad has had throughout his life specifically in childhood that has like never been dealt with, never been repaired and I feel bad for that. I feel bad for the little kid that my dad used to be who had to go through a lot of horrible [ __ ] [ __ ] to become the guy that he is now. And again, I'm not discounting all the [ __ ] that he says. I'm not excusing it. But that is how I can still love him is I see a different version of him than the one that is just like calling me peanut brain or whatever. Um Abby can cook. Chatter, are you okay? Bob was terrible today. I'm fine, as is my sister. We have grown up with this. He was really bad today. I agree. But we're we're okay. We're doing all right. Two IC's one palm. If the White House is already saying they won't rule out a military draft, I [ __ ] read that today. Jesus, do you really think this will be a 6-week war? Something doesn't add up. I think we are in this war for years. I think it will last the rest of Trump's administration in one way or another. Um I definitely don't think we're out of this in a couple of weeks. That draft [ __ ] is terrifying. Lobo McBrobo Brobro. Instead of quiet piggy, say hold on, dude. Ah, that's a deep cut from another podcast that I did called Dudesy. Thank you very much. Harley Ray Productions, thank you very much. Monique Marie 5447, hi. I would like to say that Luxembourg is not Germany. Thank you. Okay. Uh thank you very much for that information. Lulu Bug 05, how hard does it get to edit the vids when they move the cam on a scale from 1 to 10? Uh it's not I don't edit the main show. It's editing the little clips and stuff that that I put out obviously on YouTube shorts and Tik Tok and Instagram and stuff. It's very annoying. I mean, scale of 1 to 10, it's maybe like a five or a six, but it just like it's a a wrench thrown into the workflow, you know? It kind of takes you out of it. Or at least it does for me. It's It's Oh my god, I cannot pronounce this one. It's Arushinchu? My apologies. So, Chad, tell Marypoo E. Jean Carroll case is civil due to statute limitations that expired. That's why it was civil. All right. Yeah, maybe we'll get more into the E. G. E. Jean Carroll case this Wednesday. Uh Al Gadell, Bob says he interrupts you and Haley because he doesn't respect you, but he's also constantly interrupting Mary Lou, so he doesn't respect his wife, either. I I again, I think his brain is just wired to be that guy now, you know, who's just like, "Fuck you. I'm going to talk over everybody and [ __ ] everybody and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." I don't even know if he's like conscious that he's doing it. Matthew Rob, see, are you a Timmy, Johnny, or Spike? What do you think your family members would be or colors guilds they would play? I don't know what Timmy, Johnny, or Spike means. Is Timmy um Prodigal Sorcerer, which I would assume means blue? I don't know what the other ones are. I play all colors. It It depends on like what the deck is and how it's going to play and [ __ ] I play all colors. I would say my family We're talking about Magic the Gathering for those who have no [ __ ] idea what I'm talking about. My family members would probably be I could see my sister being red. I could see my dad being red, for sure. My mom is probably like a white. Maybe blue white. Um Luna Luna Luna Ivy 28, Chad, you look extra charming tonight. Love you. Hey, thank you very much. Love to hear it. Bungertons, ooh, no Haley. Strap in, folks. JK. Love you, Chad. Thank you very much. Nautical, do you think your mom believes Bob will go to heaven? Does she >> [laughter] >> I mean, I think she thinks we're all going to go to heaven, probably. But, Jesus Christ, that's a [ __ ] wild ass question. I should ask her that. Do you think dad's going to heaven? Yes, your father's going to heaven. I bet she thinks we're all going to heaven. Dolly Parton themes, um 4153, Bob alluding to his cut of the proceeds in the show today. He puts net negative input into the show. He is already earning more than he deserves. What more does he want? A participation ribbon? I don't know what the [ __ ] he was talking about today. The weird math. You guys are 1/4 of the show, but 1/3 of the show, but 2/3 of two shows. I like I don't know. Day by day, I feel like he is slipping further from sanity, even though he's passing cognitive tests. I don't know. Um, Bullet the Bunny. Could Bob and Mary Lou be set up in different rooms, so B can leave or be muted at will? This was a rough rough today. Uh, no. Are you kidding me? Like just it's hard enough to get them to like be able to use one setup. To have two, can you imagine that? Can you imagine my dad having to [ __ ] do all the [ __ ] on his own? That will literally never happen. Although I am kind of thinking about having somebody come to their house and like set them up with a nice thing where they can just come in and they don't have to worry about anything. But even that, it's like the setup that I have kind of walked them through and bought all the [ __ ] for is as simple as it can be. That's like why it is the way it is, cuz I'm not sure that they can deal with anything that's more complex. Oh. We have reached our limit on super chats. I'm turning them off. Yes, I understand the implications of this action. Okay, no more super chats. Thank you for everybody who has put them in here. I'm going to get through all the ones that have been put in here, but there can be no more. Um, where was I? Lenny Lace. I'm a big fan of Bob and of course Mary Lou is the star. Today Bob really disappointed me. Bob's smile was sweet. You have his smile and wonderful laugh. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> I don't know how to take that. Oh, Jesus Christ. You Yeah, I don't know how to take that. Um Bernie Gorilla 7707 my heart broke for Haley today. I thought Mary Lou would see her distress and be and be moved, but alas. I know. I think there is something that happens when they come into the podcast and it used to not be this way in the beginning when we did it cuz I think it was still novel and they were kind of like, "Oh, we're talking to our our kids." But now it's like they come in ready to fight. My dad specifically like every time. And I I don't know how to get around that at this point. You know, maybe it is something where it's like we are positioning all the stories is like so aggressively anti-Trump. I don't know. I I'm going to try to work on that. We need to get my dad back to at least being able to talk. Chloe A6724 Alzheimer's starts with subtle changes in reasoning and behavior including increased hostility, anger, and lack of empathy. Like to your own kids. Are you concerned about your father's cognitive function? Absolutely. We're we're having him tested and [ __ ] but like I don't think that's I mean, he's always been like aggressively hateful and angry toward my sister and I for our whole lives. It is exacerbated now, I think because of the political situation, the war we're in, all the [ __ ] with ice. It's like and I I would encourage anybody out there to, if you can stomach this, watch Newsmax for like 10 or 15 minutes a day and just see how they're delivering this [ __ ] to people. It is designed to be like, "Immigrants are going to [ __ ] kill you in your sleep. The Democrats are pieces of [ __ ] You better [ __ ] hate them." It's just like fear, anger, fear, anger, fear, anger back and forth, back and forth. And then they throw in some wild [ __ ] about like the government created Lyme disease as a bio weapon. Huh? It's just like lobotomized fear, anger, lobotomized fear, anger. Um and I think that that has [ __ ] melted my dad's brain. Vanilla Gorilla very disappointing that no one said they liked Bob's Burgers today. Check it out. Oh, that's a great show, too. I like Bob's Burgers. I'm more of an anime person though when it comes to animated stuff generally speaking. Although I did love um Scavengers Rain on HBO, if you haven't seen that. And of course, at least season 1 of Critical Role. Um Love Always London says, "Please do an episode where everyone takes a THC gummy." I've been trying to get this to happen. I really think it'll help loosen their thought process, especially Mama. I want to have us all do an episode where we [ __ ] smoke a joint together. Um I'm going to try to get that to happen. I think I'm going to go back to visit them in June to help my mom with some medical [ __ ] with my dad. I'm going to try to get us to do a live episode where we all smoke a joint together. There's no way they'll do it. Bloaks, Chad, your mother is checking out and we noticed. Oh, [ __ ] Was she? I think she's tired. Um Anime Gurly, Bob is walking around with two brain cells. Maybe. Maybe two. Simply Kev says, "Please dedicate a Wednesday episode with Mary Lou going into E. Jean Carroll case." Yeah, that's what I was talking about. And go into detail why it's a civil case along with all the evidence that was submitted. That that may be a worthwhile um Wednesday episode if no like giant news or something happens, which is like happens every week, I guess. Mary Lou's Ark, "I've asked this before, but feel the need again. How do you not just tell your dad to shut the [ __ ] up, respectfully, of course?" It just serves no purpose. I tried to do it today a little bit, you know, "Shut up, piggy." or "Quiet, piggy." whatever I was saying. But, it doesn't like what I want from my parents, my dad specifically, and this is to be able to engage my sister and I in coherent conversations. I think the the more hostile I get, the worse or the least the less likely that will be to happen. Trevor Poole 9804, "How did I know Blob was going to act like a baby back B about the interruption, Jar?" Then interrupts the whole episode. Typical behavior. Alien Chad, yeah. For real. Uh yeah, I was like as soon as she brought that up. She and I talked about that or maybe we even talked about it with my mom, but we did it of course off the show [snorts] so my dad wasn't aware of it. As soon as she brought [clears throat] it up I was like he's not going to like this. Um J N of Zinger Bob is out of control. He has proved he is not mature enough for adult dialogue. I agree with you 100% and yet we must still try. Giuseppe 42 252 when you shut Bob down to ask when you shut Bob down to ask why he's so angry. I was praying you were going to ask why he still shows up. If he's going to be so hateful ask him next time he rages. Yeah, I will. I don't know why he's so [ __ ] mad. His life has been pretty good. CK Beats tell Bob I said assalamualaikum. All right. Um good without gods. What would you read to learn astral projection? Um God, there's a bunch of [ __ ] about it. I would probably start with Bob Monroe's or Robert Monroe's Journeys Out of Body. He was the guy who started the Monroe Institute and had he made Gateway etc. etc. Um look up Robert Monroe Journeys Out of Body. That will start you on your path. TJ Gamer 9713 Hey Chad, how much longer do you think Oh, thank you TJ Gamer. How much longer do you think you and Haley can handle how violent and evil your parents are? My parents don't even treat me half as bad as yours do. Also, I'm feeling very sick today. Sorry to hear that you're sick. Hopefully you'll feel better soon. I will endure this as long as it takes until they die. Like I I truly feel that um not an obligation or that it's owed, but that they are my family. And if I was in a similar situation brainwashed in a cult, I would hope that they never stop trying to get me out of it and that is what I'm doing. Levi Cook 4019 Can we get an episode or something where you just chat about magic and other games. Levi Cook, I started a magic channel with a buddy of mine this past week. We have one video out. It's called Soul Ringers, s o l r i n g e r s. Look it up on YouTube. We have one video out, but we're going to be making a whole bunch more. I've I've definitely uh gotten dove off the the diving board into the deep end of Magic the Gathering again and I was like, "Fuck it, I might as well um make a ma- make a YouTube channel about it." So, it exists now, Soul Ringers, if you like. Luis Ortega 3090 Ground News, I'm working on it. Nick to File 8, Chad, do you know why Haley pronounces it majah? It makes them sound cooler than they deserve. I think I said it on some episode a long time ago to like make fun of them and piss them off and Haley clocks that it pissed them off and now says it constantly. I believe. That's my memory of it anyway. You'd have to ask her. I I may might be misremembering. Nicole Hoskins 3940, I too hope AOC will throw her name into the 2028 race. Do you really think she would stand a chance to win? 100%. I- If I'm in the Democratic Party, I'm every presidential candidate from here until a woman wins would be a woman. If I had any say in it. I think this whole idea of like, "Well, you run two women in a row and they couldn't win." is just [ __ ] stupid. AOC, I actually like. She's like one of the only politicians really that I like that I think at this point is pretty uncorrupted by the system. Um and I think she would demolish Like, who are they going to put up against her? A [ __ ] J.D. Vance? Yes, I think she has a a massive chance to win and I hope that they run her. Um it's Eru Shinchu again. I'm so sorry if I'm not pronouncing that correctly. The state of New York statute of limitations is 5 years. So, have Mary Pooh go over the case on a Wednesday show. All right, I think I'm going to do That's This is Let me just write all this [ __ ] down here. So, Wednesday is going to be E. Jean Carroll. See if I can get that to happen. Ashton Jeep, we need Valhalla VFT as the next guest. Not left, not mega Christian green beret, who'll be able to argue the points and deal with Bob. Check him, Chad. Valhalla VFT, I've never heard of this person. There's so much homework to do. Valhalla VFT, okay. Um Laura Jersey Shore, is there a way to film with the parents in separate rooms? We already have this question. Side conversations are beyond annoying rude at this point. Bob literally has zero self-control. There isn't. There is not a way to do that that I know of that would be technically feasible. Like there's no way they can run two setups. Like absolutely no way. And like what would that even be? They each have a camera, they each have a microphone, but they're still There's no way. There's simply no way. Um glitter rainstorm, thank you very much. TH launched. I'd like to hear more about your spiritual beliefs. Mary Lou has empathy and Bob does, too. I've seen cracks in him with empathy. Uh that's his in to address his bitterness directly. What does he love, etc. My spiritual beliefs, um I used to be like a hardcore materialist atheist up until maybe five or six years ago, I would say. I started getting into kind of like astral projection, what the nature of human consciousness, what is consciousness, what is [ __ ] reality. And the more that hardcore physics starts to like cross-pollinate the woo-woo world, I'm like, okay. I mean, at this point we know scientifically that human consciousness just affects reality on a quantum level. So, once we're through that door, it's like what else is going? We can affect [ __ ] with our minds, you know, like reality. So, um yeah, that kind of started me down it, but my beliefs are I think the only real thing that we can for sure accept as real is consciousness. Everything else I think is not real. I think it's just consciousness. It's experience. That's the only thing that truly exists. I don't know if that answered that question at all, but Charizard006, this last episode was difficult for a lot of reasons. Bob's callous responses really reminds me why I don't talk to most of my own family. Much respect to what you all are doing here. Thank you very much. I agree. My dad was his behavior today was [ __ ] terrible. Ashley Hess 8740, Bob threatens to quit every episode. Now I can >> [laughter] >> Yeah, he does. But this is like my parents, um, I don't even want to say that it's like their their way to punish us or whatever. But they've always had a a bit of like a childish streak in them. They will silent treatment you. They will pull the like, well, I guess I shouldn't have been such a good parent to you then. You know, that type of [ __ ] My mom has done that kind of stuff. Um, it's just how they are. It's how they've always been. M O Miss MSAndrealin 5849. MSAndrealin 5849. I I'm so sorry. Uh, hey Chad, much love from the only blue county in mid-Missouri. Hi. On a lighter note, are any of your books available on audio? Would love to listen at work. They are all available on audio. Except I think Strange Animals may not be, but I think my first four and my last book are available on audio. Um, a word of warning though, my first books are all very graphic in terms of, um, adult material. I'll say that much. But enjoy if you dare. Um, Messina Salvatore 393, she better not be on here reading all of these. Lol. I don't I don't think she is. I think she went to sleep. Our Duro crew or three. I am so sorry I'm mispronouncing so many of these. Mary Lou was pretending to be disgusted by Bill looking down a blouse. Does she want us to believe that she thinks Trump hasn't? Trump bragged about the locker rooms. Does she think he didn't look? I bring this [ __ ] up with her every time she brings up that Bill Clinton stuff. I'm like, Trump has openly bragged about sexually assaulting women and you don't seem to give a [ __ ] about that. She just has the ability that cognitive dissonance to just be like, nope, that doesn't matter. Uh Dangirl 12, Chad, why don't you bring sources with you to respond to your mom? Fight back. Bob is extremely abusive to you, too. If he dies, will you feel you left on good terms? Why don't bring sources? I mean, I source all the little articles that I send to to my um family, so like they're aware of those. It's If I have sources, the whole show is going to become me citing [ __ ] and reading [ __ ] And I don't I don't know that that does anything. Those I mean, you saw it today. Where'd you get that information? I listed like 10 sources. Yeah, that's on the internet. Okay. Um If Bob dies, will you feel you left on good terms? Um better terms than before we started the podcast, that's for sure. Good terms? I mean, no. I Would anybody think that? Laura Wright 22, would Mary Lou choose Trump over her family if it came to No, my mom would choose the family over Trump. Harley Rhodes Productions, love pod. For Haley, do you ship your treats to Canada? Can you make vegan and diabetic? She definitely makes vegan and sugar-free, 100% I know that. I'm British-born, my favorite treat was bread pudding, bread butter pudding. What's your favorite treat? Mine's cinnamon rolls. Um I'm not sure if she ships to Canada or not. You can You should DM the Hive Bakery Instagram account. That's probably the quickest way to get that response. Catherine Perry H4Y, thank you very much. Mrs. Culture, contrary to Trump and your husband your husband's might makes right and ends justify the means philosophy, I do believe you have compassion in your heart for the victims, the least among us. I think my mom does, too. That and that ultimately is why I think she is salvageable. Jorge Alejandro 672 Your wind down was on animated shows. Are you or were you ever into X-Men? [ __ ] yeah, of course. Of course. Of course. Uh Kayla Drexler 2521, when's the last time you took pride in the fact that Bob is your dad? Uh I don't know. I don't know if that ever happened. When have When have I been like proud of him, I guess? I mean I'm glad to have had him as a dad in some capacities, for sure. Like in in My sister and I have talked about this. He was there for, you know, every one of our baseball games and softball games and whatever. He was like very present in our life. And certainly he helped us like go through college. We never had to like worry about that type of [ __ ] So like there's some elements of his fathering that were like fantastic. The emotional side, the abusive side, not so fantastic. But um I don't I don't know that I would say I'm like proud of No, I guess I do have pride that Haley's my sister. I was going to say I'm not sure that I have pride in any of my family members, but I am proud of Haley. Uh yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the answer to that one is. Old Man Montana Just want to say hi from Montana. Wish our state was making news in a good way this past week. Me, too. Hello. Michael Fredgren 1342, why does Mary Lou want Trump's victim to go to court? She doesn't accept the results of the other court cases, why would she ascertain a new verdict? Um yeah, I agree. I don't know why she wants that either. She And no matter what would happen in that case, she would just say like, "Oh, I don't believe her." Just like E. Jean Carroll, I don't believe her. She's crazy. VO7607, please look into Tangle News. It completely flipped my mom and dives two topics a week from both left and right, plus a podcast. Tangle News. Bunch of stuff here. Let me write it down. Um thank Oh, my pen. Thank you for my Thank you for that um suggestion. Arnaldo A. Carras- God damn, there's no way I can do this. I'm so sorry. Arnaldo A. Carrasquillo Munoz. Uh I'm so sorry. Today's episode was hard to watch. You and your sister seemed really disappointed. Love, Haley. I believe her. I Of course Like the fact that my parents think she's making it up or exaggerating or something is [ __ ] insane. That That's like maybe one of the hardest things and my dad says a lot of hard things, but that's maybe one of the hardest pills I've had to swallow through this whole podcast is that they do not believe Haley. It's insane to me. Um Kimberly Scarecrow? Scarecrow? Do a Wednesday episode where Chad and Mary Lou make a physical pro-con list of Trump's actions like a whiteboard or SMTH and fact-check the list. Yeah, we might have to do that. That could That could work. Fancy Nance 56. Chad, thoughts on doing a live call-in show with Mary Lou on a Wednesday episode. Other podcasters do them. I'm from the same generation as Bob. He's an embarrassment. I'm Yeah, we could maybe do that. It's just about that requires like probably an Well, I guess I could just do it through Discord. I'll have to figure out technically how to do that, but maybe we could do a call-in show. Monday Expectations, the last 2 weeks I tried to get I tried to get Mary Lou then you to say who when I said someone said you sound like an owl. It killed me when you told Mary Lou it was the mic. >> [laughter] >> I don't even know what you're talking about. Monday Night Expectations, I'm so sorry. And sister Harriet, why did Bob say the pod money isn't split equally? No idea. Queen 7553 Thank you very much. My heart breaks for you and Haley. There are people in my family that have voted for this, but never in a million years would any of them, let alone my parents, call me names and talk to me the way your dad does. I am so incredibly sorry. Thank you very much for the sympathies. Um you know, as I said, we're used to it, my sister and I. It's kind of how we grew up. Diana Hernandez did my first SC get skipped? Oh, [ __ ] I don't It might have if you put it in before 6:00. Maybe. I don't know. When I when I go live, it pops up all the super chats in like a separate thing. So if yours was in there, my apologies for that. Um if you put it in before 6:00, I I can't see those ones. It's unavoi- unavoidable unavoidable It's unavoidable. Now I get it. Given it's called a necessary conversation, at what point do you kick off the blob given he ain't conversing anymore? G'day from Australia. G'day, Mike. Throw another shrimp on the barbie. Um I'm never going to kick him off. He can self-eliminate if he wants, but I would never kick him off. So you're Jace Barker. I love hearing Bob say everything you say is crazy [ __ ] when 2 years ago he was talking about Trump's secret sleeper cell army saying. Exactly. My mom at some point said that he had like a secret [ __ ] army in Texas that he was going to use to take over the United States government. And they think we're [ __ ] crazy. Ragnarok Loki 2012, having grown up with many Iranian friends and having been essayed by family. Oh [ __ ] sorry to hear that. This part was painful to watch. Do you think your father acted particularly bad because he thinks he might be losing your mom? I think he's getting worse because the the scenarios surrounding Trump are getting worse. It's getting harder to defend him. Like there's more evidence coming out every day from new Epstein files that get released. This war is like a [ __ ] disaster immediately driving up oil prices. Americans are dying. There's no end in sight. There's no plan. Like I think it's getting cognitively harder for them to defend him. And so my dad's um you know, kind of choice in order to keep that defense going is just to be louder and meaner. That's what I think it is anyway. Steak music, Chad, are you extraordinarily patient? You are extraordinarily ex- Jesus Christ, Chad, you are extraordinarily patient with your folks. Have you ever blown up at someone? I can't really picture that. Um I mean [ __ ] I can think of times when I blew up at him when I was a kid uh through for various reasons. So yes, the answer is yes, I have. But in my old age I've I've chilled out. Once you kind of at least for me anyway, once come to the acceptance that this is not real, that we are living in a kind of reflection of consciousness, I um it makes it very hard to get mad at anything, you know, at least for me. Mary Lou's Ark idea, one week instead of having multiple topics do one or two do one or maybe two and walk through the research of each point. Research in real time their points, etc. Maybe. I just think that would be boring. And I I would rather hit the big points cuz there's a lot of stuff like I want to know what they have to say about Kristi Noem getting fired or know, what or whatever. I like having at least four points. I like to try and and get in six. Mr. Bigs 410, I believe you skipped my first super chat, good sir. [ __ ] I'm sorry, Mr. Bigs. I I think that might have been before six, too. Or or maybe there's something [ __ ] up with this. I'm so sorry about that. Um I I do my best on this. My apologies. Sergeant Sparky, please give Gunny Speaks Out on the pod. Please have Gunny Speaks Out on the pod. Gunny Speaks Out. There's so many people to look up here. Whoever we're going to have next, I think is going to be whoever my mom and dad want. Um I I believe I am now obligated to do that after today. Riley Weimer 2572, I might be super late, but could you elaborate what happened between Haley and Trump? Obviously, don't if it's private. No, she's talked about it on the show. Um it was when she was in she was going to Kansas State University. She was in their fashion design program, and they took the whole class took a trip to New York. Um I I think for Fashion Week. Like I might be wrong on that, but they were all in New York. These are college-age kids. They were, you know, most of them under 18. I think. Um they as part of that trip, they went to Trump Tower. They got in an elevator. He got in with them, and then was making kind of like, "Oh, beautiful young women, huh?" Kind of comments like that. My sister was one of them. That is the story. Um and my parents don't believe it. Bammerola 24, why does Mary Lou think these victims want to publicly come out against the most powerful man in the country? N- literally no [ __ ] idea. Especially when the stories of him in the Epstein files are like, he kills people, you know, for uh less than than that. I I don't know. I don't know why my mom thinks that. Youk Mike, I'm Canadian and I support your Canadian accent. It is identical to how I sound. Oh, thank you. Or should I say, thank you, eh? We all sound slightly Irish and drunk. Keep up the great work. Thank you very much, Youk Mike. T R M A C D, trum- trumact tr- trimact trimact If I or anyone had ever spoken to my mother or my sisters or even myself the way Bob talks to Chad and Haley and Mary Lou, my mother would have destroyed him. It's a good mom. cass or how's this one cass chaffe 22 or cash chaffe 22 Sorry. Fan of the show and Bob needs to go. He causes the most harm. He'll never go unless it's of his own accord. Two IC's one palm yyc Today is International Women's Day and Bob says I don't give a [ __ ] about 175 schoolgirls bombed by the US and Iran days ago. Just wow. Yes, that one of the to me anyway one of the worst elements of my dad's personality is his um glee at genocide and and loss of human life. um And I don't quite understand it except racism. But even racism generally speaking isn't that extreme where he's like calling for the genocide of of entire countries >> [clears throat] >> of people and in this case not caring about children dying. It's hard to accept. Side of the ham 420. Today maybe Bob's worth showing. Mary Lou keeps teeter-tottering between sides. Her talking points are extremely superficial. What's your workout routine? Uh I just go to the gym as many days as I can in the week and I have a kind of a three-day little cycle that rotates that is um One day is chest triceps and calves. One day is biceps, forearms, and quads. And then the third day is back, shoulders, and hamstrings, and butts. That is my workout routine. Rags 93 Chad and Haley you should have Mary Lou read Separation of Church and Hate by John Fugelsang. Great book on how liberal Jesus was. Also, Chad, what 40K army? I used to play um Eldar back in the day, but I I have not played 40K since I was in junior high. Catherine Perry H4Y. Nonetheless, Haley is spot-on when she refers to President Trump as your lord and savior. Your Kristi Noem shooting people and dogs and condemn Trump protecting pedophiles bombing innocent children. Indeed. Um Bronson song Bronson Gilpin 9413. Hey Chad, obsessed with the pod. I'm 17 looking to attend music school in LA. What's your advice for making it in an expensive city such as LA? Uh I mean there are pockets of LA that are like not as expensive as other ones for sure. You just got to research where you want to live out here and and um where like probably you want to be close to your music school. I don't know which one you're going to. But I love Los Angeles. Welcome to the city. I hope you enjoy it. I hope it treats you well. Uh I've been through a lot of [ __ ] out here. Some crazy [ __ ] earthquakes, carmageddon. That was a wild time. Of course the George Floyd protests started right here, marched down the street outside my window. I've seen some [ __ ] here, but LA is a great city for at least from my perspective. I love it. I will never leave. Shh. Oops. No, I read that one. There we go. Shiny Knicks 86. Would you consider looking more into America's history of coups and our history in Iran? It's frustrating when your parents give false history with no pushbacks. Uh yeah, I can research some more of that, sure. David Kuras Kio 4313. Chad, do you ever notice that you get more angry over the fact that Mary Lou is messing with the camera than you do your dad's own statements? 100% because it's like for me the messing with the camera How how do I even explain this? My dad's statements and [ __ ] are like whatever. We're going to have to endure that basically every episode of the show, every conversation. And so I've kind of accepted that's who he is and we're just going to have to deal with it. The moving of the camera is it never needs to happen. It never should happen. And they just do it as some like why are they doing it? To punish each other or something or like I won't let you be on camera or I have no idea why they do it. And it just it makes my job so much harder when I'm cutting these clips and [ __ ] and I'm just like [ __ ] you know, I they can say wild [ __ ] but like don't [ __ ] with the the other work that I have to do on this thing to put it out. It enrages me. But that's about as pissed as I get. When you see when you see me tell my mom don't do that. Um Corazon de Melon 69. Thank you very much. Side of the Ham for 20. Also nice to see Haley's attitude in this episode. I agree. Um Loretta Castroni. Do you think your dad is an alcoholic? Uh not anymore. Or or whatever. I mean I I don't know the the correct terminology of if if if you're like an alcoholic, are you always an alcoholic and in recovery? I don't think he drinks as much as he used to but when I was a kid, yeah, six pack a night. Period Nautical. I meant I meant show us your minis. Lol. Your Warhammer mini figures. Lol. Oh, they're in a closet over here buried under a million boxes. I could not get them out of this time. Maybe I'll I'll look for some of my my best paint jobs for next time. Bloaks. Mary Lou isn't salvageable. This podcast is pointless to that effect. Good luck Chad. Take my money. PS, Bob is an awful human being. PPS, love Chad Naley. Thank you very much. Mary Lou is salvageable. I'm going to [ __ ] do it. Watch and see. I'm going to do it. Rad Stormcrow. Thoughts on getting Mary Trump as a guest? Family. I mean would she come on this podcast? Like a lot of people will send me suggestions of who to have on the podcast and [ __ ] And it's like get Timothy Chalamet on your podcast." Okay. Like, I don't know if I could get Mary Trump to come on this podcast. But yeah, she'd be great. Um Derby, I need the Trump family. Love to have them. Derby [clears throat] Washington, Mary Lou knows the truth about Trump. I think it's more about how it how it would affect relationship with Bob if she switched. Please get someone from Leaving Maga on the pod. Let me write that one down. >> [snorts] >> Leaving Maga. As long as they're over 30. Dukie Ryan, what Magic Gathering format do you play? I'm getting into Legacy. Commander is primarily what I play, but I am starting to look at pre-modern. I'm probably going to start putting together a pre-modern deck. I just like the people that I play with all play Commander. So, even if I rolled in with a pre-modern deck, I'm like, "Anybody up for some pre-modern?" No. Okay. >> [laughter] >> And then we'd play Commander, you know. Uh and I do some some draft and stuff like that, too. Sealed deck or not sealed deck, I guess what's it called now? Limited. Um the drifting druid, we love having just you tonight, Chad. Thank you. Honestly, need a break from Bob. Please tell your sister we love her. Thank you both for putting your mental health on the line publicly like you are. What you all are doing is important. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Adriana Cascale 7687, happy International Women's Day to Haley. She's not with us right now, but I will relay the message. Holiday in Montana, just wanted to say hi from Montana. Our state is so much better than our elected reps and senators. Hoping we will swing back purple this fall. I hope so, too. Or even blue. Sean Proctor Photo, happy birthday to my partner Aaron. Listening since early Gore. That's my one of my other podcasts, Game of Roses, where I talk about reality TV and the start of NCP. We enjoyed watching you watch The Bachelor Reno show on Clues Corner. That [ __ ] show, there's a show right now on HGTV called Bachelor Mansion Takeover, where they are bringing back a bunch of old bachelor people to renovate the bachelor mansion. If you like the bachelor, the show is [ __ ] actually good, which was surprising to me. Shelby Andrews, can we ask Mary Lou how she expected children to show they were listening in class? I see you and Haley doing it right, but she says you don't listen to them. Uh, yeah, I could ask her that. How did she handle the kids in her class? Beautiful mortal, I also just saw Reza Ark. It was so good. Shark Boy rules. I know, he was awesome. So, Reza is cool, but Makima, yes, is still the best girl. Do you have a favorite anime waifu / husband? Um, I, you know, I probably like Black Star from Soul Eater. >> [laughter] >> It's probably my favorite anime husband. Cam Mackey, sadly, I think your parents will quit the show instead of admitting they were ever wrong. I don't think they're going to quit the show and I don't think they would admit they're wrong. My mom though at some point is going to turn on Trump. I don't think she will admit she's wrong, but I think she is going to say I don't like he's done something or the volume of the things he's done has been too much. I think she will quit Trump, not the show. Positive Karma 713, please remind Mary Lou the E. Jean case could not be prosecuted criminally because the statute of limitations ran out. Oh, yeah, like I said, Wednesday we'll get into it. Barking Howler, hey Chad, I'm an active duty army officer. Please let Mary Lou know I give her full permission to support troops and not support war. No mutual exclusivity. They don't get that, but I agree with you and thank you for your service. Mundane Expectations, it would work for the muting if he was in a separate room. Also, you should listen to the singer Earth to Eve. Earth to Eve came across my feed, I want to say, the other day. I'm writing that down. This is a reminder. Um, like I'm saying mundane expectations, there's absolutely no way I can have two setups in two completely different rooms and expect them both to be able to handle that. There's simply no way. That will never happen. Sean Mounts 7821, is there a point to have Bob on the show anymore? I get the necessary conversation, but there's no conversation with him. He loves the president more than family. This is Yeah, it was a problem today. I don't know. I don't know what we're going to do with him, but he's not Unless he wants to leave the show, he'll be on the show. Melanie Humbert, thank you. Corazon de Melon 69, step onto the road and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. J. R. R. Tolkien. Stay strong, Chad. The road is vast. Thank you very much. Brainless Bread 1794, it was good your mom was getting upset with your dad. Yeah, I agree. I agree. The more they can kind of separate in terms of like two brains instead of one, I think the better it is for her. Monique Marie 5447, my great grandmother was like your mom. She was in the Second World War and the brainwash was so severe she never accepted she never accepted all the bad things that happened even after seeing it with her own eyes. Yeah, I feel like that's where my mom is at. I'm I'm just like I'm very curious to see what happens to both of my parents when Trump is gone, like out of office, which I I don't know. Maybe I'm naive here, but I still do think we have elections and um he's not going to be around. Three years I think is max and and maybe sooner than that. Uh John Boobooze, have you seen Andor? I watched the pilot episode. It wasn't for me. Also Heir to the Empire rocks. I agree. Emma Bateman 6282, hey, big fan from Fort Worth, Texas. Do you think Bob would ever actually quit the show or he just threatens you with it to stir things up? Um, I think he would do like a a two to three episode quitting the show to be like, "Fuck you. I'm proving my point." And then my mom would beg him to come back and he would come back under some strange condition. I think that's as bad as it would get. Katie Roo, I was watching an old up and Bob called America a democracy. >> [laughter] >> Can you, Katie Roo, if you're still watching this, can you email me what that episode is and roughly what that timecode is when he says it? That would be fantastic if you're still on air and if you have the time. If not, no worries. That's [ __ ] great though. Ross Maine 3941 Chad The Enemies Project said they wanted to get in contact with you in comments of their latest vid. I've been in contact with them. They wanted us to come on the show, but uh I forget that guy's name now, but he only does episodes in person. So, I'm trying to get my parents to go and do it and they like refuse to leave their home state. So, it'll never happen. Joe The Schmo too asked Mary Lou why Epstein was hanging with Trump on Christmas 2016. I'm in Palm with the Trump boys. Fun. Uh we did talk about that I want to say in four or five episodes ago. Whenever the Epstein files first came out, I think we did talk about that. I could be wrong. But No Gorilla, I was desperately waiting for you to yell, "Shut the [ __ ] up to Bob today." I almost did. But I did quiet piggy instead. Shelby Andrews, sending for someone who chatted this. Have you considered having a cult specialist on? Yeah, there's that one dude on social media. Um I forget his name, but I follow him. I've definitely thought about that guy. There's a bunch of people I'd love to have on, but at this point it's this kind of delicate dance of like oh, well now we have to have a MAGA person on because my parents are pissed about that and it's also kind of like difficult to book. I'm I'm going to have some more people on though. I think we're in a good cadence with guests. I want to have maybe like one on every month or so or 6 weeks maybe. But certainly we will have some other people on and that cult guy is on my radar for sure. Volta 600, why don't you tell me how you went from eating In-N-Out regularly to a vegan? Well, story is very simple Volta 600. I got cancer in my face and during that time when I had to go through radiation and basically could not eat for maybe a period of a month or so, lost a fuckload of weight and I just was reading up on um you know, what you can do for cancer basically, how to change your diet. Vegan diet is the best for cancer to prevent it. So, that's how I became vegan. Um Stephen McGregor, Chad, can you ask your dad if he wants me to send him the shirt in my profile picture? Oh, I wish I could see what it says, Stephen McGregor. Um my eyes are not that good and the screen is very far away from me. So, I'm sorry. I don't know what the shirt is. Catherine Perry H4Y, please tell your mom Catholics believe in caring for the poor. The Good Samaritan, Trump's religion is wealth and power and her religion is MAGA. Christian charity extends to all people, not just the US Americans. We have had this conversation with her many times, my sister and I. It it does not stick. >> [snorts] >> Tony Lomeli 7863, hey Chad, have you seen Solo Leveling? Hell yes. If you had, what do you think about it? [ __ ] love it. Great skiing by the way. What's a skiing? Um yeah, I love Solo Leveling. That's one of my favorite animes right now. It's so [ __ ] good. Irene Smith 19921, please please consider benching Bob. Not only her his opinion is abhorrent, but he derails all conversations. Let Mary Lou find a co-MAGA to be her partner. We replace my dad with just some random co-MAGA? I mean, the whole point of the show is that these conversations are difficult. Um not just because we're ideologically opposed, but because the manner in which my father communicates is difficult. And I think that that's like part of the show. I I will never bench anyone from this show. Anyone is free to leave at any time for any length of period, but I will never bench. Tess Tess Irish 1201 I appreciate that Bob is your dad, but his input isn't helping anymore. It's likely triggering, especially his attitude towards Haley and his dismissal toward her trauma. Well, we can address it in the next episode. Well, you know, maybe we'll have a little conversation at the beginning about him having to be better behaved. Rihanna Matron, CNH, can you see a world where you deprogram your mom, but not your dad? Yep. Love the show and wish you luck. I think about it constantly and what that would look like and maybe it would make him come around. I'm not sure. The Laser Viking, thank you very much. Mr. The Red Fox 911, diamond listener and POD. Nice. That's way back from the TMP days. What kind of music do you listen to? Also, what kind of music Wait, hang on. How did I do this? Diamond listener and POD, what kind of music do you listen to? Who me? Um a bit of hard rock and some classic rock. What kind of music do you listen to? Also, get Will on here, too. Well, I don't know about that, dude. Um I don't know if Will would ever come on this show. >> [laughter] >> Squirrel SP TV Can you ask E. Jean Carroll to be on the pod? Oh my [ __ ] god. Writing that one down. I don't know why she would ever come on this pod. I don't know what how it would benefit her in any way, but [ __ ] that would be great. Deceitful Truth 97, would love to see someone from the Bulwark appear on the show. Yeah, they're lifelong Republicans who left the party because of Trump. Yeah, their [ __ ] is really good. But like, I feel like they're too big. They're not going to come on the show. Abby can cook. How far do you think they'll move the goalpost if the war isn't over in 6 weeks? >> I meant 6 weeks from 4 weeks ago. I meant they'll move it again and again and again and again. That same thing my dad said about the um I want to say the war It was either the war in Ukraine or the genocide in Gaza. One of those two things. He was like, "It'll be over in 2 days." And it's I mean, it's all still going on, you know. Harley Rhodes Productions Do a British accent. >> [clears throat] >> Your parents surprised me how how they keep defending Trump. SGL is single. Okay. I know someone who worships Trump. A British accent. Do a British accent. Your parents surprised me how they keep defending Trump. SGL is single. That's That's terrible, but it's the best I can do. Britney M- Gauvain What do you think is the root of your parents' Trumpism? Is it racism, religion, some other thing? Curious about your thoughts. I think it is a um They come from small-town Kansas. Always very conservative. I think religion plays a part in it. I think racism plays a part in it. I think all these things are elements of it, but I think the biggest thing is like owning the libs. I think that's their bread and butter. That's like why they're MAGA. Is because they don't like anything that's woke. Um and so they have to be MAGA. Tess Irish 1201 Also, his behavior is likely pride that was violently instilled in his childhood. And with more pushback, he just digs in deeper. Um yeah, maybe. Maybe. But also like he had to develop that pride because he had a shitty childhood. You know what I mean? Like I think some of the stuff that is now very bad in my dad's behavior probably served him as a kid to like help him survive in the environment that he was in. TH Launch, a story or two where Bob showed compassion to an unlikely person where you were actually proud of him. >> [laughter] >> I have a funny one. Um when I was a kid I had a friend spending the night God we couldn't have been more than like maybe 10 years old. This friend was spending the night and this friend got violently ill and [ __ ] his pants and puked in the sink simultaneously. And my dad like helped clean him up basically and uh you know, gave him new pants and and all this and was very nice about it. Could have like flown off the handle. But it was very nice about it. I also witnessed my dad do some [ __ ] with my mom's parents who were um very much alcoholics. That was like you know, way above and beyond the the way and way above and beyond the line of duty for what should be required as a son-in-law in terms of dealing with their alcoholism. So he has done some things like that and yeah I would say in those moments I guess I was proud of him. But if you can be as a child. Whistle Gun, could you see about having Dr. Steven Mooney on the show? That would be pretty interesting. Don't know who that is. Let me write it down. I've got like a list of 100 people here now. Dr. Steven Mooney, okay. Um David Smiler from New Zealand. Congrats on 100K subs. Thank you very much. Who gets to show off the YouTube plaque and can you ask Mary Lou if worst case scenario happens with Iran, how would she feel if one of her grand babies got drafted? Hi from New Zealand. Hi from New Zealand. Um how would she feel about the drafting? I hadn't even thought about that. But yeah they're they're all roughly that age. Um I don't know how she'd feel. I don't know. She might put up a front and be like, "Well, you have to do your duty for America and that's just how it's going to be." I could see her thinking that. Um, the 100k subs plaque. I'm glad my mom's actually not on here. I'm going to have it sent to her as a surprise. Um, but I think they have to email you or something. I don't know how it works. But yes, thank you. Very happy that um, we've got 100k subs thanks to everybody in this chat obviously for being a part of that. Irene Smith 19922, regarding the teen with Trump, she cannot recall if the house she was brought to was in New York or New Jersey and are vastly different statute of limitations. Oh, interesting. I didn't know that. Um, Tigray 8994, you only eat gruel. Who did you competition winner? OH MY GOD, YOU WERE THE HUJU COMPETITION WINNER. For those who don't know what a Huju is, it stands for hug jump. It is a term that me and my co-host on my other show Game of Roses coined to describe the act that players do in the Bachelor franchise but in other franchises, too. Where the woman will run and jump and wrap her legs and arms around the guy. That's a Huju. Um, I I gave a little speech at a college at DePaul University. Jesus, was that a year ago now? Almost a year ago, I think. And uh, after the speech they had a Huju competition and this is one of the winners. Congratulations on your big victory. Do I only eat gruel? No. Uh, but that's I would say solid 80% of my diet. Better than 98. You need to show your mom a vid on TY by Mother's Day for Democracy called Thoughts and Prayers. Very poignant on how thoughts and prayers are not enough. Also, you're glowing. Thank you. Thank you. Let me write this down. Thoughts and Prayers, Mother's Day video. Okay. Um, Spiritual Woo, grew up in Northwest Oklahoma class of '94. I was fortunate to have the only Dem parents in the county. Everyone there still thinks I'm a commie. Thanks for the pod. Thank you, spiritual woo. And uh good luck, I guess, with I don't know if you're still there, if you're still in Oklahoma, but good luck. Joule Gorman 210, I'm new to Magic the Gathering. I think that's what you mean, not Marjorie Taylor Greene, but I feel like Mary Lou is green white for sure, and Bob might be red blue or red black. Yeah, that's probably it, red black. I love the personality side of Magic the Gathering, haha. I think you're right in these uh estimations. Scron Diggy If you like Oh my god. This is an impersonation that I used to do of Charlie Sheen. If you like beans and cheese, you're going to love Taco Bell's new bean and cheese burrito. Thank you, Scron Diggy. Joel Monster, thank you. Oh, Joel S Monster also has been making, for those who are in this chat and don't know, Joel S Monster um makes these like cutdowns of Necessary Conversation on his YouTube channel. Check that out. They're very funny. Sushi Juice Thank you very much. Captains Mails 7347, thank you very much. Lauren Taggart 2141, thank you very much. And finally Ha- Habalula Thank you very much. Thank you to everybody for joining me tonight. Um thanks for enduring just me without my mom or my sister here. I sincerely appreciate all the super chats. I appreciate everybody who's in this live right now. Let me go over to this other chat. Oh my [ __ ] god. There is literally no way I can keep up with all this. Tell us about the gruel says Dude, oh my god 6433. It's It's just like a a very packed full kind of vegetable stew, essentially. Release the gruel files, Chad. If you go to Dudezy, my other podcast that I used to do a couple of years ago, I have a whole video about how to make gruel in Doozy. Um Fern 6795, this episode was a nightmare, but thank you for doing this. My pleasure. Thank you for being here, everyone. Thank you. Chad says, "Butterflies are free." Thank you very much. Oh my god, this is a a sore spot. Saz on the side says, "Favorite vegan spot in LA?" It was a place called Real Food Daily. They closed. They had a couple of locations in Los Angeles. I ate there [ __ ] at least once a week. They're gone now, and so I don't really have one. There I guess Gracias Madre is a pretty good one. I like that one. Um you know, god damn this chat is really going. Um What is this one? Kenzie Lynn 13, "Love this channel so much, Chad. Thank you for all your hard work." Thank you for uh joining me. >> [snorts] >> Oops. Pia, "Like for real." Oh my god, I can't >> [laughter] >> I can't keep up with that. Triple down on Valhalla VFT, he would be fantastic. Okay. Oh my god. Marky J 445, "Give me a half mustache." >> [laughter] >> Okay. [laughter] Oh my god. Um Spyro Vix, "Bob's disrespect toward his wife and children is actually crazy." I agree. I agree. Um Uh Laugh Your Asheville Off 2546, "Did you write the Jesse Ventura ad reads for Doozy?" What do you think, Laugh Your Asheville Off 2546? Um I >> [laughter] >> This chat is so [ __ ] fast. Oh, here's Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Where did it go? Saz on the side, "Please start a Discord for us." If I do that, Saz on the side, I'm not going to moderate it, and it's going to be a [ __ ] crazy ass free-for-all, and I don't want people to have to be subjected to like wild conversations. You know what I mean? I I feel like without somebody to moderate it and like kind of keep up with it and [ __ ] it it's a bad idea. But, um Oh my god. Pard Pard Easy Bay 5960, if your parents were D&D classes, >> [laughter] >> what would they be? I have no [ __ ] idea, man. My mom would probably be a druid, I guess. I think. My sister would definitely be a warrior. My dad would probably be I don't know, warlock seems right to him. For me, anyway. I don't [ __ ] know. Um What's this one? I got you, Chad. I went to USC. Fight the [ __ ] on. Well, congratulations on going to USC. I went there as well. And I graduated in uh 2000 uh 16. That's right. I graduated 2016 from USC. >> [laughter] >> A little earlier than that, maybe. Um this chat is so there's so much going on in here. Bob's the barbarian says no scapac. No scapac. I agree. Um Oh, [ __ ] That's a good idea. Susanna Costello 8106, can we put dates back on the screen for episodes just to give context on rewatches? Yes, I'll do it. Dates on screen. Yeah, that's not that's not too hard to do. Yeah, I will do that. Um Oh god. The dear leader 3265, will you need to do a Hogan impersonation on the show, brother. I just did. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. Love always _london, where can I hear / watch your bachelor stuff? It is a podcast called Game of Roses. It's on YouTube. It's anywhere you watch podcasts and we also have a Patreon. Um okay. >> [laughter] >> BOB IS A FLIP TOY. INDEED. I DON'T know if you remember if anyone in here remembers he called my sister and I flip toys in some [ __ ] episode. Uh spectrum scouting, when is the Magic the Gathering channel starting? It already has. It's called Soul Ringers. Hentai shinji666 doodsykayfabe forever. Exactly. Exactly. Um okay. >> [laughter] >> This D&D shit's [ __ ] killing me. RP Murphy 1981 Bob is a dark elf chaotic evil. >> [laughter] >> He is. But he's more like I don't know if he's an elf. Um Oh my god. Love always _london, so what is MTG? Magic the Gathering. It's a card game. It's these cards. Here's one. This is one called trade secrets. It's these little cards. You play a game with them and um you collect them and they take over your life. Oh wow, bunch of doodsy stuff in here. Um Michael Sander 6699 [ __ ] your wine. Uh uh uh oh wow, what is this? Matthew Jackson 9757 for this week's grand total interruption count Bob at 108. Oh my [ __ ] god. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Mary Lou 20, Healey 19, Chad 9. Bob is at 108. Oh my [ __ ] god. There we go. Dark Society podcast, he's an orc. Now we're getting closer. Yeah, also loco 5150 Bob [ __ ] roll. Oh god damn. Yeah. >> [sighs] >> Um Hentai Shinshi 666, what decks are you interested in playing pre-modern? >> [snorts] >> This may shock you Hentai Shinshi and this is going to be very nerdy for anyone who doesn't know what Magic the Gathering is or anything. I I used to run a deck back in the old Ice Age Alliance block that I think would actually work in pre-modern and I haven't seen anyone playing it. It basically just blows up the entire board at all times so no one can do anything. Um Wrath of God, Armageddon's, Jokulhaups, Nevinyrral's Disk Swords to Plowshares, obviously Lightning Bolt. So you're killing all the creatures, you're destroying everything and the deck wins by attrition. It's not even a mill deck. It's just like we're going to play through all 60 cards in your deck, you're going to run out of cards, I won't. Wow, all these these other questions the dear leader 3265, "Chow, how how do you main in Overwatch?" I think you mean who who do I main? Junkrat for life. Um Okay. What is this one? Bow doesn't mind. Chad, did you know that Maga is literally the name of the highest degree in the Church of Satan? >> [laughter] >> True. No. I did not know that. Oh my [ __ ] god. Um Oh, here's here's something. Spectrum Scouting, based on your wreck last week, my sons and I got a precon commander deck, the TMNT one and have been playing and it's so fun. Thanks for the wreck. I'm glad you're enjoying it. That that precon is pretty legit. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle set is kind of tanking, people are not liking it, but that pre-con deck is like it has some bangers in it. Um There's dazed CD. That's my comment, you need to get Mary Lee to watch the brainwashing with my dad. I think she might have. See, this is what I'm talking about. Lift big, you should get David Pakman on the show. Love to. I think he's way too big to come on our show. >> [snorts] >> I love David Pakman though. He should he's so [ __ ] funny. Um Bernie Beltran 3282, which of your books do you recommend as a first read? The shortest one I think is Average American Male. Um and that was the first one that came out. And that one did pretty well, but it's from a different time and it's very graphic. I will leave it at that. But you might like that one. I tried to make it funny. >> [snorts] >> Um Wizard of Brew in a door, that's Game of Roses. And Necessary Conversation crossover, who from the Bachelor franchise would be the most liked guest by Chad, Haley, Mary Lou, and Bob on the on Necessary Conversation and who from those Necessary Conversation besides Chad would be the best player on Bach? Um >> [snorts] >> Can you imagine my dad in like as a player in the Bachelorette? That's a [ __ ] [laughter] nightmare. >> [snorts] >> From the Bachelor franchise, the most liked guest by me would probably be Rachel Lindsay. By Haley, probably be Gabby Windey. By my mom, Chris Harrison. By my dad, I don't think he likes Bachelor. Um okay. Oops, [ __ ] That's the one I meant to click. Hey, this is Andrew. Does he only see it if we do caps lock? If so, I've asked a couple times, do you watch Legends of Vox Machina? Yeah, I mentioned that in the Oh, I called it um Critical Role, sorry. Legends of Voxx Machina, yes. >> [snorts] >> Oh, we've got somebody who hates David Pakman. Real Synergy Forge, David Pakman is a [ __ ] Zionist, [ __ ] him. He's not progressive. Oh, I didn't realize. Um Okay. Bob is a goblin. We're going to leave on that. >> [snorts] >> Thank you very much everybody for joining me tonight. Um Today's show was a a [ __ ] lot with my dad, to be sure. I think it may get darker before the dawn with him, as we are entering this war that I just don't think is going to end. Um At any rate, thank you very much for joining me. We will be back on Wednesday, probably just me and my mom, and then back on Sunday again. Thanks everybody for joining me, and I'll see you soon.