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Hi. Hello. Hello everyone. Hello everyone. Hello everyone. Hello everyone. Hello everyone. Emily McNees says, "Going to make coffee syrup for the week and hang out." [laughter] Right. Enjoy [snorts] the hang out. Enjoy the syrup. Arizona mountain girl says, "If Marylu and Bob received an order to pay out big money directly to Dantree Trump or his kids, would she agree with that? Help her apply the idea to the big picture?"

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Maybe. I don't know. No. I mean, they get those emails from him that are like, "We need your money. Buy this [ __ ]

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bottle of perfume or these sneakers or whatever." And they [ __ ] throw that cash on the table. No, they wouldn't. That's for like [ __ ] perfume. It wouldn't I don't think they'd spend a large sum of money.

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How much do you think they have spent in total on Trump [ __ ] Maybe like a grand. Yeah, I think that's probably roughly accurate as well.

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Yeah. But do you think do they send donations, you think, to his campaign? No. No. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. No, they don't.

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Um, I think they would. I think if they were asked directly, like, "If you're true MAGA, you will just give Donald Trump $1,000." I think they would do it.

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No. Difference [clears throat] of opinion. Dad likes money more than he likes Donald Trump. I don't know if that's true at this point.

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Steven English 198 says, "During Simmerdown, Marylu agreed, saying she can't stand Taylor's me look, but she loves Donald J. Trump. putting name everywhere.

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Fair point. Yeah, exactly. We should have brought that up. I didn't put two and two together quick enough to be able to slap her with that one, but um yeah, it is kind of wild. I was thinking I was just cut the clip of you talking about Taylor Swift and I just posted it or one of the things you were saying about her

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and I'm just like it is so bizarre to me like where people are willing to forgive certain you know perceived like horrible transgressions against humanity,

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right? It's like no no but Taylor Swift's good. She's okay. She gave $26 million, right? She's a billionaire. Yeah, she should have given 500 million.

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I know. Yeah, it's I can't, you know, I used to like, oh, but she's a good billionaire. No, you just can't anymore. You're a billionaire. Period.

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Yes, I 100% agree. Yep. Um, McKenzie Thomas 5780. Thank you very much. This is Nona D3 or Demate X. D3 M8X. Hearing Maryl discuss education last week was hard. maybe have an educator on the show. It was clear there is much about the system. She doesn't understand.

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Yeah. And she used to be a teacher for that was her whole career. Yeah. But she's not been in the education system in how many decades. Like they have no And they have no small children.

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They don't they have no concept of like what's going on with our education right now or anything really. Um I I just like I don't know. I always feel like we're getting her to a point where she's she's unable to deny the things we're saying. Like today when I was talking about the um the grievances in the Declaration of Independence

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basically like Trump at least there were a bunch more in there that Trump is not doing right but those ones that I laid out and there were like seven or eight of them Trump is literally doing every one of them.

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It's all of Maja. They don't they don't see the parallel. I don't know if they're I I think it's getting to a point where it's like so undeniable that they have to I think

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based on just like the lack of people who came out to his uh you know whatever it was sweet American jamboree or whatever

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that to me is like MAGA ain't there anymore. You've got people like mom and dad and that's it. The ones who are like brainwashed to the core and even those even mom is starting to like come around. Yeah.

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Mackenzie Thomas 5780. You need to do an episode comparing recent photos versus Nazi Hitler photos for comparison for Marylu. That's a good idea.

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We did one of these. Um, or at least I've done a couple of these. We did I don't remember how long ago this was, but it was with Bovino, uh, the guy who used to be the head of ICE,

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wearing his like little Hitler outfit, you know, his Nazi outfit. I showed mom that next to a picture of I forget who it was, one of Hitler's like top dudes, one of his henchmen or whatever, and was like,

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"Clearly, he's trying to look like a [ __ ] Nazi." And she's like, "No, he's not." I think more like you like if you grab pictures of people like being ripped from their homes, if you can find that because they both exist, that might do it.

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Okay. Yeah, maybe I'll check that out. Um, what do you got going on there in the background? Somebody cooking some microwave chicken. I think it's the oven preheat.

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Ashy Ashton 9412. I think Mary Lou is so close to leaving MAGA that it's scaring her. I agree. She needs to feel like it's her idea decision to denounce it, not you guys forcing her. Sure. But I will also say we've been doing this podcast for four years trying to get like I I don't think there's a way that we can

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right, you know, pull ourselves out of the process. We are the reason this is happening. Right. If we weren't doing this podcast, none, she wouldn't be remotely close.

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Correct. So, um I don't know that we can What is that little the person's icon? Is that me and my Wolverine? you and your Wolverine suit.

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Okay, thank you. Um, I don't think that we can pull ourselves out of the process of her getting to leave MAGA. I think that's like a bakedin piece of this.

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So, I get what you're saying. She's scared. she needs to come to it in her own terms or whatever, but like we have gotten her to this point, I think, because we've been doing the show for four years in a kind of unrelenting pace of at least one conversation a week, trying to explain the facts of various situations to her, etc., etc., trying to get her to see, you know, what Trump is actually doing, at least in terms of the corruption and stuff. So, um, you know, I I don't know. Do you think we should like back off a little bit? Let her come

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to this on her own. No, I don't think so either. No, I'm gonna keep pressing. Yeah. Right. Phil Meyer 2367. Even if Biden fam was corrupt, doesn't make Trump corruption okay. Yes, exactly. We try to every time she does these whataboutism things. Well, Biden did this. And by the way, her whataboutis isms aren't even right. the I if I remember right, the Biden thing was for like tens of thousands of dollars that they said he

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gave Hunter in some capacity, some kind of like governmental thing. I don't even remember what the details of it was, right? Certainly, it wasn't a $1.6 billion mining contract given to Hunter Biden

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by his dad and he knows nothing about mining. That's what Trump's doing. So, I I agree with you. Biden corruption doesn't make Trump corruption, okay? They are not even comparable in my mind.

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Correct. Nod, bro. Yeah. I don't correct. What you want me? What do you want me to say? I agree. Thank you very much. Thank you for agreeing with me. K. Van Winkle 777.

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I feel like when Haley didn't condone Taylor Swift's actions, Mary Lou had a hard time condoning the Trump boys right after. Good topic placement. Thank you very [laughter] much. That Taylor Swift [ __ ] I don't know why it's got me so [ __ ] crazed. It's I guess it's like she her her fan base is so gigantic. She has so many people that listen to her [ __ ] She's arguably the most famous person on earth,

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right? She's in that category. Contention, you know? Yes. I put her up there with like Pope, Trump, right? Maybe that's it. I don't know.

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A lot of sway, a lot of eyes. Yeah. Yes. And she, as most musical artists do, who are not overtly right politically, right?

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It the default when you hear of like a a big famous music artist is that they would be liberal. And so I think she rides that a little bit by not having any overt political messaging in anything.

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It's all with intention. I mean, she intentionally does not say anything about anything. And that to me is a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] move

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100%. She's an [ __ ] She's very greedy. Yes. In all capacities. She wants all the money. She wants all of your attention. She wants all of the fame.

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And now this this wedding that she's having with Kels, how to explain this? I have a friend who is very deep into this.

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Mhm. We sometimes write movies together. Is she mad or no? Yeah. I I wouldn't say mad, but is like kind of grossed out by it.

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Disappointed. But she also is a big I mean she goes deep in the conspiracy theories. We talk to each other maybe probably at least twice a week just talking about like whatever projects we're working on. How's your [ __ ] with your agents going? You know, whatever.

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Um every one of those conversations there is an extra hour added to it. Yeah. That's all Taylor Swift [laughter] and it's just me going uhhuh uhhuh. Okay.

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It's just like there's a you know it's all performative. You know I'm a feminist. But are you But [ __ ] are you?

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Yeah. I don't know. It's all It's all just like you said, give me that money. She is a billionaire and you don't make that money, you know, being the nice person.

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And it's even in like, you know, looking at the NFL, like somebody at her tier. I mean, whatever. Let's say the relationship's real. You can't help who you fall in love with, blah blah blah.

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But that's not how relationships work for people like her, right? They're designed by agents and managers. you're going to go on a date with this person, it'll be good for your profile. That's like the first thought of it. Then if you wind up liking the person, maybe it goes somewhere, whatever. Generally speaking, certainly for her, like all the relationships she's she's had have been like kind of big public profile people, other musicians, whatever, and they're in tabloids and they're out there, you know, making their news off of it. She's writing albums about them. So, [clears throat] it all kind of feeds itself. Snake

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eating its own tail thing. But when you sit down and you're like, I think I'll go for an NFL player next. Well, the NFL is as mega as it gets. Especially that team. The owner of that team. Many of the players on that team are openly MAGA.

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Mhm. Um it's like that was a choice. Somebody reported that she had like a somebody that owns an ice facility or something was at her wedding like in attendance.

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Sure. I don't know. They don't care. It's there there was um I saw some a trailer I think for the next Facebook movie

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that has the guy from Succession of Zuckerberg. Oh, right. Um the movie doesn't look good, but there's a line in it that some like Facebook executive says to somebody in in the trailer where he's like, "We're in a postgovernment world now." Essentially meaning like the billionaires control everything. That's how it works. It doesn't matter what country you are, what the government is, that is irrelevant.

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And I think that that is true. Anybody who's in that tier of wealth, those people move in circles and have access to certain things that no one else does. Period. And if they are not leveraging, all of their wealth, all of their power against the current system, they are supporting it.

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Part of it. Yeah. Um, yeah. Taylor Swift is that for sure. It was disgusting. Like, so I really thought like they were blocking off Madison Square Garden. I was like, "This this is maybe like maybe they're throwing a party or something like they're gonna get married there." And they filmed it.

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Yep. Making money off of your [ __ ] wedding. And so you have to like think about I don't think it's a real relationship. I'll I'll just put that out there. My friend believes they are both gay and this is a

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lavender fabrication. Yeah. Wasn't that even the song they came out to or something? Lavender Hayes. Something like that, right? [laughter] See if people were like, "Okay, they had Adam Sandler was the officient who starred in Chuck and Larry with Kevin James where they fake being gay to get."

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Okay. Are you sure you're not a Swifty? Cuz you're going down the rabbit. You're going down Gayler right now. This is from my friend. I don't know any of this [ __ ] until

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she actually thinks that it's a lavender marriage. Yes. I have read these theories and she's a pretty big Swifty as well. Um, at any rate, whatever the case, you sit down and you're like, "Okay, well, we're going to get married." So, how does that even first start for them? Is that a an idea floated by her manager, dad? Is that an idea floated by their representatives?

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Is it them floating the idea to each other in any capacity? Whether it's real or not, there's that conversation that needs to be had. And then it's like because you know he's not proposing unless this has already all been discussed so that they can have the cameras there and the whatever they need to have. Um it's all outlined all of it.

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And then they decide either together or she does it's Madison Square Garden. It'll be the biggest show on earth. Whoa. That's [ __ ] crazy. You don't think that'll come across a little insincere? A little for the wrong reasons if you follow reality television. Mhm.

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that we're turning this thing that's supposed to be like, oh, a celebration of our love into a giant [ __ ] money-making show.

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Mhm. It's just bizarre to me. I I think it's a real relationship, but I but obviously it's like so beneficial for both of them. So, you know, it's a little

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It is a little gross. It's a lot gross. The Madison Square Garden [ __ ] was a lot gross. And people are literally dying in New York with no [ __ ] air conditioning. And she's like, "Light it up."

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Yep. Get [ __ ] Like, you you completely lost me here. This wedding was like the nail in the coffin. You lost me. Am I going to listen to her new music? Yeah. I will never buy a ticket to anything that she ever does ever again.

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All right. Yeah. Wow. Well, there you have it. Um, special K0 special K_0455. I want to commend both of you for sticking to making Mary Lou say why the White House won't condemn the march in DC. She really didn't want to say it, but it was important that she did a great job. What more? Oh, the neo-Nazis. Yeah, that [ __ ] was wild to me.

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She's like, "Yes, he's a neo-Nazi. Yes, he's a rapist, but he's my president." What the [ __ ] I like what? Why? It's gonna click. It's gonna click.

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Yeah, it has it. It's just that last thread that because it's like such a piece of her identity. It's like she has to let a piece of herself go in order to do this. And I don't think she's quite there obviously,

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but I think she will be she's getting very close. Um, CEB 105. Does Mary Lou hold back true thoughts because of Bob? I don't think so.

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I don't think so either. I don't think. anymore. I don't ever think he was like um hampering her ability to speak her actual thoughts. I think when he used to be on the show and and indeed even in life a little more um able, you know, I think it was like they kind of fed off each other. His rage would fuel her rage and so on and so forth. So she doesn't have that like extra gas on the fire and the fire's starting to burn out basically. That's kind of what it feels like to me.

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Yeah. I don't think he ever like forced her into silence or anything like that. No. Um, where was I? Stardust YT, hey from France. Hi. Thoughts on the Empire State Building climbers. Did you see that [ __ ]

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Yes, that was terrifying. I know. That video of the cop going up there. You guys get me up here. Holy [ __ ] Like you draw that straw. I gotta climb up to the [ __ ] top of the Empire State Building to get these two people who climbed off the building. No thank you. I quit my job immediately.

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Right. Right. Yeah, it was pretty wild, but it was cool. Right. They they had a banner that said something like, "If everybody loves each other, the world be a better place." Tommy Weso Style.

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Support. Support. Yeah, it was cool. I love them. Yeah, I thought it was great. And then she got went all around the internet because she looks like a model and people are like, "Holy [ __ ] this is the

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right woman who climbed on top of the building or whatever." Yeah, it was wild. It was effective. You know, they got in the news cycle for

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20 minutes. Mhm. They got their 15. Congrats. Yep. Cal WM or Colom or Calom. Haley could have made cocade cookies. Do you know what this means?

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No. Gatorade lemonade. I'm not sure what this means. Column column. Sorry. In reference to like the Fourth of July. Yeah, I don't know.

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I'm not sure. Amelia Bedilia 3813. I was Renee Good's vigil hours after she was killed and at Whipple the next morning. sobering, but seeing thousands show up was so healing. Wish Mary Lou could have felt that solidarity. It would open her eyes.

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Yeah, maybe. Probably. Yeah, I think getting her out of the house to attend some kind of like anti-MAGA thing would be interesting. Mhm.

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I don't know if that's ever going to happen. Do you think we could get her to go to a protest or a rally or something? No way. Right.

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Maybe. Maybe. All right. Yeah, we'll see. Maybe in the future. I don't know. Flying ears. Beagles. Bagels. [snorts] Would you consider doing a short Bob update at the beginning of the pod? Even something like he's still hanging in there. Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers. Thanks.

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Yeah. I mean, we did one I think on Wednesday. Wednesday, was it? Or last Sunday. He is still hanging in there. Um he is among us.

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[laughter] I mean, that's about all that's the only update really. I I um you know, he's old and he's had a lifetime of type two diabetes. I think all that [ __ ] eventually catches up with you and that seems to be what's happening currently, but he is still here.

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Mhm. Phil Meyer 2367. I have stopped and restarted dreams to change its outcome. his actual dreams to change their is capitalized. It's not a that's not a book or a movie or something. Chad, do you think that it's possible in projections? I have stopped and restarted let's say dreams lowercase D to change its outcome. I assume that means to change their outcome. Chad, do you think that it is possible in projections? What's a projection?

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Like astral projections. Astral projecting. My only experience with that [ __ ] and I don't even know if I'm doing it is like you're it's not like a dream. It's some it's very different. It's uh you are at least the few the handful of times that I think I might have done it. Um not out of body experience but like astral projecting seeing being in another location and like seeing it as though you're there.

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It's it's more like you're just in a place. It's not like there's anything to restart. You're just there and you're looking at [ __ ] and it's crystal [ __ ] clear. It is It is like you are literally there in the room just kind of watching [ __ ] happen. So, I'm not sure. Um I also am no expert in any of this stuff. I'm just like [ __ ] around reading my little books and doing my little meditations and you know seeing what I can get done.

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But um I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs of it. I would refer you to YouTube.com for your answers. Allison Adamson9575 Sharon McMahon at Sharon says says so would be a great representative of educators to have on the show to talk with Mary Lou. Is that that's not Vince McMahon's

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is that the WWF? Yeah, it may be. I think it may be a great representative. [laughter] Yeah, I'm not sure that I can get um one of the McMahon family, but I'll test it out. I'll try better than 98 Jmail world. They haven't added Trump, but it's a Gmail format for the E files. Perhaps Maryl can better navigate that format rather than the Gov website.

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Jmail world. Yeah, maybe. I just like getting her to use some new thing I think is a non-starter. Yeah, personally. Um, calm down and relax says, "If you can see how people overlook Taylor Swift transgressions because of who she is, what about Michael Jackson? He had sleepovers with children."

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Yeah. Mhm. I agree. Um, I still like the music, so I listen to it, but all of that is very alarming, disturbing. I'm still listening to the music though. I can't [ __ ] help it. They're [ __ ] bangers.

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Yeah, the music real good. The music real good. Um, but I agree. This is a It's a problematic thing. Or any musical artist. Chris Brown. I used to like Chris Brown a lot. Then he bit Rihanna and beat the crap out of her.

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That became difficult. Um, and I don't really listen to this [ __ ] at all anymore. R. Kelly. R. Kelly. P. Diddy. P. Diddy.

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There's so many. There's so many. Yeah. Matt Jackson, WNC. Chat, I agree that borders and money aren't real. So why would you not accept unpaid help with the show? Because Matt Jackson, in our world, you whatever the [ __ ] this is, you still got to have that damn money.

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God, I get this all the time at the bakery. Like my haters will comment like, "Oh, I thought you didn't like capitalism. What are you doing with a bakery? I [ __ ] live in this world."

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Yeah. Playing this video game. What the [ __ ] In this video game, you need rupes. And so, right, [laughter] I I don't listen, I when I first started out um after I graduated college trying to get into Hollywood, the amount of unpaid work I did was obscene. Even now

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as a a WGA writer who has written movies, TV shows, books, the amount of unpaid work you are still asked to do in in the form of unpaid rewrites, just draft after draft. even though your contract says three drafts. Well, you're going to wind up doing about 10.

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I hate it. It's abusive. And so, I myself I I just can't in good conscience like have anybody doing free work for me. The closest I would come to something like that is starting a new project and just whoever's involved in the kind of like genesis of it. We all kind of agree there's no money up front. We're all working on this project to try and get it to a level of monetization and we will split percentage-wise, you know, whatever that money is. But um yeah, sorry. That's that's why I don't do it. I don't like money. I wish it didn't exist, but unfortunately it does

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and that's how we all live. Jeremy Gita 201 topic compare Mussolini Hitler talking points. You want us to do this now or same for my [laughter] mom later? I'm very confused. I don't know about this one. I'm confused.

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Probably for mom. [snorts] Mussolini and Hitler talking points comparison begin. Um I don't know what what's that going to do though. It's the same thing that you did today.

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Yeah. I don't know that that would get much out of her. Yeah. Kvens McGee Maga says quote everybody has to follow our values and morals but us because we are exceptional equals American exceptionalism in a nutshell. Yes, I agree.

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The kind of like the most um you know kind of like rotten version the most like twisted and tainted version of like the American identity is exactly that. It's just like a I am better than you simply because I am American. And that boils down to it's like a discriminatory kind of ideology at its base

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just like racism, just like homophobia and all these other things. Um and it also, you know, forwards the idea that any of us are different from anybody else.

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That being American is like not only different than being any other nationality, it is better. And it that's just obviously at least to me incredibly wrong. But I agree. Shiny jumpsuits says, "Andor, we will get you to watch." Who me? I ain't watching Andor. I usually quit after a couple episodes of shows as well. If it doesn't grab me, give this one three. Won't do it. We will humbly accept your apology after will never will, I repeat, never

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give a TV series three episodes to hook me. I just watched uh Widow's Bay that's on Apple TV. Yeah, I think so. And it's [clears throat] a horror show.

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Yes, but it's also funny. Okay. It was pretty good. I liked it. I like spooky [ __ ] And it had kind of like a parks and wreck. It had like a funny spin to it as well.

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Have Oh, we were just talking about this right before we came on. Dark dark or back rooms. I was going to say dark rooms. That's a different movie probably. Um, let's discuss quickly. Back rooms. This will be spoiler alert for anybody watching. If you haven't seen Back Rooms and you want to, we are going to talk for a couple of minutes here just about our takes on it. I did see it last night. I saw it because uh obviously it's making all this money and it's kind of this an obsession is launching this new wave in Hollywood where it's these indie horror filmmakers

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who came from YouTube making super lowbudget projects that have like cleaned up at the box office and I felt like it was um kind of a cultural moment. An important movie to see. One of my friends children is in the movie.

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That was pretty interesting. She played the um the young version of the psychiatrist. Oh, okay. Little girl trapped in the house. Yeah. So, overall thoughts, good or bad? [snorts]

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I went into So, I had just I was hot off of Obsession. Yeah, same. That movie [ __ ] blew my mind. I loved that movie.

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So, I had like high expectations. Definitely did not meet expectations. Um, agreed. I don't know. Maybe like a five out of 10. I did not love it.

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That's what I give it. C. Yeah. I didn't like hate it. Like there were parts that made me think and like, "Oh, so your memories get [ __ ] trapped in here and all this shit." Like there's some, you know, smart [ __ ] to it, but overall it was like this is not near the the movie that I hoped it would be.

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Yeah, I was extremely bored during almost all of the movie. The two things that I thought were most impressive about it that I consider like major successes were the art direction. That world of the back rooms was [ __ ] impeccable. It looked so cool. It was like very well thought out, weird geometries and [ __ ] That was like really cool. And the the building of it, like what it the sets they were actually on.

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Like when the psychiatrist runs out of the house and it's [clears throat] like a suburban street, but it's in this weird [ __ ] warehouse, you're just like, "What the fuck?"

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That [ __ ] was really cool. Um, and also that it was a 19-year-old YouTuber who got to direct this movie. So cool. And I think like for a first movie from somebody who is 19, mindblowing the the achievement here. And I will definitely watch um you know probably the next two or three movies that that director does

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and then if they are all kind of shitty, I'll probably write it off, but I'm curious to see the career trajectory of this director. That shit's all very interesting. I just thought the script was bad. There was no plot and it kind of all just hinged on like a vibe. But that even that too I'm like that's kind of cool. It wasn't for me exactly, but the fact that you can make a feature film on a vibe and it makes all this money is like that couldn't have been the case five years ago in Hollywood.

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I what I appreciate appreciate about it is that it's just different. Exactly. Yeah. It's just different obsession. same thing like this is different. Obsession though follows a very wrote three-act structure that is tried and true for horror movies that that's a horror movie you know

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but I have backrooms is not it's some I don't know what back rooms I wouldn't even consider that a horror film yeah it's more like some experimental movie or something I don't really know what to call it either

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yeah it wasn't scary in the least I don't think the the few elements that were kind of scary like the people that he found in the back rooms or whatever

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then they have that inner scene and it's just like, oh, they're not scary at all. The the one thing that was kind of creepy, they just like, no, no, no, that they're funny now. Oh, cool.

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Yeah. Okay, that's good. And then the one monster, the pirate guy was like laughably weird looking, I thought. Yeah, it was ter I don't know. That part was bad. Like, you knew the

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the the tall guy that played like the monster in Romulus, you know, he was the pirate. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So, I saw like behind the scenes of him getting fitted for his costume, but you didn't really know what he was going to be in the movie yet. And I thought, "Oh, okay. So, we're getting like a creature feature. There's some kind of [ __ ] monster in here." And then it just turns out to be

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like [ __ ] alternate Clark pirate. Like, that was like didn't make sense. Like, why was the alternate version of him a giant killing machine, but the alternate version of all these other people seem to

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just there? They were all like multiplefaced and multiple fingered. like they all were um misremembered as they're saying in the exact same way. But for him,

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it's this weird giant killing machine. I don't know. I don't know either. Anyways, um it's worth seeing. I will say that as much as we've just [ __ ] on it, it is worth seeing because there's not really a movie I've ever seen that's quite like that.

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Um Math is Mel. Matis smelled. Has Mary Lou finished one betrayal too many? Oh, we should have asked her that today. That's the rich.

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No, she has not. Yeah. The answer is no. Do you think she's read any of it? The answer is no. You think she just made that Instagram post saying she's reading it and not and hasn't read any of it?

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All right. Maybe a page. [laughter] Okay. Ursula honey sending strength to the culture and family. Haley, if there is no separation of church and state, are the churches paying taxes now? Bible and schools?

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Right. Right. No. No, they ain't. Yeah. No. You know they not paying those taxes. I'm paying them. And I guarantee you Trump is probably looking into how to make

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a religion. Of course, Dwinkler 6382. 1 million2 equals 11 days. 1 billion second equals 31 years. There you go. Poppy 652. Haley, you are an exemplary woman.

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I aspire to be like you when I'm older. Thanks for fighting the good fight. Hua. July Navy. Navy. You're an exemplary woman. That should be uh the title of your autobiography.

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Exemplary woman. Shines in Florida. Loved [groaning] the energy you brought today, Chad. You finally joined Haley's boss level of holding your own views.

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Girl bosses. Girl boss. Girl boss. I'll gatekeep you. Girl boss. Kylie. Kylie Wrathman 968. Haley, when it comes to childhood dreams of what your wedding could be like, and you worked really hard for your ability to make that dream come true, why condemn Taylor? We got a we got a Swifty in here. Why condemn Taylor for for fulfilling [snorts] her dream?

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I had no childhood dream of a wedding. I gave my mother the wedding of her dreams, I feel. Um Ah, I remember that wedding. I got drunk as hell at that wedding.

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Yeah. I'm not I'm not the girl. Um, sure, have have the wedding that you want, but this was just grotesque display. It was completely tonedeaf. We are living through like one of the worst certainly the worst time of my life, uh, politically. Um, so to have this kind of horseshit just like paraded in front of people without air conditioning in the hottest [ __ ] days of the summer during a [ __ ] holiday, shutting down busy streets. It's just grotesque. Um, it's not about It's also like defending a billionaire. You could have a [ __ ] wedding anywhere you want, literally anywhere, and you could do it in

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private. and she could have had that wedding in a real garden somewhere in a different place without shutting all these other things down and harming other people. Um, but she chose she chose to do that. That was a [ __ ] choice. So, um, it's not it's not condemning somebody for like having their dream wedding. It's it's the grotesque display that [ __ ] followed and it was all for for gain.

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It's very much to me like Trump's, you know, putting up bold [ __ ] all over the White House and wanting his name on everything. It's very similar to that.

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It is. It's grotesque. [clears throat] I agree. Um, Tribonicity, [laughter] did you ever ask Marilyn to apologize for her slur? [ __ ] no.

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Is this Is this in reference? Is this in reference to Love Island? Hell yeah. Okay. Everybody in my bakery is rooting for Bryce and Trinity, and I think we're going to make a cake for them. Oh,

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everyone in my bakery watches Love Island. They're gonna win it. Hands down. I'm watching it right after we get off this live. We call them Breny.

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Yeah, everybody does, but I call them Tribonicity. Tribinicity. I made up my own merger of their names. All right. Well, I'm going to make the cake and you're going to have to share it for me.

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I will. I'll put on Game of Roses for sure. Um, but please make it be Tribonicity. Tribinity. Let me text that to me. It's t r b i r n y i c t e y. [laughter]

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It's like a drug. It's like gusskumabaya, right? Skyrizzy. Okay. Nobody calls him that. But I appreciate you trebinicity. And to answer your question, no, I did not do that and I should have, but the Wednesday episode that followed,

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she said a transphobic slur that I bleeped out of the thing. And I realized too in our editing I I've left the bleep in for the past like three episodes. So just at random times in the past three episodes there's just a beep. [laughter] My apologies. But um I didn't do it because I was going to do it on the Wednesday episode following the transgression, but that Wednesday episode was you and me doing lib. She wasn't on it and then it just kind of slipped away. I will do my best to remember to to do that because she owes the apology, I think.

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One one B carry or is that right? One B carry LB Carry. Mary Lou says Trump isn't racist, but what does she think racism is or how racism functions? Interesting question. We could get in more into that. It is wild that she doesn't think he's [ __ ] racist.

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I mean, he did all that [ __ ] back in the 80s like with not letting black people rent. Well, that too. Yeah.

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Yeah. He's he been at it for a minute. Um, and clearly his his every law he passes in one way or another has to do with racism or homophobia or some kind of discriminatory ideologies.

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Something like to do with Ebstein also like models or something coming to Mara Lago and he's like make sure none of them are black.

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Oh [ __ ] I didn't hear about that. I swear to God. Like there's some Ebste conversation about it as well. God damn.

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Yeah. Why are we living through this era? All right. Elver Gar Elver Gallalargo Enti. Hey, Libs. Love the pod. Kind of miss having your dad around. Haven't had to yell at my screen for a while. I'm hoping he gets better. Prayer hands emoji. Thank you very much. As are we. Um I'm going to now I just realized I have not been looking at the super chats. I'm going to turn off super chats now. We're going to get through all the ones that are in the queue. Thank you everybody who has submitted. I'm turning them off now.

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Turning off. Okay. Um, sorry. Where were we? Yes, we hope he's getting better, too. I don't honestly I don't know if he's going to be back on the show ever. Um, he's like, you know, got some healing up to do. I don't know. We'll see. We want him to get back. He wants to get back, but it's just a matter of like, can he sit through an hour of doing this basically? And at this point, I think that answer is no.

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Zelda Moore says, "Mitch McConnell blocked COVID relief funds all day every day and is why we got 1,200 max during a literal plague." Yeah, he did do all that. Weebulus one. Weebelis one. Weebulis one.

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Weebelis Weebleis one. Been listening to you guys for about half a year now. Love it all. Thank you very much. Recently lost my kitty. Oh no, after my birthday. Been trying to ignore it with sports, but the M's unfortunately gave me pain as usual. Mariners, I guess. Um, I'm sorry about your cat. That's very sad. I hate stuff like that.

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Yeah, pets give us so much. And god damn, they can take way more. [laughter] Yeah, it's true. It the first animal that I ever lost like brought me to my [ __ ] knees. I couldn't breathe for about four days. the the first like animal death that I ever experienced

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is still a story that mom tells all the time. That bird that I was trying to rehab when I was like six years old or whatever,

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right? And it died and it [ __ ] shattered my life, right? I I think the trauma of that is probably why I have never opted to include pets in my life.

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If animals come to me and they want to hang, I'm down with that. But I have never sought them out. Yeah. It's bad. was that? Um, anyways, Carol_F_S, thank you very much. Better than 98. I considered midterms a light at the end of the tunnel, but the people in power aren't giving it up or they will see justice. The midterms aren't going to be the reprieve we need. So, what do we do?

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I don't know if that's true. Are you seeing all these super [ __ ] progressive Democrats winning these primaries and [ __ ] Yeah,

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I'm like I don't there's two ways to go down this path. One is I think the I think there's going to be a pretty big blue wave. The other is we don't have fair and free elections anymore. I don't know which is true, but I think one of those will be.

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Well, I think if we don't get the blue wave, it is the proof that I need that we don't have fair elections anymore.

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Interesting. Okay. It's how I feel. It was rigged, right? Yeah, it may be. I don't know. I'll have to look at the the data. Like I I am still I'm like, weren't we on this with the [ __ ] presidential election? We saw the data and it looked real weird and then that just kind of dissipated. That's not no longer a news story. Doesn't look like anybody's investigating it.

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They're like, "Yeah, he probably stole the election." So anyway, he's putting his name on the Kennedy Center. Lava 26. Maryl said people should high school kids. Maryl said people should oh homeschool kids probably but then say co and sitting in front of a computer made kids illiterate. Also please watch God and country doc produced by Rob Reiner. Um okay we'll do try to thank you for your comment. Oh is this the same one? No.

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This was caro_f_s. Hi Chad and Haley. I'm curious how being vegan affects your baking. Is high vegan or can you not taste certain things?

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I get this question a lot. So all of our original recipes are tried, true, tasted by me. Um it was before I became a vegan, so I don't need to taste those anymore. Um if we come up with new recipes that are not vegan, I have three trusted bakers that do all of the tasting for me in that arena. Um we do make vegan baked goods. In fact, I am working on a vegan line of cookies to ship nationwide.

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Uh, and I of course taste all those. I actually think all of our vegan [ __ ] is better than our original recipes. Um, but I live in a state where if you say that you're all vegan, you may not have a lot of business. So, I'm slowly like rolling out more and more vegan products. Um, like we only exclusively make vegan gluten-free brownies. Nobody even knows.

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They're labeled as such, but like when you eat them, you can't tell the difference. So, I'm slowly kind of like [ __ ] with [ __ ] to make it more vegan friendly.

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You should do You should have a mystery snack or something and it's like you don't know if it's vegan or not. If you're vegan, you can't eat it because it might not be. But if you're not and you want to see maybe it's vegan, maybe it's not and it's an extra

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people people like turn their nose up at just the word vegan. But the reality is that I make pretty [ __ ] good cookies, brownies, bars, and they're vegan and you don't know.

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There isn't a difference. There isn't a difference. Totally. I When I became vegan, I thought it was going to be very hard because I was like I was eating a [ __ ] In-N-Out Double Double every day for lunch, basically. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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Um and I was like, "Wait, no meat, no cheese, no none of this shit." But almost immediately I was like, "Oh, yeah. This is way better."

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Yeah. You just feel better. It's like not gross. Um skin is glowing. Yeah. It It's just way better, at least in terms of how I feel. So, if you are thinking about attempting veganism,

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Yeah. give it a couple of months. See if you can go like two months. By the end of those two months, I bet you will get to a point where you not only enjoy the food you're eating,

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you will start to become repulsed by meat. Yes. And dairy for that matter. Like when I see people like slopping down cheese and and like sour cream and [ __ ] it like [laughter]

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I got a matcha um at my local grocery store, little cafe the other day and they accidentally put real milk in it. I always get it with almond milk and I took a big swig of it and immediately was just like cuz you can feel the

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casein whatever it is. It's like slime that gets put into your mouth from it. And I was just like, how did I not notice this before?

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Anyways, Captain Goku 2280. Hey, Lib Sib Lib, sorry. I love all topics you guys did on today's show. Thank you. Did you guys see the video of Trump's speech and the huge debacle of the fireworks at the GAF? Yes. Did you see that?

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No. Why? What happened? Um the speech basically was like delayed because of all the hail or all the um the thunderstorms and stuff in DC. And then his speech was like people were walking out, people were mad. It was just like a a disaster top to bottom this whole [ __ ] thing was. And it's funny that like when we brought it up to mom, she was like, "Well, I had friends there that said they liked it."

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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So now that's where she's getting her news is from her one friend that was at the [ __ ] event,

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right? Uh Michelle Culchin, huh? Hey, Michelle Cultin Chad, how much of your none of this is real belief and lack of children play into how seriously you take things like politics and AI? Haley, you're the only authentic person in your family. Never change. What? I'm sitting [laughter] right here. I'm sitting right here.

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You're a [ __ ] phony. Um, how much of your none of this is real belief in lack of children playing to how seriously you take things like politics and AI? My lack of children has nothing to do with how seriously I take anything. Um, my belief that none of this is real means that I probably do have a pretty detached perspective from things like politics and wars and whatever. Um, but it does mean that I take pretty seriously the pursuit of figuring out what is real.

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Is space real, not is real the country? Mh. Um, so yeah, I don't I mean I think I do take some things pretty seriously, but I also find the humor in almost everything because of how absurd it all is. That's just me. That's how I view the world, you know, to each their own. Desiree by note 50001. Chad and Harry, love you all. Thank you very much. Love you, too. I wore black for the fourth.

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Hey, keep it up. Also, how come no mention of the officer arrested on the Capitol steps? Does Mary new Lou know about that? What was this? I don't know about this.

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Um I think he was a naval officer. Oh, I did see that. And he went out with the sign that said impeach Trump. I did see that. Yes.

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And then he gave like a speech and they arrested him. Yeah. I had that in our in our list. I thought you meant like cop, like police officer. But that was in the list and it just narrowly missed making the list. That that basically is like every week there's like one or two topics where I'm like [ __ ] I even crammed seven into today. But by the time we get to the last like one or two topics, mom is just [ __ ] out.

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You can't really even have a conversation. Caroline Levit talking about like Gen Z, born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Did you see that?

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No. What the [ __ ] did she say? She said that and and people did like digging into her past and they're like, "Okay, so you grew up a wealthy white upper class, married a [ __ ] filthy rich millionaire, but you're talking about a silver spoon in people's mouths. Okay, got it." And meanwhile, it's like every successive generation after,

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right? Really? Gen X, I guess, probably. Or are you Gen X? No, I'm And I'm like the ass end of a millennial and I'm the ass beginning of Gen X.

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Are you? Yeah. Yeah. You're Gen X. I'm the first Gen X or whatever. I'm like young Gen X. You're old millennial. Yeah. Um Yeah. I would say every generation like millennials is when it started becoming a thing where like oh you can never afford a house and now it's even worse with um Gen Z. Who the [ __ ] knows what Gen Alpha is going to be like [laughter] working in virtual environments to [ __ ] get Trump coin so they can buy a slurpee at Taylor Swift's third wedding or something. All I know is that I would not be having kids today.

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Nice. But congrats to anyone who is um Forest Epidote. Is that right? Does Mary Lou know Don Trump is considering pardoning Diddy? Yeah, I saw that.

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I saw that. That almost made the list this week, too. Almost 250. Yeah, it was like 250 pardons for the 250th birthday. What the [ __ ] P Did he? Like, we all [ __ ] followed that trial. Everybody followed all the [ __ ] gory details of that trial and he's [laughter] going to [ __ ] pardon this guy.

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Like, he he can't. He can't. [ __ ] dragging Cassie down the hallway. Yeah. Like, are you kidding me? He can't. There's no way. [clears throat]

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Um, Doney, California 324. It's not going to click. I think it will. What does this mean? With mom. What? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

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I think it will. I think it I think it has clicked. There is a I've read a lot about like how the human brain makes decisions

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and it's basically like you make the decision [clears throat] both on a like cellular level before you act on it. But psychologically too sometimes you can make decisions months ahead of you actually like voicing that the decision is made. I think we are in that phase with her. She has made the decision to not be MAGA and now it's just a matter of her like behavioral patterns have to now comply with the decision made and it's taking a while to break the the old cycles. But I think I think she's there already.

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Yeah, me too. You just need to give her some time. Danny Yelli, Haley, go down the Gayl rabbit hole. Go, man. Let me see it.

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I know about Gayl Carly Claus and all of it. I know about Gaylord. I'm not like super wellversed, but like I know of it. I know about it. I get it. Um

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I literally follow none of this and I because of my friend I follow all of it. I'm just like I'm I'm almost just tired of like celebrity culture in general.

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Mhm. I don't give a [ __ ] I don't care anymore. Like Kylie Jenner with her [ __ ] AI glasses and [ __ ] Like it's all just so grotesque. I don't give a [ __ ] anymore. I don't care. I don't care.

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Yeah. Nice. Spoken like a true elder millennial. Yeah. Tribinicity back in the chat chat. Telling you this because I don't think you watch Afterson. I don't. Um G's coffee shop gave away free coffee to Jensen. [laughter] I think we talked about this on on this weekend Bachelor Nation. Free coffee to Jensen while he was on Love Island because they thought he was mistreating her. Yeah, I knew about this. Um, and I believe I, if I remember right, we talked about it in this week in Bachelor Nation, which aired on Friday, this week's Gaul basically was the a bombshell in Love Island. That's a a

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usurper who comes in to try and break up um couples basically. And that's the only way that you can stay on the show is if you peel somebody.

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I know what a bombshell is. All right. He peeled this um player named Jen, but then kind of dumped her and tried to [clears throat] snake off to somebody else. it all backfired. And so he owns a coffee shop in Venice out here in LA. And like in his absence, you know, the people who work at his coffee shop while he's in Love Island shooting,

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they're like doing promotions and stuff. And one of them was this. If your name was Jen because he mistreated this player named Jen, you could show up to the coffee shop and they'd give you a free [laughter] cup of coffee or whatever.

52:53

That's pretty good. Yeah, it was funny. I love that damn show. Obama 24. At least Mary Lou is willing to see another side of Donald Trump. My mom doesn't see anything wrong. Wow. Yeah. I mean, at this point, there's just so much wrong. It's It's like I think even the most staunch MAGA defender

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doesn't really have a leg to stand on with some of this [ __ ] Yeah. Um Ka Kaden Kaden Coleman. Kaden Coleman 2140. Hi, Queens. Hi. First, you know, did I tell you or did you see the the birthday card that I got for dad?

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No. It said, "Happy birthday, queen." No. [laughter] First, I want to say [laughter] I just imagine him open it being like, "What the fuck?" First, I want to say I visited High Bakery with my cat a few weeks before they passed, and it's one of my fondest memories with my sweet boy.

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Nice. Nice. Do you have this on your leash? Yeah. Glad the cat got to experience um Hive. Triple XXP Records or Triple XX Precords. Do you consider yourself as extremist or more than Marylu and Bob given that you've supported assassins, believe in open borders, etc. I mean, do you think supporting an assassin is more extreme than supporting Donald Trump who has killed at this point tens of thousands of people?

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Um, I don't consider it to be more extreme, but I think like we are living in extreme times and clearly like what Luigi Manion did is an extreme reaction to uh corporate malfeasants at a level we've never seen in this country. the guy he killed or allegedly killed is responsible for personally making decisions that have killed tens of thousands of people.

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Yeah. So, who is more extreme? Um, I would argue the people at the top who are making these kind of, you know, uh, blind decisions or decisions where they don't have to get their hands dirty, but still the decisions cause mass death. Mhm. I think that a lot of a lot of our it's just reactionary to what is being put upon us

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100%. And open borders I don't think is an extreme view at all. That's literally what it has always been. The amount of time that human beings have been on this planet and had closed borders or even had borders is so small compared to the time we have been here as a species with no borders, no ideas of countries, no ideas of money, no ideas of boundaries that between states or countries or any of this [ __ ] So to me, it's a return.

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Well, this is what this is the crazy. It's that leftist. Yes. Leftists are considered um Deep Forest, I think. Was that No, that's Enigma, [ __ ]

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What's Deep Forest? Made up. That's not made up. Enigma saying. [singing] It's literally called The Return to Innocence, and it's [ __ ] Enigma.

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Deep Forest is a musical duo. What was their big hit? Anyway, like I was saying, it is not in my opinion extreme to want universal health care, education, um, uh, reproductive health rights. I like the things that the left is is asking are not like none of this is extreme. It's just all of this crazy [ __ ] is happening and now it's been put upon us. So like what are you gonna do?

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Yeah, I'm gonna snap. Go stupid. Go crazy. Sad. It's Enigma. Sweet lullabi is Deep Forest. That's the one that goes sad. You know that

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Enigma? No. I'm looking at right now. It's Deep Force. Sweet Lullabi official video. That is Enigma. No. Yes. I'm watching it right now.

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I will [ __ ] fight you to the death. Enigma sings sad sad demo. Set it up. Next UFC in front of the White House. You versus me to the death about who sings sad demo. [laughter]

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Okay, [gasps and laughter] you're wrong. You're wrong. 2140. What's your most conservative political take? Haley. Me? Yeah. I don't know. Do I have one? Um, my most conservative political take. Uh, I'm a gun owner. Guns.

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Yeah, I have a gun, too. I got my guns. Maybe gun. I got a taser. I got pepper spray. I got bear spray. I got a gun. I got knives.

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Yeah. I mean, I'm also like at this point in human history, I'm not full ban all cops. I'm for massive restructuring of what policing is. is I think there should only be two kinds of cops.

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One is like an emergency response kind of cop. Like if some bad [ __ ] is happening, they can go to the emergency and try to make it better, whatever that may be, school shooting, etc., etc.

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And detectives after a crime is committed, people should definitely look into that and see why it was committed, who did it, and if the victims of that crime can in any way be compensated or justice can be served.

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That's it. That's all. You don't need cops rolling around anywhere else for any other reason in my opinion. Like the rank and file just kind of [ __ ] dude out on patrol. I don't get that one.

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Yeah. Um but that's that's maybe my most conservative political take. Co column f uh French Rev rosette ribbons are cockades. Oh, it's like a piping technique. Somebody earlier said, "Why don't you make cockade cookies?" And we were trying to figure out what the [ __ ] that meant. It's just a piping technique, apparently.

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There you go. Getting taught some things. Okay. DGZ6SQVM. What would happen to the podcast if Maryl officially condemned Trump? What would the show look like going forward? Would you even continue it?

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[ __ ] Yeah, for sure. Then we just talk politics and Yeah. whatever is happening. And I I think like the Personally, I think for mom, like the era after she lets this go is going to be in her life like a great era in her life.

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I I think we are going to be able to convince her to travel, to try some things, to do some things, to see some things. And I think the kind of like golden years of her life are going to be really really good once she gets out of the the shadow of MAGA. And I think that'll be a fun thing to document and like talk to her about just how she's feeling about everything, you know, and where the world goes.

1:00:05

The people's champion. Exactly. [laughter] Billy Bull Cruz, I always see Maryl progress when she isn't watching the Republican media for a while and then she regresses once she's isolated again. Hope she sees the light soon for herself and for you guys. Yeah, thank you very much. Um, I agree. I think her taking breaks from this [ __ ] helps for sure. whether they are forced upon her by circumstances in life or uh experimentally through our show. Bobby's fun mu accepts Dems's rumors but for Trump when it's proven or we'll see. She questions source and hers are always someone on Instagram. [laughter]

1:00:47

Oh [ __ ] It's true. We do our best. But of course there I mean part of being a MAGA supporter. You either have to have a a crazy double standard in terms of that like discounting or dismissing where other people are getting their information but when yours is coming from [ __ ] Trump and Instagram. It's like you have to somehow support that.

1:01:06

Um combo Dobbler. Whoa. Combo Dobbler. That's a doozy reference. Mrs. How do you pronounce this? Pop. Okay. Mrs. Pop. How is the Gate program going?

1:01:21

What's that? I don't know. What does that mean? I think I was in Gate when I was a kid. Gifted and talented. Weren't you in it?

1:01:33

[ __ ] no. I mean, I was flunking out of math. No, you were not. I had I [laughter] was getting like C's in math. I was terrible at math. Now I can like do conversions because I work in a bakery, but that's about it. Um, other than that, no, I made like straight A's and then C. [laughter]

1:01:53

I didn't just make straight A's in math. I made straight 100s in math. Yeah. Okay. Well, good for you. I didn't. And I was at the dinner table getting yelled at by dad every [ __ ] night doing that homework. A plus B equals C. Don't you get it?

1:02:07

No. No. Math was like it was bad. Very old. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to do my homework during class while they're teaching you how to do the homework. I'll just do the homework and then I never have to deal with dad like helping me with my school [ __ ]

1:02:23

I only ever needed help with math and he used to just berate me. Um, so I don't know what the gate program is.

1:02:29

Gifted and talented. I think that's what we're talking about. No, but I don't think it exists anymore. That's not what they're talking about. Oh,

1:02:39

why would they be asking me about the gifted and talented program? Like, that makes no sense. I don't [ __ ] know what the [ __ ]

1:02:48

That's my only reference to gate. The gate. I think they mistyped or something. I don't know what the [ __ ] that means. I'm sorry.

1:02:54

Sorry, combo doubler. She wants spinach. July 4th to remember the theft and continued destruction of Hawaii and the Hawaiian people. We stole their land and country and continue destroying them.

1:03:07

Oprah. Oprah destroying it. Oprah taking it over. Oprah gave us Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil. Yeah, thanks for that, Oprah. That shit's wild to me. I like Oprah, too. I think she's like one of the most interesting people, but also a billionaire.

1:03:22

Right. Right. And she bought like half of Maui or some [ __ ] I don't know. She bought up like half of one of these islands in Hawaii.

1:03:32

Jesus Christ. Can you imagine? Like you have so much money you're like, "What? What will I do with this? I'm going to buy Hawaii instead of anything else.

1:03:43

Right. Like I'm going to feed as many people as I can. I'm going to set up a school, a hospital. I mean, like literally a cancer charity. Right.

1:03:54

Exactly. I'm going to fund [ __ ] PCOS research until it's cured. [laughter] Anything. Yeah. Um, okay. Scrondiggy, you guys are on fire today. Keep spreading the truth. Thank you very much, Scrawn Diggy. Bearillo 24, please check out Lucas Bean. He does psych vids equals MAGA.

1:04:16

I think I know who this is. I think I might too. [singing] Entrepreneur, author, and content creator. No, I don't know this guy. Don't cry.

1:04:33

I don't know. Oh, wow. You know all the words. I do. I have no I had their first two records and I used to fall asleep to them at night in like middle school, high school.

1:04:46

Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. Nothing like a little little monk chanting at night. Yeah. Zack. Zack. Zack attack. Chad, what was that delicious green drink you had earlier today? That was matcha with almond milk. Machis.

1:05:01

That was an iced matcha latte with almond milk. Speaking of matcha, anybody listening live, you're getting the [ __ ] drop. So, I'm in the middle of trying to buy my own building for Hive Bakery. It's going to be like

1:05:14

It's going to be like Yeah, right. It's going to be like four except I had to go get a [ __ ] loan. It's going to be like [laughter] four times the size of what we have now. And yes, if I get this building, we will be selling matchis. The best that you've ever had.

1:05:30

We'll see about that. You ever been to Great White in Los Angeles, California? They make a strawberry matcha that's real good. What's in it? Is there puree in it?

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Yeah, matcha and strawberry puree. Whatever. Mine's going to beat it. We'll see. Allison, where was I? And here. Allison Adamson 9575 followup. She's not related to Linda McMahon. Oh, Linda McMahon is the He's a government teacher who started an account debunking Trump [ __ ] in 2020. Great advocate for all.

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Oh, nice. All right. A better McMahon. Terresa Fton, thank you very much. Jeremy Beagle, thank you very much. Stardust YT. I hate SW. Oh, Star Wars. But Andor is a masterpiece. What was that in song? Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Never goingonna get it. I'm never watching it andor missed me. I don't I will never watch any Star Wars thing again. I don't think until once they start doing genre stuff, which I think we're about, this is my prediction. This is my prediction. The big IP uh Disney owns most of it, but [clears throat] there's Harry Potter's,

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there's Fastest and Furiouses. They are looking right now at back rooms and Obsession and they're like, "Huh, horror, huh? You are going to see a glut of Marvel horror movies, Star Wars horror movies, all the big IP are going to start going into this indie horror route to expand their universes. That [ __ ] I might watch. Michelle Colchin back in Chad, at what point are you going to actually start researching topics and not just regurgitating the latest? Aaron Parnass.

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Oh [ __ ] Pretend to be more knowledgeable than Mary Lou, but it's only surface level. I don't pretend to be [ __ ] I'm not an expert on any of this. I'm just an average person looking at the news that's fed to me, using that to talk to my mom about it, you know. Um I'm I pretend to be an expert on nothing in my life. I look at things. I see them the way I see them. I discuss them with my family on this show. That happens to be politics. That's all. Um

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chill guy. What's that? I'm just a chill guy. I don't know that I'm chill exactly, but whatever. You You're like You have like You're like not wound up at all.

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I look I got wound up. I got cancer from getting wound up. [laughter] That'll chill you right the [ __ ] out. Have them cut off a [ __ ] eighth of your face and then blast radiation through your skull and so you can't

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I got wound up. I got cancer. [laughter] That first [ __ ] Trump round wound me right the [ __ ] up. Yeah.

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And uh I was up till you know 3 4 every night watching the same [ __ ] episode of Rachel Matto on repeat just like when are they going to get this guy? Like how is no one seeing that this [ __ ] corrupt piece of [ __ ] is going to start? Like I was just crazed by it.

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Got the cancer. Um and this time around just kind of told myself like you can't do that [ __ ] again, dude. You're not gonna give yourself cancer again.

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So here we are. Okay. Um where the [ __ ] was I? Terresa Fulton, G2Q. I was a massive Swifty. Flew from Indie to New York City for eras. I'm so disappointed in her and her silence. Also was a massive Indiana Fever fan. Same [ __ ]

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Yep. Yep. I also went to the ERAs concert in Kansas City. Drove like nine hours with our with the kids. Made a whole [ __ ] thing of it. And the concert was amazing. I was like, I love Taylor Swift. Now this [ __ ] I just can't support. [ __ ] done. Yeah, agreed. Greg Kenner speaks in third person. Can you focus on fewer topics and force Maryl to focus on less instead of allowing her to kill time until moving on? If we focus on fewer topics, she will kill time with fewer topics. It'll be the same thing except we won't have as much to talk about. But

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I haven't heard about that. What's that? She'll just say I don't know about that. Yeah. Move on. See, move on. Poppy 652. Fun fact, Curry Barker, obsession director, has some short horror movies up on YouTube. Worth a watch. Interesting. And also the guy who did um back rooms, I think, right? He has a lot of weird shorts that he was making like backroom [ __ ] basically in Blender,

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right? That's kind of how it all started. Um Steph Bearfield, love [clears throat] you guys. This question is for the people. Has anyone created a public spreadsheet of everything mom has condemned about Trump? Maybe somebody made a a Discord and people have told me it's really good. I reached out to that person on necessary conversation but never heard back from them. They hit me up and we're like, "Let me show you how to use this Discord." And I was like, "All right, let's do it." And then I never heard back. But um I think on that Discord and I I'm sorry I don't have the link for it

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or anything. I don't know how to get to it, but it exists. That's all I know. Daltton Leper, especially with Bob there. The show is best viewed as Scott Hall, Kevin Nashbit, Chad and Haley. Hey yo, quit being such a mark for Ice. Get off drumstick. Bob Marylu, I've never had a problem with kidnapping kids, man. [laughter] That's a pro wrestling reference through dudesy to some degree. Natalie Peterson 4181.

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Hey y'all. Former Maga here. Show Mary Lou the alt-right playbook on YouTube. very helpful for the confused and I don't know plateau stage identity crisis. What is it called? The alt-right playbook.

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H alt-right playbook. Okay. Thank you very much for the uh recommendation. Two ices, one palm. Watch the new Larry David Parade show about US history. Hilarious. New episode makes fun of DJT hard. Show is produced by the Obamas. You know the Obamas, one of the Obamas has a podcast. Have you seen Michelle Obama's podcast

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par clips on Tik Tok? Yeah, the Obamas. We covered a few of them, a few little uh clips from something where she was talking about Love Island in reality TV. And it was just like, oh, she's saying literally what we've been saying on Game of Roses for seven years.

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And I'm like, I got to I got to figure out a way to get that meeting to get Michelle Yamos on the show.

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Uh, no. I want to pitch her some ideas. Oh, I love that. They're making [ __ ] They're making this Larry David show.

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Yeah, she's doing a podcast where she's talking. I mean, she talks about a lot of stuff on that podcast, but like for half an episode they were talking about reality TV. I'm like, I got to get that meeting. Greg Kenner speaks third person. If you could add anything to the cultural zeitgeist, what would it be? Hardcore drugs.

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MDMA. I'd make it mandatory. I' I'd make mand [laughter] mandatory hallucinogenic drug use I think is what I would do. [gasps] All right.

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I think chill guy. Yeah. After you do like a hero dose of mushrooms, it's very hard for you to join the military or want to wage war.

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I would imagine. H um maybe DMT, although I've never done that. Hoping to do it soon. Hide and seek. Hide and seek. Sorry. From Australia. Please don't punish Maryl for behavior you want. Please don't punish Maryl for behavior you want to see. Don't mention her hat. Don't challenge her on how mega she is. Be positive about her steps forward instead. I think we are.

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Yeah. I don't We're not hard on her. We're not for sure. Uh three questions left here. Lauren MV, you guys say never to let politics break you and parents apart, but it is about fundamental rights, morals, things like racism, not just politics or a cult. It's about who your parents are as people. Agreed.

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Mhm. And I don't I don't think mom is a piece of [ __ ] That's why we do this. Exactly. Exactly. And and I think too it's like for stuff like that, do you want a society where if you view a person to be racist or discriminatory in some way, you write them off never to be talked to again and you simply wait for them to die? Or do you want a society where you talk to that person and you get them to try to possibly change their mind, soften some of their discriminatory views, get them to back toward a direction of a better type of

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person, a better version of themselves? That is the society that I personally want to live in. I think it is worth always having the conversation with people who are completely ideologically opposed to you. And I agree with you. Fundamental rights, morals, racism, those things transcend politics. That is not about Republican or Democrat. That is about how you see the organization of our little species here on this planet.

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Um, you know, what kind of impulses do you want to really be the governing impulses of our species? Is it these highly competitive uh selfish kind of greedy impulses which are things like racism or do you want them to be more altruistic, more empathetic? And if you want more altruism and empathy, you have to express that to the the very people who do not express it in the hopes that it will show them there is a better better way.

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I would argue that there are just [ __ ] [ __ ] and I don't want anything to do with them. Of course.

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I don't want to talk to you. Of course. Of course. But do you want to live in a world where those people are by you written off, relegated to subsist their own communities of [ __ ] Or do you want a world where those [ __ ] might become not [ __ ] anymore?

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I think some [ __ ] will never see the light. Of course. And it's it is it is I think specifically people who are it revolves around money. So I think you know like like there's this guy I've mentioned him before. He owns all of these businesses in town like restaurants and [ __ ]

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He's a [ __ ] megalamomaniac millionaire all about Donald Trump and [ __ ] that he was at Mara Lago. I mean, like crazy [ __ ] He's a piece of [ __ ] He will never not be a piece of [ __ ] no matter how much you sit there and talk to him because his bottom line is bottom dollar.

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He'll never not be a piece of [ __ ] Donald Trump never not going to be a piece of [ __ ] but eventually there will be. And and I think we're like I I don't know how close we're getting to it. Um, maybe we're even getting further away from it, but we are getting to a point where the very idea of money itself is becoming detrimental in a way we can all see the Taylor Swift thing, the Elon Musk being a trillionaire, etc., etc.

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Money buying every election, not just in this country. The same is obviously true in like places like Russia where you've got all the billionaires at the very top who are manipulating the [ __ ] election so that Putin wins like by 99% every election,

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right? Um, there's going to be a time where money has to go away because the the system won't be able to support it anymore. There's going to be a massive global financial collapse at some point.

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And then I don't know what that looks like after that. But once I and I agree with you, I think money is not the root of all evil, but it is kind of the

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it is the medium through which evil can be best expressed because it's it's only about pure competition. Yeah. there's disperity and that shouldn't exist,

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right? No one should want to have more than someone else at this point for any reason, right? But not only do does that exist, it's like the people for whom that um competitive impulse is highest, they have the ability to achieve a I have more than you level the likes of which we have never seen,

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right? And so that has to end obviously. But when it does, if the the kind of competitive impulse that is like part of our species clearly and you can attribute it to one, I don't really look at it as like a single person like Trump or Musk or whatever.

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It's like that impulse is what is the bad thing in humanity and it will express itself in any given individual. But that individual is like it's not by their choice that they're doing that or or the individual is kind of like meaningless to me. It's more about like the expression of the impulse. And so to get rid of that impulse, you kind of need to get rid of the reward system for it, which is money. And I I just don't know when that's going to happen, but eventually I think it will. And then what do you do with that person? the individual that you've identified as

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this piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] It's like, well, once that thing is removed, that kind of gives them the platform on which to be an [ __ ] Do we accept them back into society or do we say [ __ ] you, we're going to chop your head off or ostracize you in some capacity?

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I mean, if if they're racist and homophobic, we say, "Fuck you." Sure. But I'm saying we say, "Fuck you." Absolutely. I'm not I'm not suggesting we accept these things in society, but I am suggesting that we to me the better version, the better plan of attack to change society is to change the minds of the people who have these detrimental beliefs. Not to ostracize those people, never speak to them again, hope they die, because then you don't get rid of the impulse in that way. You have to fundamentally change the group psychology of our species. That's the only path here.

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Sure. That's never going to happen. Thank you, mom and dad, for uh having this conversation with me. It's never going to happen. If you [ __ ] believe that, then it won't. You

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Everyone has to believe it. Everyone has to believe that. Yes. And that starts with you, [ __ ] I'm talking to the man in the mirror. If you don't [ __ ] believe it, who else is going to?

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Well, you know what? I am a little bit adversarial. I don't want to like Donald Trump. I don't I don't want to accept people like Donald Trump. I don't want him in my world.

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But Right. And no one does. We are just living in a time like there has always been a Donald Trump and an Elon Musk. Those types of people have always existed because those people are just impulses.

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We are all just little [ __ ] robots programmed to like procreate and push this thing forward. Mhm. And in the the grand scope of what we are as a species, there is empathy, there is hyperco competitiveness, there is all kinds of discriminatory practices, but also very empathetic practices and ideas and whatever. It all exists.

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Sure. In our species, but I'm saying like eventually if you want it to change so that these things that really [ __ ] us over don't exist anymore.

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Mhm. You have to accept the change. Okay. You have to accept that it can happen. Okay. And if you're saying it can't, it will never happen, then what's the [ __ ] point?

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Uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just think there are some people that will never be receptive to the change.

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But it's not about the people. It's about the organism as a whole. It's about humanity. You know what I'm saying? Like the individual isn't a real thing. At least to me, I don't perceive people as like people. I guess [laughter] this doesn't make any sense. [gasps] Anyways, thanks for your questions. [laughter] I perceive it more as like humanity is like an organism unto itself and it has all of these impulses in it swimming around at any given time and some of them rise to the top especially because of uh advances let's say in technology primarily is what's allowing the the real disparity between rich and poor

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now. Sure. It's like all the money is now digital. And if you can manipulate that digital system that holds all of our money, you can do whatever the [ __ ] you want with it. And that's what's happening

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that we have never had anything like that in humanity before. Um, at any rate, I digress. Let's move on to our final two questions. Sorry, your eyes are glazing over. Sammy Joe P40, have you come across Mr. Jason Watson, decorated Air Force major arrested after Trump protests on steps of Capitol Hill on Friday. We were talking about that a little bit earlier. Um maybe I'll bring that up on Wednesday's episode. Are you going to do Wednesday?

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No. Is that this Wednesday? What? I think we have a guest coming on, but it might be next Wednesday. I'm not aware of any guests. We're going on something else. Right. That's on Friday. That's on Friday. [clears throat] I'm trying to set up another guess. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's next Sunday. I'll look it up. Anyways, um, last question. A rock Arach 9187. I'm a liberal teacher behavior coach from Oklahoma. I'm emailing mom a question this week. I think I have her angle. Just make sure if you're emailing in a question, put question in the subject line so that I will see it and

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read it or or watch your video. and thank you for submitting that question. Thank you to everybody for joining us for this live. Thank you, Haley, for being here with me so I didn't have to do this alone.

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Uh, I love you for doing this show. And I appreciate your adversarial nature. I know it was learned by dad. As [laughter] much as you don't want to admit that you are him to some degree, he

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people say it all the time. And because I am uh self-aware, I'm very cognizant that like I have a tendency to be like that.

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Dad out. Yeah. Bob out. Bobify. Um I'm well aware of that and I won't make any apologies for it and it is like who I am. It's ingrained in my in the fiber of my being. So,

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but that's kind of what [snorts] I'm saying. Like you have to look at that thing. To me, it's not like dad taught you these things. It's that

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there was a a system in place where an individual consciousness thea in the case of dad was raised in this environment where he had no love from his own family had to

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kind of be like against the world from a age zero that develops in that singular consciousness this adversarial attitude it then gets moved through the next generation because that's all he knows. So he teaches both of us that this is how you deal with the world. [ __ ] hate everybody and be a piece of [ __ ] to them.

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Um I think I [laughter] Well, I feel like I channel it much differently, [laughter] you know, like of course I don't think you're a piece of [ __ ]

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I'm never not going to be angry about the things that are affecting, you know, just people in general. Of course, I'm never not going to be angry about that. And so I I it does seem like your kumbaya [ __ ] is almost hopeless because of the world that we're living in today.

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But the only way to change that is to make the kumbaya [ __ ] the real [ __ ] right? But I can't change someone's mind.

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[ __ ] What are we doing this podcast for? Of course you can. She can change her own mind. I mean, we can certainly persuade.

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Yes. That's all I'm saying. you I really think you just have to be present with people and continue talking to them and you can easily change their mind. Especially in the case of like I I think a lot about that episode that we did where Peppermint came on and god damn I can't thank her enough for that. I I think just from the mere fact that mom was able to have a conversation with a trans person,

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it it opens so many doors in her mind. And that's like, but mom is mom is like inherently just a really good person. That's what people don't understand. Like our mom is she's like kind of hippie and like woo woo [ __ ] and she's always been just like a really good person.

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Okay. And so that's in there and I think some people are not really good people and that it would be in vain. Like your time would be wasted. It's not wasted on mom because yeah there's hope for her but there are people that it's absolutely hopeless

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right? But this is because of the system of the current world, the the current governance of our species. Can you imagine a world where most people are empathetic and when it is like very clear that like uh you know Jeff Bezos is a piece of [ __ ] or whatever, you know, is like so greedy that he's actually detrimental to the species. We all just say, "Oh yeah, well we got to stop using Amazon. We can't give him that power." the the collective power in the population as a whole

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is immeasurable. We just don't exercise it. We could end all of this through inaction alone by literally just not doing anything of course. So how do you how do you convince the population to do that?

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They have to come around to the idea that we have the power to change society and I don't think anyone uh or you know not enough people have like let that sink in and accept it. You know, there's protests and stuff here or there, but oh [ __ ] I got to go do my job.

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I can only take one day off or whatever, and that's a symptom of money controlling everything. But like, if everybody just said, "We're not working for a month. I don't give a [ __ ] Evict me.

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Do whatever." Like, society would collapse. Yeah, that's the power that we actually have. Um, and it's just not being wielded. Anyways, thank you everyone for joining us. We will be back on Sunday with another full episode. And um No, Monday. Wednesday. Sorry. We'll be back on Wednesday. Somebody will. Me and you and mom. Me and mom

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on Wednesday. Yeah. What time? Uh I don't know. It's unknown. Usually mom hits me up with her schedule when she can do it.

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All right. I guess let me know. I'll see if I can run home and do it. Okay. Somebody will be here on Wednesday. [laughter] Thanks for joining us and we will see you soon.