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Welcome to the necessary conversation midweek edition. With me today is my famous sister. Hi. [laughter] Hello. Hey. Um, our mom Mary Lou is dealing with our dad and his health issues. So, it's just us today, just the Libs, but it is a very special Libs because Haley, you have once again gone viral.
Yes. Yes. Thank you. you're doing now. Um, tell us give us the the outline here of what has happened. Then we're going to look at the post that has got you to this point.
Okay. Let me set the scene. Yeah. Give us a timeline, too. How how long has this taken to happen? So, Fourth of July occurred and we decided at the bakery like, "Fuck this. We're not running red, white, and blue." I already explained that on our last uh [ __ ] pod. Um, I'm just not feeling it, right? Like everybody feels oppressed and just I'm kind of in a a depressed state about the way that the country is. Um, so I wrote as much on my bakery page, Hive Bakery. Um, you know, it got a little traction or whatever.
Uh, and then it was shared. [ __ ] I don't even I go to work on Tuesday after the 4th of July and actually it was Monday. I went in on Monday. It was my day off cuz I had to do some [ __ ] up there and the phone is just like ringing off the hook. I mean, I'm talking like brah like like rapid fire secession. It's not stopping.
It's like the [ __ ] The last time this happened, it was libs of Tik Tok. And I was like, what happened? [laughter]
Where did they share me? For for those who don't know, libs of Tik Tok is an alt-right account across every uh major platform. It's on Tik Tok, obviously, Instagram, Twitter, blah blah blah. and they aggregate um stories and posts of liberal people basically and say [ __ ] these people because they are far right,
right? They try to get like teachers fired and businesses shut down. Like they're the most vile, you know, [ __ ] account in my opinion. Anyway, so the phones ring like, "Oh [ __ ] who, what, when, why?" So I have this uh woman that works in my bakery. Her name's Cat. She won't care if I say her name. She likes it. And I was like, "Bitch, you better sherlock this [ __ ] What happened?" So within 30 seconds, she's like, "Boom."
Sends me all of the articles, all of the [ __ ] Um, Liz of Tik Tok shared our post. Yeah. And uh, you know, like every [ __ ] ma like rabid maniac is just sharing it like wildfire. So it hits, it's viral. Um, phone is ringing off the hook. So I go in on Tuesday. I have to answer like 200 [ __ ] emails that day on our day off and they're all just like, "You're a fat [ __ ] I hope your business burns down." I mean, like crazy [ __ ] though.
One of them was like, "Yeah, well, I believe in your right to freedom of speech just like I believe in my Second Amendment rights." I was like, "Does that mean you're wanting to [ __ ] shoot me?"
Yeah. So, just like wild [ __ ] Of course, you know, the red hair tattoos. Yeah. You're a skank. All that [ __ ] Anyway, so like 200 of those, bro. Um, and I screenshotted all of them. They're quite amazing. Um, so I go to work on Tuesday and the phone is just like ringing off the hook and it's all that kind of [ __ ]
Yeah. Like, you even know what a fascist is? YOU'RE A FASCIST. And it's like no good information. It's all like 12-year-old, you know, bully [ __ ] Um, but at some point, you know, we just started having fun with it and we were singing Michael Jackson songs to them on the other line and like they don't know how oh any it started out who's bad.
Um, they don't appreciate that. But yeah, you know, at some point you just laugh because it's going to happen all day. I'm the one answering the phone because I have like minors in my kitchen and like
you know women the [ __ ] they say is like if you got some thin skin it's going to get to you. Um so I made sure to answer the phone all day long.
Uh but it was relentless non-stop. Um emails I'm still [ __ ] answering them and they're intertwined with like actual orders so I must get through them. Um, so then if that wasn't bad enough, Fox News runs the story. [laughter] I was like, "This [ __ ] Fox News."
Unreal. You made it to Fox. You made it to Big Time. Made it to Fox. Then the New York Post runs the story. Then I get an email from uh the Dallas Morning News. So, it's just like all of this [ __ ] is popping off. Um, yeah. you know, and like locally, Jesus Christ, there's a group here, um, I think it's pretty much nothing but MAGA, but it's like a local group in my town of Flower Mound, and they all [ __ ] hate me. So, I got screenshots to all these [ __ ] because it's public information at this point.
People need to know that like this is your neighbor. This is where you go to get your nails done. Like, these people are sick. So, I got all those screenshots. Flomo, hey. Um,
yeah. So locally, like you know, it was also popping off. Uh we sold out of all of our merch. I have nothing left to give.
Yeah. That that to me is the craziest part of this. They don't get that like this type of exposure actually helps you a great deal. It immediately sells out all your stuff on the day that it goes viral
and and just it brings more attention to you. So it's going to bring you a larger audience for your your bakery and anything else you're going to do.
I mean, I've never not been this person. you know, this is not this [clears throat] is old [ __ ] news. Like, I've been doing this on my platform for 8 years. Um, we've built this community of like-minded people who appreciate that we like speak out, you know, about the [ __ ] that's happening in the world. Um, and that's who I want to be surrounded with. I don't want these [ __ ] on the other end like, "Ah, my second amendment rights." Like, "Fuck you. I don't want you in my bakery anyway." So, you know, there is no loss here. There is no loss. please do stay
away. I don't [ __ ] want you in my bakery. Um, yeah. So, for me, it's it's a [ __ ] win altogether. But again, if you cannot handle like insults and criticisms and death threats, um, this ain't for you cuz it's relentless. It's like around the clock.
Well, let's take a look at the post that you made that got you all of this attention. This is bad. No, it's text. Like it's not even a video. That's what was crazy to me. It's like somebody read this. Yeah. And got so incensed that it went on limbs of Tik Tok and everybody goes crazy. It's literally a text post on Instagram.
Yeah. Let's take a look here. It is just a picture of a uh what is that? A cookie with some frosting on it that has a bunch of berries.
That's a cheesecake. Come on. Oh, sorry. It's a cheesecake. Um and it says this is the caption. We're not feeling patriotic. The Fourth of July seems ridiculous given the state of the country. We've never been more embarrassed of what America has become. We will be open this Fourth Fully stocked with plenty of desserts, but please forgive our non-festive attitudes. You even asked for them to forgive it. Like, it's not like you're being an [ __ ] about it. You're like, "Look, this is just how we want to do it." Uh to forgive our non-festive attitudes as we sift through the ashes of the country we once were. We'll
continue to fight for our rights using our freedom of speech and protest, which are honestly the most American things you can do. We'll continue to use our voice with the hope that this what is that? Of fascist administration will crumble and democracy will be restored once more. There isn't a lot to celebrate this weekend. We continue to mourn the great country we could have been. [snorts] Come see us for a slice of momentary bliss.
And so now all of a sudden, she hates America. She hates soldiers. She hates everything. No, [ __ ] I want I would love for America to come back. I just feel like we're in the [ __ ] You know what I'm going to say? Like
it's crazy. I mean, like on this show, you've said way more insane [ __ ] than that post and that post is what set them off.
Mhm. I guess it's because it's an act of declaration that you're not you're unwilling to celebrate the 4th of July. Maybe that's like the
But you said that on the show, too. There are clips of that. I know. It's it's um they love to hate of course
you know it's it's like what they do they need the enemy and and you know I'm public enemy number one like in this town that's like full of maja because they don't know where else to place it.
Um so I get the heat but yeah I've said like way more salacious [ __ ] than that. I didn't even think it was that bad. That's why I was like why is this phone ringing? What did I say? I didn't even I had no concept of like I I had no idea that that was going to happen.
It's also like the um you know, for lack of a better term, I guess the snowflakiness of the right that is just like
this person made a [ __ ] Instagram post and now hundreds of phone calls harassing you at all hours. What was the Fox News angle?
Um did you watch the story they did? Yeah, it was like she's embarrassed of America and cult ma a cult. Well, facts are facts.
Yeah, agree. And I'm glad you posted that. Post it again. Run it because you are. They are a [ __ ] cult. And I'll say it again.
Um Yeah, it's insane. I don't know. The the idea that like they want to shut me down, but you want to keep like billionaire corporations in business.
Yeah. Um you know, the anger is always it's directed in the wrong wrong place. Uh, you know, I I have freedom of speech and I have every right to like not want to celebrate the Fourth of July. That does that mean my business should be shut down? Like why aren't you mad at [ __ ] Target who rolled back all the DEI? Well, you are my ja. Um, you know, but there's other things that you can channel this toward,
of course. But I mean that's kind of one of the the key tenants of MAGA and like how the Republican party at this point even maintains power is by always deflecting blame for any ills in society to whoever their perceived enemy is at this point.
Uh I mean in this case for you it's just like a lib a commie you know whatever they want to call it right
but it's like the true enemy always in in contemporary America is the billion the oligarchy. Yeah. Um, and so as long as they've got people mad at you, a small business owner who's just like making her stuff, then they won't be mad at the billionaires who are robbing them blind, setting up a data center, you know, two blocks away from their drinking water source, etc., etc., etc.
Exactly. Um, but I congratulate you on this. I remember I don't remember what was the video or something. You posted something that this happened before. What was that? Um, so the first time I that post, uh, you know, I got lots of like terrible [ __ ] messages posted on my Facebook, on my Instagram. So, I screenshotted them, then I read them. I like placed them over baked goods and I read them. That's the video that you're talking about.
Yeah. Yeah, I remember that one. That was a good one. So, I read some of those. Um, well, do you want to read some of the reactions you've gotten?
Yeah, I got [laughter] I'm very curious. I got so and a lot of them like look at I don't know if you can tell but like some of them are like they're giving me novels. Okay. They're trying to like educate me. Let me get some of the shorter ones. Um
and these are just DMs that like the Hive Bakery account is getting. These are emails. They took time to email me. Okay. Uh hello Haley. You have destroyed your business. Start looking for the exit. [laughter] You you clearly exemplify the septum theory couldn't happen to a nicer girl. A septum theory.
What's that? That all girls with septum piercings. This thing right here are, you know, like liberal trash. Okay. Anyway, um couldn't happen to a nicer girl. Eat [ __ ] and die. [laughter]
Hang on. Um Holy [ __ ] Yeah, a lot of them are like like really bad. A lot of them are that like you can always leave the country. It'd be better for everyone, you know?
It's [ __ ] wild to me. I like I I coach um players to infiltrate the Bachelor franchise and other dating franchises. Yeah.
And similarly, they will get death threats and and emails and and DMs just like this if they do something in the game that is perceived to be like
against the better rules of the game for the wrong reasons basically. And I'm always just like astounded that people don't understand that shit's not real. Reality television is complete fabrication, right? And people will sit down, take the time to fire off one of these emails, one of these death threats or whatever. It's like, what? Do you have nothing else to do with your day?
That is the question. The [ __ ] It's insane. You're a vile ugly pig. You look like [ __ ] with those ugly ass tattoos and red hair. You love to mutilate kids, you scum [ __ ]
What? Mutilate kids? What is that about? I don't know. Hello, you disgusting piece of [ __ ] Arler [ __ ] Jesus Christ. And then there was nothing to the rest of the message. Just a hello.
That's just it. Um, okay. That's just it. Hang on. There's so there are so many. I'm trying to look for like the shorter ones.
Sure. Um, God. And so, oh, here's I'm going to do my best to make sure my friends and family here in the United States avoid your bakery. [laughter]
The [ __ ] Great. Like, it's also like what what is on their end psychologically? I mean, I I kind of feel like I understand the psychology of it, but there's still to me, it's like crazy to think about what do they hope to achieve when they hit send that you shut your business down out of shame,
right? I would never like a day in my time do this to literally [ __ ] anyone ever. No [ __ ] I'm not leaving a one-star review. I'm not emailing a business even if I'm [ __ ] pissed. Like, I'm doing none of this. What? Who are these people? What is this [ __ ] You hate your country means you hate your father means you hate God. Good luck having a happy life.
[laughter] Wait, what? The the [ __ ] math of that. You hate your country, which means you equals you hate your father equals you hate God.
Yes. Okay. And then there's a thousand like I hope you go out of business. I hope your bakery burns to the ground. I could literally read these all [ __ ] day.
But this is like that little lizard brain thing that And this is really it's a story about like how American media works currently.
Mhm. There are some people who love to get triggered into anger by what they perceive to be a a position of self-righteous correctness in any given thing,
politics, social things, religion, anything, whatever. And so this for them feeds that little lizard brain. Fox News puts out that story. New York Post puts out that. Oh my god. [ __ ] this place. [ __ ] you. Rott in hell. I hope you die. You hate your father. You hate the United States. You hate God. Send.
Right now I'm going to go to Chick-fil-A and get me a sweet iced tea. You know, it's like they've done their their duty as a warrior for Christ or America or MAGA or whatever. Yeah.
Um it just it blows my mind that like there are so many people like that. But then again, it's like we should be used to it by now. There are clearly enough of those people in America that it won Donald Trump two elections.
I mean, yeah, they're doubling down. He was It was The Supreme Court said that he sexually assaulted Eugene Carol and owes her $5 million. The Supreme Court now, they don't care.
They don't give a [ __ ] Yeah. I don't I don't I just I don't know. Like I said, I could read these all day long. You're a traitor. If you hate the USA, why don't you go live somewhere else? [ __ ] you, you [ __ ] [ __ ]
All day long, I get these and and the phone. So, that is like said to me on the phone. Um I know it's wild. Like, they'll say all this [ __ ] yet they will vote for a guy who has been convicted of sexual assault, 34
financial fraud, felonies, etc., etc., etc. The list is so goddamn long. Not to mention, are you watching all the stuff that's going on with Graham Platner right now?
Yes. Okay. For those who don't know, he's he's running um for political office or maybe I don't know if he's I haven't checked the news today. He might be dropped out. I don't know.
Yeah. But um a woman that he dated some years ago has come out and said that he raped her while they were dating and he's denying the claim, but the Democrat party now is basically like, "Yo, bro, you got to bail. We can't do this.
[ __ ] you." Um, and obviously Republicans are like, "Oh my god, this is amaz blah blah blah." They're so hardcore against him. Meanwhile, it's like Donald Trump's the [ __ ] president.
Pete Hagsath also. Yeah. So many of his so many. Yes. Um, and so like the weird double standard that they apply like no one calls them out on that,
right? And I don't understand that. I don't. It's like if you don't if you're going to go hard against Graham Platner, you got to get rid of Trump. You got to get rid of all these other people that are in your party as well. Exactly. And it really to me is like
I mean we've known this, but like in moments like this where the double standard is so clear, it's like the Republican party is the party of sexual assault. They are down with it.
Yeah. Yeah. And and I mean I think that's I made in in one of my posts, there were several posts that I made about this cuz it's been all-consuming for me. But you know, I said like at this point I feel like any rational-minded Republican has kind of exited the whole majelves from it.
Yeah. The ones remaining, you are disgusting. You are vile. you are accepting the fact that we have a rapist in the office and you don't care.
But then you look at somebody like mom who is still MAGA and she's not down with any of that [ __ ] Just this past week she was talking about um the neo-Nazis and how she was against it and all that, you know, and I don't think that she supports sexual assault. Um, so there is a portion of them I think that are like mom who have just been brainwashed, tricked for so long that they can't shed that identity. They can't like step outside of the box that they have been living in for the past decade.
I think they will. I think if if they actually acknowledge that he's [ __ ] corrupt in every sense, they will leave the cult.
Yeah, I know. I think so, too. And I I think the the best evidence of it happening for me was this Fourth of July thing that nobody showed up to.
It's like MAGA is not it ain't what it used to be. No, it's it is definitely dying. The movement is dying with him. Have you seen the all the videos that have come out this week of him falling asleep with the president of Turkey?
The um he's slurring. He's he's mumbling words like he doesn't know what the [ __ ] going on. This dude is like there. He's there. There. That grim reaper is holding his hand as he's walking around at this point. And I think MAGA can see it. Like there's only so much lying that you can do when it's like there's video of this guy literally dying in front of us.
I mean, let's be real. They'd they'd probably [ __ ] weekend at Bernie's ass. They're doing it with Mitch McConnell right now. I talked to him yesterday
for 17 minutes exactly. I recorded the time so that you know it's right. There were 17 exact minutes of speech between me and Mitch McConnell. For real, it happened though.
He's dead. He's dead. Um, if he's not physically dead, he's brain dead. Like, there's nothing. So, when Scott Jennings was the guy who said that he spoke to him for 17 minutes, he's the right-wing uh talking head on CNN,
right? The Okay, so he's like, I spoke to him for 17 minutes. Do you think he talked to him at all? No. Do you think Scott Jennings is lying or do you think they had somebody impersonate Mitch McConnell on the phone to talk to him?
I think he's lying. You think he's 100% fabricating it? Yeah. And who gives that order? Why is he doing that? He's He is a sickop fan. He is a Trumper.
Yeah. Whatever Whatever you say, my lord. So somebody in the camp told him somebody in his camp uh said this motherfucker's not dead yet.
Tell them you spoke to him 17 minutes. Exactly. [laughter] That's fake. He talked to no one. That's fake. The specifics of that like that's totally made up.
I spoke to him for 17 minutes. I was wearing a green striped shirt. I had a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch that day and my left foot itched a little bit.
Yeah. He's dead and he was told to say say that. So, what do you think happens to Scott Jennings then if that becomes public knowledge?
Probably nothing. Nothing. They keep on CNN. Probably he You're saying this [ __ ] straight lied about having a conversation with Mitch McConnell for 17 minutes and CNN's just going to be like, "Oh, whatever."
I don't There is no credible news source anymore. Right. But like that guy's whole career is this. It's It's being a bag Republican on CNN.
I [ __ ] hate him. I know. I hate him. Um I don't know. I don't know. Do they fire him? Are they going to fire him? Who else are they going to put in there?
I There's a million other people they can put in there. It doesn't matter. I'm just saying like for him to like go on camera being like, I talked to him for 17 minutes. He knows that this could possibly tank his entire life if he's lying about this. I think there has to be some middle step. I don't think he talked to him either, by the way. But I think he talked to somebody for 17 minutes that said, "Hi, I'm Mitch McConnell." [laughter]
No. What? There's no way. I just don't think he goes on TV and just [ __ ] straight lies. You don't? No. As much as we've been lied to by the news,
of course. You don't think that he would just He's [ __ ] This is This is a straight easily verifiable life. If he's dead, if Mitch McConnell's dead or still in a coma or whatever right now.
Uhhuh. That can be easily verified. And then, oh, you said you talked to him for 17 minutes. He was in a [ __ ] coma or he was dead or whatever. That guy's entire career is done. His life is done. I don't like what benefit is it to him to do that? You think somebody paid him? You think the Republican National Party was like, "We'll give you $1 million to say you talked to Mitch McCarthy."
Or like, "We'll we'll make sure your job's secure. Just say what we want you to say." Oh my god. Yeah. That [ __ ] is wild to me, too.
And they're going to hide it from us. They're not going to tell us he's [ __ ] dead. Probably for like a month or two.
They're already doing it. Exactly. 20 weeks. His wife's in China. Exactly. And they need to drag it out until I think the date is August 3rd. So like right now, if he's dead right now, that means a special election must be held in his state, which means Thomas Massie can run. And that he's a Republican who like hates Trump and and Trump hates him. And so if they extend Mitch McConnell's lifespan to August 3rd, there is no special election. And the Republicans who won the primaries in that state, uh, Kentucky,
right, get to have like a regular election. And Thomas Massie is not in that because he got primar. Huh? Proof of life. I want proof of life.
That you have it. Scott Jennings talked to him for 17 minutes. That's what that is all about. That's But there was somebody else, too. Some other Republican talked to him for 20 minutes or something.
Nobody talked to him. He's literally [ __ ] dead. I'm just saying they have two people on the hook. Let me see who um let me see if I can Google this quickly. They There are two people now that are on the hook who said they talked to him. Let me see if I can get this real quick. Mitch McConnell, former aid. Um, Senate Majority Leader John Thun's team who said he spoke with Mitch McConnell Monday by phone. So, it's John Thun and it's um Scott Jennings.
Okay. Well, they didn't. I'll maintain it. They didn't. It's all a lie. Yeah. I look I think so, too. Um, have you have you been following at all or weighed in at all on the World Cup [ __ ] the red flag and all that.
Yeah. Red card. Red. What? I don't [ __ ] sports ball. Like I do not gaff. I don't watch soccer either, but uh
I know what a red card is now. Yeah. Yeah. The only thing I pay attention to was I have somebody in my bakery that's like diehard Mexico fan.
Okay. And so I kind of looked into it and I was really rooting for them. I wanted them to win, but they got knocked out. So like, h I don't [ __ ] care. Also, that Viking guy is kind of funny to watch on social media. Early
[laughter] Viking guy too. Um, no. The thing that happened was a US player got a red card, which means suspended from the next game,
right? And Trump called FIFA and was basically like, "No, put him in the game." And so they did, and then the US got [ __ ] hammered, knocked out of the World Cup and everybody's calling it the Trump curse. I mean, he shouldn't be able to meddle with the [ __ ] World Cup.
No, but it's the most corrupt president the United States has ever seen and the most corrupt sports organization on the planet. Correct. So, of course, they'll do whatever. He might have paid him, too. Who the hell knows,
right? Yeah. Um, I don't [ __ ] care about the World Cup. I'll be real. Okay. Have you been following the Charlie Kirk murder case that is now underway?
Uh, I looked at it a little bit yesterday. um in between sifting through my 10,000 emails and hate hate voicemails. Um so like a little bit I haven't really paid that much attention.
The big things that have happened are a video was shown of Tyler Robinson, the the supposed assassin limping up the stairs to the location. I guess that's
the [ __ ] I don't know what that necessarily means, but uh supposedly he had a limp before the shooting like polio or what?
I don't know. Got hurt. I don't even know what it means or like why. It's just like that was there's a video of Tyler Robinson with a lamp walking up these stairs and I'm like okay what does that mean? I don't know.
I still don't even I don't think it was him. I I have my doubts. Um, there are also claims that one of the Secret Service or one of the security people there that day was googling the location of that rooftop before it all happened. Nobody knows what that means, but that's out there.
I don't Yeah, I don't think he did it. He's like the fall guy for whatever reason. I don't know who did it, but it wasn't him. Uh, the thing that enraged me that was in the news this week that was barely in the news, I guess I should say. His name was Nolan Xavier Wells.
Yeah. The 18-year-old teenager that like just like disappeared. What the [ __ ] Yeah. And now all of the kids and parents social media accounts are like they've gone dark.
Yep. I'm [ __ ] sorry. I I read something that said the kids, for those who don't know, this was um how old was this kid? 18 or something.
18. Yeah. Him and a bunch of friends went out, this is in Mississippi, I think. Yep. They went out on a a boat for Fourth of July to party and then he goes missing. The kids claim they the last time they saw him was like at 3:00 or something that afternoon, but then there's video and picture of them all together until like 7 that night.
Mhm. Um, and then his body was found yesterday or the day before. Yes. Uh, day before, I think, like that night. Yeah. Um, and so they were like, "Oh, we don't know what happened to him." And then his body washes up. So, and now all their social media is offline and all this stuff. So, it's, you know, looking like foul play. And he, of course, was black and all these friends were white, as was pretty much everybody there from any of the pictures that I was looking at. Yeah, it's looking real [ __ ] bad.
Um, that is maybe like the the news story that just I don't know. I can't stop thinking about it. Like the thought of sending your
your [ __ ] teenager out for like a Fourth of July party, which I did. Like I had a teenager go out with her friends.
The idea that like we still live in a country where if you are black and you're a teenager, you might not come home. Like that's
it's terrifying. It's just it's I can't believe we still live in in a world where that exists. Um I don't know. I've been thinking about that a lot. It [ __ ] pisses me off. Um nobody knows anything. Like you can't be [ __ ] serious.
Yeah. You were with this kid all day long and you don't know [ __ ] and you even had his cell phone when you came home. You left without him.
Yeah. They returned his cell phone to his family. I'm sorry. Yeah. That is very strange and suspicious. I don't Something about this smells foul. Foul.
Yeah. No [ __ ] I'm curious if what will happen if there's going to be a trial or an investigation or his family like lawyered up and I read somewhere that he's like a huge name in civil rights and
oh um so I'm hopeful that like there will be a proper investigation also a proper autopsy. You remember back I don't maybe like two years ago um they found I think like a young black man who had been he was hanging from a tree in Tennessee.
Yeah. And they did the autopsy and like claimed there was no foul play and [ __ ] like that that he did it himself.
Yeah. No proper autopsy, proper investigation. I I want answers. This is terrible. Yeah, I agree. Um, our country is like in in a very [snorts] shitty state in basically all respects, but the racism that exists. Um, I mean those we talked about this on Sunday with the neo-Nazis marching in DC and it's just like still the White House has said nothing.
Nothing. [ __ ] nothing. It's insane. Yeah, it's disgusting. Um, well, I think that's about all I got for our We just did a short kind of midweek episode here. give our mom a little bit of a break, a little time off. We'll be back Sunday with her to discuss all this [ __ ] The Mitch McConnell stuff, the Trump saying, "I'm the number one person on TikTok."
Also, did you see that video? [laughter] And then he just said like, "Fuck Iran." Yeah, that was today. Well, he's you've seen what's going on there. They they asked him this morning, "Is the ceasefire over?" And he's like, "Yep, I hate those people. They're scum." And you're just [laughter] like, "What the [ __ ] dude? Are you trying to end the war or not?" Like, what's going on? He's such a [ __ ] idiot.
I know. I hate it. I hate it. And that is why I did not celebrate the 4th of July, cuz [ __ ] this guy. [ __ ] this administration.
I'm the number one guy on Tik Tok. [ __ ] Iran. They're scum. That's like in the span of a 24-hour period, this [ __ ] idiot is bragging about being quote the number one guy on TikTok and then saying he's basically going to annihilate Iran.
That's the world we're living in. The most powerful person on our planet supposedly uh cares about being number one on TikTok and is launching attacks with the country he started a needless war with. Now I think we're in month or week 20 of it. Yeah,
[ __ ] me. We didn't bring We didn't bring up the So, when Taylor Swift got married, I was not privy to this new slice of information. Maybe I was. They invited that guy who like is the executive head of like a concentration camp.
What? You didn't know this? No. Tell me the Tell me the details. What's going on? There's some guy that from what I understand Travis Kelsey is friends with like childhood friends with someone and that's someone's stepfather.
Okay. Is like the head of a [ __ ] concentration camp. Like a you know father was there. He was invited to the wedding.
He was there. Yeah. This is what I'm saying. They don't once you hit that money level, they don't care about any of that [ __ ] It's like if you have the money, you're in the club. I don't care how you made the money.
Taylor Swift can make it writing her songs and singing her songs. Travis Kelce can make it by marrying her. Yeah. This guy can make it by [ __ ] killing people in concentration camps. They don't give a [ __ ] And the apologists were like, "Well, Taylor didn't know everybody they invited to the wedding." [laughter]
Huh? To her own wedding? It's like the madness. The madness. You cannot explain that away. You just can't. And they were like they were gifting um like classic cars and like Cardier watches and like Louis Vuitton bags and [ __ ]
to what to who just anybody who walked through the door. Uh they how did it they were doing like raffles or some [ __ ] at their wedding and like raffling off like all these extravagant gifts to celebrities who are already millionaires, you know? But like um the the [ __ ] seeping out is just like it's getting worse and worse. It's getting worse and worse. I think Brad Pitt was there and we know that Brad Pitt I was accused of beating Angelina Jolie and their children.
Yeah. How are these people still with jobs? How are you getting paid to be an actor in Hollywood when you're beating the [ __ ] out of people? Like what is that?
Money. That's all that matters there. Like I've been trying to put this [ __ ] movie together with a friend of mine that we wrote to direct it, produce it independently and all this and we've had various actors attached to it at certain times. I've become very accustomed to this process.
There is a a list basically of actors that you're you go to all the agencies and you say, "We're trying to make this movie. We need an actor and actress for this role who is this age who should be funny or whatever." M
and they send you back a list of here's the people we represent that would you know fit your uh your role right then you have to basically look at that list and kind of cross reference it with financial lists
each one of those people has a [ __ ] dollar amount assigned to their name. This is how much money we can get you for your movie if that person is in the movie. And that number is directly proportional to how much a movie with that person will make in any given territory globally. So Brad Pitt, that number next to his head is [ __ ] off the charts and that's all anyone gives a [ __ ] about.
Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's uh the morality is gone. It doesn't exist. Um like hearing that I I don't know. Like I I thought that Swifties like when you would hear that bit of information it might make you in the very least think
nah nah and it's like what's her audience primarily I would guess millennial women [sighs] let's see it I don't know it kind of runs the gamut like uh I I mean yes I I think like certainly the age range is probably like 18 to 40 white women.
Yeah. Yeah. And just don't care. Yeah. It's It's weird. I mean, it's weird to me that she doesn't see it herself because she is like a marketing genius.
She don't gaff at this point, I guess, right? Cuz she has so much money and is so like insulated from actual reality or the concerns of any real person. But still, she's like really good at marketing, right?
And I it's strange to see that she doesn't get like this looks very bad, right? You're harming your brand now. Well, they also so the White House official used one of her like her opener to the Aerys tour
that goes like it's been a long time coming. Like they used her intro on a White House official post. She has said nothing. You know, we've got celebrities like Ariana Grande, Billy Isish, Olivia Rodrigo. Like, they're out here and they're saying some [ __ ] Don't use my [ __ ] song.
Take my name out your [ __ ] mouth. Right. She hasn't said [ __ ] cuz she's a billionaire. They're not. They've got a lot of money. Don't get me wrong. You know, tens if not hundreds of millions, but they ain't billionaires. And that's a different thing.
Yeah. Once once you have a billion dollars, money is meaningless to you, right? You can do anything you want, including buying elections, including buying a [ __ ] ride into space on Jeff Bezos's rocket ship or whoever's, you know, Elon Musk, whatever. You can do anything, go anywhere, get out of any legal situation. You have a fair point because, you know, she has a documentary called Miss Americana where she does speak politically about what's going on in the world and her stance and everything and she's quite liberal. But that was way before we were a billionaire. Now [ __ ] crickets.
Totally. It's a spoken out against nothing. Not a goddamn thing. So, um, it is disappointing. It's a big disappointment. Uh, yeah. You can't support that [ __ ] Can't do it.
But you will listen to her music. Maybe. I don't know. We'll see. Okay. Never go to a concert again? No. Never buy a ticket again.
Interesting. Wow. Never. Not a piece of merch. Not a record. Not a ticket. No way. Now you're going to have Swifty. What? What's her armies called?
Swifties. You're going to have the Swifties coming for you, too, as well as MAGA. Yeah, that's fine. You're going to get even more death threats and DMs. That's okay. I just, you know, I'm just gonna cling to my Billy Eyish. I'm gonna cling to my Olivia Rodrigo, my Haley Williams. Um,
let me look at those ocean eyes. I love Billy Eyish. She's a vegan. Oh, I didn't know that. And at her concert, we went to her concert and at her concert she had like vegan cuisine for people to buy.
Oh, that's like she's very like environmentally, you know, friendly. Everything's sustainable and all this [ __ ] I love a Billy Eyish and a Phineas.
Did you watch Survivor season 50? What? No. In it, they had like a bunch of celebrities kind of inclusions. Yeah. They had a one of the um immunity idols or one of the idols you could find out in the jungle was called the Billy Isish Boomerang Idol.
Okay. And then I saw some interview with her or something where she was basically like, "Yeah, what is it called again? I don't know." It just seemed like she didn't give a [ __ ] didn't watch Survivor Doesn't Care. Her team just came to her and was like, "They want to put your name in the show this season. She's a character."
No, I I [ __ ] love Billy Eyish. I'm a stand and I probably will be for life. Um her and her brother do like good work. I think their mom has like a uh it's like a they feed people vegan vegan [ __ ] you know? Okay.
People who suffer from food insecurity. Like her mom has a whole organization. I don't know. They just seem like really good people. They donate to charities and [ __ ] They're not billionaires. I love Billy Eyish. And I love Olivia Rodrigo.
Okay. I can't Taylor Swift anymore. I just can't do it. It's like such a [ __ ] disappointment. Like to see all this [ __ ] It's like so grotesque and like the spectacle of it all. I I just it feels gross. It feels bad. The craziest thing to me about it is like the the clear money grab that's coming in a a movie or whatever's coming out about that wedding. We haven't seen any pictures or anything from it. And that is very purposeful. She's going to [ __ ] two months from now be like the wedding album or something. She's dropping some merch based on this
goddamn I'm going to tell you what it's going to be. It's going to be an album followed by the documentary. I'll [ __ ] tell you that right now. There is an album that she has created that revolves around like this era in her life
and it's all the wedding love [ __ ] That album is going to drop and then we're going to get the [ __ ] countdown to the documentary.
Yeah, it's the formula. We did it with the eras tour. You're going to give me 10 [ __ ] records to buy because they got different pictures on them. Nine [ __ ] cardigans that have Travis's [ __ ] face on it and then you're going to documentary the [ __ ] out of everybody. It's all about money. That's all she does now. And it's not even because she needs the money. It's just like that megalomaniac [ __ ]
Yes. On top of the mountain. You got to stay on top of the mountain. Yeah. So, uh, you know, I'm again disappointed. It is unfortunate to see like a woman who has power and a platform um, not use it. and not only not use it, but you know, she used to speak on feminism and [ __ ] but I feel like it was all performative because it was only to get what she wanted and it wasn't to help it wasn't intersectional. She wasn't helping trans women and women of color and like the working class. Like, it was none of that. It was only for
personal gain. And so, I think if you if you're a Swifty and you can kind of like look at it from different angles, you're also disappointed. But, you know, dieh hard fans are uh dieh hard fans. There's nothing that you can do to sway them. And I find that
it's like MAGA. It is. It's a cult. Um but I'm not that person. Yeah. I I always found it interesting that she chose to go for the NFL guy because the NFL itself is like a
right-wing super corrupt, super grotesque organization. It feels trady and a lot of people are saying as much. And so it's like at what point do you cut and run as like a liberal feminist, you know, your ideals, your morals, your ethics, like we're not aligning anymore. So when do you cut and run? And for me, it's now. It's the wedding. It's the billionaire status. It's the concentration camp guests. It's the, you know, the the gifts that you're giving away that are like hundreds of thousands of dollars. Meanwhile, the world is like falling apart. It's it's you no longer How much is a banana? $10.
You don't live the life we live. You're not even close to it. Uh and you rub it in our faces. So, I feel like for me, the time has come.
No more. Beyond rubbing it in your faces, you're you're providing that for her. Correct. The reason she is like that is because of all the people who bought her records and her concert tickets and whatever else.
Yeah, we did that. Y unfortunate. Well, welcome to No Longer Being a Swifty. And thank you for joining me today and congrats on all your libs of Tik Tok success.
Yeah, man. Today's going to be a doozy. I've already like I've been texting my uh bakery manager like, "Hey, can you bake like six, seven trays of cookies?" We're like [laughter] I've been looking online. I think we're already almost sold out. So, it's going to be hectic all week. Probably for two weeks. Like this [ __ ]
We'll have to deal with this for probably like almost a month. Yeah. That's good, though. No, it's I'm I am always appreciative of all of our fans, our our friends, the patrons. Um, we really have like found this group of like-minded people and they've got our [ __ ] back, you know, and I and I know that, you know, um, we donate to all of these causes in our area that like mean [ __ ] to us and we all kind of like circle around each other, make sure that we're all good.
Um, and that's a nice feeling, you know, cuz I live in a red state and in a very red suburb of that state.
Yeah. And so I just never gave a [ __ ] Like I always kind of I set out to use my voice from day one, come what may, and inadvertently found my community because you attract, you know, what you put out. Um, so I'm always grateful to all of these people, like hundreds of thousands of followers all around the world, which is crazy. Like Hive Bakery ships our merch literally to other countries. I think we're up to like 11 different countries now.
The [ __ ] That is wild. Like there's people just out there in Ireland like wearing our [ __ ] you know? And when we went to Ireland, I was getting DMs. Um, oh my god, you're in my town. Should we have lunch? [laughter]
Uh, you know, so like anytime Yeah. anytime that that just knowing that there's people like rooting for us literally worldwide. It's touching and it's amazing. Um yeah, I don't know. I'm just along for the ride. It's been great.
All right. Well, I love you. Thank you for doing this. Um we'll be back on Sunday and good luck with all of your
your various things. All right. Well, love you, too. All right. Bye. Bye.