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Okay, let's simmer down. We've gotten heated up. The simmer down this week is, of course, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have announced >> That's not a simmer down. >> Their engagement uh on what was the most listened to podcast episode of all time. >> Let him talk. >> Why? >> Dad, you got to chill the [ __ ] out. >> Why should I let him talk? >> Why are you being such an [ __ ] right now? You're just being a straight [ __ ] [ __ ] Seems like for the sake of being an [ __ ] >> you are the straight [ __ ] [ __ ] >> In what way? >> The Trump thing got him riled up >> every way possible. >> The Trump thing. What thing? >> Hello. >> Making fun of Trump. >> What? That video I made. That's why you're so pissed off right now. I rest my case on your in a cult. That's some dear leader [ __ ] right there. >> Okay. >> All right. Taylor Swift, go. Yes, sorry. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced that they're getting engaged on Travis Kelce's podcast. It was a giant podcast. She has a new album coming out, starting a new tour. The NFL season is about to start. It's all in terms of like promotion, the falseness of it, the let me make my more money. She is, of course, a giant capitalist uh billionaire. I mean, there's no other way to put it. I think anybody at this point who's a billionaire is probably not a great person. But all of these things have happened. It is the biggest thing happening in entertainment. Mom, what are your thoughts on the marriage? Is it real? >> It's real. I wish him the best of luck. This brings back normal man and woman getting married into our country. >> Normal man and woman. There's a lot of rumors that they're both gay. Just to let you know. >> I did not know. No, they're not. They're going to have babies. They're going to live happily ever after. And I hope that they have a lot of years going forward and a lot of love. >> Great. Dad, what do you think? Oh my god, he's a child. Haley, what do you think? >> I am a Swifty. I love Taylor's music. I >> Yeah, we know that. >> It's hard to reconcile that she's a billionaire. I will admit. Um I think it's real. I think it's real. I definitely think though that it's not contractual, but I think that they kind of >> how much money can we make? What can we put out? Like it's become a money-making venture, but I do think that they actually are engaged. They actually are together, but it's now like uh part of it is a business transaction. They're like the big couple. >> Yeah. Here's what I >> talk about conspiracy theories. This is how deep I'll go. I believe she has a deal on paper with that National Football League >> to seriously date whatever player she wanted to pick. It happened to be Travis Kelce. He happens to be on one of the best teams in the NFL. And I think this was a done deal. >> I I legit think it was. No, I don't. I don't think it goes that deep, but I do think this is >> for the most part completely fake. >> Here's how we're going to know if it's real or not. In the end, >> in the end, all these places, oh, have the wedding here, have the wedding here, they'll if they have it in the backyard and ditch everybody. >> What makes What makes you think it's fake? >> Highowered couples like this don't especially one that's kind of like you can see the symbiotic relationship. Obviously, he's getting way more out of it than she is, but she has catapulted to her her highest level of fame during this period where she is woven into the NFL where she gets free TV time every Sunday when she goes to one of these games and oh my god, here they are and this photo op and blah blah blah. I'm not saying she wasn't famous before this. Obviously, she was a giant famous musician. But there's something about this relationship and tying it to I mean, a lot of people think he's MAGA. I don't know if he is or not, but like the NFL certainly is, you know, they both are going to be. >> So, she's plugged directly into that MAGA fan base in a way that I don't think she was before, which has obviously exploded her popularity because she's playing both sides of that fence now. Um, I just think that it is once you get to that level, it's like Tom Cruz, every relationship he's had with anybody, that's done by contract. You will produce this many children for me. We will divorce on this date. You will be paid this amount. Um, I think something like that is probably happening. Just my two cents. I could be wrong. >> I don't think so. I don't think so. I think I think it's real. I think they met >> though. It all played out like he made the [ __ ] bracelet. He tried to get her number even on the podcast. You know, she was talking about he's kind of like the thing I've been looking for and writing about since I was 15 years old. >> And now there was a farce. >> Yes. No more breakup songs. All those other guys, >> I don't think it is. I think it's real. >> She is, say whatever you want about her music, about her personally. It's undeniable. She is probably the single greatest marketing mind >> marketer >> maybe that has ever existed in humanity. >> She doesn't do anything unless it makes her more famous and makes her more money. That is all she's really concerned with. And I think she has like a a unique kind of artistic talent, probably autistic as well, that where she can just like turn out [ __ ] songs on a minute-by-minute basis. And that's super impressive. Obviously, I take nothing away from her as an artist. >> But I do think >> like at her core, the art has kind of given way to the fame in her mind. Like that is the art now. The fame and the money. How much can I get? >> And again, once you're a billionaire, you don't do anything for the thing. You're doing it for like how does this affect my billionaire status? >> Okay, >> just my two cents. Uh, dad, you still with us? >> Trump wished him. >> He's literally silent treatment like a child. They nice.