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in the aftermath of the 2024 election America is even more divided than before half the country fears the end of democracy and the other half welcomes it as America inches toward the brink of authoritarian Rule now more than ever we must force ourselves to have the necessary conversation you were in the wrong Haley and I were here ready to go and you were late this morning I received a series of text messages from one Haley Pope saying I have to work and I can't do the show today I said okay let's call it and now I receive a text message and a phone call uh at 5:00 whatever tonight saying what are we doing so I had prepared nothing because I was under the assumption that there was no show today so I guess we're going to have to uh freestyle this one mom are you ready to Freestyle is Dad there I am the only one that was sitting here with antlers on ready to go and Chad was not ready for the show just put that out there I thought the show was not happening today because Haley had to work hey hey read back through those text messages where all three of us were in there you said something to the effect I guess we should wait till s o'clock then to see if Haley right uh can do the show well we're here Haley you're silent through this entire process you here here's dad he wanted you to know he is here too hello he hasn't been baking cookies but he's here um so what what I mean I have nothing prepared I have no topics are there any topics you guys want to talk about this is by the way the necessary conversation thrown together last minute with me are my parents uh very much in the Maga cult Bob and Mary L and my sister my silent sister silently watching silently sitting here judging us she has said no words as of yet she simply sent some text messages this morning saying she couldn't do the podcast but now here we are doing it on a late uh Sunday night what yay yay I have a diddy okay even though we're not gonna talk much politics I have a diddy I gotta get on my glasses okay the Biden White House quietly announced this was three days ago on the day that the government was so worried that we might shut down but we didn't they announc Biden is giving one billion with a B okay dollars for the conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon okay all I want to say is what the hell we have people from the hurricane living in tents with snow falling on them yeah we have our our government was worried they're going to shut down he gives away1 billion dollar and you know why this is why I think he did this this is a kickback to their family again yeah he's giving our government money away to the Ecuadorian Amazon people and then they will write him a payback check of like what 10 20 million yeah um doesn't the Amazon produce some significant percentage of the entire world's oxygen you understand we need the Amazon rainforest right as a species we also need people in the United States to be taken care of people in the United States will die without oxygen I hate to break it to you all humans need to breathe that's part of what it is to be human and the Amazon rainforce produces some significant amount of oxygen if I'm not mistaken I think Oceanic Plankton produces the most but I think the Amazon rainforce is up there I hate to break it to you but Biden is the worst president in history of the United States ever you hate to break it to us okay um thank you for that Diddy so Mom is against the rainforce she wants it destroyed immediately no I want Biden destroyed immediately he's piece out can't stand him he he's out but he's giving away billions of dollars what the [ __ ] get him what do you think Trump is gonna do he's not gonna do [ __ ] like that he's gonna take take care of here he's gonna take care of the people of the United States is what he's gonna do by putting billionaires in his cabinet I I simply don't get hold that I'll go get my chair what you need billionaires in the cabinet do you think you have more in common with a billionaire or a person who makes minimum wage billionaire interesting [Laughter] why do you think that you've worked for them you know because I've I've been around them my entire life your entire life yeah you grew up with billionaires well since I was what when did I go to work since I was 30 years old yeah okay that's 41 I've been around them 41 out of my 71 years you know how many three four that oh I I know at least five six oh 10 10 billion at least and of those 10 that you've known how many do you think uh were altruistic and they wanted to help the common man well I think that they have you don't understand economics very well I'm asking you a very simple question of those 10 billionaires that you knew very well I don't know who these people many of them have done the world good no how many of them had the interest of the common person in mind ever when they were doing anything oh I think they all did interesting okay uh fair enough well like I said we got no topics Haley strangely silent still haven't even uttered a word we're we're five six minutes into this now are you present what's happening I I'm just really tired I'm over stimulated I've been working like 13 14 hour shifts for like four days straight and I'm tired yeah as I was just in a loud Bakery all day long thousands of cookie like I'm over stimulated so how many thousand you think um I mean I would be guessing but we typically roll out like at least 2,000 cookies dang that's a lot of chuch Ching um all I remember a few Christmases ago how many six years ago five years ago I want my bakery I want my bakery I want my bakery right here in this living room at Christmas so you got your bakery you're doing good keep it up okay all right glad to have you with us Haley I hope you don't fall asleep I'm reading a little thing right here that says inside the Trump's team's plans to try and end Birthright citizenship have you heard about this yes excellent so president-elect Donald Trump's team is assessing multiple options to fulfill his long promise pledge to in Birthright citizenship according to two sources familiar with the discussions teeing up a legal fight with the expectation that the Supreme Court would ultimately have to rule on the matter Trump has uh railed against Birthright citizenship which is by the way protected by the 14th Amendment uh for years and suggests he would use executive action to ban it are you guys for this or against this for it yeah I'm for it so people born in the United States should not be allowed to have citizenship if their parents are illegal aliens yes okay fair enough uh mom you agree with that on that yes I do why why have you not commented on my rer antlers anyone oh they're beautiful thank you for wearing them Haley are you part of this or not what's going on yeah I am literally like I'm I'm trying to pay ition it's very hard right now we're doing this at night also which is everything's a little discombobulated so what do you think of this Trump saying that he's going to end Birthright citizenship I mean I don't think it will happen it's protected it's an amendment so I mean I don't know if that's gonna matter with the Supreme Court that he has in place the fact that the parents are illegal throws all your amendments out the window no it doesn't you're literally born here that makes you a citizen of this country no yes yeah no don't your parents have to be Americans no no if you are born in the United States you are a US citizen per the 14th Amendment he's going to try and get that overturned using his stacked Supreme Court we'll see which way they go on that I think that'll be a very telling uh you know kind of first thing if he's going to try and kick that off as soon as he gets inaugurated hm what do you all think about we've got some more information about Luigi mangion now he stopped fighting extradition I think right so they did extradite him back to New York from Pennsylvania where he's going to stay in trial and uh already the prosecutors are saying it's going to be very difficult to not find somebody who is sympathetic to him to put on the jury mom and dad I assume you believe he deserves the death penalty should be killed yes I don't know if he should be killed but I don't like the way they have already I mean they have the right guy we know this yeah but seems that way until you know proven guilty you're Innocent but yet they're parading him around that's called something what they're doing with him how they're showing him in the orange suit with all the officers around him that's called something it's it's not good it's not nice it's called something yes it's called like perk or I forget the four initials but it's used used with um with our government to prove that they're already guilty let me Google it are you talking about a per walk yeah yeah yeah that's what I'm trying to talk about yeah that's just when they're walking the person into the jail or to a whatever did you see how they had him today no yeah he was like all handcuffed up and I mean praying him from like an maybe a helicopter they took him out of a helicopter or something or took put him in one I mean I have to imagine that Trump and his team are in a little bit of a quandry trump obviously and Elon Musk and any other billionaire want him dead period no ifs ANS or buts about it but in killing him they would make him a martyr and I think in sight potential Revolution at the very least some heavy riots and protesting in the United States I think you guys are making too much out of this he's he was a crazy in a week in a week he'll lose his popularity and he he'll go down yeah I don't think so the popularity is only going to go up as we get closer to his trial and it becomes the biggest media thing in in America as we move into that trial which will be what probably in a couple of months um I think he's going to become more popular and I think you're going to see the country is going to Rally behind him so far he's the only figure who has been able to unite the right and the left you said that last week I don't get that I don't I don't either I don't get that goodbye reindeer antl you understand that the country is controlled by Mega wealthy individuals who don't actually care understand that okay bring that up I disagree who do you think controls it then huh who do you think controls the country the majority of the people who vote okay so you think the majority of the people who vote who want free healthcare who want guns to be uh harder to get who want background checks all these things that I mean after the Sandy Hook shooting it was 90% what you just describes less than half of the population after the Sandy Hook shooting it was 90% of people wanted to have at least background checks if not more stringent gun laws none of that happened because the ruling class is actually who determines what policy gets made and that ruling class policies you I mean this is reality according to who according to reality okay I disagree with you disagree to disagree disagree to disagree disagree um I I don't know what else to talk about here because I have prepared nothing again okay huh thought you gonna talk about Christmas we were gonna talk about Christmas okay it is Christmas this is our last episode before de wait wait how about how about it ends with us the Blake Lively debacle are you guys following this I saw a little bit a little bit she's accusing the guy of sexually assaulting her on set or something is that ACC harass and she's suing him why did why' she come out now with it hasn't that been over that thing that she did with him that thing she got a bunch of she got a bunch of bad press because of that was it a movie they kind of split ways when they went to promote the movie and he was promoting it as like this is a movie you know about domestic violence she said grab your girls put on your florals come see my movie and by the way here's my hair care line and so a whole bunch to [ __ ] was like put out on social media of previous uh interviews that she had with other people where she was just a [ __ ] and so it was very much they painted this picture of Blake Lively of being just a horrendous person and he came out the hero and were I think like six months removed maybe more from the mov movie and it kind of ruined her career uh and now she's come out and is saying that he sexually harassed her on set and she has like text messages and emails and other people on set like corroborating the stories and so uh I I mean I don't know what to think other than what I'm reading so I feel like maybe it's true I feel like he's probably going to get dumped by agencies and he'll probably never work again what was his big thing before he did this with her in that movie I don't even know him do I I don't he did a TV show or something I don't know I don't know him it was a terrible movie I've been Fen too much have you guys followed it all before we get into our Christmas stuff the um house Democrats caving to Elon Musk about the funding bill essentially giving Elon Musk more power than Donald Trump at this point yep did you hear that Mom are you guys watching Newsmax no what are you watching wasn't paying attention though ask him again oh God God damn it no let's just move on what are your Christmas Memories let's discuss that all all I ask of you guys when we do this podcast house have you heard that one no let me ask you this though let me just ask you this I only ask he's going to be the speaker of the house that's what they want Elon Musk yes have you not heard this I have not heard this all I'm asking of you guys when we do this show is to not watch television for one hour it's news max Christmas to literally just turn off the TV for one hour where's the where's way over there I'm not getting up oh get it oh [ __ ] now they got a magician on there and made a bunny rabbit disappear [ __ ] I'll get it I promise I had to see it they had him in they had him in one of those like when they shoot a a man out of the rocket and he appeared in the bucket down the road okay who's that guy Huck Huck yeah Huck's on Huck's on bye Governor hucke Kitty's sad Newsmax is off it's okay baby girl we my TV okay hope you're happy Merry Christmas okay yeah Merry Christmas indeed all right I guess we're not going to talk about any kind of political stuff again I had no time to prepare anything I'm going to help you with Christmas uh coming Upon Us in what 3 days yeah two days Chad I would like to ask you this question sure what is one of your most Fondest Memories of Christmas it can be when you were little it can be when you were a teenager it can be when you were an old person what's your most old what the [ __ ] does that mean you're old not that old I have fond memories of me and Dad when we used to go back this is a little bit of backstory we used to always go back to visit Halen I's grandparents my mom's mom and dad for Christmas we would drive from wherever we were living at the time in Millo Texas Dallas Texas drive back up to Kansas and the whole kind of extended family would convene on our grandparents home they would hire a man dressed up as Santa Claus to come and deliver presents to the kids uh Etc ET Etc and I remember there were a couple years where you and I dad were heavy into collecting baseball cards and we went out to whatever the little baseball card shop was in Great Bin Kansas and bought a bunch of boxes and came home o or came back to uh our grandparents house opened them did the checklist and stuff I have fun memories of that me too how about you I liked it me too Mom fun Haley what was your most fond or happiest memory I don't know I feel like it's just like a collective it's like a like I mean I can pinpoint you know stories throughout visiting Nanny and popcorn's house but I can't really like zero in on an age or like a very specific time like you know they have that [ __ ] organ in the living room and I would like create my own songs just sit at that organ like I don't remember you doing that at all you know me yeah they they had an organ and you could literally just program like little beats like and I would like while it's I was like mixing my own music on the organ um I remember Nanny always having Pepsi Cola y that I would TR to drink and and there was it was definitely not Pepsi Cola um no yeah yeah in those like weird plastic tumblers that had playing cards on the side yeah I remember those we used to play poker all the time get the card table out and we all played poker with like pennies and [ __ ] remember um the [ __ ] run jump trying to touch the Santa Claus hanging on the light yeah we go look at all the lights at that [ __ ] park outside Grandma G would always ask for a yeah the zoo Grandma Gert always had to have like am I making this up she ate a duck yes that's right Grandma like our my sister and I's great grandmother it's our mother's grandmother so she'd eat that thing like I the head was on it like the neck and everything I don't remember that she'd eat a duck it was a whole ass duck and she suck it dry like oh God I remember and Nanny had that the people living upstairs and I always thought that it was just haunted I thought they had ghosts up there you never told us that like they had renters upstairs I always thought it was just ghosts oh my God they had that creepy ass basement with like weird exercise gear from the 1940s and 50s where you just get on it and it like shakes you I don't know just like all kinds of weird like it was such a their fond memories it was fun I would fight Stacy to to sleep with Nanny at night remember that with the hot yeah yeah it was like who gets to sleep with Nanny and she had that big bed that you had to run and jump and get on hot pink satin pillowcases like just weird [ __ ] like it was just like like nanny's house was like a fun house for me as a kid I don't know it was they had like the garden and the greenhouse and yeah they had a SW like uh I think go there go ahead we'd go there like in the summertime and [ __ ] for Fourth of July sometimes and I'd go eat like honey suckle off of these blackberry bushes or whatever and the I mean like I don't know I have lots of memories there so for me when I think about I guess like the best times of my life for Christmas it was when we were little and all going back to Nanny and popcorn's house like that Nostalgia is kind of untouchable I mean and that Santa Claus they hired that dude looked real to me they hired him they hired him and he would bring you those little bags of candy but then he would pull out the big stuff out of the bag yeah and Chad used to get so worked up for the millennian falcon or the at at that Chad would be sick on the couch running a fever because he wanted cuz I got so worked up it had nothing to do that I was being immers in an environment that was literally a cloud of cigarette smoke never ending you would work yourself up yeah I do remember one time oh my God Nanny um like the Santa Claus came in and she would always sit on his lap for a picture I remember looking over she like planted this big kiss on him one year I'm like oh my God damn Pepsi Cola Pepsi Cola was F I remember one time playing like running around their fr yard or whatever some summer and I came in she was always on that porch listening to her police scanner smoking a cigarette and getting drunk and I remember coming out of the thing and being like Oh my God Nanny I'm I'm so thirsty and she's like here have a drink of my butterscotch and I just whatever I was like seven or eight just [ __ ] pounded you know how little thirsty kid [ __ ] just drinks just guzzles and it was Scotch that was my first taste of hard alcohol yes yeah my parents were co- alcoholics codependent alcoholics that's what grew up with in my family yep I did and weird shower that weird shower in the basement where you had to like Run and Jump to get up pedestal the shower like what was that I don't know they just had so much like weird [ __ ] in that house there were like exposed pipes in the ceiling that I remember I would jump on and like climb them you know and like see how far I could get in [ __ ] in retrospect I probably would have snapped those [ __ ] pipes died ruined their whole house I do I do remember though like Aunt Virginia and Uncle Merl would come Beth and Sally everybody and my grandma but then and you know everybody would gather for the gifts but then when it was over they would pull out a cardboard box and put all their gifts in and they would make their exit down the steps remember and they would take Grandma home and then they would leave do you remember all that them leaving with their loot I remember that I remember uh the drive because they were the drives from when we lived in Texas all the way back to Great Ben they were long drives and I remember laying in the back of whatever car we would have at the time some kind of hatchback or something cuz I remember there was like a glass thing that I could look through superu maybe it was the Subaru and I would just like stare into the night sky looking at the stars praying that an alien would show itself to me as I listen to my Duran Duran cassettes on my Sony Walkman okay that's weird that's where like you know cuz we didn't have phones and [ __ ] so I did something similar I would look out the side windows and imagine seeing like where wolves and [ __ ] on the side of the [ __ ] I did that too yeah monsters always in the distance I'd be like I want to see a [ __ ] monster emerge and just like look at me and screw back into the Shadows yeah that's weird that's yeah I vividly remember that and the smell of just like like oil Derek yeah like cow [ __ ] yeah yeah in the I do remember when you guys were little little though dad and Chad and me and Haley Haley was a baby she still was drinking her bottle in the blue little truck from Jack Joiner and Dad and Chad went out to cut the Christmas tree down and I swear it was like a picture postcard the moon was glistening down on the snow Chad was running around with his little crippled leg what by the way Chad had a club leg when he was little and my grandmother we didn't have Bob and I were going to school we didn't have enough money to buy the brace that we needed so my Grandma G bought the brace to put on his leg it was $50 at that time anyway I can see Chad out there crimping around with Bob getting that tree to cut it down I was holding Haley as a baby in the car and she was taking her baby bottle on never forget it he was running around like a little crazy man he was like this one this one this one Bob was like okay that one and you'll had to saw it down didn't you yeah yeah that's life and then I have one real crazy weird Christmas okay uh oh Bob's mom and dad used to come over too to Nanny and popcorn's house and my mom would give them all a drink that was a big deal right if you drank with her you were good anyway um um this was back then at Bob's house I his mother and I never really got along real well but I tried to at the end I tried to get along with her when she got older we would open these gifts and I open my gift I go what the hell I got a a pair of dead women's underwear the dead woman's name on the that wasn't you band Yes I did I got those from his mother I thought that was our cousin no that was not our cousin it was a woman that had died at the assistant I thought our cousin got the underwear did everybody get the underwear I got some underwear you guys M&M's wrapped up I got a cigar box of half used pencils pencil pencils pencils I remember the pencils yeah I she also got me one Christmas a Nintendo game called Metroid which was life-changing one of the greatest games ever made um still to this day it haunts my dreams that's nice nice I didn't know that yeah the only thing I I remember about her house there was like this weird brown chair rocking chair it's in my bedroom like kind of made out of suede looking [ __ ] it's in my bedroom oh I remember that I used to like spin it in that chair I don't know and she had the weird pineapple thing you will no I think I have it what the pineapple the pineapple I have the pineapple dad has a chair so you chair the chair very good Bob what's your memory best memory it's just all of those midnight MK yeah midnight I like midnight mask when I lived on the farm what did you like about it just driving the tractor across the snow to get to the road MH and then going because we only lived about a mile from the church yeah you can still go to midnight mass if you want nope why there no interest church is too woke no I would like to go kitty said she'll go kitty I got engaged at midnight mass not at midnight mass but I got engaged on Christmas that was pretty fun wait what your guys engagement was at Christmas what was The Proposal at the fountain remember we've gone over this down on one KN you didn't you didn't say it was at Christmas yep nice well yep yep those are our Christmas Memories I don't know what else we got for you uh like I said I have nothing literally nothing prepared um how are you guys looking back you know this is also kind of our year end show I guess are we going to do do one around New Year's maybe we will sure talk hay should is going to be here when Haley's here we can do one what is that date let me look give me a minute next yeah I guess our New Year's show can be next Sunday the 29th are you g to be there I am not gonna be should be baking cookies all right well we'll do something what I'll be at Mom and I'll be at Mom and Dad's house on the 30th and and morning of 31st all right well we're going to do it on the 29th keep with our schedule as Sunday is the only day I can do it sorry not gonna be here I understand we can do this exactly what we're doing now we can do it on are you gonna be working on the 29th until 7 PM again and then Chad will forget that we have a show I didn't forget look at the text messages I said we should just call it because she doesn't know if she can make look at those messages I think I'm gonna I think that might I might think you're smoking dope she has smoking dope I think I'm gonna be in Kansas what no no no don't even say you're going to Kansas first then our house why what that's you're gonna bring sickness every year every we're staying we're staying in a hotel you're going to the other relatives we're seeing them but we're not saying oh my God oh my God you're not coming to my house and forget it all right um well we have delivered our uh family's Christmas Memories I assume we have nothing else here wait I'll try my best to make it at 7even o'clock Haley says I have pies and thousands of cookies to make just make the call in or out that's what Chad says he's getting mad I want tote time preparing for the show exact it takes me a couple of hours to put together the document and produce the show Dad will be in or out but he'll be tired he might be asleep and then Haley goes I don't know yet I never know how long I'll be here if you need an answer immediately then I can't make it yes so I said let's call it wait you go let's call it Mom can you make a little thing for Instagram I said okay whatever you want to do or we can do a shorter show like Christmas Memories like just two topics uh Chad goes yes we can do a little Christmas thing if you want not talk politics at all you ask me when you want to record I said I'm going to The Barn at 3 what time this rting you said I'm going to the gym uh we can wait and see if Haley can make it I said great idea seven o'clock all right well my apologies it was all my fault that we started this 20 minutes L and have nothing all I want is this acknowledgement I have I acknowledge always been ready for this show I've never missed one and tonight the Creator missed one okay acknowledged who would have ever thought that I would be the one the last one standing if any of you had to do what I actually have to do to make this show it would never happen we wouldn't have one episode oh oh that's nice you know I did an episode with two different topics once I know but you're you're not understanding there's also the editing of the show the posting of the show the making of the graphics for the show etc etc etc um not that I'm complaining about these things I'm simply saying these are things I think you don't take into account all that said Do we have any other Christmas wishes or is is that it is this a wrap up for our short Christmas episode Jesus Haley can't stay awake I know and Dad needs to watch his TV well I'm I'm pretty sure the bunny rabbit Deal's over by now probably dad's like all ready to go now and we ain't got nothing to talk about okay Elon mus they did say they want him uh some people want him as Speaker the house and could that even happen they said and they're saying yes because um you don't have to be what was it they said he can be and you guys like him yes because Trump likes him if Trump doesn't like him all of a sudden you won't like him either right depends on why Trump does doesn't like him because he's stealing power from Trump right now he has more power than Donald Trump does no he doesn't no he doesn't why do you think thatat all the Wes have left to put their H hang their hat on uh Republican colleagues have bent to Elon musk's demands in syncing a bipartisan funding bill Congress passed a stop funding bill instead on Saturday but discarded a provision to screen and regulate us investments in China which Elon Musk has iire bill yeah it's going to put more money in Mom and Dad's pocket okay okay so listen to this though they passed a sgap funding bill instead on Saturday but discarded a provision to screen and regulate us investments in China yes don't you hate China yes I hate China well Elon Musk has a bunch of Investments there that's why the stop gap's gonna have to screen it no he's not yeah he will the stop Gap discarded the screening provision yeah okay the the US Constitution had to get something passed the US Constitution's only requirement for speaker of the house is that the person be chosen by the house Representatives thus musk could serve as a house speaker if he got the support and votes to do so now if Trump would die then um Vance Vance takes over if Vance dies mus could not take over because he's not not a US citizen right but he could be elected speaker of the house he go Secretary of State yeah and you guys think it's a good idea to have the richest man in the world as Speaker of the House let alone just in the internal orbit of the president 100% why do you think that because he's smarter than everybody else and he can make it work but you don't think that he uh does things out of personal interest oh he doesn't have to anymore he's worth $400 billion do he doesn't have to do anything to make money but do you think let me ask you this just he's gonna make $400 million a year if he puts it in the [ __ ] bank right do you think that billionaires anyone who has a billion dollars Taylor Swift included is thinking about other people in any way I think he does he again he has would you say $400 billion do how do you I think any body who has a billion dollars or more is a selfish piece of [ __ ] period Taylor opinion okay it is my opinion but a person who has a billion dollars you ever think the person who has that mount amount of money has done something in the world that has made Humanity better not a billion dollars worth and oh yes have okay what was Elon musk's contribution PayPal oh all kinds of stuff he's got all kinds of internet connections thing what what internet connections does he have well I'm talking about like he has that platform what's it called X or yeah Twitter he destroyed Twitter he bought it because he was a vengeful spiteful child and he turned it into a Cess pool that he uses as his own personal Echo chamber yeah and now we got now we got something better okay um okay this other billionaires just to give you an example here in Oklahoma my God if you take Audrey mclinton and Tom Ward they're they're two billionaires that live here in Oklahoma without them Oklahoma wouldn't even Oklahoma City be half the size it is now okay so I'm just saying this if you have a billion dollars you can shave off 900 million no you can't to whatever why not billion dollars is not much okay what you can shave off $900 million and give it to any Charities you want or even start why would you give it to Charities Charities don't do anything but waste it to help human beings that's what I'm saying they waste it Charities money than they spend on humans okay anybody who retains a net worth of a billion dollars or more I think is a selfish greedy person well you're wrong that's your opinion that's your opinion okay you know the SC where like you're only one generation away from people not remembering you yeah okay uh when the grandbabies get here what I'm going to try to do and Haley gave me this [Music] um what do I want to say she told me maybe to do this um like why does Roman like plants so much because my dad kind of liked him and then I liked him then Haley liked him so I like her doesn't even know what my parents look like I don't think correct I ask them all the time I ask them if they remember an an and popcorn and I mean it's like very vague they hardly remember ever yeah they don't remember them I found a picture of Willow sitting on Nanny's lap and like Willow is the spitting image of my mother when she was young I've got to show that to wellow I've got to show them that so that they will remember them then you're job would be someday to show pictures of us to their children to keep us all going or we'll never kids huh what if they don't have any kids then you don't have to worry about it Chad can show them to the kitty cats I [Laughter] guess I'll make sure the cats know what you look like yeah um you know here's the thing though we now live in an Information Age all of these shows that we do together are on the internet forever so anyone will be able to see what you look like at any time scary kind of scary yeah thank you for our gifts we received all of them and we like them thank you bought me way too many pants five pairs yeah I only need one that's how I rule he wanted one two he wanted one if you if you like it you buy 10 yeah he wanted one pair of uh the 32 Degree heat pants sweatpants one pair which I'm wearing now well you can have them every day of the week now work Mom every day you ate all the summer sausage too yeah I ate all the summer sausage did you get your gift for me yet uh of course not Amazon's on strike oh that's an interesting topic actually how do you guys feel about the um Amazon and Starbuck strikes happening dad um I'm not a fan of Amazon because I like getting my stuff but Starbucks can go to hell I hope they go down the toilet why is that because they're woke what they're woke they're woke woke go broke in what way didn't the Starbucks CEO give Trump money doesn't matter they're woke how is that woke they're woke how does that look in your world Oh no you're right Starbucks billionaire Howard Schultz backs Joe Biden this wasn't September of 2020 yeah there you go who knows what he did with Trump I can't find it I thought I read something where he did I don't know I'm always wrong yeah um all right so you're anti-woke all right cool well I hope you guys enjoy your presence Mom I hope you like your stuff too she got her perfume yes I love it she's been wearing it I've Gotta Give I'm giving Kitty the syringe here there she needed a drink um yes I got my perfume I love it we got anything else to discuss here not that I know all right well Merry Christmas to all of you what what how long you wear that nose ring Jesus Christ well I was just wondering if it'd come out ever no I don't take it out it's just like part of me oh okay how long have you had it decade you want to read this little verse from the Bible or not maybe like six seven years and now he just said that what you you have something else Mom this is the most hazardous disorganized show we've ever done okay instead of saying I love you I'm gonna say it this way okay I was gonna have Dad read it but he won't read it Roman oh my God Romans 10 oh no 12 1210 very good love each other with genuine affection and take Delight in honoring each other genuine okay now that's interesting I so now we're making fun of our accent she's making fun of Bible readings go to hell that's a Bible thing you're saying that we have to love each other with genuine intent or what was it love each other with genuine the singer genuine that's what you're talking about genuine I can't even say it now affection okay and take Delight in honoring each other so do you think that that then prohibits dad from calling us [ __ ] and dumb [ __ ] in every episode I was hav't read from the Bible and I wouldn't do it Merry [ __ ] Christmas I got you that Trump Bible for Christmas it's because you're not religious and I look at it I look at it all the time I was gonna highlight this it fli through it he won't let me touch it I fli I flip through it he won't let me touch it okay you mom sent me a picture of somebody selling a trump gun now have you seen that yeah are you guys getting one of those you saw that on oh you talking about the big the thing that shoots the 45 yeah yeah our neighbors gave us this for Christmas thank you neighbors I can't say your names they don't want to be known it says um I love when I wake up in the morning and Donald Trump isent he didy is President y Jesus cool we're well known in the neighborhood genuine well known genuine affection the Chinese walk out the street going past our house I wanted dad to read a Bible verse about Christmas he wouldn't do it they do when is Jesus birthday when's Jesus's birthday the real baby Jesus December the 25th the real baby Jesus that's actually not true I don't think I think it is Alexa have you seen The Prince of Egypt have I seen [Music] what theate on December 25th Dad was right Alexa said we celebrate Christ's birthday on the 25th yeah we celebrate it but the exact date of Jesus birth is not known Alexa stop do you guys think the war on Christmas is still happening the war on Christmas yeah no I I think it's coming back now what do you mean what are we talking about for a long time the right used that as a talking say Merry Christmas yeah oh happy holidays everybody now says joy did you see where Jill Biden was talking Jill at the White House about happy holidays and some kid yells back to her you mean Merry Christmas she goes oh yes Merry Christmas I that was funny I didn't see it did you also see where whoopy Goldberg s and she had apologize for it on the view in regard to Elon Musk she was saying you know uh well I think he thinks he's the president right now and then you know if something happens to Vance and whoever the guy was said she's not even her name's not even whoopy Goldberg what they have never done and it pisses me off on the view is they have not outed whoopy Goldberg for being a crack wh who only gra she only went to school through her sophomore year what do you mean school that's that's a very famous part of her history okay anyway the she outed herself she did a whole standup one of her first big stand up should do they should all the time you're taking advice from a crack [ __ ] okay and the last part of who didn't even who didn't even get finished high school I shouldn't even brought it up the last statement that she said was Donald Trump more or less better watch out piece of [ __ ] for uh something like being in stairway that someone care yeah better be careful some somebody could push him down break his neck who Donald Trump here's the hoping you're hoping that absolutely oh Merry Christmas Chad that's real nice I can't wait till he's president I can't wait yeah I'll be happy when he dies genely genuinely genuine are going to celebrate when the worst Pres takes his exit and his I'll be I'll be [ __ ] doing do you think Luigi miani is Luigi gonna get they're gonna is he gonna get like life in prison yeah life in prison they're gonna kill him no he's gonna walk I guarantee you there's going to be at least one person on that jury who is just like not guilty mistrial and that'll be it well if it's a mistrial they'll have to retry it and if that happens again he walks yeah could be I don't know I think he walks I don't think you're going to be able to find 12 people who will convict him yes yeah I don't think you will I just don't think you will okay that's gonna be very hard to do especially people love him because this is the first time at least in my lifetime where the ultra rich and the powerful people who really control our lives were held accountable in any way for making making decisions that kill people that guy that CEO who's just doing like bottom line you know we can't pay this that won't [ __ ] make us profits and it wound up killing people because he would deny coverage or whatever deny depos whatever it was deny defend depose now that guy's dead and all these other CEOs are [ __ ] scared I like that I want the ruling class to fear the people because they should be working for us not over us I disagree with you Merry Christmas Merry Christmas indeed to me Luigi Mone is the Christmas gift that we all deserve this year God oh my God I'm not you you think it's crazy but I'm not the only person who feels like this most people on the internet are echoing the same sentiment any of you gonna see no Fatu Yeah Christmas Day what the [ __ ] is that are any of you gonna see Sonic no what's that are you gonna see baby girl what was baby girl Harris Dickinson and Nicole Kidman I would still like to see Wicked or you gonna see the Tim shimy you're taking me you're gonna take me to the zoo lights I think Oklahoma Zoo Lights shim did you guys watch The Joker movie the new one Haley's got a second win now I don't know who was it what walko I have to kitty's having an an attack poor baby girl she hasn't been doing good okay well all right take out Kitty let's wrap this up thank you everyone for joining us for this bizarre Christmas episode that had no preparation whatsoever I hope you've enjoyed our Christmas stories from childhood in our grandparents strange basement uh the Smoke Filled weird rooms with old exercise equipment etc etc Mom and Dad Merry Christmas I love you both I love kitty as well I love you Haley I hope you guys all have good Christmases We're Not Gonna you you're going back to Mom and Dad's house for Christmas no we're taking the kids to Colorado seeing his parents for a day and then seeing mom and dad all right are you really going there and then here are you go there just keep going I do not want to get sick I always I won't we won't get you sick [ __ ] mask sick after being at their house wear a mask I'll wear I'll take masks we'll just mask up yeah right well they're staying in a hotel yeah oh Dad said you're gonna stay in the hotel she said that we're not staying at their house we're staying in a hotel we're at hay okay I don't know do I need to book a hotel before I come see you that's what Dad was saying no no dad said you can stay here you stay here what we get to stay in your house I don't know we'll see yeah we'll see we'll see what Kitty says okay and uh you guys can uh hash out the travel Arrangements a little bit later let's go ahead and end the program arig the arrangements I love sound Mom I love you I genuinely dad I love you genuine genuinely love all of you and I wish all of you a Merry Christmas sweet baby Jes Love you guys love you Mom love you Dad love you Chad thank you love everybody all right say it again love everybody and baby Jesus and baby Jesus we're not making fun of that we believe in God all right you Haley we believe in God uh and I just want to say quickly what I'm gonna go to midnight mass and prove y your all ass is wrong that's what I'm self it or it didn't happen we're not going to midnight I can go to nut mess if I want thank you everybody for listening to this show if you have made it this far through this episode you are in a a small very select group of people I assure you but we hope you will continue to listen to us into the new year I guess we'll do a show next Sunday as well right yes uh so that'll be our New Year's show tune in to that maybe we'll talk about resolutions or something and we'll see what else is happening we didn't get to talk about the drones today we are going to record at the regular time Haley hopefully yes get those cookies baked to day in advance all right we will see you next week love you bye bye bye