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All right. Hello everyone. Oops, let me get on there. Let me go to here. Hello everyone. Thank you for joining us. Haley, can you hear me? Yes. Fantastic. Um, thanks for joining us. I don't think Mary Lou, aka our mother, I don't think she's coming to this. She did get the email invite, but I think she's not doing this. I don't know. We'll see. If she pops in here, we'll throw her on. But, uh, in the meantime, you have us. Davis Angel 1 says several of us have been watching old episodes and are hoping you'll check off how many of C&H's predictions were right. Maybe Joel Joel S can do it. Possibly. I have all of our predictions on a in a big sheet. At some point, we'll have to go through them cuz there there are a lot at this point that have either materialized or not. But, there's also a lot that are like like I had one from a couple years ago where Dad said the NFL wouldn't exist in 10 years. You know, there's a bunch of like crazy ones like that that we can't really, um, get to just yet. Mhm. We need another 8 years on that one. Hannah Boatman 8865, have you seen the Jeffrey Epstein look-alike? Yes, I did. Who went viral recently. He claims he is not Jeffrey and calls himself Palm Beach Pete. What do you think? Have you seen that guy? Yeah, it's just an unfortunate resemblance. >> [laughter] >> I'm sorry. >> No. Can you imagine being Palm Beach Pete? Just the [ __ ] worst. You walk into a Starbucks to get your coffee and they're like, "Holy [ __ ] it's the ghost of Epstein." Yeah. Um, Dominic Galicia does suggest genocide disappointing Mary Lou. I agree. I didn't think she was going to do that. That kind of came out of nowhere for me. >> [snorts] >> I mean, I guess you can't make excuses, but I don't think she meant that. I think she >> her explicitly and she said yes, they need to kill everyone in Iran. Yeah, I don't know. It's bad I don't know. It's bad. It's bad. >> Big bad mama 616. Mary Lou and Bob owe their children an apology, I think, for their past excessive corporal corporal punishment. Not every parent of that generation beat their children. Well, we're never going to get it. Yeah, I don't care. I'm I I don't need it, either. I've I've dealt with it. >> I agree. It's like I just I don't know. All these people, you know, try to psychoanalyze like our family, our lives. It's like honestly, 44 years of like knowing them, dealing with them, it doesn't bother me at the end of the day because I've lived with it my whole life. And like being beat as a child, like I'm not I'm I'm over it. I just don't repeat the same [ __ ] with my own children. I did learn from all of that, like how to not beat your children. Yeah. I spanked my son, but he loves it. Yeah. That's one of his favorite things. >> Yeah. My son's a cat, also. >> Yeah, you should clarify. Sorry. >> [laughter] >> Um Forest Mayor says, "Do you think Bob is so angry lately because he wants to defend Trump, but it's just getting harder to do?" I do think that's a part of it. But I also think he's um needs He's just a cantankerous [ __ ] at this point. I think he needs neurological assessment. Well, that's supposedly is happening in June. Mhm. We'll see. Um T R M A C D Trim Trimact I don't know how to say that. Mary Lou, you're more patriotic for questioning Biden and Obama than blindly supporting Donald Trump. Protest against different government is what the US is founded on. She's not here, but we'll let her know. Um I don't know this one. Samar Samara Man Paracha so sorry on that one. Do Blob and Mary Lou realize the legacy they're leaving? There is now video proof of them advocating for genocide which will stay online forever. Heartless and disgraceful. I don't think my dad cares cuz he's not online at all. >> No. My mom may not realize what she's saying but also probably doesn't care. Yeah, both. >> Um Lisa 5X, can y'all get Mary Lou a headset for when Blob isn't on? Um no. I I just think we are at a technological limit for what my parents can do. If I have to add a headset into that mix and her having to switch the audio between stuff, it ain't ever going to work. >> Mhm. >> [clears throat] >> Ins Pag or Ins Pag 2, do you take pictures every week for the YouTube video thumbnails? How does that work? Yes, we do. I use one of these to take mine. It's a telephone. And um I take a selfie and then I assume you do the same thing. Mhm. That's what mom and dad do and then they email me the pictures and then I make the thumbnail with those pictures. Yeah. Gilsy 8660, how does Mary Lou feel about still supporting Trump when he cut funding for cancer research and other life-saving research for diseases? Doesn't seem like he cares. Love from Ireland. I guess who's going to Ireland in >> to join you. I'm going in a couple months. See you there. Top of the morning to you. Going to Ireland. I think it's a very good idea to go to Ireland. I think there's a traitor. I think there's a traitor. I'm gutted. Um I don't know. I mean, we when he started cutting cancer funding, we talked about that explicitly and I think that was the episode where she said told me don't play the cancer card. Right and that your cancer it hurt all of us. Yeah, it was her cancer as well. >> [laughter] >> I don't know. Side to him for 20 between Mary Lou's rapping skills, Haley's singing, Chad's deep vocals. Thank you. I'd love to see a Kultgen family musical album. Bob could do the ad-libs. >> Okay. Skins are shiny. >> Thank you. I could write us some songs. Okay. I'll sing. >> You want to make I'll do a whole [ __ ] album. You know I make albums. >> Yeah, I'll sing. You know I make albums. >> Listen, if I like am in a room alone >> Mhm. I can actually sing. Are you in a room alone right now? And no one's watching me. Oh, I see. Okay. I can write I I can record it and it'll be good. Let me put a song together. I'm going to put a song together called the necessary conversation. Okay. >> I will write it. I will make the demo. >> And I'll send you the demo and it will basically be like I can send you tracks that are just the music plus the vocals so that you can get kind of like how it's supposed to sound. Then I'll also just send you a track that's nothing but the music. Sing along to it. Email me back your vocals and I'll put the song together and I'll get Mom to do it. And we have to have Dad come in and just go, "Chinee's or communist or something like that." Okay. >> Somewhere in there. I might have to use audio from him on the podcast cuz he's never going to sing and then I'll auto-tune it. Does he sing like Yeah. Yeah. Your eyes are turning brown from all the [ __ ] in your head or something like that. I don't know. Okay. JoelSMonster, get Mary Lou and Bob on an edible ASAP. I wish I could. Thank you, Chad, Haley, and family for doing what you do. Thank you, JoelSMonster, for doing what you do. Um cutting together all those insane montages and [ __ ] like clips of of this whole show. Uh they're hilarious and I love them. Abby can cook. The collective no [ __ ] moment we all had when Mary Lou said your spouse can influence your political opinion. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> She said that but like clearly wasn't putting two and two together. That that's what's happening to her? You know they >> [gasps] >> she's never not been without dad. Yeah. Like ever since she was >> or something. Yeah. So I mean it's a little bit of like wrapped up in her identity. Mom wasn't her own person before she met dad. They're like a collective. It's just the way that it is. Yope. Jenny D444, is that an angel number? Please tell the story of when you were estranged. I do see 444 like constantly. That's your angel number. Did you get it tatted yet? No. Do you have any angel numbers tatted? No. Oh, you're like >> [laughter] >> no. Literally every human being under the age of 35 has at least one angel number somewhere on the body. I'm 45 soon. So not under 35. >> of a youthful 35-year-old. I saw it. I was >> I say it. Say it. As do I say it. >> No. I was waking up at like 4:44 at least two or three days in a row leading up to my latest surgery. The morning of surgery, 4:44. When I came out of anesthesia, I don't I'm not like that kind of person. Yeah. I looked at the doctor apparently and said I saw 4:44. I knew it was going to be a good surgery. And it was. It went like best possible outcome. All right. Well, congrats. Um the story of when we were estranged was some point during Obama's second I think it was during his second term. I'm pretty sure. The kind of political animosity between our family had gotten to a point that was untenable even then. But when Trump got elected, I made a meme that was just Trump like one of the things he said. It was either the grab them by the blank quote or it was maybe the one that he said about dating his daughter or something. It was some one of his quotes. I just put it over his head and put it on my Facebook page at the time. >> [snorts] >> Our mom got super pissed. I can't believe you'd ruin our Facebook like that. She kept saying I ruined her Facebook. Yeah. And my dad called me and said you better take that down. You've really hurt your mother's feelings. No, no, no, no, no. I was like, all right. I took it down and that was kind of the beginning of us not talking to them other than like if we go home for Christmas or whatever and just sit silently in that [ __ ] living room as dad would be screaming at us about some political thing. Um and then during Biden I was like, let's have this podcast. And we started talking again. We've been doing this podcast for almost 4 years, I think now. Wow. I'll have to look back, but um yeah. >> [snorts] >> Captains Smales, Captains Males, Captains Malus. Sorry, I don't know how to say it. Thank you very much. Um Bamarol 24 Maga is an abusive relationship with DJT. They don't want to leave him. Correct. Two ICs One Palm, Chad and Haley, what policy should Democrats focus on to win the next election assuming there is one? I don't [ __ ] know. Um Affordability is going to be an easy one that they should slam dunk on because everything is expensive as [ __ ] and Trump is like, I don't care. He's literally saying like, yep. We knew it was going to get bad. Um war in Iran, nobody [ __ ] wants it. Epstein files. I would go I would use Epstein files to go to entire Republican government corrupt. They're hiding the Epstein files. Pam Bondi's breaking the law. I I think I would stick to those three. You can't do many more than three big issues, I feel like. I don't well, for me and like half of the [ __ ] country, it's going to be women's reproductive rights. Yep. 100%. >> That's a big one, too. It's huge. And like all of the [ __ ] attacking like the transgender community, that's going to bleed into the LGBTQ plus community, like all of it. So, I think just all marginalized people. And obviously like, you know, the economy, job job growth, prices need to go down, all that [ __ ] Mhm. [clears throat] I agree. Vanilla Gorilla 248, what did you learn this week? In general? I learned Yeah, I learned that cats can snap their [ __ ] teeth off in the middle of the night and then you wake up and have to take [clears throat and laughter] them to the vet and find out >> What? >> Yeah, you're going to have to spend thousands of dollars on oral surgery for your cat. >> jump? Did he jump from something? Literally no idea. We woke up, came out in the living room, one of his [ __ ] teeth was like that. Took him to the vet, it fell out kind of naturally, but there's still a chunk of the root in there. So, now we have to have surgeries and stuff to get the rest of the tooth out. One of our cats a long time ago jumped from like, you know how in your kitchen cabinets you have like a landing up there? He jumped from that down to the floor. Whoosh, hit his chin. Chipped like one of his front teeth. But, the vet said he was fine, so. Oh. He lived to be 21. Oh, wow. Nice. Um In Spag 2, what is the stick in Haley's room behind her on the left? What is it? A ukulele? A ban- a banjo? What is that? What? It's a ukulele. Is it yours? No. Oh. It's Roman's. He plays the uke now? So, [laughter] I got to see him play the [ __ ] >> can play um all three of them can do piano, Uh-huh. uh Roman can play a little bit I think of guitar. He plays viola and then the uke. Um Willow can play piano and viola and Harper plays bass electric bass. I don't know. They're all musically inclined. Wow. Okay, cool. Genie Arisi, the past few weeks I had faith in Mary Lou, but today she said she supports murdering innocent people. Iran has 24 million children and she was a teacher. Mhm. Like we said, that was a little shocking to me as well. I feel like in another life mom could have been like a Miss Rachel. Do you know who Miss Rachel is? Mhm. Miss Rachel is like a preschool teacher. She has like a show that little kids watch or whatever, but she is very outspoken about Palestine. She's just like a very nurturing presence, you know, in in social media. I feel like mom could have been that if she did not marry dad. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean it's also like I don't think dad was like this when he was [ __ ] 18 or whatever. He was >> Something over the course of his life has molded him into >> I told you. I told you what it was. It was the the [ __ ] minute that he crossed over to like being the accountant for like billionaires. Yeah. The really rich white men. His brain just kind of flipped a switch and that is when it all changed in my opinion. And he's always been subservient to those guys too, like a loyal henchman. Right. >> Um thank you everybody for the super chats. I'm going to turn them off now because we've reached our capacity. We are going to get through all the ones that you've put in the queue, but I'm turning them off. Yes, they make you click this box every time that says I understand the implications of this action. I'm turning them off now. Thank you everyone. Okay, now we're going to get to the rest of these. Um pushes them. Wait a minute. Where were we? Here we are. Matt Coachman sa- oops. Matt Coachman um says, "Why is it not doing this right? No, it won't show it to me." Why can't I see it? Okay, there we go. See your chat, your Mary Lou and Bob see stopping support of Trump as losing, so they will always double down. And this show pushes them further into extremism due to that. I mean, pushes them further? You think us talking to them pushes them further into extremism? No, I think that >> it's us doing it. I'm pretty sure it's Newsmax and Donald Trump. Mhm. I'm pretty sure. Um creative charts or creative charts. I don't know which one it is. Please get Bob a shock collar. >> [laughter] >> Can you imagine that? Dad, put on this necklace. Can you see that [laughter] the thumb? Do you see their thumb? It's Obama and Dad. >> Dad. >> [laughter] >> If we could get him TO WEAR IT, I'D I'D BE DOWN. Lenny Lace, could you do an episode where everyone switches roles and you have to put yourself in the other shoes so that maybe your rents can better understand where you all are coming from. Love to you all. That's what we're trying to do every day. Yeah. It ain't working yet. >> Mhm. It kind of is. I I I see the glimmers of hope in Mom, but then today you have episodes like this. But look, the I think pulling somebody out of a cult, from everything I've read, is a long-term process that will have forward momentum, backward momentum, and and generally speaking, at least from what I've read, when the person is closest to coming out of the cult is when they like retract back. Mhm. And that might have been what happened today cuz I do think I've been making progress with her Mhm. >> especially in those midweek episodes, to get her to like kind of understand there's a mounting list of things that she does not like about Trump. And now it's getting to a point where it's like that thing that he tweeted about Robert Mueller, you know, that's indefensible. And but she is like, "No, I have to defend him." Um This is from Trevor Poole 9804. Uh CNH, you guys are glowing. Thank you. Mary Lou, you wasted your life with Blob after the kids. Jesus. Ooh, C, reach out to me on the astral plane. Hi, I'm proud of you. Love you. I'll do my best. Um, I've got a lot of requests to meet people in the astral plane now. Shelby Andrews, hi. Uh, oh, H, sorry. Have you ever had a different hair color aside from your natural color and red? Also, what genre of book is your favorite to read? Mhm. Um Look at that thumbnail. Mom and HasanPiker. Uh, yeah. [laughter] But it's also the picture that they used is a picture of her and dad that was probably on her [ __ ] Instagram or something. >> Yeah. Uh, let's see. I've had a lot of different hair colors. Um black, yellow, orange, uh, purple, hot pink. I mean, like all of them, a lot of them. Bleach, blonde, almost white, like pretty much every color. Um, genre of book that's my favorite is going to definitely be horror. I like to read, um horror. Horror. Horror, thrillers, [ __ ] like that. >> All right. Phil Meyer 2367, has the assisted living for Bob talk been done yet? Not formally. You and I have had some phone conversations about like what's going to happen when they get old and shit's going down the tubes. When he broke his first hip, we had a I remember a long ass phone call about like what's going to go down here. Yeah. >> But, um, no, we've never formally had it. No. >> [sighs] >> Send it. ATV bike sleds, resend. Does Mary Lou realize everyone on ventilators died including babies babies in at least one hospital in Cuba because of no power? No. But, I think that's part of like her and my dad, too, but my dad's is more malicious. I think my mom is just like able to disconnect her empathy from anything that is not immediately in front of her. Her immediate family members, someone she knows. Especially if you're not American, it's like it doesn't exist to her. It's it's a It's kind of like an abstract idea. Joel she Mary Lou, why is Trump lifting sanctions on Iran if they are the big bad enemy? Wouldn't this make them money? What is the five-dimensional chess play there by big brain Don? We talked about this today actually in the show. And uh they just kind of ignored that fact. Harley Rhodes Productions, love the pod. You both are great. Thank you very much. I'm the children's writer from Canada. Nice. Just checking if Haley got my books. >> Oh, I did. Yeah, I did. Um Nice. I did get the books. Yes, and passed them out at my bakery. >> Fantastic. For those with children. Very cool. >> Thank you very much. Great A Moses, sorry couldn't understand a word Blob was saying today with Trump's hog IN HIS MOUTH. >> [laughter] >> PEOPLE WILL SEND me Yes. uh emails sometimes with like pictures they've made like little memes and [ __ ] There was one that made me [ __ ] like [ __ ] my pants laughing the other day that was dad with like a orange ring around his mouth. Yeah, going "Er." It's all over TikTok. And it I get Oh, yeah. Like my page, they'll comment that of dad. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, the Hive Bakery TikTok is full of the old memes. Yeah, >> [laughter] >> starring Blob. The great is, please tell us your thoughts on The Bachelor and Frankie Taylor. Listen, I do another whole ass podcast called Game of Roses. If you go to that YouTube channel right now, the most recent six or seven videos are all exactly this. It is me reading articles about Taylor Frankie Paul, talking about what it means for the franchise, etc. etc. etc. Long story short, this is the worst spot the Bachelor franchise has been in since its inception, March 25th, uh 2002. So, it ain't good. But, go check out Game of Roses for anybody who likes reality TV. I I do episodes on that podcast a couple of times a week, and of course we're That's like the biggest news in reality TV right now, so we're covering it very closely. Jessica Sedlock, favorite political pods besides TNC? Um I don't know if these are pods exactly, but I like David Pakman a lot, Brian Tyler Cohen a lot. All the usual suspects, Adam Mockler, you know. I like I follow Manny MUA. It's political, but it's also like culture. I think I like her a lot because it resonates. Yep. Um obviously, like I'm on [ __ ] the I've had a podcast. I've had it is very good. >> them a lot. I I don't know. I follow a lot of podcasts. A lot of them are comedians though. Yeah. My favorite one actually probably I wouldn't consider this necessarily a political podcast, but they definitely talk about politics a lot on it. Um is a podcast called Higher Learning that is Van Lathan from He used to be on TMZ. He was the guy who got in a fight or not a fight, but like a verbal altercation with Kanye West some years ago, and his co-host on there is Rachel Lindsay, who was season 13 Bachelorette. They are [ __ ] hilarious together. He specifically is super [ __ ] funny, but they're both incredibly smart and have incredible takes I think on a wide variety of pop culture, sports, movies, but they definitely talk politics as well. I wish more podcasts would be that way. Like I you know, I follow a bunch of really funny [ __ ] but they never really hit on real [ __ ] and I wish they would, but whatever. >> Yeah, I can't I can't recommend Higher Learning enough. Check that out if you've never seen it. It's on YouTube and wherever you get your podcast. Joule Gorman 210, it feels like the eps with just Mary Lou are sometimes three steps forward and adding Bob uh takes her four steps back. It's exhausting. I'm not sure how y'all handle it. I agree with you, but it only seems that way. I think at least for me, the progress made in those Wednesday episodes where it's just me and her Yeah. is like that's that's where I'm marking the line. Whatever happens when our dad is on there and like get kind of forcing her into some position or to um agree with him or whatever, I kind of I'm like, all right, I she has to do that, but when it gets back to just me and her, we're going to start where I put that original mark. Hm, maybe I should start. >> it. Maybe I should start doing Wednesdays. That requires me to Well, it requires me to [ __ ] be here, [ __ ] and I'm in that god damn bakery. I'm I'm working my way to that, to freedom on Wednesdays. So, I'm almost there. Set [laughter] up a podcasting booth in your bakery. It's very loud. It would not go well. Um all right. Pesky cat. How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. Trump says he already did it and they all stand there clapping in the dark. Mhm. Yeah, that's that's a good analogy. T Parry or T Perry, love the dialogue, but your mom seems committed to not understanding. If she's a lost cause, what's the goal? At what point do you stop the cycle? We get this question from time to time. We're never going to stop it. >> the cycle, okay? I have I already did that. I have kids who will never experience what Chad and I experienced. So, that's already been broken, but I'm never going to stop trying to convince my mom that she's uh got to get out of this cult, so. Correct. The goal like in my opinion, and again, I've said this a couple times on the show, I will say it till I'm blue in the face, everybody has to figure out how they deal with [ __ ] like this in their lives. What your reaction to somebody in your life who has these attitudes might be, how you want to engage with them or not. You can go no contact if that works for you, great. For me, it doesn't work. I I really do think that that is one of the kind of primary problems with the country right now is that if you identify somebody on the other side of that line, whichever side you're on of it, and you're like, "Fuck them. I'm not even talking to them." There is no possible way to fix this problem. The only way to fix it is to talk to the other side. And so if you stop doing it, like it's just going to stay like this until everybody dies. Yeah, but you certainly you can understand like there are kids who are you know, like one in five queer kids commit suicide. There's a reason. They have no support at home. So like if you cut away from that [ __ ] you're never going back. You don't want to talk to people like that. >> And that's what I'm saying. Like everybody's got to figure out their own [ __ ] and do what's right for you, for sure. I'm not like condemning anybody who doesn't want to have the conversation with with MAGA people or whatever, obviously. But for me, I'm going to keep doing it. And the reason that we, you know, put it on YouTube, part of that is so that people who don't want to talk to their family members can watch this and kind of get that feeling at least. Or I mean, for all the people like definitely I get a lot of DMs that are like, "You should stop platforming your parents. You're the real problem." I I got a message the other day that was like, "You're worse than Donald Trump." Yeah. And I'm like, "Really? Come on." I get it, too. I do, too. And and >> [sighs] >> I just I don't care. I don't care. >> Neither Neither do I. I don't give a [ __ ] Of course. I don't care, either. But just that attitude I think is like it it's not productive. And um I do think that for all those DMs I get, I get a ton more from people that are like, "Thank you so much for doing this podcast. It helps It's cathartic for me. I have somebody like this in my life." Or you know, whatever the case may be. Right. And so it this show isn't just about trying to change my mom's mind. That is a a personal goal for me, but the show itself, the document we're creating, is not only a way to kind of expose these attitudes that MAGA people have to an audience of people who I I think don't see these attitudes and don't really know how MAGA people think about this [ __ ] I think that's important, but also to kind of just document the conversation itself, which I don't think is happening in a lot of places, certainly not like publicly. Um Cuz nobody nobody wants to talk to their parent No, a lot of people don't want to do this. They don't want to have the conversation. >> Yeah. I get that all the time at the bakery. They're like, "My parents are far worse than yours, and I would never bring up politics, and we just don't talk about it." So, it's they're not talking about it. Yes, I agree. Lenny Lace, thank you very much. Sutton Jones 3605, is it finally time for Bob to leave this mortal realm? What are you talking about? >> [laughter] >> Uh I mean, it's that is not a decision I will ever make. The the whole podcast has always been about we can all come to this and do this if we want to. If you don't want to, you don't have to show up. That's that's always been the deal on this podcast, and um you know, if he wants to show up, he can show up. Ken FX 28, last live when B tried to answer any questions, so funny. He came on for like I don't know, a minute or two cuz I think Mom had to go pee or something. She had to leave for a minute. He came in and like took over for her, and it was um interesting. K Van Winkle 777, since Mary Lou said it's our freedom of speech, I don't want to hear anything when I eventually get to pop that bottle of champagne in the fridge when someone eventually goes We talked about that today. >> yeah. Yeah. Um Hunt and Farm, can y'all please call out Mary Lou for laughing when Bob is cruel to y'all? I think she needs to have it highlighted because it's every episode. It's been our whole lives though. Like it's not the the kind of like um how to explain it? It's a a well-established kind of psychological pattern that we all fit into in this family. Um and my mom's role in in terms of this specifically since we were children has always been to kind of laugh it off because if you take it seriously it's like oh he's abusing his children. And I don't think she wants to deal with that. Mhm. Kira S4 Haley, fellow mom of two black cats. What is that? I can't see the emoji. It's a Oh heart hands emoji. Important question for you, dream guest on your podcast. I can see that emoji. Dream guest on my podcast? I don't know. Get a little crazy. Do you not know the reference? I don't. What is it? JoJo Siwa. Dream guest on my podcast. Um >> My dream like right now in this moment I really would like Monty Meter to come on. Or I would like to introduce someone from the queer community to mom like without dad on the show. Yeah, I've been trying to get that to happen. I need to I specifically though do you ever watch the Handsome Pod with Tig Notaro and Mae? The Handsome Pod? Uh-huh. No. You don't ever watch it? Um it's funny but like they get political from time to time. Yeah. I don't know. I would like one of them. I think that would be fun. >> You want to get Tig Notaro on? I would love to have Tig on. Set it up. Reach out to her. >> Mae Martin or Fortune Feimster. Reach out. All right. Yeah. >> You can book people on this show too. Okay. Yeah, I'm a little bit obsessed with all of them right now. Um Tig I think like co-produced one of the documentaries that was up for a an Oscar. Did you watch it? No. Watch it. Okay. It's like Do you know who Andrea Gibson is? Uh-uh. They're like a ri- ri- spoken word poetry. So like when slam poetry was you know really big like back in the 90s. >> Was really big? I'm sorry. It still is I guess. Um They were >> get me started. DPL for life. They're like one of the most famous poets. Okay. Like of this Oh wait. What? What's the name? Uh Andrea Gibson. They've written like four or five books. Anyway, the documentary was about them getting cancer and documenting basically the end of their life. Okay. And it was you feel everything. Like you feel every emotion. I don't know. It was just like an incredible documentary. So I've been watching like everything uh involved with Tig and reading all of that poetry and it was really good, well thought out, well done documentary. And my dream guest would be Nick Viall. Okay. DTM DTM 4819 just here to ask for a big shout out to Eilish watching from Ireland. Ireland? >> fan of the show especially seeing in H. Shout out to Eilish. Thanks for watching from Thanks for watching from the Emerald Isle. I think there's a traitor. I think there's a traitor. She should be the god damn Bachelorette. I That would be really I like Maura. Yeah. Yes. >> No [ __ ] Maura Higgins. Yes. There [snorts] are I don't want to go off on a reality tangent but you got me there now so [ __ ] it. Here I am. There are very few reality players in the world who have what she has. She is a all-tool player who can do anything, came from a rookie season straight into hosting the weekly roundup show of Love Island. Her performance on Traitors was kind of shitty in the beginning, but ramped up, and I don't think that was her fault. I think that's in the edit. I think the producers tried to edit her out. They usually do this on Traitors. They edit people out who make it far in the season. The faithful Traitors obviously get massive screen time no matter what, but they usually keep the edit real thin on faithful that make it to the end. So, I don't even think that was her fault. She's fantastic. I would love to see her as the I think I'm going to be the Bachelorette. I can't do her Her accent's a little I can't do it exactly. Yeah, it's yeah, clearly she's from like I guess like southern Ireland maybe. I don't know. I think there's a traitor. Thank you, Eilish, for watching. Calabresi1987, and Haley, please sing full Charlie Kirk song at brings tears to my eyes every time. >> [laughter] >> Do it. The entire song now. Sing it. >> Yeah, I don't know the whole song. I only know those two lines. >> US THAT CHORUS. WE ARE CHARLIE [screaming] KIRK. >> [laughter] >> WE'LL CARRY THE FLAME. What if your family's like on the other side and they're like, "What the [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> What is going on over there?" Linny lays. Thank you very much. Ari Scuttle 523, CNH, you need to have your mom explain what a genocide is and how you do it, then explain how it helps the people of Iran. Yeah, I don't Like I said, I just don't think she thinks about it beyond like, "Yep, we need to wipe out that country. They're They're bad people." Nathan Casey Grant, Haley, just curious why you supported Crockett when she had far less progressive agenda than Tlaib or Ocasio-Cortez especially regarding the genocide towards the Palestinians. Love show. Thanks y'all. Triple heart emoji. Uh I get this question a lot, you know, people saying that she's taking AIPAC money and all that [ __ ] She come out and said she never did that. When you look at the two stacked together, they basically have done the same [ __ ] politically. Um the reason I I think she is a go-getter. I think she kind of moves outside of boundaries. I think she's willing to put her ass on the line. Also, I just don't want another white Christian man in charge of my [ __ ] legislation. I'm tired of it. I want a significant change. I want to see women, people of color, and all of us represented in our government in all branches. Um therefore, I don't want to vote for a [ __ ] Christian white man anymore. She is equally as good as him in my opinion. And I think the only reason that he made the ticket and she didn't is because he is a Christian white man. Mhm. There you have it. Reanna Matron, Mary Lou always says she's going back to look into things but never does. Is she too stupid to do it or just a liar? Sorry to be blunt. Love the show. I think too busy might be a third option. Um Platinum Peyton, Chad, ever seen the film Southland Tales? Oh, yes. I have a friend who's in that movie. It's a brilliant prophetic satire that perfectly captures how stupid our world is now. Will Sasso is in it, too. That's the friend. Yes, I have seen it. That's a Richard Kelly movie, the guy who wrote and directed Donnie Darko. That was his follow-up to it. The Rock is also in that movie. Um it was a little esoteric, I think, for the general film going audience's taste and that kind of diverted Richard Kelly's career and he wrote some movies after that but never, to my knowledge, directed. Did he direct anything again? I'm not sure if he directed again or not, but um after Donnie Darko, everybody was like, "Oh god, this guy is going to [ __ ] be the next big thing." And then Southland Tales was like, "Uh or maybe not. Um, Rebecca Hawkins, 2088. Thank you. Could you mention this to Mary Lou and Bob? Of all adult arrests in 2019, 69.9% were white, 26.1% were black or African-American, and 4.0% were of other races. Maybe we'll do that for a Wednesday episode this week. Let me make this note real quick. Um, Wednesday is going to be crime stats. Did you read Hamnet? No. Are you going to watch it? Hell to the no. Why? I just can't. Ryan Gosling talking to a cute little rock baby. I I just can't do it. It's so dumb. The the promo for it where he's like, "Oh my god, my cute little rock. You're the You're the crazy one. No, you're the crazy one." Like, I can't. I just can't. That's not for me. Mhm. Okay. Are you going to see it or did you Did you read >> We did, yeah. What did you think? Couple people in my family read the book and really wanted to see the movie. Um long Okay. Not like my favorite Not going to win an Oscar in my mind, you know. Wasn't like groundbreaking or anything. It It hits you in the feels a little bit, you know. Like Hamnet? No. Okay, then I'm out. No. Hamnet's the bar. >> Then then you're never >> the bar. >> never going to like a movie again. Hamnet's the bar. Did you see uh the Bride of Frankenstein then or whatever that was about? The Bride? >> [laughter] >> No. Uh like I haven't seen it and when I heard about it I wanted to love it so much cuz like the cast, but >> Cast is great, and that's what >> the trailer and I was like, "Oh shit." >> You can just see that it was like I don't know if Maggie Gyllenhaal came up with this idea on her own or it was pitched to her or whatever, but you You just see like, "What if it's Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein set in 1920s and they're Bonnie and Clyde. Huh? And they're like, "Do you have a script?" No, we just have that premise. Sounds good. Let's go. Start shooting next week. >> [laughter] >> That's what it felt like, you know? Yes. >> Um yes. And they don't they have Christian Bale and they're they're talking like they're from the '20s and oh my god. Aren't they doing [ __ ] like that? >> Like transatlantic. I don't know. I uh yeah. It didn't look good. D Mooney California 324 Mary Lou calling for absolute genocide in Iran but backtracks to protester BS. Can she please make sense of it? She meant it. I'm going to ask her about this I think next week or maybe on Wednesday too. I I just can't believe that she really wants genocide. But yes, I agree. She was all over the place today. It's Arushinshu. I am so sorry. I know that you've commented multiple times on here and I'm never getting it right. That's just how it's going to be. Evening. Anyways, do Bob and Mary Lou know that people are voting blue and they're also setting up the next Democratic president? Do you are you asking I'm not sure what you're asking here. I think they're saying like, you know how a bunch of states are turning different seats blue that have that have historically been red. I think that's what they're talking about. Mhm. And that uh I guess that is somehow setting up the next president to be a Democrat. Okay. I don't know. Cuz like if we actually get votes counted then maybe. Yeah. Danis 79 really hurt hearing Mary Lou justify teachers losing their jobs over the Charlie Kirk shooting. As a young teacher, I fear for my job every day for what I believe in. Lib duh. I can't see those [ __ ] emojis. Those must be heart hands again. Lib sibs live. Hell yeah, dude. Um yeah, it sucks. I I always think about that too, like she was a teacher for so long and it just seems that what that is meaningless to her now or there's no ability to kind of like tap back into what it was like to work in a public school and how the government can affect funding and all kinds of [ __ ] for public schools. I it would literally take her being a teacher now. Like especially here in Texas, she'd be [ __ ] because like all the you know, the arts, the science or the arts and the like PE and [ __ ] like that, they're all getting cut. You know, we have a voucher system now. Yeah, I remember that. >> 76% of students enrolled this year were already enrolled. So it's just giving a [ __ ] kickback to all the rich people. They got a discount. Yeah, disgusting. >> you paid for it. I paid for that, yeah. Blokes. Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley. Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley. Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley Pope, Haley Pope, [laughter] Haley. Yeah. Thank you. Uh Sephora Noel 7307, thank you very much. Zilla the god. Haley, in all your travels, what has been your favorite gallivanting destination? [ __ ] We just talked about this. Like if I had unlimited funds and could just pack it all up right [ __ ] now, I'm moving to Switzerland. Second on the list is Scotland. Did he write on my face? I got school. I got school. Touch the standing stones and go back in time. It's not funny. I got school. I would go to Switzerland first. I loved that country. We saw a lot of it, too. Scotland, I think we'll probably return because we didn't do everything we wanted to do. And then third would be Iceland. Iceland is a [ __ ] dream. Yeah. Bernie Beltran 3282 Chad, what are you going to do with all your free time now that the bachelor is not on there? All my free time [ __ ] Still got to put out two episodes per week on Game of Roses. Doesn't matter if Bachelorette's on or not, that's going to be happening. Going to be watching all those watch alongs. If you'd like to watch reality TV, our Patreon on my other podcast Game of Roses, we watch all kinds of reality TV shows. There's [ __ ] being uploaded there almost every night and you can watch those shows with us if that's of interest to you. And I'm starting another YouTube channel all about Magic the Gathering if you're into that. I'm doing with a buddy of mine. It's called Soul Ringers and I just finished the first draft of a book and I'm writing a new movie called Moon Cops. So that's what I'll be doing. Um Phil Meyer 2367 so sorry that Mary Lou was so bad tonight. She's doubling down because the truth is getting too close. I think that is a part of it. The walls are closing in. Like so many we we talked a little bit about this today but we didn't really get into it too much. So many of these staunch-ass [ __ ] Republicans are like jumping ship, quitting their jobs, [ __ ] Trump, I hate this [ __ ] now. It's like I don't know who's going to be left in a matter of like how long can this war with Iran go on and start [ __ ] tanking our economy, all this [ __ ] before everybody's like, bro, we're out. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I hope he just dies soon. He's going to. A year AEYO AEYO Earthlings. Okay, AEYO Earthlings. Question about Mary Lou, if Bob is openly racist, how is she not racist herself if she if she accepts that behavior? Does she have friends of color? She is racist. >> [clears throat] >> I thought we've established this. Period. Yeah. Um Sarcastic Bond, Bob will never admit the manifesting dreams worked. I know. That is one of my my biggest points of pain with him is like, I think I'm getting this [ __ ] to work to some degree. And he's just going to be like, I don't dream. It takes It takes like a vulnerability, like once he's had surgery and he's kind of down and out, like depending on you a little bit. Like he has moments of like honest clarity and emotion. Mhm. When he got that prope in him, that's what we got to do is just [ __ ] propofol his ass up. And then he'll [ __ ] come out of it in the toilet and be like, I saw nanny. >> I really do think like if mom could just dose him with THC, like every day, that he'd get a lot better. I agree. >> I really do. I want to do an episode with him high. I think it would be [ __ ] hilarious and I'm so curious to know what dad would be like high. Oh my god. Um Oh, this next one, I don't know if you're going to take this as a compliment or not. >> [clears throat] >> King Cairo and Laser Haley, you look like nanny. Got that fivehead. Fivehead and just them thick ass wrists. Did you see that picture where she's like leaning like this? I was like, she has my [ __ ] forearms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We all got like uh um It's that thickness. That thick body. >> Yeah. We got thick limbs. Like my arms and legs and everything like in the bakery, somebody says at least weekly like, "God damn, man, you have huge arms." Just like carrying cakes and stuff twice the size of everybody else. Yeah. I remember [laughter] a long time ago, I went on >> [snorts] >> um one date with this woman that I met at a party at my friend's house. [laughter] And it was like she knew the my friend's at the time girlfriend. So, the report went about the date. We just went out to dinner, nothing else. The report from the date went back from the date from her to the >> Through the vine. Yeah, back to my buddy. And he was like, "She just [snorts] couldn't stop talking about your forearms." >> [laughter] >> I was like, "What? She What does that [ __ ] mean? Did she have a good time? You know, whatever." She just said, "Wow, those forearms, they were really big." Yeah. Yeah. Well, why do you think I can hit home runs at 5'2"? Okay? Like, I'm just nothing but like a little like a muscle. >> Yeah, just a fire hydrant. Yeah. Spinning around. Yeah. Um okay. TJ Malt, I took over {slash} revamped the subreddit. There's a wiki that we are filling in with details for the show, facts from live streams, and a list of things Mary Lou doesn't like about Trump. Oh, wow. There's a R Unnecessary Conversation on Reddit. Check it out. I'm not in there. I probably ain't ever going to be in there. I can't I can't Bachelor fandom has taught me I don't go on Reddit anymore. >> yeah. >> [snorts] >> But thank you for for messing around with that. I sincerely appreciate it. That's great. I hope everybody's having a good time in there and nobody's being mean to each other. John Fleming 7028, "Hi C and H, as a Canadian I used to love going to the US with ease, but the ICE in airports, I'm dreading my two non-refundable trips next week." It's a skull. Cross cross >> God damn it. A skull and crossbones. A skull and bones emoji. I think uh I'm getting ready to go to the airport in a couple weeks as well, but I don't fear for my own safety so much because I'm not a person of color, but I would definitely um >> [snorts] >> I don't know. Like, I don't think I'd be flying. If I was a person of color, I would not be going to the [ __ ] airport. >> Well, I mean, we saw what they have done now. And And granted, these situations are like maybe um they're a little more volatile when ICE is out doing like [ __ ] kidnappings. And so maybe that, you know, tensions are high and that leads them to [ __ ] kill people. In the airport though, are they also going to be detaining people? Are situations like that going to happen? Are they going to kill people in the [ __ ] airport now? >> Maybe. Certainly drag them off. Detain them. >> Jesus Christ. Yeah, good luck. >> meet those [ __ ] quotas. Yeah, that's true. And if they're not on the streets, they got to meet them in the airport, I guess. It's terrifying. >> [snorts] >> Mr. the Red Fox 911 Diamond listener and POD, thank you very much. That's pals of Doody and Diamond listener was TMP 10-minute podcast. H, what kind of music do you listen to? C, what kind of music do you listen to? Been really listening to Doody, need pizza the movie. H, tattoo tour at sometime. Love you all. What kind of music do you listen to? A lot. Um, I guess like most recent. Uh, Cannons is dropping a new album, New Constellations, Churches, Noah Kahan is going to drop a new album very soon. I like Harry Styles, don't love him. I think his new album is kind of [ __ ] hot take. What else am I listening to? Pretty I mean like everything. BTS, holy [ __ ] BTS just dropped a new album after their [ __ ] release from the army and I got tickets to that [ __ ] concert. Wow. Catch me outside, how about that? Nice, congrats. Yeah, I don't know. I listen to a lot of [ __ ] You're not going to ask me? He did. It's your turn. No, you got to ask me. What do you listen to? Who, me? Yeah. Mhm. Hard rock, some classic rock. What kind of music do you listen to? >> That as well. I like We went to see the Eagles at the Sphere. Holy [ __ ] Yep. That was amazing. So yeah, I like it all that. I like 80s music, too. Mhm. Pretty much anything from the 80s. I've actually discovered this band recently called Brode Tality. Have you heard of them? They're two brothers and a drummer, heavy metal band that is like so reminiscent of Pantera, but one of the two brothers sing, but one of the brothers not only does the mic sing like this, he also has like some melodic kind of like, you know. No, I'm out. Oh, [ __ ] I love it. Brode Tality, check it out. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Audioslave, Soundgarden, like all of that grunge era [ __ ] also. It depends on what, you know, I'll get on a kick and then I won't stop. Just depends. Portishead, Portishead right now, and Bjork all the time. >> [singing] >> That's Portishead. Misty Wade, 1981. Hey. Hey. Me and my family love you guys. Started watching this year and we love Bob. Hey. You sound like Do you watch The Pit? Oh, yeah. You sound like Donna. Hey. Who's Donna? The Yeah, the charge nurse that has like the Yeah, she has like a legitimate accent, like Philadelphia accent. Okay. Hey. Hey. Yeah, that show's great. I can only watch like half of any given episode, though. The gore in it I like I watch horror films literally, like non-stop. It's my favorite genre. I love horror, even the gore. This though, like because it's like medical, surgical I can't. I I have to I can't. Yeah. >> [snorts] >> Seth Costco, 2336. Chad, would you ever consider streaming your gaming? I have considered it. It would require me to get a much better system computer-wise and all kinds of [ __ ] that I just don't have the time or capability to do. But maybe in the future. Christine Palmer Lou 3560 Mary Lou, why? You're so far up Trump's ass you are blind. Your kids are trying to make you see how backwards we are headed from a 52 years old. I get it. Um yeah, I mean, you know, we're trying we're trying our best. We will get her. It will happen. Avona Tingle as an ex-Mormon and certain uh Utahn Utahn? Utahn? I'm just here for the soft soaking. Whoa. You know soft soaking? Yep. Unfortunately, I do. If you don't know about soaking, Google it. Mhm, don't [clears throat] do that. >> it. Big Pig penis. I'm sorry you guys [laughter] have to deal with how indignant Bob is also. No, they hate Tucker Carlson. Pretty bizarre. Right, like he's too liberal for mom [laughter] and dad. But that's the thing. If anybody turns on Trump, they turn on that [ __ ] person. Even if they liked that person a lot before their turn. Right. Right. I mean, eventually I think mom and dad are going to be in his [ __ ] cabinet. They're going to be like one two of the only people on [ __ ] planet Earth that will still do what he says. I made this just to join the NCP LIVE. OH WOW, thank you very much. Love you guys. Real question. Would love to hear both of your answers. If in some strange world Mary Lou switches sides, what do you think the fallout would be with Bob? Love the pod. I think she'd just have to get really [ __ ] mean with him cuz she is his caregiver full-time. So, I mean, it's going to be a lot of like you shut the [ __ ] up or I'm not going to help you. Yeah, I think so too. Um I think so too. Like I just can't you know, you get to a point with the the political discourse and stuff. Like we were saying earlier, where it's like if somebody's on the other side of that line, you literally can't deal with them. So, I think it's a matter, too, of like if our mom turns, how far does she turn? Is it just like, "Well, I can't vote for Trump anymore, but I agree with all these policies and genocide's great." Or does she become a full-fledged like, "Oh my god, I was brainwashed. He's a total piece of [ __ ] I can't believe that I was hoodwinked." And now hates him. If that's the case, I don't how do they [ __ ] cohabitate? I don't know. >> I don't know. I don't know. We'll cross that bridge when and if we comes to it. A-Dub [snorts] One Love. Chad, please read [clears throat] Washington's Farewell Address to Mary Lou. She stands for the opposite of what he wanted. She's very anti-American values. Let me write that down. >> [snorts] >> That's a good idea. When do you have to take your cat to the vet? Is he just like walking around with that root in his gums? Washington, um yes. They gave us antibiotics and pain medication for him, which we've been administering in the dosage they told us, but it kind of like it's a double-edged sword. I feel bad cuz he's like, like he's kind of out of it, but also now you can pick him up and [ __ ] cuddle him and he sleeps on the bed with us and [ __ ] And I'm like, do we just keep drugging him forever? Is this how I do Munchausen by proxy syndrome now on my cat? >> Is he not loving you like that? No. We So, we have one of each. Yeah. Lydia is like a don't touch me, don't hug me, but you can pet me when I want. And the other one, in my face, tries to lick my face like a dog. He's never not with me. Like just always always in my arms. Yeah. No, Scobby is a I mean, he's like a sweet guy. He's not mean by by any stretch, but he just doesn't like you to like hold him too much. He'll always like hot I call it the anointing, when he puts his hand like on your face somewhere to like try and press you back. Um >> [laughter] >> Yeah, you can't really >> [gasps] >> snuggle with him all that much. But now, on these drugs, you could do whatever you want. Yeah. Um Ari [snorts] Scotto 523, Haley, do your kids ever watch the show or have friends that do? Um my oldest does sometimes. Yeah. And friends. I wonder what his friends think. You know what they think. >> [laughter] >> You know what they think. They totally are in alignment with mom and dad. Yeah. Yeah. >> [snorts] >> Stefan McGregor or Steven McGregor really feels like Mary Lou's insistence on supporting the Iran war has set her back. Today, she casually asserted the US should take over Cuba. Yelp. Agreed. The war [ __ ] is [ __ ] wild to me because for for the whole time when Biden was president and there was like talk that maybe he was going to start a war with Iran. They were like, this will be World War III. It'll be the end of the [ __ ] world. Now, Trump's doing it. Well, we have to. Yeah. Um Ginger Boo 00 Do you think it bothers Trump that he is the only president in history to never win against a man? I've never thought of that. Probab- No, I don't think anything bothers him. Right. Not like that. It's like winning. He doesn't care. As long as he wins, he doesn't care how he wins, I think. I don't know though. It's interesting. Um are like that would be an interesting question for somebody to ask him in an interview cuz you it would fluster him immediately, I think. Mhm. Um RS Schultzable, thank you very much. Daryl Turtleneck 9712, Bob evaded the draft with his version of bone spurs and enlisted in the Air Force for a safe path to the GI Bill. He's a poor excuse for a flag waver. Mhm. Perhaps. I don't know. I don't know the details of it. I was not yet born. 10 MCL 80, please hold Mary Lou to reading the latest file. I will try to. Abby can cook. Why does Mary Lou think every immigrant is a rapist with no evidence yet has mountain of evidence against those she likes and claims they're innocent? Because that's what Newsmax tells her. Cult [ __ ] Yeah. It's the truth don't matter no more. Molly 545, in what way will you and Haley celebrate the day that it happens? Question mark. What's that one? Donald Trump dying maybe? No, the what's the emojis? Question mark emoji? Something little person dot dot dot dot dot. Cry like celebrate cry. Okay. Fingers crossed. I don't know. Um I don't know what I'll do. I'll be very happy. It will just feel like a weight is lifted for sure. Um I kind of I mean it'll be great, but then what? Like >> we start seeing what happens, you know? But I think the cult falls apart without the leader. >> I hope so. Yeah. I just can't imagine who's going to [ __ ] take up the reins. J.D. Vance? Ivanka? One of the the dum-dum twins? Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I just don't think there's anybody else like him that can that has this weird grifter ability like he has. So once he's dead and we have fair elections like it will be over. Then we swipe a democratic candidate and everything else happens. >> who have gone MAGA are also now like keen to kind of return back to normal Republicanism. Yeah, it's like being it's like uh you know, all of a sudden everybody's zombies and then zap the cure, you know? Like Yeah. Like I don't think Stephen Miller and those guys I don't think they get to do the same type of [ __ ] I don't think they'll have the same kind of access to the leaders of the Republican Party. Yeah. Unless it's J.D. Vance cuz he's in that same group, but I just don't see him maintaining control like Trump can. Um Mika Chu Mac Tyre Bob always says, "It's a republic, not a democracy." This country is both a republic and a democracy. They're practically synonymous terms, so why is Bob splitting hairs over definitions? I think it's because he thinks republic means Republican and democracy means Democrat. Yeah. Personally. >> [snorts] >> Um I've asked him this exact question on multiple other episodes though, and there are clips of it as well on our Tik Tok and uh Instagram and YouTube shorts. Lampshade 87, do you think the American public is psychologically prepared for the inevitable leaks of Russia-Ukraine style FPV drone footage targeting US soldiers and the resulting aftermath? Um those leaks if that happens, if videos of that come out I don't I just don't think mainstream American media will ever put it on TV. I don't think you'll see those videos other than on social media and I don't know if that's enough for a the story of it to like get out there. You know, I don't think mainstream media will report on it. So, I'm not sure. Time will tell, I guess. Um Stephen English 198, how do you guys [clears throat] feel about Bob saying he would rather Trump succeed than having a relationship with you last week? Uh not good, you know. Yeah. But I I just I don't think he takes the question seriously, either. You know? I don't think he really theoretically maps it out in his brain like, "Well, if I had to pick Trump or my kids, I'm picking Trump." He's just saying something to be an [ __ ] That's what it feels like to me, anyway. That's what he did today when you're like, "Can you just turn the [ __ ] TV off?" "I don't want to. This is more important." Yeah. >> It's just like, I don't know. He doesn't think about anything that he says. Yeah. Spectrum Scouting, thank you very much. Jacob Weatherford 5920, have you all ever thought about doing the pod without Bob or do you see him as a vital part of the pod? Just seems like he recites the same hateful [ __ ] We talked about this earlier. He will be a part of the pod for as long as he wants to be. This is a at will endeavor for all of us and um I will never kick him out. I will never kick anybody out of this podcast. Anybody in the family who wants to come have this conversation, even if they're doing it in a begrudging way and saying very little and it's all hateful, as long as he shows up, he's on the podcast. Harley Roads Productions, I was shocked today with what Mary Lou said about Iran. She was slowly getting better, but it feels like she stepped back. Do you think she has gotten worse? Today was her worst day in a while I felt like with the call for genocide. Mhm. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't called Mom in like 2 weeks. Because of Trump [ __ ] Yeah, I'm just like I need to step back. I like I don't I don't know. Mhm. It's like psychologically starting to affect me, so I just >> Yeah. uh I don't know. Needed a little distance. Well, I mean, by the way, the same goes for you. If you need to take a week off or 2 weeks off or whatever you need. If you need to step away from the podcast for a minute, you have that option always. >> Don't you worry. Come April Come April 11th, my birthday, Yeah. I'm going to be in your neck of the woods, actually. I don't know if I can do the pod that Sunday. I'll be in I'm not going to say where I'm going to be cuz people might be watching and try to find me. Are you going to be in LA? Not LA, no, but I'll be in California. Too far from you. Oh. Yeah. That northern tip? You going up into the green tr- or the Emerald Triangle? Harvest some of that ganja? No. Harvest some of that ganibus? No, but I am doing [ __ ] for my birthday, so I don't know if I'll be here on that Sunday. All right. Jess 4 4, thank you very much. Nursing is my jam 72. You guys are so resilient. I love you, Haley. You're so much cooler than Chad. >> What the [ __ ] That's right. What song do you have on repeat right now? That's right. Um BTS Swim. No. BTS Swim. BTS Swim. Okay. And thank you for asking, the song that I have on repeat is really the entire oeuvre of Critter. You know Critter? Critter.net. That's all you ever say. I love Critter. I love >> Branch out. Branch out. I love Critter. Branch out. >> Critters, they bite. Branch out. Why? This >> [ __ ] me, abduct me, take me to your leader. I'm not from this planet and she's not either. Trust me. Try BTS. >> her but I still need her. Do I want to drive around the planet just to see her? Try BTS. Try Critter. Critter.net. Um oops. Did I touch this correctly? There we go. France-selamassias. >> [laughter] >> I can't do this one. How do you say that? France France-selamassias. I I'm so sorry, 7752. >> France-selamassias. Maybe. Chad, can you read the next question in the Irish accent? >> [laughter] >> I'll do my best. Oh, and look who it's from. Helen Connolly 5403. It's from an Irish name. The last episode was so hard to watch. Abob is vile but Mary Lou's vicious comments were disturbing. She's on the edge of excusing child trafficking and rape. A cult deprogrammer would be a good guest. That was my best attempt. Sorry and thank you. Um yeah. >> Monti Monti Meter. Yeah, we're we're going to try. I'm always trying to get new guests. The next guest I think has to be the one that Mom and Dad wanted, the right-wing conspiracy theory guy. I'm in contact with them now. So that'll probably be the next guest and then after that we'll go hopefully we can you know, liberal MAGA, liberal MAGA. I'd like to do it that way. Una Pizarra Um Mary Lou's doubling down because she knows Trump is a PDF Oh, pedophile. Did a doctor make Blob draw a clock? We made him draw a [ __ ] clock and he did it perfectly. Did Mary Lou draw it for him? Very disappointed Mary Lou, she's a traitor. Do you think Mom drew the clock? No. I don't either. It was his style. It was his penmanship. >> birthday. Yeah, it was his crazy [ __ ] Roast Bill. I love the pod. Please force Mary Lou to do the research live. You say it will be boring. I say you will let everyone that has blue balls finally feel better. >> [laughter] >> We're research edging you. Nautical, I truly believe that the root of the MAGA delusion is the lack of understanding what a credible source is. If they think it's CNN versus Newsmax, in reality neither are credible. I wish they could understand. I try to get them to see that all the time. Um and I agree with you. I think the source of the news, in quotes news, is a big piece of this. Jana Doll Oh, Janae, sorry. No, Janae, I got it right. Janae like Dana. Has Trump changed Mary Lou and Bob's personalities? Yes. What do you think will change after Trump is gone? We kind of discussed this earlier, but I think they'll just revert a little bit. I don't think they'll be as caustic. I don't think they'll be as extreme in any of these views and I think our mom will literally not think about politics at all. I mean, Dad's always going to run Newsmax. But like, what will Newsmax Max even become without Trump? I don't know. It's I mean, that the whole movement is [ __ ] hateful. Like, you really think that Project 2025 is going to just disappear? They've already implemented like 75% of it. Yeah, but there's nothing there's no way to build like a flashy news channel around somebody that's not Trump. Right? Like JD Vance, who [ __ ] cares? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. It time will tell, hopefully quickly. Mika Chumac Tire, please never say top of the morning again. One of the Irish people's most hated things. That's probably like Australian shrimp on the Barbie. But I might. Maybe it's not that. >> shrimp on the Barbie, huh? What what is a good phrase then for the Irish? You've been taking me lucky charms. Right. Something like that. [laughter] I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I guess the best Irish phrase is Top of the morning to You better not be a traitor. >> Where is me pot of gold? Stick booge Stick buggy. Stick booge. Please ask Bob why he's convinced in Iran's nuclear threat. Been saying weeks away for 20 years, same as WMDs for Iraq and Afghan that we know was a lie. Cuz Newsmax tells him. That's the bottom line. Spectrum Scouting, have you got that TMNT Commander deck yet? It's in my other I thought it was back behind me. Yes, I have it, but it's in my other horrid location. Um I love it. I don't like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set, but that Commander deck is really really strong, I think. Tattered Sketchbook, I'm a MTG art What? Magic the Gathering artist? I thought Chad would be amused to know that some cards out there have been illustrated while listening to Bob's unhinged ramblings. [ __ ] Christ, I'm losing my mind. Worlds colliding. What cards? What cards? What cards? I need to know what cards. Can we get a Can we get a Magic the Gathering character that looks like Chad? >> [laughter] >> If you're doing any legendary creatures Half of mustache. Yeah. Chad half face. Um I give you whatever your name is, Tattered Sketchbook. I give you full permission to use my likeness in any magic card you want. I don't care what it is. Let me know. DM me No, what's the easiest way to to contact me? I have to know more about this. Um the easiest way is probably DM me @chadkultgen on Instagram. Um if you're listening to this. I'll look at that right after we get off this and I'll I'll follow you and stuff, but DM me from your artist account so I know who I'm talking to or [ __ ] I'm so curious to know what cards you've done and thank you for your service to our beloved game, Magic the Gathering. His name can be big guy. Big big guy. I don't think Tattered Sketchbook is making up the actual card names, but just doing the art on whatever the card is. But if you got to do some art for like any legendary human or elf, anything that has like a humanish face, please or [ __ ] put And make sure >> [ __ ] dad in there. Put [ __ ] dad in there. Yeah, put dad in there as like a Jabba the Hutt esque, you know, like There was an old card. Um I This is like so esoteric. I'm so sorry for everyone listening who's not into nerd [ __ ] But Tattered Sketchbook, if you're listening, I'm sure you know this card because you probably are are familiar with the history of Magic. There was an old, I believe it was Homelands card called Ecation Moneychanger. It had, I believe, three or four different pieces of art and one of them is like this [ __ ] big fat guy, you know, [ __ ] with like a handful of gold or something like that. I always have envisioned that as being dad. Anyways, thank you, Tattered Sketchbook. DM me. Chad culture. >> But wait. When you draw Chad, make sure it has thick limbs. You son of a [ __ ] Um Shines Shines in Florida. That's it. Shines in Florida. Day 642 asking Mary Lou to wear headphones so she can hear. That one today was was kind of my fault. >> fault. Yeah. Yeah. Um the audio is super low and I forgot to fix it. Sephora Noel, thank you very much. 7307. Mary Lou is so indoctrinated that questioning it probably feels like an existential crisis, not growth. So she doubles down instead of breaking out. Every week I remain hopeful. Keep it up, Chad. I agree. I I think there's a And And this goes for like everybody, really, not just MAGA, but MAGA is like where it's very concentrated. The idea that your identity has become something based on one ideological position. Uh I would say people who are like super into their religions are this way as well. Any kind of ideology can be like this. If you decide or if there's evidence that starts to overwhelm you that like my adherence to this ideology is maybe not correct or maybe I don't feel this way anymore. It takes so much to overcome that because you've been locked into it for so long that it's who you are. And I feel like for sure they're fighting against that or my mom is anyway internally right now. Nautical. Uh what is Haley's favorite T equals Swift. Oh, Taylor Swift song. >> It's a very big catalog. Um >> I'm a sexy baby on the mountain top or whatever. That one. >> No, I actually I really love um folklore and evermore like in their entirety, those whole albums. I just love them. They have a different sound than the rest of her catalog. And then in TT PD um love of my Life I think is my favorite. Is that the one where she's talking about Travis Kelce's big dick? Nope. That's my favorite one. Nope. It's not that It's not even on that album. >> What's that one called? Big wood wooden rod guy or something? Big wood little cuddy. >> No. Uh, Life of a Showgirl and the song is called Wood. >> Big dick. Yeah. That's it. Travis big dick. Ben Carmichael, oh, Bob is done with life. He just don't care anymore. That's a part of it, too, I think. It is. >> After retirement, I think he's kind of given up on everything. >> Uh-huh. Howlin Hank Hawkins theory, Mary Lou wears the red American flag hat when news related to MAGA Trump is indefensible, she wears the Trump hats when she thinks she's right. Mhm. We'll take a look at that. That is interesting. That could be real. K Vin Weagle 777, good luck at the airport when going to Ireland. Hey, >> Ireland. Well, thank you. Thank you. I think we'll be okay. I hope we'll be okay. Got a lot of [ __ ] planned. >> Of course. [laughter] With them videos. Collaberg 1, I hope Mary Lou is doing okay. She really looks tired. I am concerned. Thank you for what you do for your parents. Keep on singing. Mhm. Mhm. Keep on singing. Send me an angel. Ooh. Send me an angel. Ooh. Right now. >> Love that song. Um, Kissleface 5371. Is that Henry Kissel? Do you think Mary Lou is too scared to change her mind? Is it because being a Trumpster is part of her identity? We just We literally just said this. Kissleface is on it. Or because she's afraid to stand up to Bob. I think it's part of her identity. Keller O'Leary Keller O'Leary. There's a lot of Irish people in here. 9367, "Think talking to an ex-Trumper a pub will have any sway on Mary Lou?" Maybe. Yes, I think. "H enjoyed Ireland. Never been, but I've heard C's Irish accent and it feels close." >> [laughter] >> I I think that it might. I think our mom talking to somebody who a former Trump Republican who has turned, I think it might because it at least gives her a path to see, "Oh, this person's kind of nice. I don't mind them and they used to like Trump and they turned. If they can do it, maybe it's okay to do it." I almost think I don't think we could ever get him, but if she could talk to James Talerico. Like he's super chill and like really Christian. And even though he's a Democrat and has like opposing views or whatever, his delivery is like so like it's warm. He's not combative. So I feel like I don't know, maybe she'd listen to him. Get him on. All right. I'll leave that one to you. Um Abdul Alans or maybe Abdulla Alans, I'm not sure which. 5609, "Hey guys, first time sending a chat. Love the podcast, guys. I'm Qatari and we're in the middle of this war. [ __ ] Be careful. It's scary at times hearing missiles being intercepted. Your show is always a great watch, especially these days. Thank you so much for uh tuning in and and um sending this in and we hope you stay safe, obviously. Yeah, it's incredibly scary. K Glover 4001, "Hayley, my husband and I are coming to your bakery this Saturday. Hope to see you there." Hey, I'll be there. Nice. Phoebe 8494, "I kind of wonder if Bub and Mary Lou would be able to place different countries on a world map. Hell no. Send her down idea. Love you guys from Manchester, UK." Ain't no way. >> Manchester. I bet they could get the United States maybe Canada and Mexico and I'm drawing the line there. You think they couldn't do Russia? Or China. No. You think mom could [ __ ] know where China is? Absolutely not. Really? Germany? [ __ ] no. Yes. Absolu- No. Nothing in Europe. Maybe they could get Italy cuz of the boot. >> Spain? No. >> [laughter] >> There's no [ __ ] way. >> Can we do this? Nothing on the continent of Africa. Zero chance for that. No [ __ ] way. That's fair. Yeah, probably not. That's kind of sad. Australia, maybe. That's I think their their best guesses would be US, Canada, Mexico, Australia. Everything else I'm saying, they got no [ __ ] clue. Maybe Japan. You think? Yeah, probably. Yeah. There's a direct correlation between like, you know, discontinuing learning and like being open-minded and that's why they're this way. It's why all MAGA are this way in my opinion. Like you just stopped. You said I don't need to learn anything else. And that's why you're able to be grifted. That's why I mean it's it's there's a direct correlation between like intelligence and, you know, MAGA. Yeah. >> MAGA. Jules G370, you both deserve better. Thank you very much. The GOC, thoughts on uh Michael Martin and Dump's meeting? In Ireland? Yeah, I guess so. I know nothing about this. I don't either. We'll have to look it up. We're pulling a Mary Lou now. Let me research that. I really will though. Joseph Abbott Jr. 8378. Respectfully, why do you both allow dad to treat you guys so poorly? I love the pod, but it's turning into dad cheering for death. Skull and crossbones. >> Including of his own children. What should we do, Joseph um Abbott Jr.? What would you suggest we do instead of talking to him? Scream at him? I do that. Beat the [ __ ] out of me. Yeah, Haley actually does do it. I don't know. She doesn't really I To me, I'm just kind of like I I'll [snorts] get a little bit heated on the show every once in a while, but I try not to. I try to just like listen to what he's saying. But his his little just kind of like you know, meaningless insults and stuff, I I just ignore them at this point. Um I don't know what else to do. Emily Florchinger 70483. I hope I'm saying that right. Play the clip of Trump saying E. Jean Carroll said it was sexy to be raped. He basically admitted it. You've seen that, right, in his deposition? Yes. Yep. Matt Jackson WNC for this week's grand total interruption count. My god, thank you. Whoa, Bob 54. He's getting better. He had over 100 last week. Bob 16, Haley 14, Chad 9. Nice. Everyone including Bob went down a bit in interruptions except Chad who went up 50% from six last week. Hey. Chad. I'm trying to get into the game. I need to take that top spot eventually. Thank you for the stats. That's great. Wantonte. Hey, H. I I always read H and think it means hey. Hey, last week during the draft combo, it seemed your relationship fractured even further. Did your kids see that? How do you keep them safe from this? Uh I don't think they saw it. Um They're all young adults and they're free to make their own decisions if they want to be around people, if they don't, um I don't hold them to anything because like I said, they can choose. Uh they're allowed to feel how they feel and if if they don't want to be around it, they don't have to be. Um but they're not part of the pod. Uh I don't ever want to make them part of the pod unless that's something they feel strongly about. So, it it kind of like doesn't affect them immediately, you know, they see my parents like outside of the podcast. Uh so That offer is open to them. If any of them ever want to come on and you're cool with it and they're cool with it, they're they're more than welcome. Yeah. Vanilla Gorilla Mary [clears throat] Poopins like Dolores Umbridge. [laughter] Who's Dolores Umbridge? Act sweet wrapped in pink, full of evil hate and stink. Uh Umbridge is Harry Potter. Harry Potter. You're a wizard, Harry. >> I just know the movies. I never read the books. KG Lover 4001. Also, we love you all. Thank you. Also, hashtag half mustache. God. Ricky Watts 1300. If Trump were to present Bob a medal, would you guys be attending? Hell yes. You kidding me? Hell yes. Sarah Ratliff 1119 Does it make you all mad when things are tense and Mary Lou starts giggling at Bob? The detachment is real. Doesn't make me mad. Make you mad? No. Proctor Richter Campbell. Hi Chad and Haley, I was wondering your personal opinions on the 2000 studio album Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water by Limp Bizkit. Thanks a lot. Now you're talking my language. >> Wait, what were the hits on that? On Chocolate Starfish? Oh, [ __ ] They They're two big albums run together for me. Was that the one that was Let me Google this. >> Did it all for the nookie? Nookie. >> that was from the other one, I think. Um hang on. Let me look. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. >> Was it just >> That one had My Generation. Uh Um That it was Hot Dog, My Generation, Full Nelson, My Way, Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Rollin. I think that was the big song off it. Livin' It Up, The One, Get Your Groove On, Take a Look Around, Would Be Okay, Boiler, Hold On, and then Rollin Urban Assault. >> Listen, I have space I have space for almost all music, okay, in my catalog. Um >> Oh, wow. Wow. Also, so there are some Limp Bizkit songs that I like. You know who started following me? Um Wes Borland? >> I think it was the guitar player for 311. Ooh. 311 was like a huge part of like Yeah. That What was that Transistor, that album? Yeah. Or any album before it? You got to come original, you got to come original. I'm a wizard of the gala by the energy. Woah. Um yeah, I love 311. I uh personal disclosure, I wrote a pilot television show for Showtime probably 15 years ago with Fred Durst attached >> that. in which he was going to play himself at, you know, whatever year this would have been, and Limp Bizkit was kind of like at the time falling out of favor. They've kind of become cool again a little bit now. But um yeah, it was interesting. He was super nice guy. I've had a I've had a handful of like celebrities started to follow me. Michael Cudlitz. Who's that? From The Walking Dead. Who'd he play? I don't know. I don't remember the name. I haven't seen The Walking Dead in like 10 years. A main character? Michael Cudlitz. Michael Cudlitz? No. cutlets. Oh, cutlets. Cutlets. >> I remember this guy. Yeah. He was a bad guy, wasn't he? No. I think I thought he was a henchman for the baseball bat guy. No, he was like um Who was Who was the scientist guy lying about [ __ ] Dwight, Dwayne, Dwight? Dwayne? [ __ ] I don't remember either. I just gave you [ __ ] for not remember the characters names and I'm like I don't [ __ ] know any of them. >> it. I haven't seen it in such a long time. I bailed when they got rid of Rick. Yeah, I did watch the follow-ups, though. There's one where it's just Rick and Michonne and I really like that one. Oh, I never saw that. It was pretty good. You know, the first Magic the Gathering Universes Beyond cards were Walking Dead. There's a Rick Grimes card. Um I made this just to join the key live. Thank you very much. Love you guys. Real question, would love to hear both of your answers. If in some strange world Mary-Louise switches sides, what do you think the fallout would be with Bob? Love the pod. Do you feel part of this right so it would make jump? Have we answered this? Yes. I think we already saw this question. Yes. >> Um But yeah, like we said, I think I don't think there will be fallout. I think like that's going to be some weird [ __ ] for them to navigate, if anything. But I think ultimately my dad's going to have to just like accept it. Or never leave that chair, or never get to eat again, you know. >> smells, yeah. >> Yeah, exactly. Uh Stephen Johnson 7402, your mom being I'm okay for genocide, I'm ready is so gross. I think most Americans cannot fathom the horror. I agree. But like they've already primed the whole world for it. They've already done this. Mhm. It They're still doing it in Gaza. Yeah. >> And now they're just doing it in another country. And now it's going to be Cuba. That is the business model. Genocide, move in and rebuild with your real estate deals. Yeah, it's [ __ ] disgusting. >> Um that Tim Aguilera, do your parents beliefs >> [snorts] >> Sorry, do your parents beliefs stop you in your tracks whilst doing your daily routines? Ground News for Mary Lou. I'm on Ground News for Mary Lou. Libs of TikTok for life. Paul, POD, thank you very much. Thank you. Moving on. Um no, they don't stop me in my daily life. They don't. I try Yeah, I try not to think like once we leave the pod, like I I'm so busy, fortunately, that I just don't have time to think about [ __ ] that's not in front of me, so. Yeah, I pretty much throughout the course of the week when we're not doing the actual pod, I'm just like keeping a a running list of all the kind of political issues of the week. Then Saturday night, I look at that list, which is usually about 100 items long, and I pick the top six. And then I write my little document. Obviously, I'm editing clips and [ __ ] all week long. I mean, I was going to say like I don't really think about the pod unless we're doing it, but now I'm like, no, I'm pretty much doing this 24/7. Um but no, it doesn't stop me in my tracks. I guess having the the kind of like structure around it of producing a podcast about it makes it easier in some way for me to deal with. It like gives me an objective distance from it. I guess, yeah. So, every day at the bakery now, customers come in and they want to talk to me, see me, take photos with me, etc. So, a lot of my day is spent talking about my parents to other people who are like [ __ ] same hat, no cap. So, I guess I can't really escape it, but it's I don't know, it doesn't weigh me down or anything. Yeah. Kixees, would you rather skydive or go shark diving? So, I've been skydiving and I want to go shark diving. I ain't doing neither of those. >> In Australia, they're in under. >> old. Me too old for these things now. You can skydive. There was somebody like an 85-year-old there one time when I went. I ain't got no ACL in my right knee. >> You don't need an ACL for skydiving. I do. You don't >> Davis Angel 1, love to Haley for every time she goes off cathartic some emoji that I can't see. It's Mhm. Sneezy Pixie 87, has Mary Lou always been this hateful curious because she admitted a spouse is having influence on each other? I want to have hope for her, but she makes me sad at some point of the things she openly says. No. >> No. She does She's not always been this hateful, and I have been recently transferring a bunch of old Hi8 footage to digital files, and there's some [ __ ] that I think I'm going to find some little clips from some of our old home movies when she was like 30-something, and uh I'm going to play them for her, and I'm going to see how it affects her. Mhm. When she wasn't this hateful, we'll see. Um better than 98 Wait, did I skip one? No, that's right. Better than 98, thank you very much. Did Trump saying 6 years of age taking rights from homeless vets or EPA no longer uh calculating econ benefits of lives saved when setting pollution limits on today's app. Did Trump There's a ton of news and only an hour to argue about it. I'm not sure what is being asked. >> think they're asking like did these topics not make it just because there's so many? Like when he said, yeah, cuz he said like, oh, it's 6 years of age is she's old age. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's all the There's just not enough time. Yes, I agree. Um the real Timmy I I Y. Hey Chad, how do you think of Invincible season 4 so far? I haven't even started watching it cuz I'm on some anime other [ __ ] right now. I only watch anime late at night right before I go to sleep. It helps me sleep and I haven't gotten around to any Civil War season 4 yet. I'm going to wait. I'm going to savor it, but I'm sure it's fantastic. Every other season has been. I watched Pluralist. What do you think? I liked it. Why didn't you like it? That main character is so [ __ ] annoying. >> [laughter] >> It's like excuse me, you're a god in this new world. >> Yeah. And she's like, leave me alone. I just want to get drunk and steal a Georgia O'Keeffe painting. I hate that character. I want her to die so that I can see the rest of the show. >> [snorts] >> I guess. I mean like you see the other side of it. I don't remember his name, but the dude who like you know, had Air Force One and then he went to live in Vegas and it's like he could literally do anything you want. >> That's the show. Right. So that's what I would do, but you also have to take into consideration like her wife died right in front of her. She's kind of going through a process. She's pissed at them. Doesn't know how to take all of this [ __ ] in. >> wife again. All she has to do is join the collective. Right. Right. No, I liked it. And the the collective is actually good. I would want to join the collective. The it just doesn't make any sense and I know that it's a he basically has taken an old Twilight Zone episode Mhm. >> kind of like reimagined it or whatever. Um I just don't think the writing is good. I think it looks bad. The only thing interesting about it to me is the premise and then I think they don't do anything good with it. That's where I stand. >> it. I liked it. I liked that it took place in New Mexico just like Breaking Bad. I liked that she stole the Georgia O'Keeffe. It's like synonymous with that area. I don't know. There were just little like things in it that I I appreciated. >> He That dude clearly likes that area. He's put two TV shows in it now. He's like the Stephen King, you know, Stephen King writes all of his books in Maine. It's same [ __ ] It's just a muse for this guy. Yeah. But I liked it. Janae Doll um One thing we can all do right now is to spend 1 minute a day imagining the world we want to live in. Evil loves fear. Let's be love. Couldn't agree more. Couldn't agree more. I think empathy is the only way to go here. Soul Aperture, Mary Lou might not speak as unhinged as Bob, but she's a monster still the same. Being okay with and advocating genocide for 93 million is disgusting. Agree. But to what um Janae Doll just said earlier evil loves fear. Let's be love. Ultimately, you got to love the thing you hate. That is the truest form of empathy in my mind is to it's not even about forgiveness. It's about understanding that like our mom and our dad, even Trump, these are human beings suffering from all kinds of [ __ ] traumas and even they too deserve love. No. >> Soul Aperture, what? No. It's the only way to overcome it. Then it will never be overcome. I could never >> be tape. I could never love someone like Donald Trump. I I don't know that I can either. I just know that's the right path. I'm not saying I'm capable of doing this, but >> it ain't happening, [ __ ] okay? Just like I'm not drinking people, okay? And like I want free will. I'm not pluribus. I'm not the many. All right. >> I want my individuality and I hate Donald Trump and I always will. All right. Soul Aperture, Mary Lou might not speak as unhinged as Bob. Oh, no, sorry, we just uh already read that one. Cassidy Chassang? Maybe? 159 C, what's your last good memory with your dad? I remember when he dropped me off for college, crying, hugging him. I remember at his his mom's um um the place where she lived in this assisted living community, I went with him when we were back in Kansas to go to her funeral. This is How long was this? Over Wow, God. 10 years ago? >> were Way way longer than that, maybe? >> 15, 16, 15. >> so shorter than that. 6 years ago? >> 15 years ago. What? About 15 years ago. Oh, I thought you were saying when it was when Roman was 15. >> No, I was trying to think of the I can see the photo. I I know how old I think Willow was, so I think it was about 15 years ago. I had that memory of I went with him to help him like get stuff out of her room and he broke down crying for like 5 seconds and I hugged him and then he immediately sucked it back up. Um but yeah, just these little little moments of like, oh, there is a [ __ ] person in there. My last good memory is actually quite recent. It's when I went home last for his last hip surgery. I'm telling you, [clears throat] when he is vulnerable Oh, yes. When he's vulnerable Yeah. >> He's pleasant. I had this experience, too, when I went to that Kansas State football game with him not that long ago, a couple years ago with Conrad and uh Conrad had to go get the car. We were walking out of the stadium. This was right after he had one of his hip surgeries and he could barely [ __ ] walk. It was hurting him. And so Conrad went to get the car and I stayed with him and he used me as a crutch and like took my arm, you know, and we were like walking and then we had to like post up against this thing cuz he couldn't make it and I'm like, yeah, yeah, take take it easy here. We'll sit down here on this little thing. And I was still like, you know, anchoring him basically to the ground and he goes, "Oh, yes, I ain't no good. People are going TO THINK WE'RE GAY." >> [laughter] >> HE WAS PISSED AND I WAS just like, "Jesus, what does that say about me if they think you're my boyfriend? >> [laughter] >> Um Look at those guys over there with the thick limbs. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> That's what drew them to each other. That's how they fell in love. Their mutual thickness. Side of the hemp for 20 are the Democrats doing anything to prepare for 28? They're doing something. They're trying to raise money. They're taking your money. I don't know if they're going to win, but um >> [sighs] >> they're doing something. Lindsey Gabrielson 1413. Thank you very much. [snorts] David Cabanas 91 21. Hey guys, thanks for doing what you do. Haley, I hope you get all the love and support from your other family and peers. Chad, I wish you'd get more on Mary Lou's case on calling the undocumented the L word? Oh, I word. I've said it a couple of times to her. It's like I guess I can be more harsh about it and see if it sticks. Chals Chelsea Is that right? Chelsea 1809. Hi Chad, thanks for using my question today. Oh, thank you very much for sending it in. Sorry about the audio. Use my iPad. I sent you some content on uh Israel corruption that I think Mary Lou should see. Good for Wednesday's app. Have a toke on me. Thank you very much and thank you from the the great 51st state of America, Canada. >> [laughter] >> He kind of dropped that [ __ ] He hasn't talked about that in a while. Yeah. That was that was on his prediction list that Canada would be the 51st state within 2 years and I think he made that like a year and a half ago. Navy Phoenix 1, do you think the 48-hour ultimatum will have any effect for Iranian officials? What do you think is next? They've already said [ __ ] you. We don't care about your ultimatum. We're going to blow up more [ __ ] So, if anything, it's had the opposite effect. Mhm. At least per what they're saying. I haven't looked today at the news if there have been any more attacks or anything. Pluto time 1115. Love you, Chad and Haley. When Mary Lou said anti Charlie Kirk teachers haven't had 2 years of investigation like Trump. They did. Charlie Kirk had a professor watching >> Oh, that's right. >> [ __ ] we should have brought that up. Thanks for reminding us. Rondo 217. Chad and Haley, love you both. With Bob and Mary Lou being recognized in public now, combined with their horribly evil takes, do you find it irresponsible to keep platforming them despite the fact that you say it's up to them to say? Not in Oklahoma. I think most people agree with them there. Yeah. Mercy one, I'm surprised nobody has tried to convince you to go no contact with the ghost of your grandmother. Nanny is MAGA, Chad. Don't trust [laughter] her. I don't know what her her politics were, do you? >> They They never talked politics, but >> Yeah. >> [sighs] >> It was Kansas, and like they grew up at a time I mean, we I have a photo of them her and Popcorn in blackface for Halloween. Yeah. So, I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember them >> was that? 1950-something? S- Probably '60s. Okay. Like we've mentioned, Robert Downey Jr. was nominated for an Oscar for playing character in blackface in 2010. Yeah. I I mean, do you remember them being political at all? No. Do you remember them saying any slurs? No. But also, how long ago was that? I can barely remember what I [ __ ] ate for lunch yesterday. I I just don't rem- I don't remember. I don't remember anything political. I don't remember, so I don't I can't say, I guess. >> know. I hope she's not MAGA. I'll ask her tonight. Two Icys one palm, Chad, my earlier question about what Democrats should run on are all the things Trump's ran on in 2024. Right, but now he can't run on those things anymore cuz he's [ __ ] them all up. I think Democrats can because they can be like, "Look, he [ __ ] it all up. He promised you these things. He [ __ ] lied. All the [ __ ] he said he's going to make better is in the toilet." I want I want AOC or I want no one. That's how I feel about it. I am right [ __ ] there with you. I just can't like Gavin Newsom and [ __ ] I just cannot. >> No. Mo 975, do you think TFP has a place in the alt-right mega community since they seem to welcome this type of celebrity? That's Taelor Frankie Paul, The Bachelor at The Just Got Her Season crushed. Uh yeah, she's pro-Trump. She's She has multiple posts that's pro-Trump. Um Colton Fink 8154, you know what though? Child abuse is child abuse. I don't know. Even MAGA ain't down with that. It may be hard for her to ever come back in any meaningful way. My dream candidates in 2028, AOC and Sanders. What's HB? HB, y'all. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, y'all. Thank you very much. Not my birthday, but thank you. Mooraya should make Mary Lu and Bob do a am I in a cult test? What's that? I don't know. I'll try to find one of those. Um and our last question comes to us from Maddie B 1326. You two are good humans. I hope Mary Lu will see the light. I can't hate Bob. He is funny and I think deep down something hurt him. Yeah, go back and watch those um we've done two episodes with a a family therapist now and we kind of start getting into that about how he's being adopted as a little baby is basically [ __ ] up his whole [ __ ] life. Mhm. Check that out. Um Lila No. Lila al- alpaca 9847, thank you very much. Dookie Monster, thank you very much. MBD7001, thank you very much. TT Doll, thank you very much. Eric Sibley 5376, thank you very much. TT Doll, thank you very much again. Maureen Amos related to Tori? Why do we crucify ourselves? Nothing I do is good enough for you. Crucify ourselves. I'm going to see her. She just put out a new record or it's coming out soon, I think. I'm going to go see her at the end of the month. >> in a wheelchair or something. No [ __ ] I think she's like not well. Maybe I'm wrong. I saw a TikTok of her and they had her in a wheelchair rolling her down the hallway like at her concerts and [ __ ] Like she's healthy enough I think to maybe sit at the piano and perform, but I don't think she's like super healthy. I've seen her in concert I think more than anyone. Mhm. I don't know how many Tori Amos concerts I've been to in my life. A bunch. Is the new album good though? I haven't heard it. I don't know if it's even out yet. It's called in the time of dragons. I'm not sure. Um yeah, her new stuff is kind of like in her early days there was like a real [ __ ] you in everything she was doing. As she's gotten older and become a mom, that doesn't exist anymore. Still technically her songs are like there's nobody making music like that. There never has been, never will be again. So I like her stuff it's just not as much. >> listen to Florence and the Machine? Yeah. It's similar. Oh, you son of a [ __ ] It's similar. >> Not even [ __ ] close. >> is similar. Huh? Tori Amos can play two pianos simultaneously and sing. I'm I'm talking about content like the nature of the songs, the subject matter. I'm talking about that musicality. Mhm. I'm talking about that skill set. Well, Prince is dead so I guess maybe she can't be rivaled. >> Archbound 6224, thank you very much. And finally, Christian Delgado 9021, thank you very much. And thank you to everyone who has joined us for this live. Thank you Haley for being my lib sib. And uh we'll be back on Wednesday with probably just me and my mom talking about something, one of these subjects maybe crime stats or um um Washington's farewell address, something like that. Unless some other [ __ ] pops off this week, which I guess it probably will, cuz didn't he give the deadline to Monday to the to Congress to pass that funding bill or ISIS is going to be in [ __ ] airports? That's tomorrow. Yeah. God forgive me. Do you know that one? What? God forgive me. Tommy Wiseau, The Room. Thank you. >> Oh, hello doggy. Hello doggy. You know [snorts] what they say, people are strange these days. You doing beta breakers? I can basically recite that entire movie >> [laughter] >> in order. Anyways, thank you very much everybody for joining us. We'll be back soon. Any final words, final thoughts? No, I'm thinking about starting my own pod. If you guys are interested, let me know. What are you going to talk about? Is this the one you were talking to me about? Yes, but I don't think I want to do bakery [ __ ] I think I want to do like I think I just want to do like lifestyle. Like talk about the things that interest me, like my hot takes. Well, you should definitely start wherever you're going on your next big trip. I'll help you do this if you want with the time that I don't have, but I still will help you. Take a bunch of footage and send it to me and I'll If you but God, do you have a good camera? Yeah, I bought like a DSLR, like a real one. I have a real one that shoots like real footage. Record good video for me. Take as much as you want and also talk into the camera. You need a good little mic set up on it. You can get like Does your camera have a a mic jack? An 8-in mic jack? I don't know. Maybe I don't know. I'll look. You need to get a a good mic into it and vlog some [ __ ] I'll help you cut those videos. That's how you should start your YouTube channel for sure. Okay. All right. Well, look out for Haley's new YouTube channel coming soon. And uh thank you everybody for joining us. We'll see you soon.