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America is deeply divided there are only two sides to every issue and there is no interest in finding common ground not even with members of your own family but as the 2024 presidential election Looms on the horizon there has never been a more important time to have the necessary conversation make them while you can Dad said Dad said you better get some antibiotics and some happy medicine too welcome oh by the way I I have a rant oh okay wait one second uh welcome to a very special episode of the necessary conversation it's election night in America Tuesday November 5th we are watching I've got a TV on here a TV on here I'm talking to you guys on Zoom I'm watching all the numbers as they're coming in right now Donald Trump has a projected 120 electoral votes haris has 99 this is what AP is projecting CNN I believe has a slightly different projection with Trump at 154 I think they called Texas for him and uh K Harris has 27 of course both these candidates are on the road to 270 that will be our next president whoever can get those 270 electoral votes we are all watching this um Haley let's go to you first how has your election day been hello as predicted so yeah went there went check I have been uh in a state of pandemonium for the last I don't know month just running these [ __ ] cookies and uh I don't know I went in on my day off and I made like 500 of them and they sold out in one hour online like the night before so I've just been making those cookies all [ __ ] day long and people want more more more I have nothing left to give so uh we haven't really had time to think about the election until now uh getting home and I've just been eating nothing but sugar and trash because I'm like freaked out stressed out GNA vomit [ __ ] my pants all at once the political Strife that's going on right now by the way we're recording this at 6:05 PM there have been several states on the East Coast have closed polling right now at 6:00 there have been a bun more States down through the middle of the country that have closed polling so we're going to start getting numbers for some of those um Haley late stage capitalism is treating you well yeah fantastic now the big by the way you forgot my rant no we're going to get to urant I just want to say one more thing as of right now there have been no surprises no Battleground states have been called yet they're all too close to call and no states have flipped every state has gone as it's predicted and it looks like it's going to come down to like Pennsylvania Michigan these big swing States like it seems unlikely at least from everything I've been reading and hearing that comma Harris can win at all if she doesn't win Pennsylvania where she is now ahead um just to let you know she is they said it's close and guess what KLA Harris is ahead with 63% of the vote to Donald Trump's 36.1 she has 729 th000 his 417,000 with 17% reporting she is ahead BL blah blah blah blah blah blah we'll see who wins we see who wins it they can't call that state because they had voting and she's losing in Virginia which she is losing virgin State okay they had voting as of right now but it's very close hang on Mom hang on dad says she's losing in Virginia but she's losing by it's 49.9% in favor of trump to 48.4% to comma Harris oh there you go she's losing only by about 30,000 votes it only needs one and by the way now here's the rant for all these left leaning little liberals that listen to our podcast yeah they got on mom's ass last week I got I got one thing to say got on mom's ass about what just being mean to her so bottom line is this this is what I got to say to all those left leaning little 90% of the people that listen to us they still live with their mommy and their daddy all right okay so they got they got nothing of importance to say to anybody sense okay that makes they still live it they still live at [ __ ] home Dad I want to ask you something what did you think of Donald Trump sucking the microphone like a dick this is great oh god um as we are watching these reports come wor and Camala Harris okay laughing at everything okay so now Dad we had a question last week but you weren't on the podcast so I'm going to ask it of you now The Listener asked uh you have said multiple times that you would kill all Democrats does that include Haley and I oh that's you're not my neighborhood okay so only in your immediate neighborhood you for clearing that ducking you have to be ducking other maggot all right so you also have predicted there was going to be political violence today so far none no after the election it will be after the election say today I said after the ction if he loses there will be War all right um and you're still holding true to that prediction I stick with that okay do you guys think that this will be called tonight yes I do there will be enough in the bag that he'll have it in the bag by the time we go it kind of looks like it might I don't know I think it's it's looking to me like it's going to come down to Arizona I think she's going to win Pennsylvania she's going to win Michigan Shee now I don't think she'll win Pennsylvania she's PR large Marg voting the voting machines broke down today like for a couple hours and they made people stand in line a long time so they've given Pennsylvania two more hours to vote yeah but she's she's up now with 18% reporting she's up 61% to 37% in Pennsylvania I don't know destroying reporting you blow that out your ass but he's he's gonna flip uh Georgia right uh uh let's see the black men have went with him the black vote went with him in Georgia he is winning by a decent clip there 66% reporting he's up 52% to 46% 1.8 million 1.6 million and he's gonna win he's gonna win all but about five states why do you think he's gonna win Pennsylvania because he's going to I okay mine but he's behind by 30% with only 18% of the vote in the first votes that came that's nothing the first votes that came into that state were mailin too and they're from the big cities now how about this he's gonna win the rule 36% reporting coming from Kansas kamla Harris is leading 259,000 to 234 that's because is that surprising to you hold that's because the big cities there City in wit are and the rule the rule will smoke them before it's over okay Trump right now has 194 I don't need and Harris has 95 he's at 194 already she's at 95 194 as as being presented by who Newsmax uhhuh Electoral College votes he's got that many already well that's what they're predicting that's their and they're Pro to win Ohio um yeah I'm I'm seeing that as well he's he's 51% reporting and he's up 53.5% to 45.7% 1.6 to1 million to 1.3 that seems correct um say something before Dad gets crazy yeah do you realize we started this podcast two years ago yeah it was on 817 of 22 okay and do you know who the first episode was it was you and I haven't missed one yet so I think if we quit it it would be fitting that you and I do the last one if we quit it why would we quit it because people are mean I don't like mean people [ __ ] you guys sit here and talk about how you want to kill people on every episode of this podcast because they have differing political views from you yeah and and those [ __ ] you're gonna force me to do it no last week when Dad wasn't here to be on my side yeah and you guys Ram me into the rocks or whatever you I like your little titty baby lefties though they come on here and cry about Mary Lou being mean and nasty and they live at home with their mommy and daddy it's funnyer and [ __ ] you're making that up my a I guarantee you 90% of the people you were reading today to me live with their mom and dad okay guess what um what are you reading what are you talking about like YouTube comments I look at some of the comments I'm not gonna look at them anymore here's what I'm gonna say said mom's a stupid [ __ ] basically here's what I'm gonna say I get that day it doesn't bother you after a while they have their opinion it's no big deal ain't standing up for you I am no they have their opinion it's okay um I just won't read them anymore okay they live they live in the basement with their mom and dad mom and daddy okay now you're gonna get shipped for that for saying that here's what I wanted to say real quick yeah uh when we started this um you know two years ago um I had no idea I mean this is the night this is what we waited for this is it yeah and it's 92 episodes Chad we did 92 I wanted to start it about two years before the the election to try and ramp up and build an audience we have something of an audience it didn't really build to to any um you know we we we haven't missed an episode you and me yeah I can't say that for that one or that one oh I didn't the ones I've missed I've had a reason I have to do what was your reason last time on Sunday the last tired had to sleep dude dude I couldn't even stay awake dud dude I was up all [ __ ] night in t we had we had four tornadoes and kitty wouldn't sleep and I had to hold the damn dog all night long and I was all right dude I get it okay wait a minute I got a Shad and I don't and I don't sleep in my mommy and daddy's basement why did you want him to come back okay I got to shout out to my people that have been with me from day one some are patriots some are friends there's a few not very many Pam Jan Jules Janice Peggy Jimbo uh Caroline um I'll just say Miss Pennsylvania and clouds and then I have why are you giving shout outs you're acting like it's over like we can continue to do this for as long as you want get interesting after I don't know you don't want to do it anymore what I do people are more nice they're not nice I don't like people are always [ __ ] me just don't read it it it doesn't matter the the you you go on and you drop your post or your video or whatever and you [ __ ] walk away you say your peace and that's all it is yeah yeah for me the reason to do this podcast is that pathetic you know what [ __ ] you people they call me pathetic [ __ ] you keep my [ __ ] name out your mouth and I did get one new follower and I love her to Pieces um Mada we have a new a new listener and I love her to Pieces AP is now calling 177 electoral votes for Trump 99 for Harris oh she's coming up yeah so we'll see it's still these it's still these swing states that are um you know in the Lurch basically Pennsylvania is going to be kind of all important it looks like if she wins that she's still in this Ariz I think it's come which Trump's gonna win and nobody all of them nobody he's not gonna win all one except your dad we think he might win New York yeah I don't know about that K it's 17% reporting in kamla Harris is winning that state 1 million votes to 422,000 71.2% 2 it's all the it's all the inner city people maybe not yeah I don't think happen and I don't think get it yeah I don't think he's going to win California um no so that vote my vote by the way let me tell you today I voted today literally on Election Day it is my preference I like to go out there mix it up with the people from door to door from my front door to back to my front door took me 20 minutes to vote and you know why most of America this year was on it and they all voted early they voted early we'll see we'll see if that is true or not well pre-election the pre-election show is over in five minutes right what do you mean this show what show ours pre-election oh this conversation yeah yeah Mom said 20 minutes yeah 20 or 30 minutes it can be whatever I just wanted to talk about what kind of what you were talking about mom as we're watching these numbers comeing and everything you know the this podcast really did kind of build to this moment this culmination but I think the most interesting part of this podcast will be after the election regardless of who wins because what America is about to become is going to be I think drastically different than what it has been really up to this moment either way yeah better it'll be better well in in either way I think having a black woman president is a drastic change in terms of how this country is perceived by the rest of the world and how we perceive ourselves and having Donald Trump as a president for a second turn after everything that has happened with him um I think will also be a drastically different world and I think in either case it's interesting to continue this conversation and like I was going to say the reason that I wanted to start this podcast in the first place had nothing to do really with like leading into the the election I thought it was an interesting framework for us to hang a conversation on but I like us talking to each other every week I think if we don't have this podcast we don't do that all right I call Mom like almost every day I certainly talk to Mom at least once a week I'm saying as a a family a conversation as all four of us together talking about FaceTime will we do that for an hour every week absolutely not yeah and I'm not that's big blo hard talk and I'm not moving to Mexico if anything I'll move I don't know to the backyard or something but yeah to the backyard I don't know yeah all right well let me ask you guys this how are you feeling right now are you going to stay up all night watching this are you do you have anxieties do you have you feel calm happy I'm pretty [ __ ] positive we're gonna kick ass I feel pretty calm I have to ride my horse tomorrow I think I want to and so I'll go to bed early but I might set my alarm for about midnight because they might call it yet tonight either way I think they might too um I think they're going to call it tonight because it's got already over the bus are coming in fast and like there's no you know nobody's contradicting anything I agree and I think a lot of these states she's winning only think she's winning as Urban black cities there's Wisconsin Trump you talking about she's winning Kansas no she's not yes she is she is yes she is she won't be yes Bob she's gonna win Kansas no she won't oh my God he needs to leave yes she's winning Colorado yes well yeah I would expect that illino Iowa Michigan Pennsylvania New York has been called in her favor by AP yeah I don't like that we had hopes for that one for New York has New York ever been Republican in my lifetime I don't think so no but he's Donald Trump uhhuh uhuh all right well thank you for joining us I guess this will wrap up our our shortened conversation Haley any words there you seem to be not present she's made a lot of money this week and last on cookies I am really tired I don't think I have slept in about a month like more than two or three consecutive hours um oh and they said uh one of the comments that me and Chad were laughing at Haley when she said that she hadn't slept and she was not feeling well and we were like we all go through periods of being over I I don't feel uh I'm very tired and I'm sick get antibiotics and then get some Happy medicine while you're there because you might be crying tomorrow when you find out Trump won let me ask you this Haley are you gonna continue to make uh cookies and baked goods with politically motivated messaging after the election not and I mean I it's all [ __ ] that I feel compelled to do so yeah you know it all kind of started I think actually a long time ago when we opened six years ago we just ran Pride cookies yep and from just posting a [ __ ] cookie with a rainbow on it uh that was like my first taste of like oh [ __ ] I really live in a bigoted Community you know and then it all just kind of spurred from there so I tend to if somebody tells me I can't I'll do it twice so I just kind of recognize that like you can't [ __ ] treat me like that and get away with it so we just keep running it and then we find our audience and I don't know if I feel compelled to do so I will but Haley what was Chad asking you like after the election why are you turning away when you cough you ain't coughing on us make sure Dad's face is in the image there after no I'm ready to go wrap this up yeah watch TV oh yeah watch TV you you haven't stopped watching TV you're still watching TV even while you're doing this go ahead and tell them what TV you're talking about not this TV K States basketball okay wait a minute you can't even give us 20 minutes I know Jesus Christ exactly I just did okay no wait here's the question but let's say Trump does win are you gonna make those cookies I mean what cookies would you make after the election if he wins I'll tell you what which ones there are going to be a especially in this first year of a trump presidency massive Nationwide protests of basically any of the legislation he tries to pass that's discriminatory in any way and I think you can make you know whatever those issues will be that get protested um okay I don't know that it will be as kind of like uh as much of a huge thing as this election will be any of that stuff in terms of buy cookies 46 oh she just got projected to win Illinois here on CNN so that's another 19 Electoral College we don't like that Rhode Island gives her four so they're projecting those two out CNN has it projected so far 154 to Trump 53 to Harris I'm looking also at um Associated Press they have it projected 177 for Trump 99 to Harris at this point it is looking like New Mexico uh she has a lead with 10% reporting 51.8% to 46.4% she has 51,000 votes to his 45,000 roughly so that's shaping up I mean Kansas is that was a trump state right no no it's been Democratic I think did Biden win it last year or in 2020 might have Alexa let me see did Biden win the state of Kansas in the last election no Trump won when they had local elections I think for like abortion and Reproductive Rights and all that [ __ ] they uh Trum it Trump will win it again they leaned completely liberal yeah she's winning it now and uh they have 40% of the vote is in and she's got a pretty healthy lead 20,000 votes roughly that's kind of interesting Biden lost it Trump did win that in 2020 he won Kansas we'll see how many votes have been tabulated 40% yeah okay so there's 2.4 milon 40% 800,000 that still 1.4 million votes to be counted no there's probably like 500,000 more to be counted you know what I shouldn't even say this no I'm not gonna say it say it say it what were you gonna say every time like we do a podcast then an assassination attempt you think we're responsible for somehow coding the assassination the prophecy you know what no one has thought of this Dad did was it yesterday goes if she would win she better go hide in the basement somewhere because they would be on after her kill her and Biden uh Johnson's the president okay what thanks for your I don't know all right well uh let's end on that note I suppose thank you everybody for joining us uh I hope everybody is enjoying as much as they can tonight's coverage of the United States presidential election um please stay safe please stay what what' you say Christmas trees up screw it nice all right screw it um before we go no matter everybody I'm going back to the game all right no matter what the outcome of the selection is Dad I love you Mom I love you Haley I love you Mom I love you dad I love you Chad I love you Haley Haley you're a blo hard you ain't leaving the country oh God I can't believe you said no matter what the outcome of this election is why yeah that's weird why would you say that because that's the whole premise of the show is that despite our political uh ideologies being completely divided we still love each other as a family that's the thesis of our program to me if Trump wins yeah we have to do the show next weekend or this coming Sunday the post election Trump p I said here Chad just for fun put it on no I don't understand how me not wearing Trump stuff or Haley not making Trump cookies equates to us not wanting to talk to you again I don't know I was gonna make Dad where the red tennis shoes he wouldn't put him on oh Michigan Chad I love you she's crushing in Michigan Hay I love you get better Bob I love you all right well we will see you on Sunday right you guys want to do a show Sunday yes post election that's when we will probably I would assume by then have the actual results of this election we'll know who our next president's going to be and we'll have a conversation all about it if you have any questions for us please send them in a one minute or shorter audio or video format to the necessary conversation pod gmail.com uh especially if you have questions about the election or anything happening tonight send those to me and I will check them out thank you for joining us we'll see you Sunday