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Hi. Hi. Hello. Yeah, hello. Hello. Well, I think we're going with these old ones. What am I doing here? How does >> We need to sing a song, I think. This thing always Um hi everybody. I'm trying to get to these comments. They're No, is that how Here we go. Okay, now I got to them. Here's our first one. Uh Kate Caitlin Noel 45 58. Bob conveniently quote sleeps in the same room when Mary Lou does the Wednesday episode so he can interrupt her ability to think for herself. Why does she let this happen? Wednesday app was unbearable. Turning into the interrupted conversation pod. Mom? >> Well, he promised me, okay, the internet reception is better in that room cuz the router's in there. He promised me he didn't want to be on it and he would just stay in that chair and be silent and quiet. And then then we start and then you know what happens. Yeah, he's screaming in the dark. Yes. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Um Don't worry. I won't be doing it in that room anymore. Don't worry. All right. Joel S. Monster who makes some very good compilation videos of this very show. Go check out his YouTube channel. Today's episode was surprisingly quiet. Question for Mary Lou, do you find it hard to be on the podcast with Bob in the background? Same question. [laughter] Thank you all for the show. Yes, because I want him just to either be on it or not. And he promised me that last time that I'll be quiet. I'm tired. I'm just going to lie here and go to sleep. And then bingo, there he is. Yeah, it's hard. The Mega Bears. How do you feel about Cash being hacked by Iran? Did you see this? Mhm. Kash Patel's personal email was hacked by Iran and they leaked pictures and [ __ ] of him like sniffing cigars. What? Yes, that's the head of the FBI. That's how good our security is. The head of the FBI's personal email account got hacked by Iran. Do you care? It happens. It happens. >> It doesn't. It doesn't happen. You know why it happened? Cuz Kash Patel fired all of the specialists who are experts in Iran. He fired all the cybersecurity people at the FBI. That's why it's happening. Okay. Okay, she doesn't care. Um Davis Angel 1, please bring an attorney on as a guest. Okay. >> Okay. Chad's blue camo fit. I have been talking about maybe having a blue camouflage outfit. Thank you for the username. Mary Lou, why do you not take Trump at his word? How do you choose what to take seriously and what to chalk up to jokes? Do you not see the inherent problem with having to decipher this? When it's funny, it's funny. I see it as a joke when he says funny stuff, but if that I don't think is for real. Yeah, so give me an example of something that you thought was a funny joke he said. Um about the stupid people that he the stupid people he likes stupid people around him or something. Ha ha ha. What's the joke? He wasn't laughing and neither was anyone else. I was. I thought it was funny. All right. Look me in my eye socket, says Mary Lou's argument for why Trump voted via mail in via mail was security. Yeah, he can go on public public golf courses constantly and McDonald's constantly. How does that make any sense? I guess he had guards with him when he goes those other places. I don't know. He could have guards with him when he goes to vote. Yeah. I really think it is for security that he doesn't want to get shot. But he goes into public places all the time. But he has a lot He has a lot more security maybe than around him. I don't know. Okay. Brady Hawkins 4273, Tulsa blue dot here. Mary Lou, please wake up. You're so close. Love the show so much. Very much Brady Hawkins. >> I'm trying to stay awake. K Van Winkle 777, idea. Hassan on a Wednesday show and brings his own video to the show. Also, I was able to sign up for a 7-day free trial of Ground News in about 4 minutes. Thank you very much. Listen, I'm I know the Ground News saga continues, but I think I'm very close >> [clears throat] >> to getting you Ground News and having us be able to do basically a whole Wednesday episode where I kind of walk you through it. How to use it and stuff. And and Mr. Pecker is supposed to be on a Sunday show, I think. Mr. Pecker is not coming on our show. >> Not scheduled. Yes, he will. I'll ask him. I kind of asked him today. >> just let him live his life in peace, please. He likes us. He likes our show. He likes Bob. Boondock Shiner, dear Mary Lou, you are the dumbest human I've ever met in my life. Please don't come by the barn again, Shiny. Aw. You got a message from Shiny, Mom. That's mean. It is very mean. >> one more mean one and then I'm done. Okay. We'll see if we get any more mean ones. Trevor Poole 9804, Chad and Haley, you guys are glowing. Thank you. Mary Lou, you wasted your life with Bob after the kids. Bob, you're a chicken [ __ ] for not showing your face today. Love you. See you next. That's it. Mom, you out? Yep. All right. Look at the thumbnail. Look at it. It's [laughter] me going here. Hi. I understand, Mom. We'll We'll see you later. Thank you for joining us at least for a second. Um Take her out of the chat. She has left. All right. And I think she's gone. Yeah. All right. Um well, that's all it takes, ladies and gentlemen. You can't be mean. Um I would say obviously my parents are mean. My dad specifically is extremely mean. But generally speaking, it never does anybody any good to leave mean comments, to say mean things online. Um it serves no purpose ultimately. Firefly Drive-By, DJT sig on currency {colon} narcissism and a seeming setup for people to destroy {slash} deface it on social media so they can penalize Dems and the left. It's a trap. Wait. It's a trap. That was my Admiral Ackbar. I did see somebody um oh [ __ ] sorry. I didn't click that one. Um I saw somebody today on Instagram talking about how he was trying to launch some campaign where uh if you get a piece of currency that has Trump's signature on it, you just sharpie it out. You redact his name basically off the dollar bill. >> [laughter] >> I can't wait to see if that actually takes off. The Mean Mrs. Mustard Haley, we went to Hive yesterday and everything was amazing. Thank you so much. You're the best and sorry we were awkward. We got starstruck and >> [laughter] >> Well, appreciate you coming by. Glad it was good. I was in the gym today and somebody came up to me. A Do you talk to your parents about politics? Just [ __ ] pouring sweat. Yes. I do have that podcast. Yeah. [laughter] It used to It used to be a little alarming, but I don't know. Like it happens every day almost now, so I don't know. Damn. Yeah. I guess cuz you go outside your home. Correct. I have to do things. Also, I have a [ __ ] building where people can come. Oh [ __ ] right. You're there every day. Yeah. She public facing though. >> mind. Stop in. I don't give [ __ ] I love it. All right. The Drifting Druid, have you seen the new White House application? Yes, just looking at the preview images, it is clearly biased. Please try to convey to Mary Lou that the app is not a reliable resource. I downloaded immediately and gave it access to all of my data. Just kidding. That app is surveilling ye. Do not put it on your [ __ ] phone. Right. Big Bad Mama 616, Mary Lou, you admitted hitting your kids with a belt. That's not spanking. That is beating. That is how they remember it. You owe your kids an apology. Thank you very much for taking our side in the beating scandal of her childhood. Knit Cozy Yarn Shop, this podcast is so healing for me because these are conversations I wish I could have but can't. Also, I love it when Chad makes himself laugh and H sings. Haley sings. Thank you very much. I make myself laugh constantly. If you're not walking through this world viewing it as a comedy, albeit dark at times, you're missing out. It's super fun. Creative Sharts, when you get Bob's shock collar >> [laughter] >> Look at that thumbnail. >> Put it Put a Trump logo That's Mom and Obama? No, that's Dad as Raphael, the Ninja Turtle, and Obama. Okay, I see now. Um when you get Bob's shock collar, put a Trump logo on it and tell him it's a portable med bed. Peace and love from Australia. Thank you very much. Nar Collar Greenies, can you ask [snorts] for project like Harriet Tubman or John Brown into your parents' dreams instead of your racist grandma? I could try. I mean, I don't even know that I'm doing it. Mhm. You know what I'm saying? I Some weird [ __ ] Those pictures showing up after I started trying to communicate with our grandma, that's a little strange, right? I Yeah. That Tim Aguilera, question for Mary Lou. She left. Uh didn't you ever want to go back to tomorrow and plan for yesterday? You know, to make the world inside your head a better place to be. Woah. Do you know what that is? Woah. That whole thing. You know what all of those words mean? >> [snorts] >> Do you know what any of those words mean? Did you ever want to go back to tomorrow and plan for yesterday? You know, to make the world inside your head a better place to be. Is that a Beatles song? Beatles? What is that? Let's hear it. Um >> Carole King song. Oh, okay. It's the theme song to Doodzie. You [ __ ] I [laughter] can't I can't believe you You literally never watched it. >> [laughter] >> We did I don't know how [ __ ] 100 plus episodes. Thanks. I watched clips. I never watched a full show. Um two ICs one palm. Mary Lou, your comments about Michelle Obama's pregnancies are vile. No photos equals no pregnancy equals not a woman. As someone with lost trauma, women don't owe you proof. I agree with this. Unfortunately, she's gone. She has been driven from the podcast by mean comments. AstridL96X, Chad and Haley, do you think at this point it's brainwashing/cult or ego that Mary Lou and Bob can't admit Trump is horrible? Is it about embarrassment? Love from Australia. It's both, but Australia. I don't think it's embarrassment. >> both. It's like stubbornness and a Well, they don't want to be embarrassed that they're they're wrong. But I don't think they are. I don't think being wrong is like embarrassing to them. I think it's more of a competitive thing. It's like if I ever admit I'm wrong, that means I've lost some perceived game I'm playing. Sure. I think it's more about just being kind of egocentric. Really thinking the whole world revolves around them. So everything they think must be right. I think it's more narcissistic than anything. Night Truck 70, please treat Bob and Mary Lou kindly. Do what's right because it's right, not because someone else failed to hold your standards even when others don't. What? We try to. Davis Angel 1, Mary Lou, did the immigrants you help tell you they get $5,000, a hotel, and a health insurance card? Mhm. I don't believe they did. Side of the Ham for 20, Mary Lou, do you notice a difference in your thoughts when Bob isn't around? I wish he was here to answer that, but she ain't. Harley Rhodes Productions, did Mary Lou ever talk about what she thought about the that trailer trash movie Melania? Did they even watch it? >> They never watched it to watch it. >> it. No, they didn't. Yeah. Not even supporting their lord and saviors third wife, fourth wife? Uh who knows? Four. Five kids, four wives? I don't know. I don't know. Rainy 4429, hey Chad, who do you think should be the next California governor? Ooh. I don't know. Uh I don't know. I don't know. I truly don't know. The ones that we have running now, there's a or the the ones who are like kind of emerging. There's a super rich guy named I forget what his name is, Tom Steyer or something like that. I don't think it's him. I don't know. I literally don't know. I think it's going to come down to just like whoever seems semi-viable, semi-okay. We'll see. Time will tell, as my mom says, and as I say CD English 198. Mary Lou says social distancing and a jab caused by Mary Lou says social distancing and jab caused by King. SD official Who's SD? Officially started 3/11/2020. Nation shut down 3/19/2020. Oper Warp Speed 5/15/2020. Can we hear you say who King was and you hated how he handled it? Do you understand any of this? Social distancing. Okay, Mary Lou said that social distancing and the jab were caused by a king. Social distancing officially started on this date. The nation shut down on this date. Um Operation Warp Speed on this date. Can we hear you say who the King was and you hated how he handled it? I think they're insinuating that again, like you said, it was Trump. It was. Yeah. It was all Trump. Yeah. Uh oh [ __ ] the super chats. They've gone out of control. I'm turning off the super chats now. Thank you everybody who has um put one in here. I understand the implications of this action. Turning off the super chats now. We're going to get through the entire list. I didn't even look at the number rising. I apologize. We're going to get through all of them. Thank you everybody who has put one in the chat, uh but I have turned them off now, so let's get to them. This is from Shelby Andrews. Love you guys. Thanks for continuing the convo. Thank you guys for >> It's our family photo and he is our dad. >> [laughter] >> I wish I could see these, but my monitor that I'm using is [laughter] like too far away and they're just like tiny little Yeah. pixels. Sorry. Stephen McGregor. Stephen Or maybe it's Stefan. Stefan McGregor. Mary Lou, what is your favorite type of animal Ooh, that's not domesticated. I bet it's butterfly. It can be any animal. What about you, Chad and Haley? Just a fun question. Mine's squirrel, for sure. Hm. Who you [clears throat] got? Ah, um the [ __ ] iguanas that look like Godzilla in the Galapagos Islands. You talking about Komodo dragons? No. No. >> Just big iguana? They look like Godzilla. Extra large Godzilla iguana? All right. Galapagos. >> WinzyB257, Mary Lou, will you and Bob eat crow when Trump and Maga die? Probably. >> called marine iguanas. Marine iguanas, they look like a goddamn [ __ ] They look like Godzilla. Gary Kaiser, thank you very much. Chad's blue camo fit, today went much more smooth with without Bob. The simmer down almost wasn't needed. I know. I That simmer down even as I was writing it last night, I was like, is Mom going to be able to do this? No. Damn. Um Dookie Ryan up next. Mary Lou, what is the difference between Iran and Russia? You said Iran is attack border countries and that's a problem. Uh she's not here, but totally agree. Boondock Shiner, dear Mary Lou, I have never liked you. Shiny. One more from Shiny. Boondock Shiner, I'm really sorry. Um I believe your comments drove our mother away. Please discontinue this line of comment. Justin Simmons 722, Mary Lou, please explain how prices can go down more than 100%. [laughter] We There was some question I asked them about this when he was talking about drug prices. This is like maybe a month ago or two months ago when he's like, "Drug prices are going to go down 900%." And I was like, "Does that mean Pfizer's going to pay you to take the drugs? Like how do you go down under 100%?" They didn't understand. They didn't know. Despite the fact that dad's always talking about how he's a [ __ ] financial genius and stuff, but he doesn't understand that 100% is the maximum percent. >> Yeah, I don't think he is anymore. I think I don't know. I really We we need the brain scans. I agree. June, it's coming up. Are you going back for that? Yeah. I mean, don't aren't we both? Yeah. I'll bring some cameras. >> wait, what is the date? What is the date? I think it's literally my birthday. Are you sure? Almost positive. Okay. It's going to be a great way to spend my 29th birthday. Um where we at? I made this just to join the necessary conversation live. Thank you very much. Mary Lou, can you at least for a moment admit that you understand why Chad and Haley feel the way they do? Is it that hard to admit? Is it Is it the Is the backlash from Bob the Hutt that stops you from acknowledging that you do get it? Unfortunately, she is not here. She was driven away by mean comments. So sorry. I made this just to join the NPC live NCP live. So sorry. Charizard006, question. What's everyone's opinion on separating the art from the artist? For example, I like wrestling, but WWE has always been notoriously right-wing. Your opinion? Um honestly, like 5-10 years ago, it was a lot easier for me to separate the artist from the content. Today, it is a lot harder for me to reconcile [ __ ] like Taylor Swift, you know, not speaking out about the [ __ ] [ __ ] going on in the world. Um Not donating down to 999 million 999,999 cents. >> Yeah. Yeah, because, you know, I see Billie Eilish donating literally $11 million. Olivia Rodrigo speaking out about [ __ ] There are artists now who are speaking out and I feel like this is the time to do that. So it does kind of deter me from wanting to listen to their music, watch their movies, etc. Chris Pratt, [ __ ] you. I don't want to watch any of his movies. Why? Why? He's like alt-right Maga. Is he really? Yeah, so they talked like mad [ __ ] about his kid with a disability. I thought he bargained with Jesus to save the kid and then said, "If you save my son, I'll be Christian forever." And so the son lived, and this is my understanding of it. And so now he's super Christian. He's super Christian and Maga. What's what >> He's like married to [ __ ] Schwarzenegger's Schwarzenegger's daughter. >> Right. But he was married to Anna Faris. Anna Faris, yeah. Um my answer is depends on the art. There's some like, you know, you can watch a great TV show, for example, and never know who wrote it, never know anything about their life. If they were just at one of 10 writers in a writer's room. Can I still watch I don't want to give any examples of shows cuz I don't know what these writers have done in their lives, but I'm just saying sometimes there are artists who who work on a a piece of art that you will never know they were even a part of. A movie is a great example. How many people in all different departments, hundreds of people, it takes to make a movie. Are you going to look up their past histories, every one of them? And then what, boycott that movie if somebody on that set has something you don't like in their background? Right, right. Like punishing all the artists because of the one's crime, [ __ ] like that. It's >> there's [ __ ] like Cosby >> JK Rowling. Yeah, or JK Rowling, a singular artist who is a celebrity attached to the thing they made. And with JK Rowling though, it's even a little bit easier to separate it cuz you're it's just a book. She's not on screen talking, you know what I mean? >> Well, she just redid Harry Potter. Uh-huh. I'm not watching that [ __ ] because every person that watches that will be contributing to her [ __ ] coin purse and she's actively trying to eliminate trans people. Oh, you You mean the the HBO show? Yeah. I'm watching it. I'm not watching it. [ __ ] love me some Harry >> watch it. No, I like I [ __ ] hate JK Rowling. We have all the books and I'll never buy another copy, you know, so it's like one of those instances where like I've got them. I'm going to keep them and read them, but I'm not spending any more money to fund this [ __ ] That's [snorts] it. She's already got more money than ever any human being would ever need in a hundred lifetimes. There are now a crew of other artists working on that thing, including all these little kid actors whose whole lives are about to start and maybe one of them gets to pop off and be an actor for the rest of their lives or whatever. I I think like people who create George Lucas, anybody who creates a giant world that can just like [ __ ] out TV shows, movies, books, whatever. Um I don't know. It It's I guess my answer to this is I think I can probably separate the art from the artist more easily than you, but there are some things like Cosby where it's like he's the main character of a TV show walking around like making jokes. That one's tough. Yeah. >> I You can't really watch the Cosby show anymore, you know? >> No. There's some pretty hard lines to draw. >> because it's it's another thing where it's like a giant world. And yes, for a very long time the CEO of WWE, Vince McMahon, is like a horrible person who has done very evil [ __ ] Mhm. But should you penalize all the wrestlers who are in that organization now? You know, most of whom or many of whom are not as bad as Vince McMahon. I don't know. I mean, no, because all those individual wrestler all those individual wrestlers can have their own opinion on social media. So like maybe I work for the WWE, but like [ __ ] Donald Trump. But so can so can all the actors in the new Harry Potter show or all the writers in the new Harry Potter show or anybody involved with it. Hope they do. Yeah. Um all right, moving on. Bernie Beltran, 3282, Mary Lou, have any of the conversations on the podcast ever make you want to rethink your point of view or is the podcast just another task you complete for the day? Oh, [ __ ] I wish she was here for that. That's a good question. Dominique Galicia, I'm so proud of the No Kings protest. Same. I had a MAGA mom follow me into the bakery on Tuesday morning when I literally opened the door to go inside and um she startled the [ __ ] out of me and said, "Excuse me, are you on that podcast?" And I said, "Yeah." >> And she goes, "Well, I am" she didn't say MAGA, I don't know what she said, and she goes, "My 16-year-old is a huge fan of your podcast. I'm MAGA, he's not, and it has opened up dialogue for us and we now talk about things that we never did before and she said it makes me rethink how I see the world." That's [ __ ] insane. And she goes, "I literally am your mom." That's what she said to me. Yeah. >> [ __ ] insane. >> So she was like, "Keep going." >> Holy [ __ ] >> Isn't that crazy? We saved one? We got one, I think. >> Not our own mother, but we saved one? Yeah, we got one. [ __ ] That's okay. >> Got him. Yeah. >> That what a [ __ ] story. That's [ __ ] incredible. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Scared the [ __ ] out of me, but yeah. Yeah, I know. I thought this was going a totally different direction. Hey. >> [snorts] >> Uh Brianna Medor or Medore? Haley, can we get a Huyanh Navy? Huyanh Navy? Nice. >> Huyanh Navy? Sam Weston B U B1U, thank you very much. Mary Lou recently said, "You are against Mary Lou, you Sorry. Mary Lou recently you said you are against genocide instead of remaining silent, will you speak up the next time Bob says he is okay with the genocide of Somalis, Palestinians, Iranians? One day your grandkids will watch this." I wish she was here. Um she Yeah, she claims that she did not say she was for genocide, but we all heard it. It's on tape. She's, you know, she literally said, "We have to kill them all." Um Davis Angel 1, Mary Lou, have you seen the P25 tracker? Please Google it. Do you know what that is? Nope. I don't know what that is. Colton Fink 8154, thoughts on the show Invincible. Haven't started the new season, love it though. It's one of the best animated series of all time in my opinion. It's kind of in line with um another Amazon show called The Boys, if you watch that. It's kind of about a an alternate, you know, superhero universe to a Marvel or a DC where there are these highly powerful people that are kind of controlled by the government and paid for by the government except there's like a a Homelander type character, at least in season 1, who's like, "What are you going to do to me if I just want to [ __ ] kill everybody?" Nothing. Um it's great. I love that show. Stedder asked, "Mr. [ __ ] needs us." Mary Lou. Mr. [ __ ] Big Pig Venus. Nice to not have Bob talking over everyone this week, but Mary Lou still has a gold medal in mental gymnastics even with even with it his dumb ass. Is my even without probably his dumb ass. Is Manjaro to help him lose weight or does he have diabetes? Both. Yeah, a little bit of both. He's mixing and matching some Manjaro, some Tenon, sorry. Mary Lou, "I'm Indian-American. Dad from India, mom's American ancestors fought in Revolutionary War. Dad's history should be celebrated, too. The Wednesday clip on assimilating was incredibly offensive. US used to be a proud melting pot. Uh I agree. You did I don't know if you watched that episode, but she basically was like, "If people come to America, they need to learn English" and na na na na and she had played some clip about like somebody who uh didn't speak English, drove a truck or something and hit somebody cuz they didn't they couldn't read English. Right. >> And I basically maintained like you don't have to learn English to be American. No. If you have some job or you have some need to do it, sure. And it probably is helpful to know as many languages broadly on the planet as you can, no matter what uh citizenship, nationality, ethnicity, whatever, no matter what you are. Obviously, it's helpful to know more languages, but >> It's actually [ __ ] wild that I think we're the only country that expects everyone else to learn and know English because I've been all over the [ __ ] place and most other countries like children are learning three languages in school. Yeah. >> Like bare minimum, okay? I [clears throat] feel like a [ __ ] [ __ ] when we go to other countries cuz I can't communicate, that's my [ __ ] problem. Meanwhile, they know three or four languages. So this we're like the only country that does that kind of [ __ ] >> I I mean, I'm also of the mind that like I think language is going to be I I won't say irrelevant, but like with technology, we will all be able to speak to anybody in the next 10 years or so. It already is on your phone if you've got an internet connection, you know. I've I've been watching a lot of [ __ ] about AR glasses that most of them now have apps where it will subtitle in your language whatever anyone is saying in any other language. So you can read what they're saying in your language despite them maybe speaking some other language. >> Yeah, yeah, like you can already do that with your phone, but still I would love to enrich my brain and learn I can [snorts] speak a little bit of Spanish. I want to become fluent though. I used to be fluent. Yeah. >> Up through I guess I stopped taking it when I was a sophomore in college, I think was my last year. >> 40 >> Shut up. >> years ago? >> Shut up. >> [laughter] >> Shut up, [ __ ] >> Shops. 40 years ago you said? 40. Not quite, [ __ ] 50? You're going to be 50. I'm >> So I'm sorry, 35 years ago? Huh? How old were you in high school? A teenager? High school, I said college. Oh. Oh. You're just trying to age my ass up. You'll get here. You'll get here. Earthy Pagan Girl, "Your family has become a part of my weekly schedule. Every Sunday and Wednesday I look forward to seeing you all, Chad and Haley. Don't give up." We won't. "Mary Lou is on her way to seeing the light. Love you guys. That That story you told about the the woman in your bakery has me like, [ __ ] maybe we can't I mean, that's crazy. If just by watching this show, it has pulled somebody out of the [ __ ] cult, we're like actively trying to do it on my I feel like this has given me renewed energy to some degree. Yeah. Um Alexis >> [cough] >> 09 Rose, "Hey. Hey. A liberal farmer's wife from Kansas, your pod hits close to home. Unfortunately, I am surrounded by people like Bob and Mary Lou. Love you, Chad and Haley. Mary Lou, thoughts and prayers." Thank you. >> what part of Kansas. I don't know. That wasn't in the uh statement. Joe the Schmo 2, "Mary Lou, when Democrats block a Republican majority bill, it's Democrats' fault. When Republicans block a Democrat majority bill, it's Democrats' fault. When is it Republicans or Trump's fault? Exactly. >> It's not. It's never. Yeah. >> Exactly. Sheryl Culver 1372, thank you very much. Laugh out Livia. Am I reading that right? Laugh out Livia, yes. Mary Lou, do you think college kids outside their hometown shouldn't be able to mail in ballots or should young educated people not be able to vote? I think if my parents had their way, it would be like anybody under 70 can't vote. Yeah. Well, Dad, certainly. Yeah. 10 papers. Haley being hive to Tyler. What does this mean? Being hive, maybe bring hive to Tyler, Texas? >> To Tyler, Texas? All right. A whole bunch of emojis there. What is that? A party hat? Kissy face emoji? >> it's the smiley face with hearts all around its face. Okay. Susana Castello 8106, in Australia in Australia Australia diesel is what we drink instead of water. Okay. In Australia, diesel is Australian dollars 1184 per gallon. US dollars 811 per gallon. Some people spend over 750 a week per car on fuel. We didn't even get to say we're still paying the price. Mary Lou, is this what your vote has done? This is what your vote has done. >> Christ. That's [ __ ] insanity. You know, there was one time I said like, you know, to buy a three-bedroom, one-level home here, it's like $500,000 or something. Uh-huh. Like here in Flower Mound, Texas. And somebody in Australia was like, I [ __ ] wish. So, like, what the hell's going on in Australia? They got those spiders. They do. >> [laughter] >> They got some [ __ ] scary-ass spiders. All right, whatever. I think I'd still prefer it over Australia, highest instance of um aggressive skin cancer of anywhere in the world. Really? Oh, yes. Why? Sunny? Just cuz it's sunny? Yeah. Hm. And and there may be something to do atmospherically as well. LA has a pretty high rate, also. They think it has to do with the sun combined with the smog, ultra-fine particulates just on you at all times. Uh sorry, bean scouting. Who ya navy, surprised you didn't talk about Sharpie. Did you see that thing where he's talking about the pen? No. The Sharpies. He went off on like 4 minutes at a press or was it a press conference? He was somewhere giving a speech. They sitting at a table, I think it was a press conference. I don't even know what it was about, but he did like a 4-minute monologue about Sharpies. And people are just like, yep. He's totally there. Everything's fine. [laughter] [ __ ] insane. Like Biden would like he would kind of trail off and mumble and [ __ ] Trump is actively falling asleep. Like you see him dozing off now. Dozing off, talking about Sharpies, talking about all kinds of weird [ __ ] in all these press conferences that nobody's like, what the [ __ ] is this? >> were attacking old sleepy Joe, but not [ __ ] dementia Don. Of course not. John Coffee post Trump is trying to allow 175 million acres of public land to be sold for oil, mining, and timber from old growth. Are you okay with that? No. >> Who, me? Who, me? No. Oliver Blue YouTube. Oh, Oliver Blue from the old Dudesy days. Have y'all seen Neighbors on HBO yet? Yes. Need Bob and Mary Lou on that stat. Also, have you seen that show? No, what's it about? >> It's a doc series. Every episode is about two neighbors in some part of America who [ __ ] hate each other for some reason. To document it? Yeah, it's a docu-series. Um One of them, for example, is about like two people who live on the same street that both love Halloween and they have competing Halloween displays or whatever and they [ __ ] hate each other. >> [laughter] >> It's so [ __ ] funny. There's a bunch of really good ones. Okay. Um Bob and Mary Lou on that stat I don't but they need a neighbor to also be on it. Also starting the movie game. Oh, Being John Malkovich, but you can't say John Malkovich. Laugh my ass off. Oh. Who was in that? You tell who, me? I think Catherine Keener was in it. Dermot I don't know what movie she's in. I know she's with Dermot Mulroney. Huh? Dermot Mulroney? They're in a movie together. I can't remember >> Dermot Mulroney? No, just Dermot Mulroney. Dylan McDermott Mulroney? No. Aaron Fabian 6928, hey Mary Lou, Chad and Haley, really miss crow upper echelon. God, me too. You have no idea. Me, too. For what it's worth if you liked Dudesy some of that type of creative energy is now being put into Soul Ringers, my Magic the Gathering YouTube channel that I'm just starting with another buddy of mine named Maddox. Analog 6, Mary Lou, did you know Trump had a teenage fashion show? That happened recently at Mar-a-Lago. At Mar-a-Lago. What? Yeah, I don't know if it's real or fake, but like I it came through my my news [ __ ] and it said, so why is Mar-a-Lago hosting a teenage fashion show? Jesus [ __ ] Christ. It's like they they're doing it In the open. Just like, [ __ ] you. Stop me. And nobody is cuz Pam Bondi is just [ __ ] taking money. Taylor Paulson, Chad, did you watch Druski's Erica Kirk yet? Need to know your thoughts. I did not yet. I will do this though. I have not had time. My apologies. I was busy editing, uploading, cutting clips. Dan Bopes 6699 Oh, and also I was I was busy getting swollen. Okay. At the gymnasium, you see. What I'm doing is getting in the best shape of my life. Are you looksmaxing? Are you clavicular boring? >> You tell me. >> [laughter] >> What's I saw some video of a guy hitting himself with a [ __ ] hammer. >> Clavicular. What the [ __ ] Uh, it's like the new thing, you know? It's it's the Andrew Tate evolution. Like these little [ __ ] [ __ ] stains who have no calf muscles that are looksmaxing. I got some calf muscles. >> Yeah, well, he doesn't. Yeah. I don't think I've ever looksmaxed. I don't think I've ever even Correct. thought about my looks in any real way other than when I was going through cancer and they carved off a significant portion of my face. >> Stop that. It's going to leave a mark. Yeah, [laughter] well, I was like, I'm probably going to have to wear some kind of like Phantom of the Opera. >> Yeah, I really felt that that was going to be >> Terminator. Yeah, and I was kind of like weighing my options of getting a custom mask made and all this stuff. Yeah, I don't think about that [ __ ] >> I healed like I don't look whatever, it's passable. I can speak. That's all I really give a [ __ ] about. Um Where am I going? What have I done? Here we go. Dan Bopes 6699, Mary Lou, don't believe election fraud messages you see. Dig in, investigate. Early on, they spread like wildfire, but nearly everyone has been disproven. Why are you you eliminated the question. Now I can't see it. Oh, [ __ ] sorry. There you go. Oh. Um Yeah, she really buys hard into that like there's dead people voting and undocumented immigrants voting. She really believes that's happening. Mhm. Even though we have talked multiple times on this show and I've given her stats that it ain't happening. Okay, they don't read. They don't read. Mom and Dad refuse to read and learn new things. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, they I mean, the refusal to read is [ __ ] wild to me, too. I've published now six books. Yeah. Yeah. They haven't read a one of them. Right. JPL 6064, Haley, where are the [ __ ] the patriarchy aprons at? You said two weeks. Mary Lou, [snorts] if Mengelini can be glad Rob Mueller is gone then everyone can be happy that neck boy is gone. Who's Mengelini? Not sure. Um Send an apron to me. >> [laughter] >> Sorry. So, I ordered and paid for the aprons, um but the bad news is that my supplier said that that apron is on back order, so it's going to take a while. Unfortunately, it's not my fault. >> Supply chain. Yeah. Davis Angel 1, Chad and Haley, have you made plans to see the butterfly migration? I have not. I don't think we're doing it until mom can leave the home. Yeah. Blondie Beaks 3, hi. Love you, Chad and Haley. I worked at a nursing home/rehab and had to take mail-in ballots to rooms and help people vote. How will they vote under the SAFE Act? Precisely. They will not. Waluigi wah, I accidentally sent my messages before the stream started. Could you please still read them? I spent all I had on them. I really apologize. I didn't know. [ __ ] Uh I have no way of getting to them. Once we start the stream it it this software that we use called StreamYard like zeros out everything before we go live. My apologies well Luigi war. Um, thank you. Maybe next week. Phil Meyer 2367 grew up in haunted house. [ __ ] I have seen ghosts. I have talked to dead grandparents in dreams, found her lost wedding ring from dreams. Holy [ __ ] Congratulations. >> Okay. I have a solid relationship with those ghosts. Um, once again I made this just to join the NCP live. Thank you again. Trump listed in the Epstein files convicted of sexual assault impeached twice. A president who had taken you into war after promising not to etc. etc. etc. Do you genuinely feel that all the evidence doesn't stack [clears throat] up to your quote, I just don't believe that's true. This is this is really the strategy that I've been trying to use trying to implement in like especially the Wednesday episodes is tonnage. Just always reminding my mom that like you don't like this, you don't like this, you don't like this and there's a new thing that we add on to that every week and there's now just a mountain of [ __ ] that you say you disagree with or don't like that Trump is doing. And so eventually I feel like the weight of that has to [ __ ] crush the love of Trump out of her. It won't because all she needed with Bill Clinton was like, you know, he cheated on his wife with Monica Lewinsky and that immediately was like impeach him he's terrible terrible person. It is Donald Trump. There is he's infallible. It will never matter. I really believe that will never matter. He's going to have to die. >> That woman who came into your um bakery, did you ask her what was the thing that changed her mind? Um no, I didn't. She just said what she say? Uh she said she could tell that her 16 year old was like kind of hurt, you know, that they wouldn't hear him listen to him. So she said they finally started like actually listening to him and then watching the show and like oh, she said the way that you phrase things to our mother made her listen to you. So your approach to how you speak to mom worked on another mom. >> worked on another mom. >> [laughter] >> I needed to work on this mom. On my Okay. Well, it's just them. Um, Astrid L96X Mary Lou Bob can you possibly just listen to facts and feelings of Chad and Haley? Chad and Haley has it always been like that or since the cult? Please tell me you watch Druski. Not yet. Just cult. Yeah. I don't know that we've ever really expressed our feelings to mom and dad. [laughter] It's kind of true. Like, you know, I remember as a kid very much the thing was like suck it up. That was kind of like the family motto, you know. Yeah, [ __ ] I was like playing softball games with broken fingers, a busted nose. Like did not give a [ __ ] I don't know if you remember this incident. [laughter] This happened when I was probably 10 or 11. Um I was in my friend's backyard who lived a couple houses down from us. Baseball card kid, remember him? >> Yes, I remember him. I was in the backyard that we called this guy baseball card kid cuz this [ __ ] had some goddamn baseball cards. Like he had old ass [ __ ] Willie Mays rookie cards and stuff and you're just like how the [ __ ] does this kid have this stuff? He had thatism. Oh, really? You think? >> Yeah. Why do you think he was like my best little neighborhood friend? >> yeah, of course. Of course. >> We would just like [ __ ] geek out on baseball cards. Just Nice baseball cards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were in his backyard and we were playing um we had a broomstick and a tennis ball and we were just like lobbing it to each other and and hitting it and going to pick it up whatever. One of us hit the the tennis ball over his backyard fence and it went into the neighbor's backyard so we could not retrieve. And um I was I had the bat the broom in my right hand and I was kind of kneeling down using it like a little crutch or something and just like picking at the grass and I just hear baseball card kid go Hey, let's Mike a good ball. And I look up and he is throwing something at me like a frisbee and I'm like what the [ __ ] And I just see the silver streak coming toward my head. I put my left hand up to like block my eye. Ding, it falls on the ground. It's an old [ __ ] tin lid from like a Folgers can that this [ __ ] winged at me like a frisbee as hard as he could. Just cut these two fingers to the bone instantaneous >> [laughter] >> blood pouring down my arm. I still have scars. You probably can't see it on this camera. I still have two scars that go across here and I have no feeling in the skin from those scars to the tip of my fingers on both these fingers still from the um So I go home. I have like a washcloth on and I'm just like prep putting pressure on it stuff. His mom too came out in the backyard and was like I know how to stop that boy you need to put salt in it and I was like I'm going home. [laughter] Bye. So I went I went back home and uh you know, wrapped it up. I remember mom was there. Put some uh washcloth on and stuff and then dad came home and it was in the middle of the summer baseball season. >> He was furious because I couldn't put that hand in a baseball glove. >> yeah. Yeah, so I had ruined my my summer baseball season. It was like should I go get stitches or something or no, [ __ ] you. We'll just tape it up and you're going to play baseball. So that should give you some idea. Yeah. Um, 01 super drunk 66. Have you considered doing an episode where you look at how Trump is viewed by the populace in in allied countries and outside view of how unpopular he is. We have talked about that kind of thing on the show before. It just doesn't sink in because they don't care. Right. What do you know? You don't live here. Yeah, they think anybody who doesn't like Trump is crazy. You heard it a little bit today when we were talking about how there are 8 million people um protesting against him and they don't care. My she mom said today well, cuz people are crazy now. Just 8 million lunatics. >> crazy. JPL6064 Mangolini isn't busy with the war. What is Mangolini? He's playing golf. Like Mussolini. Oh, like Mussolini but he's orange. I see. I see now. >> He's playing golf. The soldiers Marines and sailors are busy with the war. Um, agreed. Yeah, I I saw somewhere today online they're uh estimating he has spent a hundred million dollars on playing golf taxpayer money this year or perfect uh term. >> Zillow the God. Mary Lou is laughing and nervous reaction you display. It sends mixed signals. She's not here to answer that. I don't know. Abby can cook. Mary Lou knows Trump is a piece of [ __ ] She just wants to believe he isn't just like she wants to believe she was perfect parent. PS your horse is a Democrat. >> [laughter] [snorts] >> I wonder what Chinese politics are. We'll never know. Slim to none. Chad and Haley big fans of torturing myself. Sorry. I mean the pod. My boyfriend calls this my rage bait podcast. Sorry to hear about Bob's diabetes but super happy he wasn't on this week's episode. #nakings. Thank you very much. Davis Angel 1. Mary Lou, when Trump and Bob say terrible things, why don't you believe them? That's part of the defense mechanism. Mhm. She gets to say it's a joke if it's too horrific. Um, Christie Hack 2547. Mary Lou, please try to think of things in own perspective. How would you feel if these things were happening to you? What if your daughter was blown up at school? What if your son was shot because he was at a protest? We've asked a similar question like this before. They don't care. I asked my dad, what if I was in a mall and uh Trump sent in Marines to just like start killing people and he goes, well, you shouldn't have been in the mall. They got their reasons. I don't think mom feels the same though. Like if one of us was injured, you know, by ice or killed or something, I think it might change her mind. Yeah, it might. It might. I don't know. Um, uh Jen Tonic? Now I get it. Jen Tonic. Mary Lou, Trump has said there are Iranian sleeper cells in the United States and that he knows where they all are. Is I that is if that is true, why hasn't he sent the FBI to have them all arrested? Good point. Um, TaylorV92. Mary Lou, why is it wrong when immigrants commit crimes but when Trump commits those same crimes, then it's okay? Because Trump is their God and he can do whatever he wants and they will abide by it. They will support it. They will think it's the right thing to do. Giant Movie Nerd TM. Hey Chal, a few months ago you gave me advice to read my favorite movie scripts to understand how to write one. I took that advice and found it extremely helpful. Any more advice for a screenwriter? Write every day. That's the best advice I think for anybody who wants to do anything. Whatever that thing is. If you want to be a writer, you want to make YouTube, you want to make music, you want to make baked goods, do it every day. I think quality comes from quantity. And burnout. What's that? And burnout. What's that? Burnout. What's that? If you do something every day >> Uh-huh. you're going to burn out. Couldn't be me. Okay. You just channel it in different ways. Such as? You know, like you'll you you hyper fixate on one project and like you take it to where it needs to go then you hyper fixate on another one. but you kind of let that other one go. Such as? What do you mean? What project have I let go? I don't know. I never let anything go. Other people take them away or throw them in the trash. I don't let them go. Every [ __ ] thing I've ever written Mhm. and even [ __ ] that I have yet to write, those characters are up here forever. They don't ever go away. They're making new stories, new movies, new TV shows. >> Okay. No one will ever see except me But in life But in life, in order This is for me. I don't know. Everybody's different. I need a [ __ ] break. Yeah. I need to go travel the world and put my baking on the [ __ ] back burner. Mhm. That's [clears throat] what I need. So, if I do it if I do something every day relentlessly and I do not take those little mini breaks, I'm no good. Interesting. I'm no good. >> I'm the opposite. The breaks are bad for me. I don't like breaks. Oh. Do you not enjoy anything outside of like that thing that you're fixated on? I don't know. Enjoy is is is a interesting term, I guess. I don't know. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, of course I do. Didn't you just take a vacation somewhere? Wasn't that enjoyable? Or were you just like, "Ugh, I got to get back to the pod." Like, what was your Were you waking up at 2:00 a.m. and just like, "I got to make notes for the pod." Yeah. Don't. >> [laughter] >> Marissa E. Juan, Marilu, when you said kill them all, I knew you meant the bad guys. Sorry, Chad and Haley always try to spin what you and Trump say. I hear Hassan likes baklava. Okay. What? Uh thank you, Marissa E. Michelle Fraser, Michelle Fraser. My god. 5410 Hi all from a wet and windy Scotland. See, I knew. Fraser. And no accent, please. Are you related to McDoob by chance? Lord Brok Tarok. You see what I've done? Yeah. Sassanach Dianne Fash Hi all from a wet and windy Scotland. No accent, please, Chad. >> [laughter] >> So, sorry. Yeah. I should have written one more line. >> [laughter] >> Marilu, what does it take for you to believe Trump? To hurt animals, please. Look at overseas media for another opinion. What's MX? Michelle Love, Michelle Love kiss hug. The Drifting Druid back at it again. PSA to MAGA, we were not paid to attend No Kings. I'm an introvert. The last thing I want to do on a Saturday is hang out in a crowd. I've been employed and paid all my bills since age 19. I'm 34 and from OKC. I wish you were here to see these things. >> [snorts] >> CarCart uh 2214, thank you very much. Am Amber Alert 8, not a question, but if you get $100 bill with Trump's name on it, make sure to block it out with Sharpie. He prefers his name redacted. Exactly. That's what this guy on um I think it was an Instagram thing I saw. I also saw this guy God, I don't have the name. I followed it off Necessary Conversation. Some dude has a channel uh or a Instagram account where he's doing like kind of parodies, I guess, of our show. Like where he plays each one of us. Have you seen that? >> seen it. Yeah, it's so [ __ ] funny. Yeah. Um Ayo Earthlings question for Mary Lou, what What if it was Obama's signature on the $100 bill? You know what? >> Yeah, they'd be they'd be throwing the $100 bills in the fireplace. Analog 6, fashion show at Mar-a-Lago this month. That was what the thing was, the children. >> Mhm. Day is love. Mary Lou, please watch the movie The Voice of Hind Rajab or Hind Rajab, maybe? Do you know this movie? Mhm. Don't know it either. Sorry. Dylan Mills 8235, Magic the Gathering questions for Chad. Thank you. How many playmats do you have? >> [laughter] [laughter] >> What is a playmat? Nothing. This doesn't concern you. This is my lightning bolt playmat. Oops. >> And you just throw your cards on that? Throw my cards? You lay your cards down on that. >> my cards upon the mat. It's my lightning bolt playmat. >> [snorts] >> Here's a What was this one? This is a um Guilds of Ravnica. This is a Rakdos. You only have three mats? See the upside down? Yeah. Are you supposed to have like a mat per deck? You know, the truth is I don't use playmats when I play. These are for shooting pack rip videos and stuff on my Magic the Gathering channel. And yes, I do sleeve all my decks. Slivers or Eldrazi? Ooh, that's a tough choice. Eldrazi. Nautical, Mary Lou, do you think Bob exemplifies Christ? >> [laughter] >> You know, in Love Is Blind this season, so a a woman called her guy Christ-like. She's like, "The reason I love you is cuz you're so Christ-like." Like, do you think Dad's Christ-like? >> [gasps] >> Does he agree with Jesus' command to love thy neighbor? Of course he does. >> Did you watch the one on Netflix called The Age of Attraction? [ __ ] do you know who I am? Did you like it? >> what The Roses is? Did you like it? I haven't finished it yet. No is the answer. The hosts of that show are Nick Viall, the greatest Bachelor player of all time, and his wife, Natalie Joy. I will watch anything he does because I both think he is the greatest player of all time and he is the most uh enraging player of all time because he's such a He's just like a sour grapes-y kind of like, "Oh, I deserve all the credit." His big thing right now is he has a huge podcast called Viall Files. On that podcast, he said that he was personally responsible for getting Taylor Frankie Paul cast as the next Bachelorette. That's the one who just had the big fallout where they yanked the season. And now he's like, "How could they have cast her?" Da da da da da. Isn't he Isn't the woman that he married like a lot younger than him? That's why they're hosting The Age of Attraction. Yeah, he was 40 four, I think, when she was 19. I'm done. They have a kid? They have a kid? My god. They have a kid. Uh Little River Rose, um holiday in Montana. Mary Lou, are you against mail-in ballots? The majority of Republicans leaning people in Montana have to use mail-in ballots. The SAVE Act would potentially disenfranchise them. She is against mail-in ballots. We talked about that on today's show. Darth Hollows 2893, it honestly seems to me like Mary Lou doesn't believe the personality she has crafted for herself with Trump anymore, but I get it's hard to admit you were wrong. I agree with this. I I I think the some of the progress I think that is being made with my mom is her kind of like coming to accept or be a little more comfortable with the idea that MAGA doesn't like without that as part of her personality, it's okay Yeah. to let that fall by the wayside. Jim Minetti, April Fools right around the corner. Please, Bob inner Bob interrupt him, name call, say catchphrase on repeat, and get up and leave at least five times. >> [laughter] >> We should do that. You and me should just like every two minutes have to go take a [ __ ] CHAD, I NEED SOME. I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. Where was I? Will 9828, Chad, as much as I am sometimes pissed at Mary Lou, I think I am more pissed at you. Get her Ground News. It's been months. I am working on it. Okay? Look, I can get her Ground News. I don't want to just give it to her. I want to be able to make something where I'm showing her how to use it. You know what I'm saying? Mhm. We're very close. It's going to happen. Sam Weston B1U, thank you very much. Do you think Trump was joking when he said you shouldn't be president if you have a learning disability like dyslexia? As a teacher, is that okay? How would your former students think about that? This came up because Gavin Newsom is dyslexic, I think. Mhm. Right. And yes. And he made fun of him. Yeah, obviously we have no problem with it. I mean, Jesus Christ, Trump himself like doesn't read. Let alone learning disability. He literally does not read. Right. Maddie B 1326, Mary Lou, I have hope that you will see what a horrible human Trump is. He is not funny. He's a liar and a narcissist. >> It's not funny? That's correct. M In Simon or Miss Iman 1984, white supremacists entirely supports the conservative party and always has. Why is that not a deal breaker for you, Mary Lou, if you're not racist? She is. We've been through this. Hasn't she admitted it? No. Oh, she claims she's not. But there are early episodes I would encourage anybody who's like into the we're trying to do here, if you haven't, go back and not just watch what we have on YouTube, but we have I don't remember how many episodes we did before I started doing video. 100, probably. No, that's probably wrong. At least 50, I I would think. Uh of those first episodes. I would encourage you to go back and just listen to those first ones because you'll see kind of um certainly you'll see the decline of our dad into just like But you also see kind of I think uh some of these things that like our mom claims she's not racist, but I remember multiple times her saying in those audio-only episodes, "Racism is alive and well." You remember that [ __ ] Vaguely. I don't know. She's definitely not as racist as Dad. Of course. I I don't think anybody's disputing that. >> like it's all kind of under the veil, I think. Like she has internalized misogyny, like she's got some racism in there, but I don't think she thinks she is. Dad does, but she doesn't. Yeah. Jack Zilkin Bob's bosses got names on things through giving. DJT stole money from his own charity. He used charity money for purchases himself, rent to Mar-a-Lago, and legal fees. He pocketed money for vets. He names things for himself, but uses our money. 100% correct. Angelina Fontanez, "It's sad Mary Lou thinks her kids will steer her wrong. She trusts MAGA more than the kids she raised. Why is that? I promise your kids care more than Trump." That's something that I we've tried to come at that line of reasoning, too. It's like who would you believe more, Trump or your own family? And it's Trump. Man Freak Show "Thanks, Chad, for the simmer down game. I'll use the game at parties." You know where I learned that game? Was my It was the summer between my junior and senior year of college. I was back home. We were living in Our mom and dad were living in Dallas, I think, at that time. Yeah. And I worked at this diesel truck warehouse driving forklifts in a giant workout. When? The summer between my junior and senior year in college. What? You worked in a [ __ ] forklift factory? No, a diesel truck warehouse. Where was I? I don't remember any of this. >> What do you mean? I don't know. I'm like not even privy to this information. Like what? We [ __ ] we used to wake up and go to the gym together before I would go to that job. Ah. I remember the gym, yeah. I don't remember >> weights at that little gym down 30, 40, or whatever. >> I remember that. I do not remember the forklift. I would drop you off and go to that uh job for that summer. Okay. And um that was a wild [ __ ] job. I have a lot of crazy stories from that job. But it was like 140° no air conditioning middle of the Texas summer driving a fork just sweating my ass off best shape of my life. Um but in that uh warehouse, there it was just a bunch of [ __ ] dudes and we played that game all the time. That's where I learned it. Somebody would just write like a name on the little chalkboard that we had in there and then whoever came by and saw it would write down another one like of a movie and then a person and then a movie then a person so on and so forth. And it was before anybody had smartphones or anything. It was right before the internet, to be honest. I am 29. Um John Coffee post, "Do you want to see the new Firefly animated show?" No. You? I'll watch it. I'm not a big Joss Whedon guy. I am. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, formative years. I have seen >> that recently? I have watched it at least 10 times all the way through. I tried to go back and watch it. I was like, "All right, let me rewatch that." That pilot was rough. I still love it. I still love it. Mercy One, "Never know what to expect on the Necessary Conversation. Last week, Grandma's glamour shots. Now Mary Lou's cyberstalks Mr. [ __ ] while Bob >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. While Bob gets an Ozempic blowup to win her back. >> [laughter] >> But it is [ __ ] insane that they both love Hasan [ __ ] Yeah. But like what the [ __ ] No [ __ ] They think that that we're [ __ ] liberal commie scum. Yeah. And they love Hasan [ __ ] Cuz he wore a [ __ ] that Cuz he's not us. He's It's It's because he's not their kid, like period. Yeah. Maybe I should start look looks What is it? Look maxing? Look >> Look maxing. I just start doing that. Drastically change my visage so that they will think I'm a different person. Maybe it'll like shock them a little bit, you know? Yeah. Um Start hitting yourself with that hammer. I mean, in reality, though am I not looks maxing? Do you think [laughter] I could look better? >> [gasps] >> Yeah. >> That's not a joke. Okay. Sushi Juice, thank you very much. Um Messina Salvatore 393 "Not that it makes it any better, but the Chicago woman was murdered by a severely disabled immigrant. I think anyone with the mindset he had, regardless of their citizenship, would know any better with a weapon." Yeah. The whole thing that our mom always talks about with like, "Oh, this immigrant, you know, committed this crime or violent crimes or whatever" is like to in my opinion meaningless. Mhm. It's like there are all kinds of people who commit violent crimes and they they use that just to kind of like demonize anybody who is not on paper American. But it's like on paper Americans [ __ ] kill they do all kinds of horrible [ __ ] Well, that's the MAGA MO. They're doing it now with trans people, like trans women in the Olympics. There's like five athletes total in the last 50 years of the Olympics that were trans women. And now that's just a conduit to [ __ ] outlawing transgender altogether. I don't know. It's [ __ ] disgusting. >> [snorts] >> I agree with you 100%. It's also the fixation on it is strange. But But I think like at its core, all of this [ __ ] undocumented immigrants, trans people, whoever the boogeyman is for the right at any given time it is always about having the boogeyman. It's about the adversarial nature of how they perceive the world, that there must be an enemy that you are always attacking or afraid of or whatever. Right. And so they just pick a group and they say, "Here's who it is." And then it's like, "Oh my god, we need to kill them, get rid of them." Whatever the the thing may be. And that's like one of the kind of most effective ways that MAGA governs their kind of rabid fanbase is by always having that target, that enemy that you need to be attacking, fearing trying to eliminate from existence. Of course. All eyes on them, not us. The thing that is [ __ ] crazy to me is like there is um an idea, a philosophy, that has been around for I don't know how long in human existence but it's been here for a long goddamn time and I think it's the right idea. That humanity and indeed everything is one thing. And I don't get why the the fracturing of it is so effective at in 2026 after that philosophy has been I mean, countless ancient cultures have had that philosophy. It exists now. It exists in many different cultures, religions, whatever. Um And so when you do damage to any human being, you are doing damage to yourself as you too are part of humanity, one thing. I just don't get it. I'll never understand that. >> That's cuz you ain't a billionaire. Not yet. My Magic the Gathering collection is growing. Oh. Harley Rhodes Productions, "If all immigrants were gone from the United States and the United States stopped trading with other countries, do you think US can survive? We all use products manufactured by other countries. Hardly anything's made in the US." No. Exactly. There's no We have to get our oil from other places. We get a lot of food from other places. All of our building materials from other places, pretty much. Certainly a lot of our precious metals that we use in all of our technology. Of course we couldn't. Of course we couldn't. Not to mention labor. Cheap labor from other countries is how Do you use an iPhone? Do you use an Android? I would wager all of us use one of those. Those things are built on the backs of cheap labor outside the United States. Or hey, Alejandro 672, "Mary Lou, under Trump round one, we had the 6 ft apart COVID shots, masks, Operation Warp Speed. All that stuff stopped under Biden." Mhm. I tried to explain it to her. Nautical, "Do Mary Lou and Bob believe Jesus wants" quote "all Muslims, Iranians, Palestinians Palestinians killed?" [clears throat] >> Dad probably does. Yeah, of course. I mean, I remember asking Mom if she thought um What was I talking about? ISIS or something? There were There was one episode where I said, "What do you think Jesus would be doing with" maybe it was undocumented immigrants. "Going in and getting all the bad people." >> [laughter] >> She said something like that. They don't read the Bible. That ain't no [ __ ] Alan, maybe that's what we should do for our book club. We're going to start the book club and it's going to be your book, the Bible. Hey, you got to do it if we do it. Fine. Alana Harrison 7594 went to No Kings in Columbus. There was such a diverse group of people including kids and people 80 plus. I've never seen so much love for the US in one place. That's fantastic to hear. I I mean, all the No Kings protests have been very successful, I think, in terms of at least the optics, you know? Those pictures. The I used one of our thumbnail today from the beach in San Francisco where they made that giant thing that said get Trump out now out of human bodies. And it's just like when you see that type of [ __ ] it at the very least reinforces the idea to all of us that like there's a lot of [ __ ] people who ain't on board with this [ __ ] Yeah. And that's still the case and we're not yet uh you know, scared enough to stay home when something like this pops off. I think we do need to have more of them and it needs to, I think, start to extend to some kind of like work stoppage type [ __ ] Yeah. Kind of like they do in in Europe and France primarily. Throwing [ __ ] on their front doors. Yes. Throw some [ __ ] We'll start throwing some [ __ ] We call that in um reality TV, when I'm training players to infiltrate The Bachelor or Love Island or Love Is Blind, I always give them this as an option. I say this is a very exotic play, you don't see it a lot, but it's called experimental [ __ ] play. >> [laughter] >> Don't even have to throw the [ __ ] [ __ ] your pants, [ __ ] on the ground, um take a bad [ __ ] somewhere, stay in the bathroom [ __ ] making [ __ ] noises. There are many ways to do an experimental [ __ ] play in reality television. Rarely seen, does happen. We saw it happen in episode three of Survivor 50 this most recent season. Uh a character named Christian [ __ ] his pants. Did they keep them on longer? Made it more entertaining. Okay. I'm not a cat from exclusive. I'm not a cat from exclusive. Mary Lou and Bob, you are quick to bring up deaths of US citizens by undocumented migrants. I wonder how many times you researched or how many undocumented or SA or unalived by BP Ice? They don't look at that [ __ ] cuz they view anything Ice does as a righteous act. So, even when Ice is executing American citizens in the street, well, they deserve, they shouldn't have been out there. He had a gun. She tried to run him over. Mom in my head is now becoming Terence McKenna, strangely. You know Terence McKenna? Mhm. Five dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms will make you see the face of God. Azalea Sprouts, Haley, thank you for being such a shining example of woman who stands strong in the face of loud cruel men. The USA needs to do the same. You're welcome. Damn nice. She just took that credit. Jack Zilkin, please invite Mr. Global on the show. I don't know Mr. Global. He's a long-time veteran of the oil and gas industry like Bob. Everyone's skin is fantastic. Thank you. Do you know Mr. Global? No. I don't know Mr. Global. It's not like Mr. Fantasy. Who's Mr. Fantasy? Timothy Chalamet? No. AJ K- K- Kappa Kappa? What the [ __ ] dude who plays in Jughead, the goddamn show with all the [ __ ] Riverdale. Yeah. AJ Kappa >> is like a fake character that he does as a musical person. People are into that [ __ ] now. It's like remember when Garth Brooks did it in the early 2000s, Chris Gaines. >> Chris Gaines. Hannah Montana. >> Hannah Montana did it first. Hannah Montana did it before Chris Gaines? Did she? I don't know. Probably not. No, cuz Hannah Montana was like when my kids were kids, right? But musical alter egos, I mean, David Bowie was Ziggy Stardust. Mhm. I'm sure there are others even before that. Mhm. Digital David. Mary Lou, my mom has followed zero political news this term. When I told her how Bondi is not handling files within the law, my mom says they must have had a good reason. You see how ignorant illogical. We tried to have that conversation with her today. She ain't budging on that one. She keeps saying, well, he needs to get rid of her. It's like he's the one telling her to do this. That that's the disconnect that I don't know how to get around with her. She will [clears throat] [ __ ] on Pam Bondi and this may be part of what you're talking about with her internalized misogyny. She'll [ __ ] on Pam Bondi, but not understand Trump is the one controlling her. And Kristi Noem. Oh, you're right, and Kristi Noem. I like Mark Wayne Mullen. [ __ ] Mark Wayne. Jesus Christ. I made this just to join the NCP live. Thank you once again. Damn. Mary Lou, if I showed up and said we're taking your shiny, would you let them or would you tell them they don't have the authority? What would you say? Would you say I should get out of the way? They're doing their job. She would definitely not let Ice take Shiny. No. They [ __ ] said last week they would be fine if Ice kicked in their door and arrested them. I'm telling you right now, Mom would not let Ice take Shiny. You think she would die? For the horse, yes. She would go down in a hail of bullets for the horse. >> Yes. Do you think she would do that for us? Maybe us, but maybe not Dad. Maybe not [laughter] Dad. She's dying for Shiny. I [ __ ] promise you. >> Yeah. Wow. >> I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. 100. Cruise 344, Chad and Haley, I highly recommend you watch Dr. Shiva live. Who are the real Americans, Ice or us? Or is that Ice or you us? He would be a great guest. Manuel, ride with me. Okay. I'm not sure about any of that. Nautical, Mary Lou and Bob, do you think you are smarter than your kids? If they aren't dumb, why won't you ever believe them? No, they think they think we're dumb as [ __ ] I don't think Mom thinks we're dumb. I think she thinks we are brainwashed by our side of the thing. I think Dad thinks we are dumb. Dumb as [ __ ] And he thinks he's much smarter than everyone. >> I mean, yeah, not just us, probably every human being on the planet. That's actually an interesting question. Maybe >> [laughter] >> next time he comes back on the show, I'll be like, Dad, rank yourself in intelligence of every human being on the population. Where do you think you are? 50%? 75? .000001? Um BreeBree1193, Haley, you are awesome. Keep being beautifully you. Thank you. Thanks. And now I'm going to reread it. Chad, you are awesome. Keep being beautifully you. Thank you, BreeBree. Thank you. I will. Thank you. MJ on live one, I'm curious about your relationship as siblings. Have you guys always been close? Were you protective of each other growing up? I think we used we kind of beat the [ __ ] out of each other a couple times when we were little. Out of each other? >> [laughter] >> [ __ ] out of each other? You [ __ ] stabbed me. Yeah. Couple times. You stabbed me? I remember once you uppercutted me when I was unaware, split my [ __ ] lip. I remember once having a sunburn, laying on a couch like asleep, and you came up with a yellow Wiffle ball bat, ta ta ta, as hard as you could on my sunburned back. I was never doing this [ __ ] to you. >> [laughter and gasps] >> I don't I remember you calling me like a 100 pounder when I was a little kid cuz [laughter] I was a chubby kid and you would refer to me as the 100 pounder. That's cuz Dad did it. I learned it by watching Dad. Yes, he [ __ ] did. >> He called me the 100 I don't remember Dad. I remember you calling me the 100 pounder. >> Mhm. Well, I'm sorry. I hope I didn't cause you any too bad traumas. No, I don't care. I got my stabs in. That ain't no [ __ ] Um Communist Bob 67, hey. Just let you know you're my favorite podcast. Thank you very much. CK Beats, Jesus was a Muslim, perhaps. I'm not sure about that. Um Chavo Macado to Haley, I'm starting a food truck, fried chicken sandwiches. Any advice from the bakery? [ __ ] Um advice on starting a [ __ ] food business. Managing people is going to be your hardest [ __ ] job. So, when you start hiring people, good luck. Top of the morning to you. Good luck. [laughter] Uh I finally like I hit stride probably three or four years ago. Um it took me a long time to find people that I could trust, people that wouldn't [ __ ] me over, walk out on me. I finally have like a really solid team. I have for years now. Like it's been really smooth sailing, but when you start those first few employees, I [ __ ] promise you you're going to wish you never hired [laughter] them. Jesus. It's true. I'm writing a book about it. I mean, like the [ __ ] that I've endured as a business owner is Yeah. Honest to God, unbelievable. Like it's it sounds um fictitious. It doesn't even sound real. So, good luck. Hopefully you got family members that can come in come through clutch for you cuz I hate to tell you, it's going to take a couple years to find your stride. I will say I mean, I guess to some degree I'm a small business owner as well, at least one of my podcasts. We have some employees. And we also in the early years had some uh some interesting stuff go down. Yeah. Um but now, this podcast, this is it. This is the team. Um where was I? Where was I? Here we go. Thor 2177, Mary Lou, you said Donald J. Trump fears voting in person because there might be an assassin, but you can't see how ICE to anyone who looks foreign is the assassin and they will be there. Correct. She does not get that. But I think like they're going to go vote in person. I doubt there would be ICE in Oklahoma. They're going to send them to like any of the districts in swing states where it's possible the Democrat might win. Yeah. >> There's just going to be guys with [ __ ] machine guns standing in front of the door when you walk in. That ain't going to be good. Correct. Um Don Wait a minute. Is this Don Ye? No. Donnie L L of No. It's Don Yelavilas 3830. [snorts] Maybe I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Did you guys see D.L. Hughley mention the show in his latest podcast? Also a big fan of the show. Oh my god. I saw he he DM'd me some a long ass time ago and was like, "Love what you guys are doing." And I DM'd him back and said I've been loving what you've been doing for a long time, you know, something like that. Let's get him on the show. I don't think he ever um hit me back though. >> Let's get him on the show. >> He liked That was September 12th of last year. He likes a bunch of my posts like on High Bakery. >> great. He's one of the I think I mean, not that he's like super underrated or anything, but I still feel like he's one of the most underrated stand-ups that has ever lived. He's like his uh he can do whole shows where he's just like doing crowd work. Just like making fun of people in the audience and [ __ ] >> yeah. Highly entertaining. Yeah. Not to mention all this the politics stuff that he does now as well. Um Jenna Doll As a huge fan of DT, Donald Trump, do you think Mary Lou would read a biography on him? Hell no. It doesn't seem like she knows much about him. I will send her M. Hagerman's book. She's not reading anything. >> They ain't reading those god damned books. Mhm. Ryan Elliott, thank you very much. Colby DZ8RG, either of you listen to the new Sublime song? Hm? What? Is it AI? I think maybe they have a new lead singer. Oh. I haven't heard it. I'm not a huge Sublime fan to be honest. >> I am. Even from the old days. >> I was in the '90s. Back to Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball. Okay. Yeah. That's what it was like. I liked them in the '90s. I haven't heard anything that's new though. You know who I like from the '90s? A lot of musical bands. >> Away-oh. Wow, that's no go. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that song? What the [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> I thought I was GOING TO CAN YOU HIT THE CHORUS AGAIN? >> BELT ONE OUT. >> [laughter] >> I'M JUST HEARING OH. That's the '80s. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What song were you trying to sing? >> It doesn't matter. Just say the words. Away-ay-ay. Hey. >> [laughter] >> I don't even >> [crying] >> What are the words? >> know. IT'S A [ __ ] OFFSPRING SONG. >> [laughter] >> YOU KNOW the one I'm talking about? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. I don't I don't even know the rest of the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I got it. The '90s was the best time in my opinion probably for everything, always. I I I agree. I go back and I I listen to like even like I was hitting a lot of feminist [ __ ] back then. Fiona Apple Tidal, still one of my top 10 of all time. God, that is a [ __ ] insane album. You know who I'm about to go see in that old concert? You already said it, Tori Amos. Tori Amos. She's got a new album coming out called In the Time of Dragons that's about politics and I'm like, "Ooh, [ __ ] Maybe she's back at it. Maybe she going to dredge up some of that rage." Okay. Yeah, the '90s were just great. So much good [ __ ] in the '90s. Although '80s music is pretty [ __ ] hard to beat, too. I agree. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. I like a lot of '70s rock as well. Yeah. '70s, '80s, '90s for me is like the Yeah. I listen to a lot of that [ __ ] I like a lot of 1900s, 1910s, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s, 2020s. No. Helen Connelly for 5403 You can't be a Trump supporter and play the victim when people are just telling jokes. Agreed. That's the whole thing. When it's like Jimmy Kimmel can't say this Trump's you're telling a joke. Yeah. [snorts] It infuriates me. Holiday in Montana Haley, look into Dear Potato Bakery in Helena, Montana. Helena? Helena, sorry. Uh y'all have the same vibe. Love them. Look into it. In Adamac 5842, Chad Haley, if your dad passed away, do you think Mary Lou would change? 100%. >> Yep. Chad's blue camo fit, Chad, are you clawing your way out of your deep hole of TFP Bachelor depression? Your slide into it while watching Sal and Mwa 4 was something to watch. >> [laughter] >> Yes. I feel like yes, I am. Um I I have what I believe is very good intel that the Bachelor franchise will live on, that this will not sink the ship. And I'm looking forward to what the next turn is going to be. A hard pivot away from Taylor Frankie Paul and Sal and Mwa, I think is what's coming. While you're waiting, you can watch Love on the Spectrum's new season in April. Yeah. We've seen multiple of those players out here. Just walking around the mall and [ __ ] Really? Yeah, the guy The last one we saw was um David, I think. Yeah. >> He's the guy who's married to or or in a relationship with Abby. >> Disney, mhm. Yeah. We saw him just walking down the street and we were like, "Oh, it was like a star sighting unlike I have ever had." I was like, "Holy [ __ ] that's the guy from [ __ ] Love on the Spectrum. Oh my god." I know. I look for them in Boston, too, when I'm there. I'm always looking on the T for the purple princess. I do a pretty good impersonation of Connor and of the guy with the >> James. luscious locks. James. I love James. Me, too. Yeah, that show's great. Lenny Lace, wishing Mary Lou and Bob could be libs one app and Chad and Haley could be MAGA like the Enemies Project tried to say last week, but failed. Nah. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Hentai Shinshi 666 The reason I don't want to do that is because it's like how do we do that? You just have to get rid of reason? Right. And just be crazy? I can't. >> [snorts] >> Um has Haley heard back about Traitors? Team Culton, #teamculton. I haven't. Me, either. They They can't handle this smoke. They can't handle the politics and the libs up in that. I want I want like I want to be on that show so [ __ ] bad. I want to be on so [ __ ] bad. Yeah. >> [sighs and gasps] >> It'll happen. That show's going to be on for the next 50 years. We have time. Day is love, Chad, any advice on how to promote a book? Social media. It's the best and only way to do it at this point. I think at this point publishers I don't know if you yourself publishing your book, probably the best route to go, honestly, at this point. But I don't even think publishers will will put your book out unless you have some kind of a social media platform you're already famous. >> [snorts] >> Mercy 1 Uh we need a place to post memes, missing out on fun. I know. I got to start a Discord. I just don't [clears throat] want to do it. My apologies. Boondock Shiner, Mary Lou, Edmond, Oklahoma sucks. Why would you spend 385,000 to live there? Is it because you're stupid? I dislike you on a molecular. All right, Boondock Shiner. >> [snorts] >> I think Boondock Shiner might be a problem. Boondock Shiner, um this is why our mom left the chat. Messages just like this. I made this just to join the NCP live again. Thank you, Jesus Christ. Chad and Haley, if there's one if there was one thing you could get your parents to flip on outside of liking Trump, like one specific issue, what would it be? Like politically? I don't know. >> Like just one political issue? Yeah. I mean, I guess I guess I would pick the one that they feel the most the one they the one they perceive as like the biggest problem is immigration. So, I would definitely say that. I would want them to because I feel like that just changes you on on like a human level, you know, like to have empathy for for other people seeking asylum and [ __ ] So, I feel like I would say the whole immigration thing. I'd make them flip-flop. I Yeah, I think so, too. Immigration or trans rights, I think to me are both kind of like they're similar in that it's about like you're saying, human rights, civil rights, seeing someone who is not like you as a fellow and equal human being. Mhm. I think probably [clears throat] one of those issues. Taylor Powelson, Mary Lou is bullied with one comment, but we'll watch Blob treat her kids the same way for an hour every Sunday. Nice. It's true. Matt from AAG Chad, did you get any of the Magic the Gathering Secret Lair SpongeBob cards? Also, I hope you guys are able to get through to Mary Lou. Good luck. I did not get any of those SpongeBob cards, but I did get the Dan Dan deck. SpongeBob. I did get >> They just make a deck of like everything? Is the answer yes? In the year 2019, >> [laughter] >> Magic the Gathering started putting out a game called >> [clears throat] >> Secret Lair. These are cards outside of any of the normal sets that had special art treatments, etc., etc. In the year 2020 and you they come in little packs of like 10 cards, foil lands, whatever. 2020, they did their first foray into what they dubbed Universes Beyond. In these specialized Secret Lair things, they did a Walking Dead series. So, you can GET RICK GRIMES. CARL! YOU CAN GET CARL. You can get I think Negan was one. I think Daryl was one. You could get these cards that were like pictures of the actors from the [ __ ] TV show on your Magic cards. Everybody felt some type of way about it. Shouldn't have [ __ ] actors in my Magic the Gathering. Other people like, I love this [ __ ] but it was relegated to Secret Lair, which is a very specialty kind of niche product that you don't really need to play the game. Cut [clears throat] to uh 2021, I think. Lord of the Rings full set. Mhm. Now they're doing it. And now this year, 2026, there's seven sets coming out. Four of them are Universes Beyond. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Hobbit, Marvel superheroes, and [ __ ] at the end of the year, Star Trek. Mhm. So, the answer is yes. They just license a bunch of [ __ ] now. And Magic is making over a billion dollars a year as a property for Hasbro. So, they're doing >> okay. Well, they're making a mistake because the most important deck is Jem and the Holograms. I'd love to see that. I'm not sure that one works in the uh the current climate of Magic players. I think it's too old. I don't know that like I think the average Magic player is around 30 years old. I don't know if that person knows who Jem >> said Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. Hobbit? Yeah, Hobbit's a classical piece of fantasy literature. What is like the average age of a [ __ ] Magic player? I think around 30. Here, let me Google it for you. Let me do a Google. I guess I just think they're all old like you. You [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> 30 to 35. Mhm. So, says the internet. Okay. Um Analog 6, fashion show was this month. Okay. >> [snorts] >> Chris Christine Palmer Lou 3560, Mary Lou, can you at least try and listen to your children when they say how awful things are getting? Seeing you every week and listening to you every week sugarcoat topics and run around circles is getting irritating. Tell me about it. >> [laughter] >> That Tim Aguilera, the #libsibs are glowing. Thank you. Chad, what was your favorite Tom Haines #doodzymug segment? Haley, favorite high bakery product? Why don't you go, then I'll go. Mhm. Well, I'm a vegan and we just hired a new morning opener who uh was a French pastry chef prior to coming to me. She's amazing and she started making cinnamon sugar vegan croissant. Ooh. >> I haven't had a croissant in like years. I've had to travel like other countries for a vegan croissant. And she makes like the most amazing laminated dough and she makes it vegan. So, my favorite product is a cinnamon sugar croissant. Um my favorite Tom Haines Doodzy mug segment was probably the one where he's talking about you have to eat the fettuccine. Fettuccine. Fettuccine. >> that I know what this is. How do you know that? You played it for us at Mom and Dad's house like The fettuccine one? >> Like the prototype. Yeah, like when you were coming up [laughter] with it. Yeah. I made you listen to fettuccine. >> yeah. >> Oh, [ __ ] That's funny. I love the fet- I loved all those. Those were all super fun and they always made me laugh. Bammerola 24, I'm sorry Mary Lou left. I wanted to let her know she looked very beautiful today. Huh. We'll let her know for you. Maybe she's watching right now. Mom, if you're watching right now, you look beautiful today. Phantom Thieves 2078, Chad, I have a thing where I dream conversations and they occur word for word days later despite me actively not instigating the convo. Is this astral projecting in your opinion and can I develop it? Can you develop it? I believe so. Is it astral projecting? No. You need to get a book called I feel like I have deja >> You get a book called The Premonition Code. It is by Teresa Chung and Dr. Julia Mossbridge. In it, they talk about experimenting with premonitory dreams um and precognitive capabilities. It's a very interesting book and uh I think it will help you along on your journey. I Kayam AKM 111, Mary Lou's technological prowess is truly abysmal. Yes. Spearhead Global Chad, since you are learning astral projection, you should read Hindu texts in Upanishads. Hope I'm saying that right. They have a lot of information on advanced yog and siddhis. I'll look into that. Justin Simon 722, Mary Lou okay with Bob yelling at Chad and Haley and calling them names, but pieces out when one person talks back to her. It's late for her. I cut her some slack personally. Spearhead Global, also again, great hairstyle you keep surprisingly. Thank you. I assume you're talking about my beautiful hairstyle? Is that what hair? Huh? What hairstyle? What hair? >> This is a style. I have some hair still. Oh. Okay. I wear a wig sometimes on Game of Roses to try and look like Nick Viall. Have I ever shown it to you? No. Will you wear wigs? Yeah. When will you wear wigs? This is my Nick Viall wig. Jesus. Wow. It doesn't even fit your head. Yeah, it does. It doesn't. >> It's sitting nicely on my head. It doesn't fit. Gabe Montelongo, hey Chad and Haley, I feel like your mom was doing so well lately, but something must have changed her opinion. What are the Easter plans and will we get Bob in an Easter bunny costume? I'll maybe go on Amazon right now and try to order like Easter bunny ears and see if Dad will wear them or something. We're We're shooting that Are you doing anything for Easter? I'm No. What? No. >> Yeah, we're shooting the show next next Sunday. Yeah. >> We'll still be doing it. Um GIJSPowers GIJoe's Powers? GIJSPowers. Sorry. Give Andor another chance. See, I think season 2 and the propaganda machine in there might actually affect Mary Lou. Both y'all skins is glowing. Thank you. I'll never watch Andor, though. Um F Frejo 2736, thank you very much. Side of the Ham 420 gets our last question of the night. Mary Lou, you remind me so much of my mom when you get presented with facts, it's easier for you to pass it off as a joke or whatever. Please think. We'll try and get her to do that. And we have some super stickers as well. I am Dexter 5147, thank you very much. Cardenas Julio 15, thank you very much. Cardenas Julio 15, thank you very much again. UCLA 2001, thank you very much. Attack on Pony Productions 4927, is that an Attack on Titan reference? Thank you very much. Alex Bettencourt, thank you very much. And thank everyone very much for joining us tonight uh for this live show. Sorry our mom left. She got um I think rightly mad or offended or just didn't want to stick around to be insulted. I completely get that and support her decision to leave the show. Hopefully, she will be back on Wednesday with me to maybe be looking at some ground news. Hopefully. I'm working on it. Please don't be angry. Um thank you, Haley, for joining me. Oh, yeah. We will see you soon. Bye. Goodbye.