Sunday Night Live! 2-1-26

Hello. Hello. >> Hi. >> Hi. Hello. Hello. Um Oh, here we go. We've already got some comments and questions coming in. This one is from um uh Oh [ __ ] This one is from Skignorf. Hey Chad, big fan of the pod. I do video editing and streaming as a hobby. And my nerd self is making me curious about what software you use for the pod/editing. Um nothing complex. I use Streamyard for this, for what we're doing right now. That's also how I record the conversations that we have. And then I edit them all in Cap Cut. That's literally it. The lowest grade consumer level [ __ ] you can possibly imagine, but I like it because it's fast. Um although I have taught myself Da Vinci Resolve and Adobe Premiere. I despise both of them. Um this is from Mandy Marian May. Haley, I purchased a FI shirt. Thank you for supporting those who need it. Love the pod. Got my husband watching it now. He just laughs at Bob. >> I'm glad he can laugh [laughter] at Bob. It's getting harder for me to do that. [snorts] >> Yeah, >> Mr. Positive. I'm sorry. Not sorry, but Mary Lou, I'm sorry. Not sorry, Maryl, but you never in your lifetime believe that Donald Pedo Trump is a pedto. It's quite disgusting that you support someone like that. I I mean, every week I'm like, "This has got to be the week." And it just never is. I don't know what it would take for her to like I think even if she saw a video of Trump doing this [ __ ] she'd be like, "That's AI." Well, I didn't see that video. >> Yeah. I don't know. I I think it takes someone else to She'd have to see it on like Newsmax or something. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think that that would be like a big thing for them if their kind of news source of choice would turn on Trump. I think that would would maybe get them. >> Mhm. >> Doo123. So hard to hear the legals say they don't respect you today. They put Trump ahead of their own children and that's upsetting. You both are brilliant. Thank you very much. Doo Jay Greer Chad. In one episode, my partner and I thought Bob was screaming in the background calling you a chicken [ __ ] That's possible. Now the both of us just yell it randomly at each other. So thanks Bob can't swear in chat. Interesting. That is totally possible. I don't remember that happening but I I believe you. >> I believe you. >> Lori 2021. Please show Mary Lou the unbiased politics podcast. Episodes available on YouTube and on her website. Challenge her to give up Newsmax for two weeks and just watch unbiased. Never going to happen. >> No. >> We've done that. We've talked about stuff like that on this show, trying to be like, "Switch up your news sources." >> It just will never happen. The closest she comes to that is when we do those midweek episodes and I'm showing her clips and stuff. >> Um, which I think this Wednesday I might try to do one where I literally show her the files that talk about what Trump did. >> Yeah, you should. She hasn't even She hasn't even read them. >> I know. I know. Ross Maine says, "Chad, you often discuss ideas like astral projection or reality being unreal. Do you see any tension between your views and your resistance toward ice? If none of this is real, why does resistance matter?" I mean, none of like physical time space is not real. I believe the underpinnings of reality are all human consciousness. That doesn't mean that our experiences, what we feel, think, go through aren't, you know, real in quotes. I just don't think they are. Um, how do I even explain this? When you die, in quotes, I don't really believe death is real either. I think you do kind of migrate to some other form of existence where everything that has happened in this physical life is kind of like a lesson learned or like a video game you played and then you get to do it again. And it it may trivialize to some degree all of the things that we take seriously in this human experience, but while we're here, the [ __ ] is not trivial clearly. And we are locked into whatever this human experience is. So even intellectually as I may think that none of it's real. It's like it feels [ __ ] real, you know? >> It feels real. I want to come back as my [ __ ] cat. Okay? I want to be like my animals. >> Me and Laura talk about that all the time. [laughter] how good it would be to beat Scotty. >> God. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Alan Herrickson, celebs are wearing ice out pins at the Grammys like Billy Isish and Justin Bieber. How do you feel about those who are silent with huge platforms? >> Taylor Swift. >> [ __ ] Yeah, it's [ __ ] >> Yeah. Like at this point, I mean, you have the biggest platform in the whole [ __ ] world and you're saying nothing. That's >> I I have a very special guest. This is him. This is the scobblelet. Oh my god, he's a big boy. God, >> how Wait, how much does he weigh? >> About 35 pounds. [laughter] I think he's 15 last time we took him to the vet. Look at that boy. Look at that beautiful boy. He don't know what he's doing. He's like, "Am I on camera? What's going on? Why are you doing this to me? Please put me down." Oh my god. He's such a beautiful boy. He hates this though. Be gone, Scubblelett. Um, okay. Omni RA opinions on Bill Bragg and Bruce Springsteen songs that came out this week. Chad, I love you. Haley, I love you [laughter] and your rage. I don't know any of these songs. Do you know these? >> Yeah, I heard Bruce Springsteen singing one about Minnesota. Like, it's not a good song, but like I like the sentiment. Like, it's great. >> Yeah. >> I don't know anything about Bill Bragg. >> Minnesota [ __ ] you. Minnesota. No, I don't know. It's not It's like It's not good. But, you know, >> is any [ __ ] music good anymore? >> I was just like I don't [gasps and sighs] I'm waiting for I love Noah Khan. Noah Khan is releasing a new album in April. I'm looking forward to that. Harry Styles is releasing a new album, but I heard the single and I'm like >> I just remember like when we were younger >> waiting for the drop of like Michael Jackson's new album. Yeah, I know. I know. >> Like to me kind and and this may [ __ ] make me sound old and dumb. There are a few musical artists contemporarily like Kendrick Lamar and [ __ ] who I think are making like important music. >> He just won a Grammy. >> Oh, did he really? For what? >> Best rap album. >> Fantastic. But like there's not anything like Nirvana now. Nothing close. >> And that was like the last thing that was kind of like that. Even Taylor Swift in her immense fame, her songs are largely meaningless in terms of cultural commentary. You know, they're just kind of like pop songs about love and heartbreak. And that's all fine, >> but it's not like I don't know. I It just feels different to me. Less important. I could be wrong. >> Yeah. Cecilia Zenchin, it is really disgusting to me that Maxipad demands respect from Chad and Haley. Who's Maxipad? >> Mom. >> Oh, >> but um she's okay with Bob literally insulting and diminishing them. What is wrong with you? [laughter] I think that every time she plays that, why are you yelling at me? It's like that [ __ ] dude wishes us dead in every episode. >> It is the family dynamic. We cannot break free from, you know, this idea that we are 10-year-old kids. They'll never see us as adults. They'll never Nothing we say is taken seriously. >> Yeah. >> And why is that? >> I don't know. Like when Hassan [ __ ] had us on his [ __ ] show, >> they were listening to him and like maybe you have a fair point because it's not us, >> right? I wonder if there's something like it's an inability to give up that era of their lives or something because that's when they were like that's when they felt like they were the world was crystallized. >> It's more than that. It's more than that because I as a parent like I have to see my children as you know for who they are. >> And so I think like to combat and like kind of break that cycle that mom and dad put upon me like you're an eternal child. what you say doesn't matter. You know what I mean? >> Um like I've had to be cognizant of the fact that like oh my kid is >> 21 years old >> and and what he's telling me. Oh god. >> But like you have to perceive your children as adults at some point in time and they've never seen us as adults. >> You're making me understand how they feel. [laughter] >> No, I agree. They never have. It's a problem. Yeah, >> Lenny the manina. I I don't know if I'm saying that right. Every night right after my husband falls asleep, I whisper it to him that I love bread and butter. Now for dinner, he asks if I want bread and butter. Maybe do the same with your rents about hating Trump. If we if only we lived with him. >> Good. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> We'll hire somebody to go do it. Pickle power. Re Trump poop. Even a great president could have incontinence. So, it's not worth mocking and and risk sounding subjective rather than objective. Imagine if the next great president poops in the Oval Oval Office. I don't give a [ __ ] that he shits his pants. It's about the covering up of it. It's about the the presentation of him as this all knowing, all powerful, perfect president when the truth is he's [ __ ] his pants. Like, I I don't I agree with you. [ __ ] your pants at its face doesn't mean that you're like bad at any job other than one that would require you not to [ __ ] your pants often. But president isn't that. You can [ __ ] your pants and be a good president. 100% agree. It's about the lie that he's not [ __ ] his pants when he's clearly [ __ ] his pants. >> Glowing and grounded. >> Are you familiar with Dr. Hassan, expert on cult mind control? I have seen that guy on Instagram. Yeah, he'd be an excellent guest. Highly recommend his book, The Cult of Trump. He advocates for being a soft place to land if they wake up. That's what we try to do conversation, [laughter] but it's getting that soft place is getting harder and harder. You know, >> somebody brought two of his books to me at the bakery as a gift and was like, "Here, these might help you." >> I'm working on trying to weave in some other people that are on um social media and stuff who do this kind of [ __ ] into our show. I think uh going on Assan [ __ ] show kind of um has maybe opened those doors to some degree. I'll I'll do my best. I'm putting in the time. I'm putting in the work to try and book us some other people. Jacques Longwood, I love that Mary Lou says movie theater. Shout out Chip the Ripper. All right, [laughter] Mr. Bottlecat. Thank you. The one from none. Need to get some merch. The call me kids. We're We're trying. It's just a matter of time and how much we can do. Um, FL Mini, please show some videos to Mary Lou. How Ice is just abandoning pets with no one to care for them. She claims to be an animal lover. Somebody sent me a good video of that. I may play that for her Wednesday, too. Although, I might try to like, you kind of have to pick and choose your battles in this whole [ __ ] thing where it's like, am I going to show her clips about the animals getting left behind or Ice beating the [ __ ] out of somebody or Donald Trump in the um Epstein files? You you really can only like go one way. Um, grade A Moses Blob admitted January 6 was an insurrection. Run the tape. Did he today he said that? >> I don't know. >> Probably just the slip of the lip. >> Yeah. >> Spade of Ace. I don't understand what other proof Maryl needs in order to believe Trump is a disgusting person. She refuses to even acknowledge the files. >> Agreed. >> Are you our third sibling that we've our long lost sibling? We feel the exact same way. >> Lee 1213. I knew they'd defend the alleged pedto's disgrace. I I at this point I'm like I I guess I still think there's a line and I am slightly surprised every time mom doesn't see it. >> I [sighs and gasps] She didn't even read the [ __ ] files that had come out. >> I know. >> Other than like Bill Gates. >> Yes. That's cuz they watch Newsmax. >> I just I don't know. I don't know what it's going to I'm getting frustrated every time we talk to them now. It's just like I know what they're going to say and it's ridiculous. >> Here's the good and the bad of it. I think >> the good and the bad in one stroke is Donald Trump is going to die very soon. I'm very convinced of this. So, unfortunately, he is going to run out the clock on ever seeing any repercussion for any of this. >> But the good part of that is it's going to be over for mom and dad. That has to lift the veil. >> I I hope I guess >> you think they're gonna go this hard for [ __ ] JD Vance. No way. >> No, but I mean he'll still >> they'll still hate whoever the Democrat is and they'll still think there's Somali fraud and all this [ __ ] but they're not going to be so far up JD Vance's ass that he can commit horrific crimes against children. >> That's true. That's true. >> I just, you know, I don't know. Um, Amy Allen, can you show Mary Lou some Heather Cox Richard clips? Do you know what that is? [clears throat] >> I'm unaware of this. >> She must be like one of the victims. >> Oh, probably >> one of the survivors. >> Forest Mayor Bob and Mary Lou might understand better if they would stop talking over everyone and just listen. Jesus, my dad. >> Holy [ __ ] >> What's wrong with him? >> I don't know. >> It's like it's worse and worse every episode. >> Yeah. Is it dementia? I >> I don't know. >> I don't know. I think he's just [ __ ] [ __ ] I think he's just an [ __ ] >> What? >> Whatever the case, like he's a voter. You know what I mean? Like like whatever's going on in his [ __ ] brain, that man's going to cast a [ __ ] ballot. >> A voter. A driver on the road. He doesn't drive, does he? >> Yes, he [ __ ] does >> by himself. Mom's in the passenger seat of that car. That's life in own hands, right? I'm never writing with that [ __ ] >> Me either. I Uhuh. >> Desiree >> by note. >> Ebote. >> Desiree by note. >> Oh, Desiree by note. >> What the Desire by note? Jesus Christ. [laughter] >> I thought it was Desiree with one E and then E B Y N O T E. No, >> I don't know what it is. But thank you very much. Love you guys. Would maybe have Hassad back. Hassan, I think. >> Hassan. I mean, of anytime. Yeah. >> Britney Morgan 5627. Haley, will Hive ever start shipping? I need to try. >> Um, so we do ship. We have like popup dates where we ship. I just don't have enough. My bakery is very small and there's only like eight of us. Um, so I'm trying to figure out like another space to rent out and try to just hire a second crew to do nothing but shipping. Um, >> yeah, I need to expand. So, I'm looking into that, but you're gonna have to give me some time. >> Speaking of expanding, we are 15 minutes into this and we have already reached our capacity for questions. Please, thank you for everybody who's donating money in these super chats to send us questions. Please stop doing that now. Um, we we have to get through the rest of these and we already have the queue is full. So, please no more super chats. Thank you. Um, this is lore keeper red. Thank you both for what you do. My own MAGA parents cut contact with me and my sister saying that us trying to have POVs that counter Newsmax is elder abuse. Jesus hugs you both. That is [ __ ] brutal. >> Yeah. >> God almighty. Yeah. Sorry about that. Hey, look. I I I know this sounds [ __ ] crazy. >> Or maybe it doesn't because we've been doing this show for so [ __ ] long. Clearly, it's what I believe. I think they're gonna come back. They're gonna have to Trump is about to die. Then what? >> But I think for a lot of people, the damage is done. >> Yeah. >> Like there is no coming back for a lot of people, you know? >> Yeah. I >> like I'm I'm this [ __ ] close, you know? And it's like there are definitely people who >> once you're gone, like it's over. It's done cuz you you see your your parents as those people like you supported this [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> I don't want to be around that ever. So there ain't no coming back. [snorts] >> Bamarola, fire Bob from the pod and make Mary Lou preparing more. >> Prepare more. >> Oh. Uh, I mean, for all of us, this podcast is is a, you know, it takes up the amount of time it takes up. For me, I guess it takes the most time per week. I'm putting the most work into it. But I think for our parents and probably for you too, Haley, like beyond this live and the couple episodes we do a week, I don't know that they can put any more time or effort into it. >> Angela Devilla, um, Dilla, how productive is it to keep Bob on the show? He doesn't add much anymore. It just takes time away from the combo to break his rambling. I I don't know. I' I've watched some old episodes recently just to look for like um predictions and stuff, you know, and what has come true. He was so much more coherent when we first started doing this. >> And I don't know what the deal is. I know over the course of it, he's had the two hip surgeries and had some falls and [ __ ] His health is like started to decline. I don't know. But uh I agree his rambling is bad and we need to figure out a way to to bring him back to some kind of sanity. at least the ability to like put a sentence together. Abby can cook. Hi, Chad. I'm also a cancer survivor. Cheers to surviving. Oh, and then you say, "Cheers for beating it and being on the right side of history." Indeed. [ __ ] DJT. [ __ ] Nazis, and [ __ ] cancer. Agree on all fronts. Thank you. BS Smith says, "Mary Lou needs to learn epistemology, media literacy, thought terminating cliche. Y'all frustrated because boomers don't think for themselves." They're not going to learn anything. We tried to start a book club on the show with 1984. They said they don't read. I You know what though? There are videos of all this [ __ ] Maybe I could send her some YouTube clips and she'd watch one. Maybe that's what we do instead of a book club. It's like a YouTube club. >> Well, why don't we could still do the book club. Why don't we just get mom audio? She just listen to it while she's like riding horses and [ __ ] >> And what does dad do? Just sit there and [ __ ] CHINA CHINA WHILE WE'RE talking about it? Maybe she could put it on for both of them. That's the ambiance in the house. >> Jesus. While he's blasting Newsmax, we've got George Orwell talking about [laughter] the government wiping your brain. He would That would be so surreal. He wouldn't understand it. Danielle X4G Maryl says she's a visual learner. Why do you never show her videos or documents? We do. Even if they deny it, it's still worth playing. They don't see what we do. I show her videos every Wednesday of a lot of different stuff. Uh, tune in to those midweek episodes and I try to do just that. Once again, those super chats continue to climb. Please, we appreciate it, but please halt your super chats. We're already beyond capacity for the amount of questions we can answer in this time. Sarah Davies PGH MAGA won't acknowledge the files are real because then they'd have to admit that they don't really care and voted for him anyways. Thoughts? I don't quite agree with this. I think MAGA can say we didn't know about this. I think there are some MAGA that are getting turned by this for sure. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> There's some news about that. >> Yeah, I've seen videos and stuff. >> Yeah. >> Bunkerton's up next. Hello from Canada. >> That was my [clears throat] Canadian accent. Can you please ask Marylu and Bob? >> Is it also Are they also Irish Canadian? how they felt when Haley said she disappointed him in today's episode. Also, Haley, you are gorgeous. You too, [laughter] Chad. You too, Chad. It says so. >> Yeah. Well, >> not just you, [ __ ] >> That was also beautiful. >> Irish Canadian. >> That exists. Um, >> how they felt when Haley said she was disappointed them today. I mean, we can ask them. They don't care. That doesn't hit them. >> It did. >> No, we did not. >> Did you see mom's face? Yeah, but like >> mom does that victim thing. I don't think it was real. And dad was wearing that [ __ ] cowboy hat. That's like his imperous little helmet. That's like his magneto helmet. >> God damn it. >> Um Huskerling Maryl would need to be in the room while he does the thing to a child to believe it. That's 100% possible. Ricky watch 1300. Chad, did you write mom confession for SNL? If not, I think your family inspired the skit. >> I don't even know what that is. I don't know. >> I have stopped watching Saturday Night Live many years. >> Long time. >> I watched some sketches. A good friend of mine's a director on it >> and I watched the stuff that he does, but I didn't see that one. Um, the one from none. Also, September 2020 was Trump. Oh, was it really? And it's weird to use online movie reviews as a resource, but nothing else. Credible sources. Wait a minute. So, the the the tax return leak was during him, was it? >> I don't I don't know. I don't know. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. Because the election was November 2020 >> and Biden became president January 2021. So, we [ __ ] that up. God damn it. I I don't know. I need to do a better job at like factchecking and [ __ ] Um, Kira S4, Bob's comment about Chad using Google had me dead. I know. He He's so [ __ ] like, "Oh yeah, use your Google." Huh? Huh? >> That's like use your telephone to make a call. Go ahead. >> Masmo one. Chad, would you ever consider having a neutral third party brief Marylu and Bob on topics before the show as part of the producer role? 100%. Sure. I mean, yes. [gasps] >> You want to do it. [laughter] >> Shelby Andrews, 16 women so far have come forward about Donald Trump. How many more before you believe them, Marylu? Also, I would not be surprised if no woman would trust her coming forward about their own abuse. >> Yeah, this that this is shocking. You know, I always thought like certainly mom was, you know, not a [ __ ] misogynist. I didn't know that she had internalized misogyny, I guess. I mean, dad's like outward with it, but I didn't. I thought mom would, you know, in the very least like surely you'll believe these women. I think it comes down to, they've both said this, they don't care about [ __ ] like this or believe it unless it happens to them or somebody immediately in their friend group or family or whatever, you know, >> right? >> But like the crazy thing to me is she thinks these like dad today said he thought all these victims were making this up to get famous and get rich. That is like what? That's not what's happening though. You're seeing right. >> Right. And they came forward with all of this like decades ago. >> Exactly. It's a long >> makes no sense. Like his brain can't >> nothing makes sense to him. He just regurgitates what he sees on Newsmax. I think that's literally all he does. >> I agree. >> There is no thought. >> I agree. Uh Jane Janie Doll, thank you. Um, disastr, could you sit down with Mary Lou and go through the FBI data on how much crime is committed by US citizens versus immigrants and innocents sent to El Salvador? We talked about we've talked about that exact thing on multiple episodes and it just [ __ ] right over the head. >> They don't care. >> Stephanie Royer, does Mary Lou know that she wouldn't have any rights like voting if it weren't for protesters? >> She doesn't. Guaranteed she doesn't know anything about anything about women's suffragette. Like she has no idea. Yeah. >> About history. >> Totally agree. Oh [ __ ] I didn't turn on comments. Do you guys want I'm going to turn on these comments. There we go. Now people's comments I think show up there. >> I don't think mom I really don't think she knows anything about the history of like any kind of the civil rights movements [laughter] or like any of that. I don't think she knows. >> Oh, 100% not. 100% not. >> I don't think she knows. >> Um, this is from Chelsea 1809. Hey Chad, today's episode was hard as [ __ ] Is that what that means? ASF. >> Mhm. >> Have a to me. Ah, maybe later. Haley, I love your advocacy. You're amazing. Is Spirited Away your favorite Studio Giblly movie? I see the No Face tattoo. It's mine, too. Is it really? >> Yeah, I love that one. That's definitely my favorite. >> Yeah, it's nostalgic for me. I It was probably the first the first Miyazaki film I ever saw. >> Okay. >> Um, so yeah. Uh, Princess Monoke. [clears throat] Also, I've also seen them all, but Spirited Away for me as >> What did you think of Boy and the Heron? [laughter] >> I was [ __ ] asleep. >> Yeah. >> For most of that movie. That [ __ ] was boring as hell. >> Voice work was good. Robert Pats. Yeah. >> Um, yeah. I don't know. Spirited Away is my favorite. Yeah. Love it. Love it. >> Um, once again, I must ask, please no more super chats. Thank you, but please no more. Spearhead Global says, I What is it? I know. I know you guys think Marylu is salvageable, but you doubt it. She is too old for that. It's like trying to learn a new language at the age of 70. I'll pray for her. Everybody's salvageable. >> Yeah, everybody can learn. They learned to be like this. They can learn to be another way, too. >> Maggie [snorts] Jellus 2791 says, "Besides obligatory love levels, this is Bachelor. Uh, what other Bachelor game mechanics you see you parents utilizing while recording?" Tear play. Mom does tear play from time to time for sure. >> Victimization edit for sure. We've all played PTC's on our show to some degree. PTC, >> personal tragedy card. >> Ah, >> I roll with cancer. Dad's had some [ __ ] hip replacements. We use a bunch. >> Yeah. >> Praise be. And then # praiseb dark Dark Lord Palmer. Praise be Dark Lord Palmer. Danielle X4G says, "Haley, please continue to push MI on the Trump files." >> Marylu. >> Oh, Mary Lou. Yeah, we are. I'm telling you, Wednesday, I'm going to show her those ones and make her read the words. I'm going to make her say them. Um, Kurts says, "Aloha from Hawaii. Aloha." That's also a part of Bachelor Nation. Aloha. My parents are Native Hawaiian and Asian yet mega maga. It's a >> man. Yeah, that's tough. >> Brutal. At least um You get to live in Hawaii. >> That's true. [ __ ] Hawaii. Have you been to Hawaii? >> Me? >> Yeah. >> Who? Me? >> Who? Me? >> Yeah. >> Where? What part? >> [ __ ] Aahu. I only been to Maui and we we love >> We went to Maui once too. I've been a couple of times in my life. >> Mark and Howler, I think your dad knows Trump is cooked. Based off his reaction today, he crashed out immediately when provided with verifiable information. [laughter] I doubt he will engage at all in the future. Pure denial. I agree. >> That's just that's just him. He just crashes out. >> Yeah. And it's just he's wearing that. China, SOMALIA, CHINA, Somalia communist. Yeah, >> he's just like a [ __ ] weird Chuck-e-Cheese robot misfiring at this point. >> Mhm. >> Um, Bam Bambble and Grab. Bambble and Grae. >> Grab. >> Bambble. Bambi. Bambi. Land grab. Maybe. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> 64D. I don't know. That one's really got me spun up. I don't know. I'm a fight I'm a flight attendant and I had a deport on my flights in my custody and I had to hand him over to ice upon. Oh my god, devastating. What can I do in the future to help? >> I apologize to him. >> I What can you do? Like I I think there are a lot of people in situations just like this where it's like because of your job or the circumstance or or whatever, you're almost forced to be like complicit in [ __ ] just like this. And it's like I don't know cuz what do you you probably can't even video it, right? Or you're going to lose your job. Um I don't >> Yeah, I don't [ __ ] I have no suggestion. I've never I will never be in that scenario because I own I own my business. So, you know, I don't know what that's like. I can't imagine. I don't know what I would do. >> I'll never be in that scenario because I don't leave this room. >> Okay. >> But yeah, that's rough. Sorry you had to go through that. Um, I hope it doesn't happen again. I I don't know. That's a very hard situation to be in. I can't imagine how tough that was. >> Yeah, I don't know. That's [ __ ] >> the pleb. MTG colors favorite to least favorite thoughts on universes beyond. Oh man, why' you do this? So, >> by the way, the pleb, I I may be starting a Magic the Gathering channel on YouTube with a friend of mine where we talk about all of this very soon. >> Um, Roman is now into Magic the Gathering. So maybe So maybe Yeah, >> I have a pupil. >> Yeah. And D and D. So maybe text, maybe [laughter] text him. >> Does he know that I almost have a full [ __ ] beta set? Tell him that. See what he does. >> I have told when he told me I was like, "So you know your uncle Chad is like die hard magic." So I'm You should probably just text him. >> My favorite colors forever and ever. Black and blue. Thoughts on Universes Beyond? A big thumbs down. Other than [ __ ] that is appropriate to Magic, like Lord of the Rings. I'll give you Final Fantasy because it was a [ __ ] banger set. Um, any like fantasy type [ __ ] I think can work. I would love to see a Zelda set. Oh my god. Uh, I'm excited about The Hobbit, but like Marvel superheroes. Come on, dude. Come on, man. Um, C Daener, yes. Make her read the allegations. like read them out loud. That's what I plan to do. >> Matt Reed, the IRS leak was under Trump. He was president in 2020. That's what we heard earlier. I'm sorry that I [ __ ] up on that today. I Sometimes there's just so much [ __ ] flying at me from them. I'm just like, fine. Whatever they're saying is probably right. I can't Google it all because I'm trying to run the show and do all this other [ __ ] too. Um Amy Allen, I think Mary Lou is conveniently not reading the files. Uhhuh. >> Uhhuh. Kathleen Ice 650 or maybe I think that's it. Kathleen Ice 650. It's time to sit Maryl down and go through the files. We're going to do it Wednesday. Jay Dog World Tour this Wednesday. Watch Don Lemon's church protest coverage with Mary Lou and have her explain in detail how he was agitating. >> That's fair. >> I I would like to do that, but I think we're going to do the Epstein files instead. Emily trademark one. I will knit you both a melt the ice hat for when your dad dons his gifts from his favorite comedy podcast. I love you both from Dallas, Texas. I still can't believe that Hassan [ __ ] sent him that [ __ ] hat >> like in what? Imagine this. When back when we started this [ __ ] show three years ago, >> if I would have been like eventually Hassan [ __ ] is going to send dad a giant foam MAGA hat, cowboy hat and he's gonna wear it in our podcast. And the wildest part is like I don't think they quite grasp like >> Hassan [ __ ] >> They just think he's some dude, you know, like they don't get it. >> I know. Um, thank you by the way everybody for all these super chats, but please stop sending them. We are beyond capacity. Cityame sports team says your dad looks like an older Rich Evans from Redletter Media. I'm not sure who that is. Also, have you seen the Invincible season 4 trailer? Leave no one alive. No. What's Invincible? Oh, Invincible the cartoon. I have not purposely I love that [ __ ] cartoon and I try to stay dark on it. I try to go in clean not knowing anything about it. Of course day Melone 69. Hassan also goes by Hank Pcker when he rocks the Magum. >> That's good. That's [laughter] probably easier for them to [snorts] um Eli R. Steves is that maybe it hold an entire show breaking down the recent documents with Mary Lou. I'm going to also do not hold back on expressing your anger and sadness. It's okay to cry. Love y'all. Thank you. >> Yeah, >> Gabe uh Montilongo. It's so hard to take Marylu on her word [clears throat] after saying she would stop supporting Trump if he was in the files. And now it's like that never happened. It's hard to see them deny it with their own eyes. >> Yes. Every [ __ ] day. >> And it's like the [ __ ] that is coming out for them to have to deny. Like the videos of Alex Prey just getting [ __ ] murdered and how they have to spin that. Well, there was video of him kicking that car and spinning from a week prior. >> Yeah. >> Okay. And >> And Yeah. But they they fall prey to that thing of like the the smear campaign that comes out about any of these people who are like murdered or wrongly detained or whatever. >> Yeah. They justify that little boy in Texas getting sent to a concentration camp. >> He's out now. Did you see? >> They did. Yes, he got out. >> That was a topic that I was going to talk about today, but we didn't have time. >> Yeah. >> Hmm girl 101. Hey Libs, you remind me of my bro and I with our parents. Definitely not as bad as Bob Marylu. Did you guys expect Mary Lou to backpedal about Trump and Epstein so excited to stop at Hive in August? Love from Minnesota. >> I did expect it. >> I don't. >> The Alex Prey thing to me was like any they will never go against Trump >> because you can see it. Yeah. Unless something happens to them, and it might, you know, I do think like it it feels very much like we are headed for in this country a dramatic financial collapse because of what Trump is doing. >> Um, you know, if they get hit there, they might wake up a little bit. Dabhound Masterson says, "Sorry about my comment the other day. It was off base. I understand that they are your parents and they will always be salvageable, but I mean after today, how I don't remember what the comment was. Dab Han Masterson, my apologies. Um, but yeah, we have to just keep going. Look, what's the option? Like, we can sit here and say they're never going to be salvaged and then what? Okay, well, let's wait for him to die and never talk to him again. I just am not down to do that, I guess. You know, uh, I will keep trying to get through to them until they die or I die. Benjamin Dover, comrade Kamla lies. Hm. >> All right. Uh, Lucero family 8. Do you think mom doesn't look things up because she'll have to face reality if she does? Like, if she doesn't see it, it doesn't exist. >> Yes, >> that's part of it. But I also think it's if it doesn't come into her realm of media, >> then she's not going to seek it out. >> So, if it's not on Newsmax and it's not in her Instagram algorithm, >> she's not googling is Trump in the Epstein files, >> right? Um, vanilla gorilla. Shouldn't you be forced to be equal and opposite in your rhetoric to the hateful stuff your parents say and not let them off so easily? The whole with great power comes great responsibility thing. I just don't think that works. I don't think us being equal and and opposite to them and how especially with our dad how mean he is and stuff to us. I don't You saw a little bit of it today. They put this thing on. They threatened to [ __ ] quit the show like three times. >> Yeah. I I'm okay with getting mean sometimes. I don't care if it does anything. It makes me feel better. Listen, I It gets [ __ ] old. Like, >> for sure. >> I can only sit here and listen to their garbage for so long before I [ __ ] erupt. And I'm going to >> I understand. >> Like, I am that wild person. I am the person who's like, you know, getting my taser out and my mace when ice is in my yard. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm the wild person. I will do that. And so yeah, I get pissed and I yell. >> Yeah, I I get it. More power to you. Kale B Kaleb D Roers. Kale B De Roers. Um, love the show, but how come Did I put that up there? Yeah, there we go. Love the show, but how come you never answer questions towards you from fans? >> Are there fan questions about me and you? Is that what they're asking? >> I'm not quite sure. I mean, that's literally what we're doing right now. I'm not exactly sure what this is asking. My apologies. Um, Bambill and Grae >> back again. >> Oh, are you into astrology? >> It's Bambi land grab. >> Sorry. Bambi land grab. [laughter] Are you into astrology? What are all of you signs? I'm not into it. >> I'm not, but I know what I am. >> What are you? >> I'm an Aries. >> I'm a Gemini. I think >> dad I think is a cancer. What's mom? >> Mom I think is an Aquarius. >> I think that's right. >> Aquarius. >> Rich. Too bad. Boycott Tesla. Don't support pedophile Elon. Agree. >> Agree. >> There's a lot out here in LA. You see a lot of bumper stickers that are like I bought my Tesla before we knew >> that kind of [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Um Kathine, nice. Can we please get Hassan back to mediate? Yes. Set it up. TJ Gamer. Hey Chad and Haley had to listen to the podcast on an edible. My god, the party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes. And here's George Orwell. I know. That's why I wanted 1984 to be our first book club book, >> but they'd never make they'd never make the connection. They're >> That's what I was trying to get to today with like who's your favorite character in Star Wars to be like, you get Darth Vader is Trump, right? >> And mom mom mom got it. She made the link. >> But she was like, [ __ ] you. You can't say that. She doesn't see it like that. I like Princess Leia. Well, Donald Trump tried to [ __ ] kill Princess Leia. Yeah, >> just to let you know. >> Two ices, one palm. It's hard to watch Americans treat politics like a sport. People are die hard regardless of right or wrong. PS, oh my god, Lisa Rena. I know that's a traders reference. >> Lisa Rena got, >> spoiler alert, she got kicked off Traders last week. >> Um, Rosie Devil Haley, are you no longer a Swifty? Ah, >> I don't know. I'll be real. I don't know. It's like uh we're living in real [ __ ] weird times and I had like a mad love for the craft, the songs, the art. Um I love that like a woman is in power but ultimately we got a billionaire who's not saying [ __ ] >> She has a lot of power with her voice, with her plat saying nothing. >> Yeah. >> What a [ __ ] let down. What a let down. So am I expecting I don't know. I don't know. It It's It's I don't think I don't know. I don't think like I'm as big a Swift. I'm not a Swifty. Maybe still like some of her music, but like [ __ ] her. You can't do nothing. You can't do nothing. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. Yeah, it's [ __ ] up. >> There you have it. Mircy won. According to Bob and Newsmax, did Dawn Lemon get arrested four times in real time during today's episode? [laughter] Basically, >> I'm telling you, I'm watching Newsmax now every day because I'm like, I got to see what's going on here. It that >> network is like it's part misinformation, part just like gobbledegook like talking about you're just like what whale penises? What what is going on here? >> Yeah. >> And then part um you know, opposite spin of like talking about a real story that's happening but from the exact opposite end of it. So, like Don Lemon, this piece of [ __ ] was in there [ __ ] getting in people's faces and interrupting a church service. And none of that's true, but you know, um Vincent Soraniano, thank you very much. Wayward Emily, Emily, Chad and Haley, we all see how much this episode drained you guys. Please know you're both amazing. Keep fighting the good fight. You guys got this heart emoji. Thank you very much. Wayward Emily laughing is my favorite 515. What do you guys think of Mark Kelly? I think I like him for 2028, but don't know a ton about him. He is thinking of running for president. Please, no more old white guys is is my baseline. Like he's >> I want >> I like Mark Kelly, too. >> I want AOC. AOC or nothing. AOC or nothing. >> I do too. >> Nothing. >> I do. >> I like Mark Kelly. I think he's smart. Obviously, he's like on the right side of all this [ __ ] Um, I just don't like I just can't we we need like a such a drastic change in this country in terms of who the face of the [ __ ] country is. I think >> um it just can't be that again. It can't be. We did it with [ __ ] Joe Biden, >> you know? >> It we have to go like, you know, socialism like it has to be all the way. And I think that she'll get us close. Like mom Donniey's doing [ __ ] you know, he's got free child care in in New York and and like all of these socialist perspectives are coming to light. And I think that she's maybe the only person that uh can do that. >> She's smart, she's articulate, and uh she's not a [ __ ] 80-year-old white guy. >> Yeah, I agree. Polar, when you were discussing IRS, Trump was actually president when it was leaked. Yes, we we that has been said a couple times in here. That's my apologies for [ __ ] that up today. Love the show. Avid watcher. Thank you for the love from Minnesota. Thank you, Paul Berg. Um, Msina Salvatore, love from Chicago. You're doing the people's work. Thank you very much. King Cairo and Laser. Oh, my parents are basically Bob and Mary Lou with a Boston accent. Do you think your mom would be different if she had married someone more open-minded? >> Yep. >> Yep. Yelp. >> Mhm. >> Sunny to 1990. I've noticed that as things get worse for Trump, your parents double and triple down. Makes me wonder if Mary Lou is lying, that she would stop supporting Trump. Um, I don't think she's lying. I think she believes there is a line that when crossed, she will say enough is enough. She believes that exists, >> but I don't actually think it does. So, I don't think she's lying. I think she's just not being honest with herself personally. Um, Jennifer Hively Hively says, "Why don't you put Trump's accusations as if it was happening to Haley and her grandchildren?" As if someone said Haley's husband was accused of those things or those things happened to her children. I I I don't know if she's capable of having that kind of a a view on it. You know what I mean? But but possibly red Novatech Chad and Haley, I think you missed an opportunity last week. Your mom just wanted a cookie when she said it wasn't right that Alex was shot. Didn't we? I think I did acknowledge that. Every time she says something that's like a a step away from Trump, I'm always like, "Okay, and now you you're disagreeing [clears throat] with Trump." I always kind of give her a little, >> you know, pep talk or whatever. Please, thank you for the um super chats and everything, but please no more. We are over capacity and I still see that number going up. My apologies. I wish I could figure out how to turn them off. Uh Sid Alex Sid Alexa T. Could one of your guests on a future episode be a pet psychic? I think every one of y'all might love it. I'm going to tell you a little secret. >> Oh, you're the pet psychic. >> No, no, no, no, no. [laughter] I saw a Tik Tok >> Uhhuh. of a lady that is a pet psychic and she had a a session with a cat that told her like secrets to the universe. I immediately got on her waiting list and we are now waiting for that pet psychic to do a session with Scobby, the cat that I showed at the very opening of this. I'll let you know how it goes [laughter] cuz this [ __ ] Okay, look how how deep do I want to get into this? Sometimes I see entities. Um, and Scobby, our cat in the living room, will always look up into the ceiling in this one corner at night. He'll just sit there and stare into this corner. And I'm always like, "What in the [ __ ] is he looking at?" So, I asked the psychic to see if she could get to the bottom of it. I can't wait. Uh, Jana doll. Jana. Oh, Dana. Sounds like Dana. >> Jana. >> I feel so bad for you guys. My mother is MAGA and I had to cut her off. Have you considered going no contact? Especially Haley because Chad thinks everything is fake. Anyway, [laughter] >> we did we were no contact essentially with them for a couple years. That was kind of the >> what spurred this podcast is is our unwillingness to continue that strategy. I'll tell you what the like if dad is he's not ever been like that wild around my kids but like if he brought that [ __ ] out around my kids like that's it >> not happening anymore. >> Yeah, >> that's I can't do that. >> There you go. Joe themo too. Slight correction to today's show. Marylu insisted it was Biden who leaked Trump's taxes. Yes, it was Trump. Thank you for the correction. That is on me. I take full blame for not correcting them immediately on that one. I'll try to be better about my my real-time factchecking. My brain can only hold so much and there's a lot of magic cards in there right now. [laughter] [gasps] Am11, I think it would be comical to see a montage of times that Mary Lou said she would do her research or think she said she wouldn't support this. Okay, my if if we get to a point where we can bring an editor onto the show, their first job will be unfortunately watching every episode we've ever [laughter] done and cutting [ __ ] just like that. I want montages of every crazy thing dad has ever said, of the times mom has said she will look up [ __ ] and never did. >> I need to have that video to play back for them. And that will be literally job number one if we can ever have an editor that is not me. Viva law resistance. Thank you very much, Vincent Soraniano. Meant to write message with my other $ five dollar. Love y'all. Thank you very much, Vincent Serorano. Side of the ham. [laughter] 420. Day 97 of asking for Maryl doing research episode. I We're getting there. I'm trying. I'm putting as much time as I can into this. I really do want to have like a a cutdown of her saying that [ __ ] [snorts] Um, Skignorf Chad, I highly recommend listening to the album Kin by White Chapel. It may not be exactly your kind of music, but has fantastic lyrics. All right, maybe we'll check that out. Right now, I'm stuck on Critter. The Napster 11124 says, "Do you think your mom is protecting her ego at this point? And if so, it would it would likely be humiliating to turn on Trump after all the years in her costumes and belittling family online." Thoughts? >> There is a little bit of this going on >> for sure. That's That's all it is with dad, I think. But yeah, for sure, man. Freak show says, "Chad, look at independent music. Check out the armed." Okay, nice. I like we're getting some suggestions here. Swisho, love Chad's cat. You should do one episode where you read through the Trump parts of the files live with Mary Lou and have the actual pages on screen, too. I'm going to do the Swiss show Wednesday. I'm going to make her read them. D Mooney, California, love from Laguna Beach. I have no words for this week's pod. I agree. >> LBTH9087 has Marylu read PR's parents statement. >> Doubt it. >> Definitely not. Birdie Finn, I'm a victim of violent crime by an undocumented person. During the trial, he was deported and given a free ticket home. ICE is setting criminals free. No justice for victims. #abolish ICE. Damn, sorry to hear that. >> Sorry about that. >> Um, Morg Official Chad, love your views on reality. Have you studied gnosticism? Not formally, but I' i've read a bunch of books and stuff um about all this kind of weird woo woo [ __ ] They believe reality comes from the one. Oh, Jet Lee. And we are all fragments of it [laughter] in the dream of reality. The church tried to destroy their books. Um yeah, I mean there there have been a lot of kind of like wipeouts of collected knowledge throughout human history. Library of Alexandria, of course, probably the most famous. And unfortunately, I think there are a lot of of um different understandings of reality that different kind of little pockets of humanity have come to these various conclusions that were probably a little more on track than what most of us are doing now. So, uh to answer your question, I have not studied it formally. I have read bits and pieces here and there. >> The one was Jetly and Aaliyah and the song Dust Yourself Off and Try Again. Yeah. Wasn't that Jetly and DMX and Aaliyah? >> The one was the one where it was like a multiverse and he had to go through into like different universes and kill the other versions of himself to become powerful. >> Oh, that's not Aaliyah then. What [ __ ] movie was Jet Lee in? >> With Aaliyah and DMX, I think. I don't remember the name of it. Um, Dark Man X, God rest his immortal soul. Seed air your family reminds me of mine and I had tears in my eyes today when Mary Lou was defending Trump in the files. I can't fathom the inhumity it takes to disregard so much testimony and firsthand accounts. Yep. That's the thing that [ __ ] blows my mind is like dad was being like they're just saying that to get famous and get money. That is [ __ ] insane. Like he can't really think that. But I think he does. I think he truly believes that. it like it h it has to be newsmax. I He just was not this way even just >> Yeah. >> five, four or five years ago. >> I agree. Good vibe. Vet one. You missing Grammy watch party. Come on. Enjoy the ride. >> Mhm. >> I don't ever watch uh award shows anymore. They bore me to tears. Dirty Dan, do y'all watch Rupaul's Drag Race? I love you too. I do. I watch it sometimes. I haven't watched a full season a long time, but my other podcast is all about reality television and kind of gifying it. And I secretly train players to infiltrate the Bachelor franchise. For the past four years, I've basically like had players running scripts in that show for the past four [laughter] years. >> I do love Drag Race. I love uh Katia and Trixie. >> They're [ __ ] hilarious. >> Trixie Mattel. Trixie Mattel was on Bachelor, I think. Uh, God, when was that? That would have been Katie Thirstston season 17. This would have been in 20121 or two. They hosted a group date. >> I think mom would like them. I think mom would like Trixie and Katya. >> We're going to a drag show on Wednesday night at Hamburger Marys. That's a Rupaul >> putting on a thing. Um, Jerry Dinger, check out Fool for Life by Winter Sleep. describes your parents. Whoa. Shots fired. Dab Hound Masterson. Your cat is just as stoic as you, Chad. Uh, that's not right. You should see what happens when it's just me and him and it's 2 a.m. and I'm trying to get some work done and my toes are bleeding cuz he's just [ __ ] cowing down. Sushi juice. Hey Chad, big fan says dudesy preach. Did you know Democrats supported slavery in the 1800s, but Lincoln, a Republican, ended it. The party switched ideologies in the 1950s, which is why Lincoln will be considered woke today. I have read something about this, and that's like a talking point that Republicans will use be, well, Lincoln was a Republican, but it's like the parties were completely different. >> Um, Mike Blet, Don J. Trump is fearless leader from Rocky and Bullwinkle, Miller is Boris, and Gnome is Natasha. They're literally cartoon villains. How do they not see it? >> I have no idea. That's kind of what I was trying to get to with that Star Wars thing today. It's like if you can the idea of like good versus evil or underdog versus whatever, that type of a thing exists in so much popular media. And I think Americans always side with whoever the main character is, Luke Skywalker or in this case Rocky and Boinkle or whatever, but they don't get that like Donald Trump is the evil person in in those contexts. >> Whenever we go anywhere uh out of the country, well specifically Asia, >> anywhere in Asia that we've ever been, um when we check into hotels, when we go to restaurants, they ask Cdub if he's McGregor. What? >> They'll say Star Wars. Star Wars. And >> they think he's you and McGregor. >> They think he's Obi-Wan. They think he's Obi-Wan. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Okay. >> And it's multiple people. Like Like we just got it in like Seattle. They were like, >> "Wait, you're in Star Wars?" [laughter] Like he gets it all the time. All the time. >> Yeah. Obi-Wan. >> Wow. Okay. I guess there's some similarity there. Uh Katie Rue Maryl with a song. Chad is a genius in the film world. Marylu today. No, Melania's documentary is soaring. You're wrong. Also felt you Haley when you said, "Why am I not a genius on that pod?" >> Agreed. Agreed. Thank you for all these super chats, everybody, but please stop sending them. We are beyond capacity. We're already at an hour here. We're gonna get through all of these, but any super chat that comes after right now, we're not going to be able to answer. Please. >> Okay. >> Romeo must die. That's what it's called. >> That was it. Romeo must die. Latoya Williams. Uh, hello Chad and Haley. Is your dad a type of person who is rackus >> racist? >> Oh, racist. Or does he have have had people in his life that are black brown people? He is racist >> and he has no black brown people in his life. >> Yeah, correct. Um, Adub Love, you guys talked about Trump's tax return leaks in September 2020. Marylu tried to claim that it was under Biden. He didn't even take office till 2020. This is my a bunch of people have said this in this chat. I take full responsibility for not fact checking this properly. My apologies. I'll do better next time. John Day Young Haley, I have agreed with just about everything I've ever heard you say until tonight when you started criticizing the boss's song. I'm just thankful for his stance against DJT and for the song. >> Each their own. >> Yeah. >> Subjective uh opinions are are yours to enjoy. >> I actually just watched the Jeremy Allen White movie today. >> Mhm. >> To put me to sleep. >> Yeah. Gent. Thank you. Pickle power re Trump poop. I 100% agree. Thank you. And [ __ ] Trump. Thank you. And I agree. Jana Landers, when Mary Lou speaks about murdered protesters, it feels similar to when folks blame SA oh sexual assault victims because of what they were wearing. I hope that makes sense. It does indeed. >> Mhm. >> Victim blaming is it's such a bizarre thing to me. I I just don't understand why it happens at all. >> Uh let alone in cases of horrific crimes like sexual assault and murder. Casey Pamplin, I can't help but be sad when I watch your mom around your dad. He's the worst influence. Please kick him off the show. Rotten apples ruin the batch. Can't kick him off the show. He's part of the family. Wizard of Brew. What is the deal with Dubai chocolate? I just understand. >> Laura thinks it's a scop. >> Um I don't know. We've started running it at the bakery. I' I've been holding off because it's expensive. The [ __ ] you have to buy. >> That's what I'm saying. Yes. the [ __ ] you have to buy to create this is like quite pricey. So I was like, all my bakers, you know, I want to do Dubai Dubai. So we [ __ ] I gave in and we got the materials and we made like [ __ ] two dozen cookies or some [ __ ] I was like, I'm gonna have to sell these for $1250. >> Yeah, that's the beauty of Dubai. >> Anyway, we're going to be running it for Valentine's Day in case you want to try it. >> So you're doing this. You're part of the SCOP now. >> I'm the SCOP. >> Molly 545. Have either of you been to any of the protests in Flower Mount or LA? Or what would your signs say? We are working on our signs, Molly and Nikki. I have not been to any protests out here. The last protest I was at was for the writer strike. I went out there a couple of times per my guild's demands. >> No, I haven't been to any protests and well, they don't even do them in Flower Mound, but I haven't been to any here. What would my sign say? I don't know. I really I don't know. I don't Mine would probably say Trump [ __ ] his pants on live television. Prove me. Change my mind. >> Change my mind. >> Matias Burns. Hassan is not their child, but he also is much more composed. Less exasperation. Less eye rolling would go a long way. Stoic if you can manage it. Emotional reactions ramp up conflict and close minds. All right. I will become the statue they deserve. >> Yeah, I know. You can be. Maybe that's what we should do. Well, good cop, >> not bad cop. >> Or not even good cop, bad cop. Emotional cop, stoic cop. >> Yeah, I'll be emo. I don't give a [ __ ] >> I can do it. I'll try. Correslone 69. Uh, your show will always hold value for me and others who don't see the very fringe of MAGA. It lets me see that not every Trump voter is an automatic writeoff. Keep pushing on. Thank you very much. We will do that. Rage nitter, thank you, Haley, for holding your parents accountable in the moment. They always want to move on and you keep them in it. Proud of you. Thanks, >> Daban. Masterson, they still feel like they own you because you are theirs. Sorry to [laughter] say. [gasps] >> God, uh, I'll never forget some of those summers when I was like 10, in that range, and dad would come home from work and just be like, "Did you swing your [ __ ] bat a hundred times in the garage?" >> Just like the first thing he would say coming in from work, walking through the front door was like that. Did you do my commands? >> Yeah, it was same same. >> Fun childhood. Mike Blet, you had mentioned your folks had supported an immigrant years ago. Explain in H. You're incredible. C, you're a Vulcan. Huh? Logic is the only way. I It's a high compliment. Um, yeah, that I mean they mentioned that. I don't know anything about this. They said that there was some person who works at their barn or something. >> I think I >> undocumented and they gave them clothes or took them out to dinner or something. I don't know the the full details. It's in a past episode though. >> Yeah. >> Um the adjunct GM. Thank you very much. G from the cast. You need to screen share the proof docs you bring up. I'm tired of hearing I didn't see that. Show it to her. Take a second to read it. We can wait. That's what I'm going to do Wednesday with these very Trump files. That's what we do every Wednesday. Every Wednesday is clips. I'm showing my mom clips, she's showing me clips, and then we discuss. And she still, even when she sees those clips, will sometimes deny it, and I'll be like, "You literally just saw it." Um, Fesa says, "I bet you can connect Mary Lou's childhood environment to her role as a current Trump enabler. Topic for future therapy episodes." Totally possible. Viva Law resistance. Mary Lou's selective ignorance cannot stand. Document each I haven't seen or heard that. Make her research or show her then start next week's show with a recap of the previous weeks. I didn't see that instead of she doesn't get a diddy unless she did her research. Something like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Show us your >> uh Ces, thank you very much. Best test Fox, have you seen the speech with Christy Gnome speaking on a podium saying one of us all of yours a Nazi slogan? And they aren't even hiding it at this point. Yes, we discussed that two weeks ago, I believe, on the show. >> Um, and Sister Harriet not being able to stop January 6th is not >> letting them in. They just open the doors. >> Yeah. >> No, >> I did a whole Wednesday episode where I showed mom the January 6th footage of them smashing the [ __ ] windows and beating the [ __ ] out of cops. It just [ __ ] washed over. Doesn't believe it exists. Amy Allen. Heather Cox Richardson's a famous historian. Oh, okay. >> Spearhead Global. I don't think he's dying soon. God won't want him early. >> That [ __ ] is about to die. Look at him. >> Yeah. >> Clikes. Hey guys, I'm an only child with two mega parents. We're not American. It's impossible as a child to get through. Outside pressure is the only way. more kids should air their MAGA exchanges, texts, texts, etc. I agree. >> Yeah. I I mean part of the point of the show is exposure of MAGA beliefs cuz I think I know I have a bunch of friends that are like you know their parents are rational leftleaning if not like you know very progressive or whatever and they think people vote for Trump like don't get it or they're whatever but they don't actually understand what Trump voters are like. So part of our show is meant to kind of expose like here's what Trump voters think >> why they are this way. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Uh Bunkerton's thank god Haley is here to read the chats for Chad. I'm [laughter] sorry the screen that I have them on is like far away from me. I don't want to give excuses. Thank you >> helping me read these. Carson 3406. Crazy to think the Q on Shaman denounced Trump over the Epstein scandal, but Mary Lou is still holding fast. [laughter] Hang 32. Did you see that? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I know. Mom is more of a Trump supporter than the QAnon. Shaman Joel Shei, congrats on the big flip in Texas. Did you see this? >> I did. >> Yeah. >> It's Yeah. Um I don't know. Like is there hope for Texas? We haven't been blue since Ann Richards. I guess like 90 90 or something. >> Uh yeah. I I don't know. I'm hopeful. I guess >> it's crazy to me, too, that like does that mean elections are going to be real or is that a place where they weren't focused on trying to fix it because they're like Texas, we had that locked up, >> right? Also, like, you know, uh stealing ballots from like some of these swing states. I don't think voting is going to be real. >> Yeah. >> Like these these special I don't know. I don't know. I guess I can't say. I guess we'll see at midterms. >> I guess we will. Um, but like if I'm the Democrats, I'm very scared after the FBI took all those ballots out of Fulton County in Georgia that the FBI is just going to take all the ballots from every election and then they'll tell you what the results are. >> Right. So, >> Cash Mattel will be in charge of all elections now as the director of the FBI. >> Yeah. >> Katie Rue, doctors can take away keys if you're worried about Bob. Oh, should we do that? [laughter] Dad, we're taking away your keys. He would be so [ __ ] furious. Please, no more super chats. Thank you everybody who's given them to us, but we have so many to get through. We're trying to do it. So, please no more. Shannon Dain, love the show. Libs, please check out Anna Connelly is cool. Simple factual explanations that Maryl might accept. All right, look into that one. Heather Paggels, Heather Cox Richardson is a brilliant historian. Thank you very much. C Daire re them not being up for the re them not being up the ass of the next Republican Steve Bannon one of TE's closest advisers and uh of Epstein file fame is going to run [ __ ] all this there is no way Steve Bannon wins. There is no way Steve Bannon wins. >> Yeah. >> There's no way. >> Desiree Mcome that that video of him being like if we don't do this now we're all going to jail. that will haunt him forever because he's not Trump. Trump can get around that [ __ ] I I don't know how he does it. He's got something. Um, no one else in the Republican party has it. Desiree Mcome says, "My heart hurt for you both today. The pain on your faces was heartbreaking, especially when Chad said Bob didn't love y'all. Shame on your parents made me cry. God bless you both." >> Thank you very much for the sympathy. Um, it's simply something we've >> lived with our entire lives. the adjunct GM may be wishful thinking, but I feel like Marylu's anger is at least partially because she knows it's getting hard to defend. >> They both are. They both are backed into a [ __ ] corner and the amount of [ __ ] that is coming down now about Trump. And I mean, [ __ ] that thing where he is suing the IRS for $10 billion and he controls the IRS and they're just like, well, I don't know, he ain't gonna get 10 billion. It's like, yeah, he [ __ ] is. He's gonna give it to himself. They can't defend these things anymore. >> No, >> I I totally agree with that. I think they are they're getting scared and it's difficult for them to mount any defenses. >> SR Jay-Z3HM, can you ask Marylu if she were still a teacher and there were undocumented students at the school? Would she turn them over to ICE? That's an interesting question. All right, I'll remember that one for next week. Britney Carillis, what do you guys think about the Democrat Texas senator recently elected? We just talked about this one. Love you guys. Thank you, Britney. >> Um, >> Y Frostto, do you guys think Maryl and Bob would be better traders or faithfuls? >> They'd be terrible at either one of those things because they're incapable of being in a group social dynamic like that. [laughter] Um, I think they would be the first. My dad would be the first voted out Michael Rapaort style. And I, you know what, my mom would actually probably be a good faithful because no one would believe that she could figure out who the traitors were. The traitors would never murder her. And I think she's kind of like she would go with the flow of the faithful. So I say my mom would be a faithful. My dad would want to be a traitor, but he's he would get banished. >> How do you get on traders? Can you get on traders? >> Have you applied? >> And I've pulled as many strings as I can. I think I think my strange place in the reality TV world as a known entity that [ __ ] with The Bachelor in a real way is like detrimental to other reality shows wanting me to be involved. [laughter] Yeah. Uh, but you could get on it and I could coach you and you could look, Traders is the easiest. >> So, what do I do? Just apply. Just go online and apply >> right now. Yeah. They're taking applications for the first civilian show that shoots this summer. >> Where does it shoot? >> Scotland. >> Okay, I'll apply. I'll apply. >> Okay, this is it. This is the dream [laughter] for [ __ ] Tom Brady. Let's do this. Let's do this. You got no idea. I'm about to I'm not about to blow your ass up. You're about to be a [ __ ] reality juggernaut. >> You're doing Traers. Traders goes into Survivor. Survivor goes into maybe Big Brother. Then you're doing >> all of the big uh cooking shows. Eventually your own show. >> I can do only do Survivor if there's no bugs. So you got to get me in a terrain where there's no bugs. >> Bugs, [ __ ] traitors. They're going to dump a bucket of [ __ ] maggots on your head. You're doing the bugs. >> That's as long as I don't like biting me all day. I can do that. You dump them on my head, but I I can't I don't want to get bit. >> We're doing it. I see the path. Do you know who Kristen Kish is? >> No. >> Top Chef winner and now host Top Chef. She's on the season of traders. >> Okay. >> Um, wait. Oops. This is the one. Yeah, this one's okay. MTN, this is Sonia G. MTN, what's MTN had something on today that adds more to the allegations as she spoke to the caller/source friend of the survivor. I don't know what that is. I don't know what MTN is. Apologies. [snorts] Lana Leurs Mary Lou during a Wednesday episode was looking away from Freddy's abuse. Caught it. Oh, that's me. Chad caught it. Made her watch it. Also, she misses Chad. Likely already has seen what she has. Yeah, that's true. She will do that. Whenever I'm showing her videos on Wednesday, she'll like start looking at her iPad and googling what she's going to say next and not watching the [ __ ] I'm showing her. >> Yeah, >> that's a big problem. DSW Terra, has Maryl ever actually considered that she could be wrong? Gasp what it might look like or when she realizes she's been conned? We have asked that exact question. Have you ever been wrong? That's a question we have asked to both my mom and my dad. No. >> And they kind of My mom's like, "Well, I don't know." And dad's like, "Hell no, I'm never round." >> Crystal Watson, 2809. Have you considered it's not y'all's job to teach your parents empathy, nor is teaching real empathy even possible? My heart breaks for real. If it ain't our job, whose [ __ ] job is it? >> It's us or nobody. Uh, Marisy one, in your expert opinion, can a dock cost 75 million? The documentary didn't cost 75 million. I don't know what we're talking about Melania. I don't know what they paid Brett Ratner to direct it. I don't know what the production budget was, etc., etc. I'm not >> sure about any of that. >> Amazon acquired it for I think it was 40 million or 35 million. Then they put another 30 or 45 million on top of it for marketing. So that uh first price is a purchase price that was paid to Brett Ratner, Melania Trump, whoever the production company was. And I and I think it was MGM bought it through Amazon, right? So that's the production budget was not $75 million. It's just the budget of the movie was $75 million all included with marketing and the acquisition of the movie itself. Uh Kim Morse, I heard this quote on a show and I immediately thought of Bob. He is not just an [ __ ] he is the whole ass. >> Whole ass. [laughter] >> Yeah, that's fair. McDave IMDb the source that IMDb IMDb the source that Marylu used rated Melania [laughter] >> Jill please. Autotocracy in America by the Atlantic with Mary Lou >> maybe. I mean I can't imagine going through an Atlantic article article with my mom. Uh silent ghost Dean said he wants to change your parents' mind earlier today. Also, to turn off super chats, press the button used to turn them on. I can't do that while we're in a thing to my knowledge. I have looked this up. While you're live, you can either turn them on or off at the beginning of the super chat. That at the beginning of the live and that's it. Um, but yes, thank you for reminding me. Please no more super chats. We are trying to get through all these. Wooden tent steak dragon. Your parents are literally my boomer grandparents. The way Bob yells when a conversation gets old for him. I know the feeling. Love you guys. Thank you for what you do. Thank you very much for what you do. >> UK, Mike, Chad, DMT or Iawaska will get you to the astral plane. Been there myself. Love to hate. Watch the pod. I would love to get some DMT. It is one of the drugs I've never done that I definitely want to do. John Young, I listen to letters from an American every morning. Heather C. Richardson, plus all her YouTube videos to stay up to date. She keeps me informed. All right, maybe I have to look into Heather Richardson. Iced tea. What are your thoughts on the Bay Area high school walkouts and protests of ICE? I don't know about this. Have you heard of Bubbas? >> Uh, it I thought it was all over the nation. I didn't realize it was just Bay Area, but yeah, like the whole whole schools are walking out. I'm all for it. >> Me, too. Shut the whole [ __ ] thing down. Douglas Ragsdale, you should check out Reng Gil. Marvelous artist. All right. Check out Ren Gill. Got some good suggestions here. Corors on Day Malone. The disappointment did strike a nerve with Bob because he wanted to end the pod after Haley said that. >> Yeah. >> I don't know that it's about disappointment like that. To him, it's more about like control. And when you say, "I'm disappointed in you." It puts you in the position of control over him, the position of power. And he's like, "Fuck that then. I'm out." It's more about an ego thing with >> Yeah. But that's how it feels. I feel like we are parenting our parents. >> Yeah. That's what this feels like. Like, come on, kids. Read your [ __ ] lesson today. >> Yeah, I agree. >> Feels like [snorts] >> Lisa Lansky, have you guys seen the documentary The Brainwashing of My Dad? Yes, I have. I highly recommend it if you haven't seen it. I've seen it. Have you seen it? >> Huh? [sighs] >> Check it out. >> All right, >> Timkick, you dad sounds like the guy on Napoleon Dynamite. Over there in that creek bed, I found a couple of Shosonyi arrowheads. Is that Uncle Rico? Is it? >> I don't know. >> There's I mean there's only like four characters in Napoleon Dynamite and yes, one of them is the uncle. >> Rifel says, "I seen that brainwashing of my dad, Doc. Man, your mom needs to see that [ __ ] Much love. You guys are killing it." Thank you very much. I can't even hope to pronounce that something 666. So, I'm behind it. You should invite Jello Beoff. [laughter] Okay, sure. Our dad and Joe will be offer that would be interesting. Uh Jeffrey fighting a lion eye. Is that right? I think your father abused your mother when Yune >> young when they were young. >> Do you think that you think that's possible? >> Um I don't think so cuz like I never witnessed >> Yeah. I don't think so. >> Physical abuse like when we were growing up. I mean he yells and calls us names and I'm he did to her as well. So like that kind of abuse. But >> I do remember though a period I will say this. I remember a period when I was maybe seven, eight, nine when we lived in Great Bend. >> Do you have memories from that time or were you too young? >> The earliest I remember is Amarillo. >> Okay. So you don't remember Great Bend? >> I don't think so. >> Or was it Amarillo? [snorts] >> Amarillo. We live behind the meth house. Remember the SWAT team going through the front yard? remember it. [laughter] >> I was at baseball card kids house and we I was I was like walking home from his house. >> Baseball card. >> And I was like, "What the fuck?" And a SWAT team literally gets out of [ __ ] cars and raard right next door. >> Right behind us. Yeah, it was [laughter] right behind us. >> Oh man, that was [ __ ] wild times. But yeah, so it was in Amarillo. I remember there was a period of time where like I would just be in bed at night and mom and dad would just be [ __ ] screaming at each other. You don't remember that? I vaguely do. I swear, like, I don't know if I'm making this up or if it's a real memory, but I swear, and I've told this at the bakery before, I swear to God, there was a time where dad had a suitcase and he left. >> And I don't know if it was a business trip or if it was something else. And we were there with mom and no dad for multiple days. I remember him walking out of our house in Amarillo with a [ __ ] suitcase. And I don't know what that memory is, but I do remember that. >> I don't remember that. Wow. Yeah. We got to get to the bottom of this. We got to get Karen back on. >> I got >> I got an astral I got an astral project. >> Yeah, you do. Go back in time. Um, Lolita liberates herself. I'm a SA Vic. Oh, SA victim by army. Would love to come on, talk about it, and have them tell me to my face that someone's going through that is doing it for the fame. Once again, as with everybody who's um coming on here and saying this type of stuff, so sorry that you went through that. I'm sure it was a traumatic experience. >> Honestly, would not want to subject you to speaking to our [ __ ] father. >> Absolutely. Northern Spike says, "Hey, Maryl, you deserve Bob and everything to come." Fantastic work. Uh Johnny Xbut make Maryl read the tiffdo sign sworn statement. >> I'm going to put together a bunch of [ __ ] out of the Epstein files. It's going to be those three things that talk about the calendar parties and all that [ __ ] It may be some pages that are in that like coded text by the 16-year-old that talks about Mara Lago. I'll figure it out. I'll put some stuff together. Jasper Frith, I forward the chainsaw. What's FW? >> [ __ ] with >> Oh, [ __ ] with the chainsaw man figure >> right [laughter] now. Um, >> I love that I have to translate. We're only five years apart, but you act like you're 75. >> Oh, you [ __ ] [laughter] Did you enjoy the film is the question. Yes, Chainsaw Man Resa Arc was [ __ ] mindblowing. And God, I loved it. >> Yeah, [snorts] >> I saw it in the theaters, of course. Smwanie, have the parents already hit Epstein fatigue? Yes. >> Because >> it's a uh we've got them. >> Mhm. >> So, they have to divert. They have to deflect. >> Jane sent. [laughter] >> Yes. >> That little toy that came with the job of the Hutacious Crumb was like my favorite object that I ever [ __ ] owned. a real like a windy little tail and [ __ ] Yeah, I remember it. You had a little carrying case that was in the shape of Darth Vader >> with all of them in it. >> That [ __ ] Darth Vader. Okay. Sat at the foot of my bed. It's somewhere at mom dad's house. It sat at the foot of my bed and looked at me as I was going to sleep. Just this Darth Vader head. >> And I loved it. I loved peering into the blackness of his dead eyes >> and thinking he was real. >> Yeah, I remember that. Um, government governmenties FBI let them in on January 6th. That was Trump's FBI. That, too. I [ __ ] that part up, too. >> Yeah, >> the dude. Swoosh. Thank you very much, >> Zack. Zack Zah. David Pacman has suggested red state national guards will invade blue states as the precursor to civil war. In the event of a withheld 2026 election, do you think Trump would push red states to shut down blue elections? 100%. That's the I think that's literally what he's attempting to do. >> Um I think all of this kind of militarization of ICE and National Guard and all this he's he's starting to like they're going to try to do some [ __ ] in the midterms 100% to see if they can do it for the presidential election. >> That dude swoosh. Do you think it's a mental issue like mental disability or do they know better and are choosing to believe what they want to believe because they're so invested at this point >> with dad? I don't know. He may be 50. >> He may be. I don't know. >> He passed the [ __ ] clock test and all that [ __ ] >> I feel like he needs something like more in-depth than the clock test. Okay, we're past the [ __ ] clock test. >> Yeah, they have a neurologist appointment scheduled some at some point. Better than 98. Even if you don't have time to watch 86 anime, you should listen to the ops and eds. >> Haley, >> I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. >> 86. Actually, I actually Yeah, I need a new I need a new series to watch, so I'll just watch that. >> Also, the One Punch Man season 3 came out not that long ago. It's [ __ ] legit. God, I love One Punch. >> Roman loves One Yeah, he loves One Punch. >> One of my favorites of all time. >> Mhm. >> Freerange Chicken says, "Is Mary Lou so obsessed with how she is slighted and takes everything so personally because of the lack of spotlight experience living with Bob?" >> Maybe. >> I don't know. possible. >> We are not psychologists. Thank you for the super chats. Please no more though. We are trying to get through these. We're already at an hour and 22 minutes. Um Stephanie Sprat, at some point we might just have to cut this off and if we don't get to your questions, my sincere apologies. I love you guys. Thank you for doing these. I appreciate you both. Thank you very much. Stephanie Mon'nique Marie Chad, have you ever had premonitions? I'm trying to do more of those, but no. What I have mostly my kind of like weird woo woo [ __ ] I have synchronicities at this point almost all the [ __ ] time. I think that I'm maybe astral projecting. I definitely am able to get into a meditative state where I can see things that seem very real that are not, you know, anything that I know who these people are, where these places are, but they seem very [ __ ] real. And every once in a while I wake up and in that, you know, 15 to 45 second period where you're kind of coming to consciousness, I'm looking at [ __ ] that's looking back at me sometimes. That's what I got. Um, oop, there we go. Diddlesworth says, "When you show videos to Mary Lou, show her a video of herself from the podcast when she said she would stop supporting Trump if he was in the Epstein Files." I would love to do so. This is what we need the editor for eventually, maybe one day. Marcus Anderson, thank you very much. Ray, I've been trying to moderate my father-in-law uh by like way further to the right than them to make them go like take a step back. Opinions. I've been trying to moderate my father-in-law by like way further to the right than them to make them go I'm not exactly sure what's being asked here. Do you understand this? I've been trying to moderate my father-in-law. I don't know. I'm gathering that father-in-law is super right and he's trying to trying to make him not so right. Make them go like >> I'm sorry, Rebec. I don't think we quite understand your question, but good luck [laughter] nonetheless. >> Great. >> Fjo says, "When did agitate become a crime?" Exactly. Mary Lou kept justifying ICE behavior using this term and or AMD. Can we teach them to say undocumented rather than illegal? No, >> we can keep trying, but it won't happen. >> Never going to happen. And the agitating thing, it doesn't matter if it's a crime or not to them. It's just something that the right tells them is a reason it happened. And that is all they need. that talking point, that word, that uh ideology, whatever it may be to justify the horrible actions of the right, all they need is that, the talking point. And if Newsmax says it, they will say it too. Th launch says, "I have seen you getting push back from the left for platforming them unjustifiably." Is that frustrating? To me, the point is not to normalize crazy talking points. They uh only can justify in their circle. >> I don't care. >> Yeah. It doesn't bother me one way or another. Like I I firmly believe and will always believe anyone's opinion about anything is completely justified and that's how they feel about it. >> I may disagree with that and if it happens to be my parents I may start a podcast where I air those disagreements on YouTube. But like if people feel that like people who who have views like our parents should never be allowed to express those views, I would simply say don't watch this podcast or any other podcast or whatever that has those views in it. I make a post like probably once every three weeks about like, hey, you know, I because I get hundreds of [ __ ] DMs and emails like in every [ __ ] social media platform and I just make a blanket statement like >> if you don't like me, [ __ ] unfollow. >> Like I you I I didn't you don't have to [ __ ] be here. You don't have to watch this. You don't have to do [ __ ] You don't want to see me, unfollow. It's not hard. And I don't begrudge people who feel like that. I totally get that. I understand that viewpoint. I don't agree with that viewpoint, but I get it. And like that's totally cool. Or people sometimes will DM me like, "Hey, I've followed your podcast for a year, but I can't take it anymore. I have to unfollow." And I always message back like, "Thanks so much for hanging in as long as you could. I [ __ ] get it." Like, this is not for everybody. You know, listening to my parents [ __ ] rant and go crazy is like >> it's not an easy thing to do for some people. Totally get that. Totally fine. Doesn't bother me one way or another. >> Yeah, I don't give a [ __ ] >> Um, Tree Shark: Heroes of the Storm. [laughter and gasps] Heard you guys say there's no good music. Have you heard Jesse Wells? I have heard Jesse Wells. Indie Folk Protest music. He has tons of songs about what's going on right now. Have you heard him? >> No. >> He kind of has raspy voice like this and he talks about ICE and billionaires and things of that nature and all his videos are him out in a open field of grass playing his guitar. I will I think there's like >> he's great >> so maybe not I mean it is kind of political but there are a lot of queer artists that I listen to. My whole bakery is nothing but queer people and so you know we rotate all kinds of music and I think there's a lot of queer artists that like speak on things that are going on in the world more so than like mainstream you know pop or rock or whatever. >> Yeah. I mean, I guess it's also just a matter of like music just overall because audiences are so fractured because we now have YouTube and social media and whatever. There's never going to be I mean, Taylor Swift, I guess, is the closest thing you're going to have to a Michael Jackson, but even that is not close to Michael Jackson, you know? >> I mean, he was even singing about like the world, what was going on. >> Of course, >> all of his like every album had three or four bangers that were about like, you know, the injustices in the [ __ ] world. >> Yeah. You are never going to hear Taylor Swift talk about that [ __ ] She's singing about me. >> She's singing about Travis Kelce has a big old dick and I love Travis Kelce's big old dick. Travis [laughter] Kelce is a football player and he's got a big dick and that's the dick I like. >> Billy Isish, she had like what was I made for? Barbie movie. Like some feminist anthem [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> I don't know. And she speaks out about what's going on in the world. >> Props. She just won a Grammy. >> Did she win best song? >> She did. >> Oh my god. Best song. I got it. Got it. >> Day is love makes sense. Haley's an Aryan. They're very beautiful. What the [ __ ] am I? There can't be beautiful Geminis. This is some [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Robbie Stevenson Assan put sources on screen. I think you should screen share you going to the DOJ site and pulling up files on Wednesday so she can't question your source and say she has to research. All right, I'll see if Yeah, I can probably do that. I think I can do that. How do I do that? [laughter] I got to figure out how to do that. >> I can do that. How do I do that? >> TH launched. It should have been Bernie twice. >> This guy's a fan. This a super chat fan. >> Yeah, thank you. Uh, reanimatron, have you asked MJ >> Michael Jackson >> if she would go >> Maryl >> in the port port >> portaotty with an ice? [laughter] >> No, we have not asked our mother if she would go in a portaotty with an ice agent. Not yet. Fade doublex. >> Somebody just called you. [laughter] After hearing your parents speak about essay victims, are you at all afraid of how they will react if one of your daughters went through something? Obviously, not wishing them harm, but something to think about, Haley. >> Yeah, I I just don't want to think about it. It It would be the end of everything, I think. >> Yep. I agree. It would probably be the end of it for me, too. I >> Yeah, I don't want to think about that either. I I don't think they would be like the I I don't know. I feel like that's the line. But like, right, the fact that we even question it is like [ __ ] insane. >> Um, Haley N2Z, do your parents know Newsmax's CEO is Christopher Ruddy, Trump's longtime friend? How can the news possibly uni be unbiased? They they want it to be biased. >> They're for that. >> They think Trump should be the CEO of every TV network. >> Tony Lomaly, hey Chad and Haley, how do you balance love for your family with deep political disagreement? Love the pod. Great skin, Chad. By the way, thank you. Thank you. >> Okay. All right. >> What's my skincare routine? Dad, get a little cancer. Have an eighth of your face sliced off. Have radiation pump through it. [laughter] >> Squamas cell. >> It's a little squamas. Um, how do we balance the love for our family with deep political? >> The pod. The pod. >> Yeah. I mean, you're watching. >> Yeah. The pod >> every Sunday. Lindsey Barry, did you guys get any push back regarding being on Hassan's channel? Did you look into the drama with him and his audience? >> So, I did. I got a lot of people coming for me. >> Oh [ __ ] I some I got a couple of DMs about a dog or something. >> Yeah, I looked into dog. >> I looked into it. >> I did not. What do you got? >> He was on a live stream. >> Uhhuh. >> Um and he told his dog to like sit down in her bed and 5 seconds later you hear the dog yip. and they're like, "Holy [ __ ] he shocked that dog." But then he showed the collar and said, "It's just a vibration collar." Now, I'm familiar with this because we had a big pitbull that we put one of those vibration collars on. There is no shock. There is no pain. It's like a sensation that makes them kind of like, "What was that?" You know, there's no pain involved. So, he said that's what the collar is and that she clipped her toenail or something on that bed when she laid down. Okay. >> Um, so Hassan himself has refuted it, explained it. >> So, as far as I'm concerned, that's that's the truth. >> Okay. >> But, you know, he's polarizing. People [ __ ] hate him. They're looking for anything. So, that was that was the bomb that was dropped that day. Um, >> I met that dog. Very sweet dog. Got dog hair all over me. [laughter] >> Right. Like, so you experienced firsthand how he treats that dog. Well, I mean, he I all I saw him was just sitting in that chair looking at his computer the whole time. He never left the chair. >> Okay. Well, I mean, I don't know. I I've gotten [ __ ] for it. Like, how dare you? Yeah. >> You know, and and there's like other [ __ ] you know, that throughout the years that people don't like that he said, but I don't give a [ __ ] >> He didn't hurt the dog in my opinion. And um like I said, I have mad respect for anybody who puts their [ __ ] on the line like that. Mhm. >> And I do agree with most of the [ __ ] that he says. So >> yeah, >> I don't give a [ __ ] I'll go on the show as many times as I want. >> Janie Campbell, thank you very much. Rust Belt: Expeditions, just because you even know about the one, it's bad. [laughter] >> Yeah, it wasn't a great movie. It Well, it came out in the wake of the Matrix and they were like, "Oh, it's Jet Lee will be a Matrix now or be Neo now." And they tried to make a kind of Matrixesque martial arts movie with Jet Lee, but it and they used like kind of a shitty version of Bullet Time. Everybody was using Bullet Time. >> I loved Aaliyah though. And then Queen of the Damn. And then she [ __ ] died. Even her music like that was >> that little song. >> Yeah. Timberland doing like everybody's records or whatever at that time, but I really loved her when she died. That was terrible. >> Those early 2000s are like a magical time to me. Napster. Alex Bailey, thank you very much. Ashley Hamilton, bunny rabbit. Have they not seen Chris Hansen? This is like a family member that keeps the rapist a secret, but we all know. I'm not sure what any of this means. Mason, thank you very much. >> Wait, isn't Chris Hansen the guy that does the uh >> to catch a predator? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Uh Kosophi, thank you very much. This is for y'all to get whatever you like for your self-care. Thank you, weed. You've earned it. I tried to take my fearful MAGAFam to meet real refugees and they refused. I gave up then. They don't want to know the truth. They want justification for their beliefs. 100% agree. >> Yeah. >> 100% agree. Datello Romeo must die 2000. There we go. Official behind the rhetoric. The only way Mary Lou will believe that DJT is a pedophile is to see pics vids of him in the act. But even then, I can hear her say that's not real. That's AI. Exactly. Absolutely disgusting. And she should be ashamed. She will never be. Lady Tamarita Taylor Remmit flipped Tarant County blue yesterday. First time since 1991. Yeah, we talking about that a little earlier. >> Jonah, sorry. Jonathan Garver maybe already mentioned the IRS stuff leaked in Trump's first admin. So, his own responsibility. Yes, we have talked about that a couple of times in this very chat. Marissa Shaft after tonight. Do you still have hope for Mary Lou? Seems like she can't accept facts. And this is this is their opinions. I still will always have hope for both of them. Um more for my mom than my dad perhaps, but we will get them back. John Coffee [laughter] >> Jaba. >> He's He is getting there. U Michelle Fraser. >> What is that though? >> Like it's just in his abdomen. >> I know. I feel like I have that coming for me. I feel like I [laughter] got one of those waiting for me when I turned 70. >> I don't think so. >> Yeah, we'll see. Um, come to Scotland. We hate him here. We believe in socialism. >> Love to you both. >> I've been I've been to Scotland. >> We we we went to uh Edinburgh. Jesus Christ. And Glasgow. And Glasgow. And then we hiked a whole bunch like in the countryside. I [ __ ] love Scotland. I could live there in a minute. Fraser Kelly >> Grayson and friends, I just found your family's channel and I think that you guys are awesome. I'm sorry your family just ignores you and just yells right back. Thank you very much for the support. >> Oh, MTN Sonia G says it's Midas Touch Network. Got it. >> Got it. >> Jerry EQ, thank you very much. Jerry EQ, thank you very much again. Your dad's idea of communism is literally crazy. That's correct. I remember there was one episode where I where I asked him to define it and it was just like a [ __ ] [laughter] mess of [ __ ] words that made no sense. M Fowler official. We need BTDQ on the pod so Mary Lou can settle her beef. What's BTDQ? >> Bob the drag queen. >> Yep. Um so PS, thank you very much. >> Uncle Chad, [laughter] >> I mean I am really an uncle. Molly It says, "Love the pod so much. Do you think Maryl has to see a video of CSA to believe it's real?" Yes. Even then, would you say it's AI? Yes. Also, Bob seems past the point of no return. Reminds me of my dad. >> I think it might be his brain. >> Sorry to hear that. So's PS9. We are facing some of this attitude in Canada with uh the maple mag. >> Ma >> Chad, what do you suggest we can do to help change minds? Go to the beer store. Buy him a sixer. Get out your coonies. Get behave for it with some loonies. >> See what I've done? >> That's not Cana. That is not Canada. That's like Fargo. You're like Fargo. >> I'm speaking Canadian. >> No, that's not >> The answer is I have no idea. We're doing our best here in America, but >> Oh, pretty good. E water. >> Pretty good. >> Pretty good. Water. >> Silent history, Texas. What is your technique for astral projection? I have a couple. Gateway though. the gateway tapes is the one that has kind of started me down that path. Now I can kind of get to that point just like at will. Um but again, I don't know if I'm doing it or not. That's the whole thing. Am I hallucinating this [ __ ] >> Probably. >> I don't know. Um oh, we're at the very end. We've made it. We have three more. Air0505. Do you feel that your parents' parents were always racist or is this fairly recent like the Trump effect? >> Yes. Name? >> Wait, our parents' parents? >> Yes. Okay. I don't know about dads because I only knew Evelyn and >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> Were they racist? >> I don't have any memory of of that. >> So, we got photos of mom's parents in blackface for Halloween and Nanny calling Brazil nuts something terrible. >> What? I don't remember this at all. >> You don't know what she calls Brazil nuts? >> I don't think so. Don't say it. I'm not >> something bad. >> I'm not. But it's it's racist slur. >> Jesus. >> Out in the open. Like you never growing up. I guess maybe cuz I was always snacking. I was around that that bowl of nuts. [laughter] And she'd say, "Go fill it up with the" [laughter] And I said, "Oh shit." >> Say, "What? I just thought they were Brazil nuts, but she was out here calling them some crazy [ __ ] And then they did blackface on a Halloween." I have that photo. Her mom has that photo. >> Oh Jesus. I don't remember any of this. >> They're straight black like minstrels for [ __ ] Halloween one year. >> God. Okay. Well, >> so yeah, I did be your answer. I guess >> I heard the slurs, >> but it's I'm not like saying any of that's good, but I do think that [ __ ] was like far more generally socially acceptable in that era. When was this? 1940 or something? >> Uh, well, when was mom born? >> 50 >> 50 something. So, >> she was born in 53 or four. >> I mean, we're talking about probably the 60s cuz mom was like almost >> God. >> Yeah. >> Well, there you have it. That's your answer. Fuzzy. Oh, we're getting some more super chats. Please no more. Fozzy Aussie, I think your podcast has one of the best representations of MAGA thinking. I work a service position job in MAGA country and this is how they think. >> I agree. I totally agree. I think like you can say our dad is like mentally not all there or like aggressive or angry or whatever. I think he's like the norm in MAGA. >> Mhm. Just crazy. >> Matthew, Rob, Chad, why so little Big Brother love? Only live. >> It's the only live reality show. >> The feeds are underrated. I So little Big Brother love, [ __ ] Do you know who I coached? Taylor Hail. Okay, if you know what Big Brother is, you know who the [ __ ] Taylor Hail is. So, okay. No big brother love. Please, please. [snorts] J Wild. Hey, Chad and Haley. I hope you two are well. Tonight's episode had me practically pulling out my hair as an artist. I hope you two are maintaining creativ creativity flow during these times. Much love from Minnesota. >> I finished a book. I'm [ __ ] cranking through a screenplay right now called Moon Cops, which I think is going to be very good. >> Okay. Um, yeah. >> Do they astral project? >> No. The story is a cop in the first scene. This is like takes place in the year 2300 or whatever in New York. This cop is like chasing two bad guys who have stolen a car and he's asking he's like permission to use a a weapon. And the car is like an AI, his police cruiser. And he's like and the car is like no permission denied. Your last shooting range test was [ __ ] terrible. you won't hit the shot. And he's like, "Fuck you. I don't need your permission." He pulls out a gun and he shoots at the tire, but it hits the hydrogen fuel cell, blows the car up, does all this property damage. Cut to He's cleaning out his locker, and the chief's like, "You got to do a year on the moon. Rehab your image, blah, blah, blah." And he's like, "The moon? No, the moon is a scientific colony that has no crime ever." And they send cops there to basically like rehab their image. So he goes up to the moon to the scientific colony and it covers of course a criminal plot. >> Who plays this cop? >> Jason Mamoa. >> He's my perfect moon cop. [laughter] >> Yeah, it's it's good, right? And he's just kind of like a dumb like little bit doofy just like I like chasing bad guys and there ain't no bad guys on the [ __ ] moon. This is [ __ ] Then he gets basically the whole plot is this. When while he's up there, it cuts to 11 months later. He's got one month left and he gets to come back. In that month, the seven leaders of the human world are going to come give their first state of the world address on the moon. And the guy who runs the moon is named Gary Vangelis. He cured cancer. He solved global warming. He did all the scientific [ __ ] And in exchange, all the countries of the earth said, "You can have the moon to do your science there, but we're going to put the moon patrol to watch you and make sure no bad [ __ ] is going. They'll report back to us. And in the 50 years he's been up there, no bad [ __ ] has ever happened." And so now what he's doing is he's going to take these seven world leaders who are coming up to the moon to deliver the state of the world address, and he is going to replace them. He's going to kidnap them, kill them, and replace them with androids that look like them who will go back down to Earth and be benevolent and usher in a utopia. >> Who is main bad guy? >> There is no bad guy. I am on that guy's side. >> Okay. So, who's that guy >> in my head? Jeff Goldblum. Um, and so now he tells all the cops basically like, "Hey everybody, we have to beef up security per Earth's rules because we're having all their leaders come up here, so you're all getting partners." And of course, our guy's like, "Fuck you. I don't want a goddamn partner." And he gets this partner who's like this younger woman, and he's like, "You don't seem like a cop." And she's like, "Truth be told, I'm not. I'm actually a scientist." And but it takes like 40 years to get your grants and get approved and come up here to the moon to do your scientific research. So, I just went through the police academy and passed the police exam so I could come up here as a cop. But now I get access to all this science. No, no, no, no. And she can understand what the scientists are working on and starts to put together that like something's not right here. But he's too [ __ ] stupid to understand any of the science. And so they together work to take down this uh criminal enterprise of kidnapping the seven world leaders and replacing them with >> Who is she? >> That I don't know. Could be. >> A Fanning. A Fanning. >> No, >> an Olsson. >> I When I originally came up with this, I thought Issa Ray, but I'm not sure. No. Anyways, um Okay. Oh my god, there's too many super chats. I shouldn't have said anything. Please stop these super chats, please. Um, okay. MAGA in this country. Chad, big brother love. Where are we? Okay, we're right here. Anley Williams, love the pod. I'm soon to be a college grad, film major, and I'd totally edit the pod for y'all. Well, I would love that, but we don't have any money to to do that right now. My apologies. As soon as we can hire an editor, we will. John de Young is Bob is Bobb 5 something. Is he in the chat? Um, I'm not sure what is being asked here, but our dad is definitely not in the chat. He wouldn't even understand how to do it. Stephanie Royer, I sent Monty Mater a chat about coming on your pod. All right, cool. Lady Tamarita, my grandparents called Brazil nuts the same. Slur Haley, this was in the 60s, early 70s. Okay, so that's somebody who knows what you're talking about. >> Matthew Rob says, "Taylor Hails overrated. Jag is the goat." Oh, you [ __ ] >> She's a champion. She's a [ __ ] champion. >> J had 21. Brazil nuts equal. >> Don't >> I'm black by the way. >> I can't see what that emoji is. something toes. Lance McDonald, who's your favorite to win traders and who's the one person you would put on next season? Rob Roush. Rob Roush. And finally, our final one, Mccuro 666. Love the 666. Love the pod. It's just four dudes [ __ ] around. Mary Lou is unreachable. Uh, thank you everybody so much for joining us tonight. Uh, we'll be back on Wednesday. I'm going to do that episode with my mom and then for what it's worth for everybody here, next Sunday we might not have a show because I'm going to be out of town until Sunday evening. We're going to work that out. Uh maybe it'll be a Monday episode. I'm not sure how we're going to do it. Next week's schedule is going to change a little bit. We'll let you know in Instagram and I'll probably make a post on YouTube as well so that everybody can know. But thank you so much for joining us for this. Thank you Haley for doing this with me and uh we'll see you very soon. Bye.