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... 's maybe like a five or a six, but it just like it's a a wrench thrown into the workflow, you know? It kind of takes you out of it. Or at least it does for me. It's It's Oh my god, I cannot pronounce this one. It's Arushinchu? My apologies. So, Chad, tell Marypoo E. Jean Carroll case is civil due to statute limitations that expired. That's why it ...

... I? Lenny Lace. I'm a big fan of Bob and of course Mary Lou is the star. Today Bob really disappointed me. Bob's smile was sweet. You have his smile and wonderful laugh. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> I don't know how to take that. Oh, Jesus Christ. You Yeah, I don't know how to take that. Um Bernie Gorilla 7707 my heart broke for Haley today. I thou ...

... Well, I don't know about that, dude. Um I don't know if Will would ever come on this show. >> [laughter] >> Squirrel SP TV Can you ask E. Jean Carroll to be on the pod? Oh my [ __ ] god. Writing that one down. I don't know why she would ever come on this pod. I don't know what how it would benefit her in any way, but [ __ ] that would be great. Deceitfu ...

... or New Jersey and are vastly different statute of limitations. Oh, interesting. I didn't know that. Um, Tigray 8994, you only eat gruel. Who did you competition winner? OH MY GOD, YOU WERE THE HUJU COMPETITION WINNER. For those who don't know what a Huju is, it stands for hug jump. It is a term that me and my co-host on my other show Game of Rose ...

... ack. Yeah, that's probably it, red black. I love the personality side of Magic the Gathering, haha. I think you're right in these uh estimations. Scron Diggy If you like Oh my god. This is an impersonation that I used to do of Charlie Sheen. If you like beans and cheese, you're going to love Taco Bell's new bean and cheese burrito. Thank you, Scro ...

... me without my mom or my sister here. I sincerely appreciate all the super chats. I appreciate everybody who's in this live right now. Let me go over to this other chat. Oh my [ __ ] god. There is literally no way I can keep up with all this. Tell us about the gruel says Dude, oh my god 6433. It's It's just like a a very packed full kind of vegetable ste ...

... 's in this live right now. Let me go over to this other chat. Oh my [ __ ] god. There is literally no way I can keep up with all this. Tell us about the gruel says Dude, oh my god 6433. It's It's just like a a very packed full kind of vegetable stew, essentially. Release the gruel files, Chad. If you go to Dudezy, my other podcast that I used to d ...

... pisode was a nightmare, but thank you for doing this. My pleasure. Thank you for being here, everyone. Thank you. Chad says, "Butterflies are free." Thank you very much. Oh my god, this is a a sore spot. Saz on the side says, "Favorite vegan spot in LA?" It was a place called Real Food Daily. They closed. They had a couple of locations in Los Ange ...

... is this one? Kenzie Lynn 13, "Love this channel so much, Chad. Thank you for all your hard work." Thank you for uh joining me. >> [snorts] >> Oops. Pia, "Like for real." Oh my god, I can't >> [laughter] >> I can't keep up with that. Triple down on Valhalla VFT, he would be fantastic. Okay. Oh my god. Marky J 445, "Give me a half mustache." >> [lau ...

... g me. >> [snorts] >> Oops. Pia, "Like for real." Oh my god, I can't >> [laughter] >> I can't keep up with that. Triple down on Valhalla VFT, he would be fantastic. Okay. Oh my god. Marky J 445, "Give me a half mustache." >> [laughter] >> Okay. [laughter] Oh my god. Um Spyro Vix, "Bob's disrespect toward his wife and children is actually crazy." I ...

... I can't keep up with that. Triple down on Valhalla VFT, he would be fantastic. Okay. Oh my god. Marky J 445, "Give me a half mustache." >> [laughter] >> Okay. [laughter] Oh my god. Um Spyro Vix, "Bob's disrespect toward his wife and children is actually crazy." I agree. I agree. Um Uh Laugh Your Asheville Off 2546, "Did you write the Jesse Ventura ...

... d to like wild conversations. You know what I mean? I I feel like without somebody to moderate it and like kind of keep up with it and [ __ ] it it's a bad idea. But, um Oh my god. Pard Pard Easy Bay 5960, if your parents were D&D classes, >> [laughter] >> what would they be? I have no [ __ ] idea, man. My mom would probably be a druid, I guess. I ...

... s not that's not too hard to do. Yeah, I will do that. Um Oh god. The dear leader 3265, will you need to do a Hogan impersonation on the show, brother. I just did. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. Love always _london, where can I hear / watch your bachelor stuff? It is a podcast called Game of Roses. It's on YouTube. It's anywhere you watch podc ...

... s not too hard to do. Yeah, I will do that. Um Oh god. The dear leader 3265, will you need to do a Hogan impersonation on the show, brother. I just did. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. Love always _london, where can I hear / watch your bachelor stuff? It is a podcast called Game of Roses. It's on YouTube. It's anywhere you watch podcasts and we also h ...

... laughter] >> This D&D shit's [ __ ] killing me. RP Murphy 1981 Bob is a dark elf chaotic evil. >> [laughter] >> He is. But he's more like I don't know if he's an elf. Um Oh my god. Love always _london, so what is MTG? Magic the Gathering. It's a card game. It's these cards. Here's one. This is one called trade secrets. It's these little cards. You ...

... sy stuff in here. Um Michael Sander 6699 [ __ ] your wine. Uh uh uh oh wow, what is this? Matthew Jackson 9757 for this week's grand total interruption count Bob at 108. Oh my [ __ ] god. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Mary Lou 20, Healey 19, Chad 9. Bob is at 108. Oh my [ __ ] god. There we go. Dark Society podcast, he's an orc. Now we're getting closer. Ye ...

... tthew Jackson 9757 for this week's grand total interruption count Bob at 108. Oh my [ __ ] god. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Mary Lou 20, Healey 19, Chad 9. Bob is at 108. Oh my [ __ ] god. There we go. Dark Society podcast, he's an orc. Now we're getting closer. Yeah, also loco 5150 Bob [ __ ] roll. Oh god damn. Yeah. >> [sighs] >> Um Hentai Shinshi 666, ...

... s one? Bow doesn't mind. Chad, did you know that Maga is literally the name of the highest degree in the Church of Satan? >> [laughter] >> True. No. I did not know that. Oh my [ __ ] god. Um Oh, here's here's something. Spectrum Scouting, based on your wreck last week, my sons and I got a precon commander deck, the TMNT one and have been playing and it's ...

... d shot took a man's life no he's not a hero all right Dad do you believe he's a hero no but you would like to take a gun and end people's lives yes and I would be a hero oh my God but he's not because but he killed somebody really doesn't matter well I don't know if I agree with that we'll get to that I have a question about that in a second Haley ...

... ding ones doing the same thing Capel of had to close down some schools yeah Tex is implementing 2025 it is now happening well then that is Biden it's not Trump yet is it oh my God oh my God I don't think you understand Republicans are now all on side okay go ahead Sean Texas is controlled by Republicans so all of these things that are happening in ...

... doing the same thing Capel of had to close down some schools yeah Tex is implementing 2025 it is now happening well then that is Biden it's not Trump yet is it oh my God oh my God I don't think you understand Republicans are now all on side okay go ahead Sean Texas is controlled by Republicans so all of these things that are happening in Texas the ...

... d they're probably gonna demolish it and turn it into a Housing Development H yeah makes me sad yeah all right byee y man bye bye you gonna build three houses over there oh my God okay moving on moving on our fourth and final topic Trump's open lie about grocery prices in an interview with Time Magazine for its person of the year spread Trump was ...

... ink he had to do that what do you mean had to he didn't have Farm to China because he sold us out to China and if Donald Trump got in there and that son was not pardoned oh my God that son gives a [ __ ] Donald Trump is gonna sell all of us out who gives a [ __ ] he's not oh my God this is kind of the thing that I can't wrap my head around you guy ...

... ina and if Donald Trump got in there and that son was not pardoned oh my God that son gives a [ __ ] Donald Trump is gonna sell all of us out who gives a [ __ ] he's not oh my God this is kind of the thing that I can't wrap my head around you guys understand he is installing billionaires in as many cabinet positions as he can he's creating new age ...

... you know they're billionaires who cares if you have one cent to your name or 500 billion if you Amire right anyone's who a billionaire they don't give a [ __ ] about you oh my God or the country or the people in it they don't [ __ ] care they're above all of those things once you get to a certain Financial level you're playing a different game it' ...

... family yes Dad I didn't even hesitate on that one what I said yes yes okay this is just a podcast this is just politic sure no it's just a podcast yeah y you were stupid oh my God no exactly dad I was going to go to that next dad calls us stupid and openly insults Us in every one of these episodes so politics does affect our relationship and I wou ...

... 't think you are what about you guys are you happy yeah gonna be days yes in about in about 40 days I'm gonna be tickling my buny what that was about okay tick my face R oh my God I have no idea what he was talking about there oh Trump's gonna tickle dad's Funny Bone interesting okay maybe we're getting some some late onset uh coming out from Dad ...

... lk weekly I agree we age yeah that's primary purpose hard some days it's hard to find the hour to do it but we're doing it speaking of which we're doing it your hours up oh my God all right well there you have it the man who says five words per podcast the ultimate Arbiter of when the podcast concludes look what he did let me find it he turned the ...

... e did I did a podcast not a podcast I did a little clip about it and say this I did say this is good it was nice and I even help there was a woman in a wheelchair I said oh my God I'm going to go tell them because they were going to leave and Dad's like no no I said I'm getting out I got out of the car I said hey just pull your car around there to ...

... g all right well there you have it some answers I suppose just unrelenting in your opinion that you are better in everything than everyone else and and now let's move on oh my God now see why do you have to put those knives into us like that knives that's literally what's happening that is a knife into our side we are you guys are lying you're lyi ...

... has said stuff like that a million times on this show yeah I'm still here so you do not believe in the freedom of speech I believe in the freedom of American speech okay oh my God all this Tommy crap can go blow up you realize that I post [ __ ] like that on my personal page yeah so by by your standards you think I should be shut down I should be ...

... [ __ ] State already okay all right they are Chad you laugh yeah I'm I'm leaving right now you can see half a million people in one year last year okay and the homeless oh my God it's the worst ever yep it's a [ __ ] hole you're you're acting like oh I'm not saying there's not problems here obviously you think California is going to become some [ ...

... think it's come back on or I've missed it uh Tulsa King yeah the stone one yeah I like that I did like it's good Haley I don't Yellowstone I've not seen a single episode oh my God we started watching it start from the beginning it's very interesting it's like certainly last one Chad did you watch the very last one no did you we we're maybe like ha ...

... s very interesting it's like certainly last one Chad did you watch the very last one no did you we we're maybe like halfway through season one and we G happen I was like oh my God oh my God the hit man they're stopping oh my God oh my God don't spoil it thanks though all right well that's kind of what we're watching let's move on to our fourth and ...

... eresting it's like certainly last one Chad did you watch the very last one no did you we we're maybe like halfway through season one and we G happen I was like oh my God oh my God the hit man they're stopping oh my God oh my God don't spoil it thanks though all right well that's kind of what we're watching let's move on to our fourth and final top ...

... had did you watch the very last one no did you we we're maybe like halfway through season one and we G happen I was like oh my God oh my God the hit man they're stopping oh my God oh my God don't spoil it thanks though all right well that's kind of what we're watching let's move on to our fourth and final topic here the Canada tariffs this week Tr ...

... u watch the very last one no did you we we're maybe like halfway through season one and we G happen I was like oh my God oh my God the hit man they're stopping oh my God oh my God don't spoil it thanks though all right well that's kind of what we're watching let's move on to our fourth and final topic here the Canada tariffs this week Trump threat ...

... is Kansas state you're watching what are you watching okay what is it love everybody goodbye all right bye Mom I love you Dad I love you Chad I Love You Lord have mercy oh my God Chad I love you haly I love you I don't know if this can go on what do you mean him what what can we do I have no idea Trump won he should be happy but instead he's angr ...

... ster, this is the guy who cuts all those um Yeah. compilation videos of of everything. Hey there chat, are you excited for TMNT? PS, thank you all so much for the shows. Oh my god. You tell me. You tell me. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> to a pre-release Friday, in fact. Um Jordan Evans Music, the best part of the live is Fraser Kelly messages [la ...

... ilation videos of of everything. Hey there chat, are you excited for TMNT? PS, thank you all so much for the shows. Oh my god. You tell me. You tell me. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> to a pre-release Friday, in fact. Um Jordan Evans Music, the best part of the live is Fraser Kelly messages [laughter] and you do your accent. What do you think abou ...

... e interrupts. >> [laughter] >> What could it be? Money. Money is his only language. You got to put 10 bucks in a jar. You got to put $50 in a jar. Money is his language. Oh my [ __ ] god, should we do that? >> Yes, you get fined. An interruption fine? Yes. Yeah. And you need to get a buzzer for the show. So, if he does it >> [laughter] >> And he's got to ...

... podcast leads to a moment where I get to watch AOC just [ __ ] tear him a new [ __ ] My god, what a pleasure. Wizard of Brew, what are all of your thoughts on stoicism? Oh my god, have you been watching Love is Blind season 10? No. Are you watching it? No. They have a [ __ ] on there named Alex. They he did the meeting of the family with this um ...

... do you mean?" And he said, "You've got the money and you can travel now and your healthy and your bodies work. You're doing everything right." And that was like a [ __ ] Oh my god. crazy moment uh where I was like, "What the fuck?" Didn't say it to me, okay? [laughter] But that the implication of that is that he is saying I did it wrong. Yes. That ...

... here's There's so much [ __ ] Blake Lively has like a past, dude. She got married at a plantation and then had a whole [ __ ] fashion line based on like slavery outfits. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> So, I didn't follow this [ __ ] at all, but I uh a friend of mine who is also a like a reality TV has a YouTube channel and, you know, covered the Bach ...

... federate flag flying on the front porch? At Nanny and Pawpaw and them's house? Yeah. Yeah. It got turned into a meth lab. What? Nanny's house got turned into a meth lab. Oh my god. Yes. I didn't know that. >> And I like that house for me Me, too. I wanted it. Like I wanted to live there. I wanted to be there. >> Same. I wanted it. And then a [ __ ...

... e like, you tried to trick me. I'll never do that. Blazing Trails, second question, Haley, how famous do you have to be before it's okay to put you on my hall pass list? Oh my god. Wow. >> already approves. I just don't know the proper rules. >> [laughter] >> Does that mean I'm famous? This is a question to you. I'm staying out of this. I've never ...

... t's going on? Me? Yeah, you're zoning out. I'm I'm reading. People are My bakery is called Hive Bakery. Oh. Let me switch over to this other chat so I can see that, too. Oh my god, it's so long when we get to the new comments. Um Yes, di- Oh, god damn, it's going too fast for me to even read. I literally >> Somebody Lots of people are literally st ...

... in an authoritarian nation and it is because of him in my opinion or Democratic party at large but he's the leader of it the clothes that those women wore that inaugural oh my God beautiful beautiful New York designers um there was uh let's see you realize that you've become you've become a fan of reality TV that's what you just did like all of th ...

... uld be granted citizenship dead no okay who should be whites only in in today's age now yeah no anybody anybody if you're an illegal alien you're not eligible he's right oh my God I'm right oh my God okay that's fine but what it has been used for traditionally over the past hundred years is if your parents are not US citizens but they have you in ...

... enship dead no okay who should be whites only in in today's age now yeah no anybody anybody if you're an illegal alien you're not eligible he's right oh my God I'm right oh my God okay that's fine but what it has been used for traditionally over the past hundred years is if your parents are not US citizens but they have you in the United States on ...

... ere because they are not naturalized citizens they going to send them all back you said legality is all you care about and they are here on a legal Visa God see no don't oh my God you're being refuted here Dad and you can't handle it no I think yes he can't handle the truth like Grandma G did you're the [ __ ] one sitting here trying to augment th ...

... lf her mom and dad had to sign the register YouTube got a lot to learn where they came from where they were going you laugh all you want jackass you live in hell already oh my God that was literally that was literally one of the phone calls I got was some old lady that was like honey you got a lot to learn I'm older than you it was like like the o ...

... ng like that before he is sucking money straight out of the American people to give to himself to enrich his billionaire friends and we are going to be left with nothing oh my God that is your opinion I don't believe it he's gonna make a literally doing it he already started with Medicare and Med shut up and in three months you come back and talk ...

... ng men Haley what do you think of Trump's first week in office it it it he's not addressing anything real he's not addressing any of these problems that we're all facing oh my God because he's exacerbating wait a minute purp North Carolina people sleeping in tense when it's snowing the issue fac how much 600 bucks listen this is the biggest issue ...

... i salute you are a Neo-Nazi mom do you think let's just say I know you don't think it was a Nazi salute not a Nazi my God he just did the Nazi salute 10 times with pride oh my God you know you're not stop it kill us [ __ ] Mom it you at least seem to think it's a bad thing if he did the Nazi salute is that accurate to say yes but he didn't do it o ...

... ago I was literally there too haly we were there less than a year ago and it's literally the cleanest safest city I think we've traveled to in a very long time God bull oh my God I'm sorry I'm I'm sorry I experienced it and you guys just watch Newsmax I'm sorry I am silly me I've been there more than you have trust me okay everyone everyone we've ...

... hat you guys did to our people that walked in there from the White House anyway [ __ ] look look how they walked in there peacefully they shattered Windows they attacked oh my God but BLM burned down half the [ __ ] I knew it was gonna get to feel him I knew it was gonna get to that it was pretty quick BLM most corrupt for you it is I think that T ...

... ry today yeah he's he's uh Unchained retirement is treating him well I'm down to that I don't have to worry about you [ __ ] anymore freedom of speech go [ __ ] yourself oh my God no more holding back on the racism in America that is 99 caused by black people well it's not a fact of life you believe it to be true many other people myself included ...

... exist all right I'm not I'm going to ask you I'm going to ask you each a simple question and I'm going to start with that Dad should black people be allowed to vote yes oh my God okay yes what's that all right we've gotten our uh craziness maybe out of the way it's been a very heated debate let's simmer down a little bit now what kind of question ...

... es government doesn't consider a fetus a human being either well there you go we gotta get rid of the [ __ ] government a fetus inside your stomach is not a baby correct oh my God you don't believe in God either you don't believe in gun control which murders children all around the world that are actually out and about so I'm confused on your pro- ...

... rity and it's getting rid of mentally ill people they need help security is not the answer you saw what happened in Uvalde cops don't do [ __ ] they had an entire police oh my God standing outside we're almost done one way in of that school that could have helped a lot everything locked down one way in one way out so you're saying now to rebuild e ...

... start banning all types of medication if they deem them uh against their God or against their ideology well that's already happened there are drugs for your and diabetes oh my God and does that [ __ ] make you mad doesn't that make you mad it's I mean I guess no dad but you're also talking about not being able to afford the drugs these drugs are n ...

... ven hear what he is saying done Jesus Christ we got five minutes get in here well we have 15 minutes but uh he said let me know when the I love you part is I'll be there oh my God so he's out he's just out of this episode he's coming back all right well he's gonna want to hear this next one get in here all right he's coming I like how he just walk ...

... ren't pushed to decide in the third and fourth grade Nobody Does that you just make this [ __ ] up that's not a [ __ ] thing nobody pushes children to become transgender oh my God yes they do that information Newsmax how many how many elementary schools are you sitting in and hearing these lessons of transgenderism like this isn't a [ __ ] thing I ...

... earranging your vagina would I have done that to you FYI that is not actually you cut off a piece of my ding dong the day I was born I had no choice in that oh my [ __ ] oh my God so now you're going to blame us for that until the day you die no I I don't blame anyone for it I'm simply saying that's what happened that was the medically thing that ...

... uran Duran 509. New moon on Monday. Remember that song? Remember the chauffeur? >> God, I love Duran Duran. You should do a new segment called Late Night Chats with Dad. Oh my god. Where you take live calls and your dad screams in the background about Somalian. I used to do a thing called Late Night Chats with Chad on another podcast that I used t ...

... Chad. What? Who is C? Who is H? Who is ML? I don't know. I got to get in Frank. Daulton Leprik, cut my music. Bob the Builder out here talking about committing treason. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> What? Me and Big Kev were in the back and we just want to let you know. We don't care. Hey, yo. What? You don't understand. >> that. >> If you know, yo ...

... when they play the national anthem? Do you stand up with your heart over your hand or heart over your hand? Actually, I sing. I sing it. You [ __ ] don't. That's a lie. Oh my god. Do I have to record it? You sing the anthem while I read You have to record it. Oh my gosh, when they were doing the USA one on the electric guitar, I was up dancing wi ...

... traits in him that made you fall in love with him? Apologies if that's too personal, but I'm genuinely curious. A neat dresser. He dressed neat. He was sharp. [laughter] OH MY GOD. What a neat dresser. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> It's the truth. That's what I said. WHAT A NEAT DRESSER. >> [laughter] >> HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS, I guess. He [laugh ...

... involving like, what's your favorite movie? I DON'T LIKE MOVIES. [laughter] Like Okay, sing a song. I am singing it. My [laughter] favorite song is the sound of silence. Oh my god. Okay, but low key you look just like him. I know. [laughter] That's what's the worst part is like I'm doing an impersonation now, [ __ ] 20 years from now, that's just ...

... body can grab your phone and revote and yeah. There's a movie about that. The perfect circle one with There's a movie about that. >> I don't know. But Mom, you're like, "Oh my god, I can't We can't vote over the phones." Every financial transaction in the world now takes place on the internet. Everybody does not have a phone. Okay. Americans compl ...

... still going up. >> Germany. We're almost done though. Email Email nurse. Searched hot chocolate, beef jerky in the files. Yeah, so beef jerky is code for like children. Oh my god. >> And hot chocolate is code for something else. I don't know, but like if you go look at all these Epstein files they're talking about like eating babies. Yeah, they'r ...

... s warned against. Absolutely. Uh we have we have three more here. Michael Fox, props to Haley for finally pointing out the commies. Thank you very [laughter] much. Dude, oh my god, 6433, Chad is the technical term for your religious Chad is the technical term for your religious views. Is there a name for it? Is there a name for >> up with my inter ...

... the porta potty. >> What? >> An ICE guy pulls up in a car and takes a woman out of the car in handcuffs and then goes into a porta-potty with her and closes the door. >> Oh my god. >> I know. Shit's getting very bad. Panicked Paige. Thank you very much. Um, two ices, one palm. Do you need a happy gummy after today's [laughter] episode? more than a ...

... o that." You can, guys. You can. >> Anybody can. All you have to do is start a podcast with your parents. [laughter] >> You can do it every Sunday. >> Yeah. >> Dio dude. Oh my god. 6433 says, "Have you considered using different tactics such as reverse psychology, analogies, or bringing marginalized groups onto the show?" Indeed, we have. Um, reve ...

... omebody. >> Somebody to hate. >> Yeah. >> Tina 60. I'm DFW2. Haley Abbott turned our voting records over to the DOJ. It's sick. What? >> Yep. Yeah. All of Texas. Yep. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> So they can just be like, "You voted for Camela. Now we going to kill you." >> Yeah. He turned over all of our records. That's unbelievable. >> And probab ...

... Newsmax and now my algorithm is [ __ ] [laughter] >> Right. Uh, Shellyley Andrews, they're side comments to each other. Show they aren't listening. And so does this. >> Oh my god, this drives me [ __ ] insane. >> It's like I put this [ __ ] show together. I edit the show. I cut all these clips. I put a lot of [ __ ] work into this thing. >> And t ...

... somebody on the left has opened a retirement home because you guys could do the funniest thing. [laughter] You want to put him in an Obama retirement home? [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> The goat mama. So there isn't a line or final straw you would draw with your parents. Love your show, by the way. There's not for me. >> Yeah, it for me it's it woul ...

... t they're I think it dies. I think that it no longer exists. >> I agree. >> I totally agree. >> I can't wait >> because Trump embodies this idea of like I'm a victim and oh my god, everybody's so mean to me and I should be able to do what I want. Nobody else is going to be able to >> do that. JD Vance is not going to be able to do that in the same ...

... ur spirituality? [laughter] [ __ ] I don't know. Look up uh I don't know. [laughter] just start going down the road of like astral projection and human consciousness. >> Oh my god. >> Then you can you'll get to it eventually. Um Lizzy J, if see if Bob can say I love you to each person instead of his typical blanket lukewarm I love everybody at the ...

... does re-watch, but I'm not sure that's accurate. >> She just watches clips that you post. >> Yeah. thinly sliced ham. Can the next guest be Long Island January 6th guy? Oh my god, that's a that's a reference to uh Dudsy, another podcast that I did. That's a character that Will Sasso used to do. >> Uh which is a very funny character. Joss R71, hi ...

... dad you're saying good this is your daughter saying that she wakes up depressed and anxious every day and you think that's a good thing yeah because she can get over it oh my God okay uh well let's move on we have a question what's that huh I do think that we're gonna get Greenland I do for theity I'll I'll gu I'll guarantee we will own them all ...

... ou did your mother said that okay well thank you for your question uh I don't even know if it was answered or not but next time who can roughly speak English okay you're oh my God I understood the question perfectly yeah it was very clear okay something is wrong technically today you guys are really you're glitching and it's hard to hear you but w ...

... igating the severity of the incident dad who is to blame for Signal gate oh there's nobody to blame they did it on purpose this is his concept listen to this or believes oh my God the US government did this on purpose so that you guys have something to Crow about which won't in a week the answer is Donald Trump who hired Pete hexa they all should ...

... big kick in the ass you'll see what what's the kick in the ass coming though this this whole thing has made them look incredibly stupid perfect you guys all are on board oh my God they turn told everybody all about blah blah blah blah blah blah it put people in danger didn't do a damn thing so wait a minute dad you think that this was all some kin ...

... why do they pick this specific guy on accident no you don't make those kind of mistakes on accident these people do because they're very bad at their job no they're not oh my God all right next just go just go just next question next question the most competent group you ever had next question have you checked out the stock market have you looked ...

... ever had next question have you checked out the stock market have you looked at that competence there I don't give a [ __ ] about that I'm making more money than you are oh my God next question there we go let's move on to our second topic the tough student that was detained this week this week video horrifying video I'm sure have we all seen this ...

... Permits on community safety mom do you think it is a good idea to make guns easier to get and to have more people carrying them concealed in Washington DC yes less crime oh my God you think more guns equals less crime yes okay Dad people will think twice about uh hitting someone in the nose blacking someone eyes that's the answer it's going to be ...

... hem in the leg nobody's shooting in the leg are you guys carrying guns when you leave the house no but I've thought about it we're about to put them one in our glove box oh my God all right go well do you let me ask you this Dad do you think the DC safe and beautiful task force is the first step to Trump having his own SS yes no it's not an SS it ...

... nd I always thought that it was just haunted I thought they had ghosts up there you never told us that like they had renters upstairs I always thought it was just ghosts oh my God they had that creepy ass basement with like weird exercise gear from the 1940s and 50s where you just get on it and it like shakes you I don't know just like all kinds o ...

... nothing to do that I was being immers in an environment that was literally a cloud of cigarette smoke never ending you would work yourself up yeah I do remember one time oh my God Nanny um like the Santa Claus came in and she would always sit on his lap for a picture I remember looking over she like planted this big kiss on him one year I'm like o ...

... d Nanny um like the Santa Claus came in and she would always sit on his lap for a picture I remember looking over she like planted this big kiss on him one year I'm like oh my God damn Pepsi Cola Pepsi Cola was F I remember one time playing like running around their fr yard or whatever some summer and I came in she was always on that porch listeni ...

... er and I came in she was always on that porch listening to her police scanner smoking a cigarette and getting drunk and I remember coming out of the thing and being like Oh my God Nanny I'm I'm so thirsty and she's like here have a drink of my butterscotch and I just whatever I was like seven or eight just [ __ ] pounded you know how little thirst ...

... hat that's you're gonna bring sickness every year every we're staying we're staying in a hotel you're going to the other relatives we're seeing them but we're not saying oh my God oh my God you're not coming to my house and forget it all right um well we have delivered our uh family's Christmas Memories I assume we have nothing else here wait I'll ...

... you're gonna bring sickness every year every we're staying we're staying in a hotel you're going to the other relatives we're seeing them but we're not saying oh my God oh my God you're not coming to my house and forget it all right um well we have delivered our uh family's Christmas Memories I assume we have nothing else here wait I'll try my be ...

... most hazardous disorganized show we've ever done okay instead of saying I love you I'm gonna say it this way okay I was gonna have Dad read it but he won't read it Roman oh my God Romans 10 oh no 12 1210 very good love each other with genuine affection and take Delight in honoring each other genuine okay now that's interesting I so now we're makin ...

... should be working for us not over us I disagree with you Merry Christmas Merry Christmas indeed to me Luigi Mone is the Christmas gift that we all deserve this year God oh my God I'm not you you think it's crazy but I'm not the only person who feels like this most people on the internet are echoing the same sentiment any of you gonna see no Fatu ...

... tting brainwashed they don't want that's not real going on you guys just make [ __ ] up Donald you're just like Donald Trump you make [ __ ] up and you just keep talking oh my god let's move into the numbers of this election now Trump got fewer votes than he got in 2020 by three million roughly you know why a lot of people didn't vote this year bu ...

... hoice have you seen that how women are now gonna how women are now in [ __ ] danger of being sexually assaulted because of Donald Trump being a rapist in the White House oh my God hey literal literally people on campuses holding signs that say property that men own houses cars women slaves no have not seen that has started there is now a network o ...

... ant who of the people in Donald Trump's Circle were born before because the answer is no one they were born with [ __ ] diamonds in their pockets or in his case emeralds oh my God yeah Trump himself was given whatever that [ __ ] like $5 million in quotes loan from his dad when he turned 18 they don't know anything about Real Americans they don't ...

... because you're going to be paying double for all of your groceries you're going to be paying double for all the [ __ ] that you want to buy online are you kidding Haley oh my God see they don't even know they don't even know what's coming so it's almost like I can't wait to watch you all [ __ ] snivel because it's your fault they won't snivel thi ...

... on't snivel this is the thing about it I agree with you I think some [ __ ] is going to get very bad specifically financially for the average person there will be no God oh my God you're going to pay less taxes than you were going to pay under no we Miss oh yes you will no we won't yeah you you know who's paying less taxes Elon Musk no you will to ...

... and your theoretical paths okay quit yelling let's get in let's get a big let's both of you just take a big [ __ ] dose of reality instead of your hypothetical horeshit oh my God you won't be able to deny it because now we have a republican maity in the house the Senate the Supreme Court the president so anything that hits the fan is on you that' ...

... won't come across the border to be able to kill your children freedom of speech do you believe in freedom of speech Yes because he wants to eliminate that no he doesn't oh my god do you let me ask you this mom and dad do you see if he were able to shut down the New York Times through some kind of let's say that he he puts out a lawsuit against th ...

... ould be okay with Trump just coming in killing all the Democrats or jailing them erasing the New York Times and potentially even killing US citizens I would assume right oh my God no and if you really think that of US 20 million illegals that really makes me sad well I mean dad has openly said all those things you you haven't mom I think there's h ...

... what did you say I think it's very clear that KLA Harris is going to win this election ction barring some kind of big negative thing that could come out this next month oh my God oh my God um if and when that happens Trump is going to really be relegated to just whatever he can do on his social media platforms I don't think he'll be seriously a p ...

... you say I think it's very clear that KLA Harris is going to win this election ction barring some kind of big negative thing that could come out this next month oh my God oh my God um if and when that happens Trump is going to really be relegated to just whatever he can do on his social media platforms I don't think he'll be seriously a part of the ...

... 's the bottom line in my opinion you are running that's is your opinion that's what this whole show is it's our opinions collectively well my opinion your opinion [ __ ] oh my God oh my God he in a rare mood today go ahead Chad what we going to say you be quiet I'll be the damn person in the middle the moderator goe thank you I was gonna say that ...

... tom line in my opinion you are running that's is your opinion that's what this whole show is it's our opinions collectively well my opinion your opinion [ __ ] oh my God oh my God he in a rare mood today go ahead Chad what we going to say you be quiet I'll be the damn person in the middle the moderator goe thank you I was gonna say that I don't ev ...

... s outside she always has on a coat or a jacket because you don't want to see your belly fat no because she her belly fat have you seen Donald Trump yeah his is beautiful oh my God all right let's simmer down this week saw some wild uh developments in the P Diddy Scandal he got arrested his I think it was a $5 million bail they were looking for was ...

... he said I want to divorce you but they were never married and then got away from him quickly but then there were some other people that said he's my best friend like um oh my God what's his name you know the guy that took over the three and a Half Men um married to um come on help me Charlie Sheen no no no who took over for um Ashton c yeah oh he ...

... think it it maybe maybe it doesn't but should present some kind of conflict because you're so pro-israel do you think he would back Israel she's gonna die look at her oh oh my God who are you talking about closy you're watching TV while we're doing this I'm just glancing Jesus Christ why do you think a week all I ask is that you are here and prese ...

... e going to be that could create space for confusion and disinformation in the upcoming presidential election mom do you agree with this move yes I kind of do like it but oh my God he had to go to the bathroom he said I agree and as he walked as he was walking to the restroom he was doing this wait a minute he going as you were talking I think ever ...

... I mean, you have the biggest platform in the whole [ __ ] world and you're saying nothing. That's >> I I have a very special guest. This is him. This is the scobblelet. Oh my god, he's a big boy. God, >> how Wait, how much does he weigh? >> About 35 pounds. [laughter] I think he's 15 last time we took him to the vet. Look at that boy. Look at tha ...

... k at that boy. Look at that beautiful boy. He don't know what he's doing. He's like, "Am I on camera? What's going on? Why are you doing this to me? Please put me down." Oh my god. He's such a beautiful boy. He hates this though. Be gone, Scubblelett. Um, okay. Omni RA opinions on Bill Bragg and Bruce Springsteen songs that came out this week. Cha ...

... That one's really got me spun up. I don't know. I'm a fight I'm a flight attendant and I had a deport on my flights in my custody and I had to hand him over to ice upon. Oh my god, devastating. What can I do in the future to help? >> I apologize to him. >> I What can you do? Like I I think there are a lot of people in situations just like this whe ...

... ke Lord of the Rings. I'll give you Final Fantasy because it was a [ __ ] banger set. Um, any like fantasy type [ __ ] I think can work. I would love to see a Zelda set. Oh my god. Uh, I'm excited about The Hobbit, but like Marvel superheroes. Come on, dude. Come on, man. Um, C Daener, yes. Make her read the allegations. like read them out loud. T ...

... ia. Yeah, >> just to let you know. >> Two ices, one palm. It's hard to watch Americans treat politics like a sport. People are die hard regardless of right or wrong. PS, oh my god, Lisa Rena. I know that's a traders reference. >> Lisa Rena got, >> spoiler alert, she got kicked off Traders last week. >> Um, Rosie Devil Haley, are you no longer a Sw ...

... anthem [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> I don't know. And she speaks out about what's going on in the world. >> Props. She just won a Grammy. >> Did she win best song? >> She did. >> Oh my god. Best song. I got it. Got it. >> Day is love makes sense. Haley's an Aryan. They're very beautiful. What the [ __ ] am I? There can't be beautiful Geminis. This is some ...

... don't know. Could be. >> A Fanning. A Fanning. >> No, >> an Olsson. >> I When I originally came up with this, I thought Issa Ray, but I'm not sure. No. Anyways, um Okay. Oh my god, there's too many super chats. I shouldn't have said anything. Please stop these super chats, please. Um, okay. MAGA in this country. Chad, big brother love. Where are w ...

... y are you talked about this? Okay, stop. >> That that motherfucker's been talking bad about Trump for 10 years. >> Chad and I that is true. Irrelevant. >> Yes, it is. >> Oh my god. >> Who cares? Even if he did, who gives a [ __ ] >> I give a [ __ ] Does that does that warrant the president of the United States coming on his [ __ ] social media acc ...

... >> The idea of America I do like very much, >> but I agree with Haley. I think money has corrupted the entire political system. >> You're a [ __ ] communist. >> Okay. >> Oh my god. You say that every episode and it's like to what? >> You know why? You know why, Chad? Because it's the [ __ ] truth. >> Why do you think they're communist? >> I'm not ...

... all prescribed by a doctor. We can get it prescribed. >> I don't buy them on the [ __ ] street corner. >> Your goddamn card is a medical card. That's by prescription. >> Oh my god. Look at this guy. Wow. What a cute dog. >> What's his name again? Beep beep. >> Stinky Velcro. >> No, none of those are good. >> There was a different name. I liked Nic ...

... at this guy. Wow. What a cute dog. >> What's his name again? Beep beep. >> Stinky Velcro. >> No, none of those are good. >> There was a different name. I liked Nick. >> Oh my god. Nick, >> I think Nick is his name. >> Wait till you see his rear end. >> Why are you showing him that? >> He's got three little dots back there. >> Oh my goodness. >> H ...

... He weighs a half a pound. That's a half a pound. >> And so you're going to keep >> You're not. >> There's no way you're getting rid of this dog. Look at that guy's face. Oh my god. [laughter] >> Oh, he's so cute. >> Oh my god. >> Velcro. >> That brings us to the end basically of this episode. A good way to end it. So, Dad, do you believe we're com ...

... d. >> And so you're going to keep >> You're not. >> There's no way you're getting rid of this dog. Look at that guy's face. Oh my god. [laughter] >> Oh, he's so cute. >> Oh my god. >> Velcro. >> That brings us to the end basically of this episode. A good way to end it. So, Dad, do you believe we're communist communists? >> Um, >> yes. >> Neither o ...

... ion about this dog here at the end. We will be back on Wednesday. Two of us will be or three maybe >> talking about some midweek thing. Um, once again, I just want to >> Oh my god. >> touch on the final point about these Epstein files. We are witnessing in my lifetime the biggest government cover up of criminal actions by people at the highest lev ...

... put me on the spot. I don't know. I mean that one like you saying that [ __ ] about them having sex mom and or mom called me and said I'm not talking to your brother. >> Oh my god. So I get that too. Whenever you would get like >> Yes. Whenever you would get a tattoo. So, I think that was part of one of the things. You got too many tattoos. And I ...

... ike four or five seats to the left and you just could kind of see like the people around that person, they were like shaking and the people around the person were like, "Oh my god, oh my god." And that just kind of spread throughout the movie theater. The people had their cell phone lights on. Is there a doctor? Is there a doctor? All that [ __ ] ...

... five seats to the left and you just could kind of see like the people around that person, they were like shaking and the people around the person were like, "Oh my god, oh my god." And that just kind of spread throughout the movie theater. The people had their cell phone lights on. Is there a doctor? Is there a doctor? All that [ __ ] and we kind ...

... k mine was? >> I saw your [ __ ] story. >> Oh, so you know. >> Yeah. >> Well, for those who don't know, my Spotify rap listening age is [clears throat] 21. Thank you. >> Oh my god. >> Thank you. I don't even >> Young at Heart. >> What? Critter. >> Yeah, Critter. Critter was my my one through five most listened to songs were all critter. >> When ar ...

... Stanley Kubri. >> Yeah, those are good times. So, I I wish her >> happy trails on her movie adventure. >> Yeah, I miss Blockbuster. Some happy memories. Blockbuster. >> Oh my god. You have no idea. You have no idea that then the one I worked at was super [ __ ] weird, too, because it was a franchise one. So, that >> Well, that was that's the one ...

... in whatever that was fifth or sixth grade watching it on a [ __ ] TV, >> right? >> And everybody's like, "Yay, it was the first teacher in space. Yay." Boom. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. The teacher turns off the TV. We're all ushered out. Like, you know, I remember in uh high school, this is like insane to me. I was in an art class. This has got to be ...

... t our childhoods, of course. And >> yeah, and then mom and dad don't talk to us for about six weeks. [laughter] >> Yeah. I heard on lib sibs you brought up that time. >> Oh my god. Now they're listening to lib sibs. Oh, bed. Med lips. Lip sibs. Lip sibs. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um, thank you for joining me for this in mom's absence. Mom, if you are watc ...

... show her the rat tails and how uh it was kind of, you know, she didn't like it. Rat tails. So, rat tails were on my mind. I come home, I look out the back window, I go, "Oh my god, I didn't have on my glasses. I thought it was a rat." Rat. >> I go, "Oh my god." I go get my glasses on. I have a fourth generation bunny rabbit that came to the back d ...

... Rat tails. So, rat tails were on my mind. I come home, I look out the back window, I go, "Oh my god, I didn't have on my glasses. I thought it was a rat." Rat. >> I go, "Oh my god." I go get my glasses on. I have a fourth generation bunny rabbit that came to the back door for carrots. I had stopped feeding carrots a couple days ago because we have ...

... of. >> Oh, he's convicted of making a nice raped women. >> Why ain't he in jail? >> He probably raped children on Epste Island. But you're worried about Bill Clinton? >> Oh my god. Now you you two sat there and go you go down a trail, mom and dad, that we're not talking about. You just did that, too. >> I'm sorry. >> No, Dad. You asked why isn't > ...

... zis. >> No, I'm I'm back to trying to open your [ __ ] brain a little bit. >> No, your brain is the one that's closed. >> Aren't you already Nazis? >> May I bring No. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. You're pro- fascism. >> We have to go. >> Yeah, you are. >> Can I make a point? >> I'm pro. >> Mom, go ahead. Make your point. >> Nobody's let me talk today. > ...

... s good. Trump said that. Do you think, Mom, he's trying to provoke Venezuela with these strikes into some kind of war so that he can get rid of the next election? No. >> Oh my god. Dad, >> what? [Music] >> You want to beat him? >> Oh my god. >> He's He is He's blowing up the ships because that's China that is putting the fentanyl on the ship. >> H ...

... ovoke Venezuela with these strikes into some kind of war so that he can get rid of the next election? No. >> Oh my god. Dad, >> what? [Music] >> You want to beat him? >> Oh my god. >> He's He is He's blowing up the ships because that's China that is putting the fentanyl on the ship. >> He's trying to kill the cartel. war with the cartel has nothin ...

... ur [ __ ] recording time. Almost. Nope. >> All right. He's going to get the belt. >> Y'all deserve a beaten today. >> A little sick for talking about how we got beat. >> Oh my god. Please tell the people we didn't beat you. >> Sorry. >> Okay. Okay. >> You were out there on those baseball fields. All right. >> He beat you on the baseball fields. Wh ...

... term? No. No. We liked him the first go around too. There was no way. So what was the first thing he did? The question is what is the thing he did that made you realize oh my god this is the guy I think because he was a businessman businessman before he perfectly that's not an incident. He perfectly badmouththed how we got out of Afghanistan. Yea ...

... t precariously on the edge of the chair? Why? Well, try not to rock the chair. Just Just I want to rock my chair. Okay. God damn. What do you mean why? What? Be careful. Oh my god. And mom, your half your face is out of the frame. I'm here. Okay. Mom, do you think that a president should be allowed to accept gifts from foreign countries? I think a ...

... your main points that you always make is border security. We have to be safer here. We can't have these illegals coming in. And guess what? We already are, you dumbass. Oh my god. He's going to get more information out of these people to take down the five other families. I think there's no these people aren't giving him any information. It's El ...

... admission. We are making a little bit of progress. Baby steps. Little inch there. All right. Um, it's okay. No. Yes, it is. The second communist thinks he's got his way. Oh my god. Oh dear. All right, we'll move on to another topic. Chosen by the communist. Jesus. Why? Okay. Trump loses in court again. Huh? I don't want to hear it. He isn't. He's ...

... y they run their country. They've lived off the US $200 billion a year for the last 50 years. They haven't paid their own way once, right? They're dead beat cockroaches. Oh my god. Really, Bob? Yes. Okay. Do you think, Dad, that the American economy is stronger now than it was under Biden? Oh, hell yes. But during Biden's presidency, our credit ra ...

... his opinion. Yeah. Dad, do you think he should be attacking musicians? Yeah, especially this one. Okay. Dad doesn't like him either. Springsteen's a total pile of [ __ ] Oh my god. Why do you say that? Cuz he's a total pile of [ __ ] Why though? What? What gives you that conclusion? His entire life. His entire He's made music that millions and mil ...

... o. I said no the first time. But he he Let me ask you this. Insult him. He probably insult. He throw in too many questions too fast. He insulted Taylor Swift, but they I Oh my god. So, okay. Sorry, Mom. Go ahead. He insulted both of them, Bruce. And he insulted Taylor Swift several times, but they insult him, too. So, yeah. Where's dad going? Wher ...

... I'll be honest. I heard I had to put Kitty down. I heard the question, but I didn't really get it. So, we're wrong about what? He asked if we're wrong about the future. Oh my god. He's Do you apologize when you are wrong? Do you admit? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was wrong. He's going to be the 48th president. Yeah. So, the answer is no. You don't ap ...

... JP Morgan and old Mr. Diamond. Yeeha. I got money JP Morgan and they're one of the worst [ __ ] performers out there. The last time this happened was in what, the 1930s. Oh my god. Now you're going to go back to 1930. Do you think that the world and our economic economy is the same as it was in the 30s? How stupid [ __ ] How stupid am I? We're abo ...

... ot characteristic of Conrad at all, but we were probably mid college at this point. middle of the night, we got into his pickup with a handsaw, like a double-handed saw. Oh my god. Yeah. And we went out into the middle of nowhere and we saw down one of those signs. Yeah. Like it was pretty wild. Yeah, it actually was. He'd never done anything like ...

... o go to a movie. We couldn't pay anything to go do anything. So, we would take you in the baby stroller and go to the zoo. That was fun times. Okay, Dad. Not one moment. Oh my god. You didn't have like a a fun night out with your buddies even once? I never went out with anybody. Anybody? Not once. Not one [ __ ] time. No money. And so you had no f ...

... uh Zuck, aka Mark Zuckerberg, head of Meta, head of Facebook, head of Instagram, head of WhatsApp, has purchased a $25 million mansion in DC next to the White House. No. Oh my god. Why would he do that? He may be the next Musk. There's a lot of stuff that I've been reading is basically saying that Musk is on his way out. He knows that this whole p ...

... with that? I assume yes. There's anybody on the Democratic side? No one. you. There's no one over there. What do you mean? Well, hopefully AOC. I'm not Who cares who the Oh my god. That'll be a cold day. Hang on. No, we're not moving on because this is very important. One of the cornerstones of the American presidential process is that that presid ...

... So you need to become a nationalist. All right. Work on it. I thought you were a libertarian. Work on it. I'm not what a libertarian. What are you doing? A libertarian. Oh my god. You just keep him going. You should be careful at those protests. Be careful. Hey, you may be thinking the wrong side's going to get violent. All right. All of the all ...

... is a waste of taxpayer time and money right because that person which is a man woman woman yes woman that's a man dressed like a woman no it is a woman yes what shopping oh my God I found you a li no Alexa no God okay no what what is going on here Jesus Christ that Dad just started Alexa stop okay that person has a restroom in their office great s ...

... llow correct you don't look at people's genitalia when you go take a piss of their [ __ ] you're not looking at anybody's anything what if this man wanted a UR not a man oh my God a man biological man doesn't matter it's a transgender woman and women use women's bathroom it's going back to what you're born with and all these pronouns and all this ...

... not leaving you don't care you don't care about people leaving the country you thought that uh Kush Kushner and um remember that he was on the list and you thought no um oh my God Ashton ker ashon ker Aston ker yeah maybe it has something to do with that I don't know but I think more than likely it's just people getting out early you know there's ...

... re you talking about mcmah the no no no the lady that has been put up for the Department of Education I think yeah mcmah McMahon and I guess it was 30 years ago they had oh my God Bob really they had hired they had hired a man that uh was ringside announcer and it did come out he was a pedophile so so they got him out of there and now they're brin ...

... generally only self-interested and only want to increase their amount of money and if you look at Russia where oligarchy has goodbye your dad has to leave love everybody oh my God if you look at the model of Russia where Putin has surrounded himself with billionaires and they all kind of control these these different Industries within Russia food ...

... appen here Trump is is mirroring that we know that Trump loves Putin what'd he say just wait can you wait five minutes well it's already passed okay bye what do you want oh my God what is going on gonna be like some Mad Max [ __ ] you know like he's in Morton Joe we're all gonna be fighting for [ __ ] resources yeah the all the guys at the tippy t ...

... border that don't deserve it because there are people here who aren't [ __ ] criminals murder you yeah he's goingon to use our military to just [ __ ] annihilate people oh my God now you're nuts no I truly believe that like that when he becomes president after being sworn in he is going to try to use our military to [ __ ] push people out of this ...

... l put together and I mean it's like there are clips and [ __ ] on Tik Tok like it's it's trending AOC was [ __ ] smart like they said all the right things so I feel like oh my God I feel like a lot of younger Generations were watching the DNC who ordinarily would never even [ __ ] tune into that [ __ ] because of the [ __ ] lineup your that was go ...

... ffect at Alles like nobody cares nobody cares he's got a [ __ ] wormhole in his brain like that's what I cared about like the [ __ ] wildness of his stories nobody cares oh my God it's irrelevant it meant nothing he had a lot of votes a lot of people were going to support him and now all those votes are going to Trump his Endor meant nothing and t ...

... obably not all right now will do you open this box from time to time and look look at them or you just keep the Box no I'm just keeping the Box okay okay the other thing oh my God I'm sweating after that okay I saw there was a there was an SUV next to us today when we went to get groceries they had like a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump writing i ...

... t down there oh yeah we have a colonel tell them he has them all he's an Air Force Colonel he's got Trump Vans he's got the Trump uh you know five F fight sign out front oh my God yeah okay so have you ever purchased shoes or cologne of any other political candidates in the history of your lives no has has that existed no no okay now you know some ...

... u don't know I don't believe that I don't believe that what do you mean you don't believe that I don't think my dentist has AIDS you don't know if they do but they might oh my God oh my God oh my God [ __ ] they're not gonna bleed with me yeah they're not gonna bleed in the Foxhole with us are they I mean that's that's the argument we're not Fox h ...

... ow I don't believe that I don't believe that what do you mean you don't believe that I don't think my dentist has AIDS you don't know if they do but they might oh my God oh my God oh my God [ __ ] they're not gonna bleed with me yeah they're not gonna bleed in the Foxhole with us are they I mean that's that's the argument we're not Fox holing it l ...

... believe that I don't believe that what do you mean you don't believe that I don't think my dentist has AIDS you don't know if they do but they might oh my God oh my God oh my God [ __ ] they're not gonna bleed with me yeah they're not gonna bleed in the Foxhole with us are they I mean that's that's the argument we're not Fox holing it like the ch ...

... people say oh that's okay and John Pierre is like now he did fight for our country and you know nobody's saying it's okay everybody laughing at him it's ridiculous uhhuh oh my God oh my God yeah that's who's running our country oh Lord all right well that was something of irant I agree with you when I saw this news that Joe Biden was claiming his ...

... oh that's okay and John Pierre is like now he did fight for our country and you know nobody's saying it's okay everybody laughing at him it's ridiculous uhhuh oh my God oh my God yeah that's who's running our country oh Lord all right well that was something of irant I agree with you when I saw this news that Joe Biden was claiming his relative w ...

... sage it's just kind of a series of uh scenes that show you like a helicopter crashed in the parking lot of a mall [ __ ] like that just these kind of like images of like oh my God wouldn't it be crazy if this happened in America well it will but there'll be sides I like that comic book one we're watching what's the name of it again I always forget ...

... take that lefties our next topic is or Mike we don't care we don't care about methan yeah H the next topic is Mike Johnson or his days in your hand uh cat scratch wounds oh my God put it back up we wrestle sometimes God damn he gets wound up those are teeth uh yeah two of those are those aren't claws those are teeth that's correct um are Mike John ...

... and we were all like wait what and now I see he pushed that bill through 92 a billion what the 95 95 almost a 100 yeah and my God nothing in there b our border and that oh my God they can't put everything in there it was supposed to just be a spending Bill to send Aid to the why why aren you why didn't he have vote on each one separately yeah why ...

... ing it what my thinking was okay they uh stole it from us this was rigged uh but we have class and Biden can't [ __ ] it up that much in four years look what he has done oh my God if I would have known now what happened the three and a half years ago when he when they stole it I would have done my Civil War back then and what was your Civil War be ...

... day yeah Chad I love you dad I love you dad I love you Bob I love you haly I love you hey and you know what uh what did I just my brain just farted working uh working oh oh my God dad's glucose monitor you put it in oh Lord he only looked at it in one day 300 times 300 and I got same amount of drones and missiles that AR ran I got those numbers ev ...

... Gamers Guild. I would love to. I'm a pro GM. Whoa. I'd love to run a oneshot for you. Have you as a guest character? Uh, one of my longest running players works at Alor. Oh my god. Or we can play commander. Either way, big fan of this conversation. >> I'd love to play Commander with you. Oh my gosh. >> This is my Phoenix deck. Good luck, [ __ ] [l ...

... what is it? It's going to be AOC versus JD Vance. >> Yeah, we're gonna have a female president. >> Annihilate him. >> You know, you know, Rubio's looking good to me. >> Oh my god. >> Mundane expectations. All they have to do is play the clips where he's like, "Donald Trump is a piece of [ __ ] and he should never be president to yes, Mr. Trump. C ...

... under 150. Now try to find a gu. >> Okay. Now, now, now who's being disrespectful? [laughter] >> Who's being disrespectful to [screaming] me? >> Now, who's being disres? Oh my god, you're creeping me. >> You want to disrespectful me? [laughter] >> Quit. What is wrong with you? My lord, >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? >> I'm taking my sleep gummy in a min ...

... . >> He never saw Bible word of God. older people his age did not see Bibles back then. They really didn't. That's why in his brain, >> how do I know? I can recite the, "Oh my God, I'm heartly sorry for having offended thee, and I detest for all my sins because of thous punishments, but most of all because I have offended thee, my God, who are all ...

... I remember that. Nowhere in my brain. >> It was just me and him to go see. >> My mine is uh I was a really chubby kid and I got a brand new dress for Christmas and um >> Oh my god. I remember >> I think mom mom washed it and it shrunk a little bit and I couldn't get it on so dad put the dress [laughter] on. >> Yeah. and was like walking around nan ...

... sibs. Then you and Chad do a lib sibs. They love you guys. >> We can't this week. You have to join me for the Wednesday episode. >> I thought Wednesday was lib sibs. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> We'll figure it out. Thank you everybody for joining us. We will have a wind midweek episode and we'll be back next Sunday as well. Thank you very much.

... thing being one of those things, but those are few and far between. >> Clip Kong, thank you. Um, Toyota Boy Hatman, I too would like Chad to talk more about Pluribabus. Oh my god. Okay, here's the thing about Plurbus. The premise is amazing. I'm very into it. There's some strange overlap with >> what? >> Somebody's kitty passed away. I said I'm s ...

... othing bad ever happened on the plane? >> No. Why would anything bad happen on the plane? Cuz Jeffrey Epstein ran a giant child sex trafficking ring >> at the island. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my goodness. >> This is from Miss >> I don't know. Am I doing this right? >> Miss Admiral N >> 6319. >> Why are you so mean to your mom? [laughter] >> Trying to g ...

... ans person, like that's what it takes for them to empathize. As >> for I probably shouldn't say this [ __ ] You always get me saying stuff I shouldn't say. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Don't say it. Your father and I have given money, clothes, food to a person that is not does not have an illegal immigrant. >> Yes, we have. >> When I saw the bliste ...

... me? >> Your dad? My dad? Your dad? What? >> Your dad, mom? >> My dad's in heaven. What >> is he texting me? >> What's he asking if uh >> Roman >> Yeah. if he went on. >> Oh my god. >> Why? What does he do? Nothing. Just go. >> Nothing. Forget it. [laughter] >> Beth Waldner says, "Wait a minute. I'm still seeing some more uh donations are coming in ...

... bout >> I just play dumb. >> Yeah, >> you play dumb. Well, >> you're like, I don't know. I guess I'll have to read it. Mike Johnson, >> I do have to read stuff. I have I Oh my god, my mind is scientific. It's a lot like Chad's. We're both kind of the same. We were the same shoes. We didn't even know it. I have to read. I have to read, make judgmen ...

... . Now, she's resorting to dad's tactic of like, "No, [ __ ] you." No. Uh Charlie Fist says, "Dad love crushes obviously Mar." [laughter] That's mean. That is so mean. >> Oh my god. I want to know his silver crush so [ __ ] bad. And please, the number is going up still. Please. We appreciate the donation so much. >> Maybe we'll have we'll have dad' ...

... at what a friend. What a patriot to say, "Hey, you get down there. I'm on top of you." And he did take a bullet. He is going to be fine. But he did get shot in the back. Oh my god. Our children shouldn't have to be doing this. >> No [ __ ] >> Okay. I'm sorry I rolled you right into topic number one. There you go. >> All right. Before we get to top ...

... uh? >> Yes. Do you think I'm just making this up? >> Yes. >> You think I sat down and made these numbers up? >> Yes. >> Why would I do that? >> To make self look better. Oh my god. >> Do you you can't literally believe this. >> I'm literally believing it. >> Okay. 99.89% of school shootings are done by cisgender shooters. >> Over 95% of those are ...

... to have babies. They're going to live happily ever after. And I hope that they have a lot of years going forward and a lot of love. >> Great. Dad, what do you think? >> Oh my god, he's a child. Haley, what do you think? >> I am a Swifty. I love Taylor's music. I >> Yeah, we know that. >> It's hard to reconcile that she's a billionaire. I will adm ...

... lted to her her highest level of fame during this period where she is woven into the NFL where she gets free TV time every Sunday when she goes to one of these games and oh my god, here they are in this photo op and blah blah blah. I'm not saying she wasn't famous before this. Obviously, she was a giant famous musician. But there's something about ...

... . >> Do you think there will be any repercussion globally uh for this? >> I have I don't know. I Here we go. I don't know. >> Zero cowards ain't got enough ball sack. >> Oh my god. >> All right, let's move on. Our next topic is the CDC. Bye-bye. This week, Trump fired the CDC director, Susan Manares, less than a month after he nominated her for th ...

... g you a Christmas present, you now have to pay a tariff on that, >> right? >> No, I don't. I don't have to pay [ __ ] >> We don't accept >> I I won't accept the gift. >> Oh my god. Do you think the average Trump voter voted for this to not be able to get packages from other countries? >> Yes. No. >> Dad, do you think literally that that's what you ...

... lieve it if it's in the New Yorker. If you can write an article and get it in the New Yorker, >> I've seen enough of you >> of me or the New Yorker. >> Both. >> Okay. >> Oh my god. Because you quote them, you quote them as fact that makes you just as [ __ ] stupid. >> There there is a little bit of a rift in your belief systems here between you tw ...

... > We already did one of those. Dad, what book are you reading? >> On animals. >> Dad doesn't read books because most of them are put out by bullshitters like you. >> Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. You have a book. You know you do. The one that Chad gave you. >> You got Dionetics. I know. You got a copy of that. >> I bought you a Trump Bible. Dad, you'r ...

... y did one of those. Dad, what book are you reading? >> On animals. >> Dad doesn't read books because most of them are put out by bullshitters like you. >> Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. You have a book. You know you do. The one that Chad gave you. >> You got Dionetics. I know. You got a copy of that. >> I bought you a Trump Bible. Dad, you're not readi ...

... Oh. Oh, wow. >> Llama, I'm on it. >> Mastadon. >> I'm not on it. N. >> Yeah. >> N. >> This ain't even funny this time. An >> That's why I didn't want to do it. >> N. >> Oh my god. We're calling this. This is >> No, we're not. We're finishing. I'm not a quitter. An >> would be >> I don't know. Uh, N. What's an animal that's an N? >> Where's my fri ...

... spent five minutes on this. >> We're moving on. >> I'm sorry. >> Uh >> I'm sorry. >> It was a thought. Ain't any waste more of a waste of time on some of your topics. >> Oh my god. >> Our next topic is Trump versus numbers. This week some numbers came out that Trump didn't like at all. US wholesale inflation jumped sharply in July with a 0.9% mont ...

... e're living in different worlds. Um, >> won the troll war. >> [ __ ] couldn't let dog catch it. >> All right. Haley, do you think he won the troll war? >> Yeah, 100%. >> Oh my god. The state of California doesn't even like him. Haley or Chad? >> Okay. Okay. >> What's What does that mean? The state of California. Am I part of that? Yes, you are. >> ...

... are kind of oneoff news pieces, pop culture pieces that she likes to highlight each week. So, Mom, what do you got for us this week? Yeah. Diddy, Diddy this, Diddy that. Oh my god. Let me find it. Oh, just just tell everybody this was torture getting this all set up. Our camera. Yeah, we just spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out why your ca ...

... pres to being our president. Yeah. And I said to dad on the TV, "Isn't that my Orcus?" I said, "What is he doing in Panama in the jungle?" I was like, "Kitty, get out." Oh my god. I was like, I couldn't believe it. What's he doing in the jungle? So, I get this clip that said he was in Panama's jungle. He was also in Colombia. He was also in Costa ...

... he necessary conversation [email protected] in a one minute or shorter video format. Bless you, God. What was that? Canada is nothing but a waste of skin. Okay. Um, quit it. Oh my god. God. Let me ask you this, Dad. Are there any states in the United States that you think are wastes of skin? Yeah. California. California. I'm a Californian. I'm a waste ...

... . I pulled some things off of another page called the white house.gov gov page in regards to half of your face once again is out of the the view of anyone watching this. Oh my god. In regard to like uh businesses and development in the United States now Kimberly Clark announced $2 billion dollar of investments in the US uh into new manufacturing s ...

... en nope [ __ ] it. Never made and that was also weren't you you were supposed to be paid 500,000 too after it got made. Yeah. Yeah. The money up front you're always like oh my god this is crazy. then they never make it and you're like, "So, I just never get that money." I guess that's how that works. What about your first book being published? Yea ...

... an suffering. No, it's not. Why do you enjoy it? I just told you why. You didn't. If they're Chinese or Indians, I'm all for it. There's too many of the [ __ ] on Earth. Oh my god. Think about this. Think about that time in your life when you couldn't afford everything you needed. When you had to choose diapers, formula, our population. Imagine th ...

... e of 70 years old I know I have fewer years to live ahead of me than that is behind me I don't know about that 140 what you can make it to 140 oh yeah right notification oh my God so dad's talking to Alexa God damn it I'm not even looking at you um he's talking to [ __ ] Alexa during my big segment yeah and he did forget my birthday we talked abou ...

... ing rude to your mother I asked you not to say that well I've asked you to use people's pronouns and I asked you not to call K haris horse face yet you did it every time oh my God go back and listen to the podcast go back and listen to the podcast you go back and listen to podcast where people think that you are El musk is a piece of [ __ ] dad an ...

... ency and he's ignoring it ignoring it what does that have to do with me or you or Haley that is between them two and this guy is running the [ __ ] country country he is oh my God and you're constantly talking about how kids need to be protected he's not even protecting his own kid he's not running the country doing things for president Trump he's ...

... f the Senators and congressmen that start out like at 110,000 and then by okay all right yeah and guess what rich people they don't care about more money that's what you oh my God that's all they about that's all they care about oh my God they don't care about you that's why you're about to get a [ __ ] reality check in a year when you're healthar ...

... 00 and then by okay all right yeah and guess what rich people they don't care about more money that's what you oh my God that's all they about that's all they care about oh my God they don't care about you that's why you're about to get a [ __ ] reality check in a year when you're healthare I should not brought it up this week you sent me a video ...

... I love everybody and Max but you guys are the fools god well we will see you all next week hey you guys you guys need to watch Civil War my God I can't get it on my hand oh my God my old mom and dad you got you guys need to watch Civil War get it on you all right bye guys bye bye see you next week everybody byebye

... for her she won't be on the ballot okay um so and and and say she with I said all people from Maine are idiots I stand by that 100% if you live in Maine you're an idiot oh my god oh my god well there you have it I'm actually super surprised that neither of you would tamper with the votes what if you thought that it had already been tampered with ...

... he won't be on the ballot okay um so and and and say she with I said all people from Maine are idiots I stand by that 100% if you live in Maine you're an idiot oh my god oh my god well there you have it I'm actually super surprised that neither of you would tamper with the votes what if you thought that it had already been tampered with by the Dem ...

... Harris instead of Joe Biden some not face Harris some notable keynote speakers over right camel face Harris include Biden and Hillary Clinton on Monday Obama on Tuesday oh my God what a showcase Bill Clinton and Tim wals on Wednesday and KL Harris herself on Thursday it's not yet my God Harris on Thursday it's not yet know face any special celebr ...

... 's not yet know face any special celebrity yes will be camel face but it could be names like Beyonce and some people are even saying Taylor Swift might show up at this D oh my God that'll sell it the RNC celebrity guests included UFC president Dana White pro wrestler Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock Mom and Dad are you going to watch the DNC any of it yes ...

... cut me all the way to the Bone and into the bone he has butterflies on he has butterflies yeah did you get a BBL while they were in there what's that Brazilian buttlift oh my God no he needed it all right well look I'm glad to to see that you're back on the and that you can get around and stuff that was obviously a scary moment for the entire fam ...

... hat looked a little bigger what are you talking about scrotum your balls ball H and he told me he told us yesterday or Friday that some people's get as big as their head oh my God not okay okay ours didn't ours ours didn't communal SC okay he's said the doctor his name is Dr dimples I love him he said you Googled that I go yes I did he goes well t ...

... last time you came to La okay 15 years ago I if I lived in La I'd go out and see it I'm not I have nothing to go to LA or New York for other than to drop a few dumbasses oh my God I mean I live here your son lives on the same all those stores are [ __ ] boarded up and the people are gone okay as far as your little buddy goes here oh there were swa ...

... at he said he would sit down and negotiate and make isn't this just like professional flip-flopping I mean the reason we're in this mess is because of Donald Trump Biden oh my God is Donald Trump is why women can't get abortions now tell me how how this has to do with Trump what mess we're in he appointed three Supreme Court Justices all of whom a ...

... your president I don't [ __ ] want either of them but I have to vote for [ __ ] someone and Donald Trump historically has [ __ ] us over sir my vote lies with Joe Biden oh my God you're stupid Haley I'm sorry I am so sorry that man doesn't have a brain in his in his body neither does Donald Trump yes he does Susan Rice who's actually running the ...

... ally feel in my heart I really feel that Trump never put our country in danger with security uh Biden oh hell yes uh with Biden we're all in trouble right now the Border oh my God our country our country last year yeah you're not you won't be doing this podcast trust me I do feel our country against the law has gone down the [ __ ] with Biden with ...

... he Mexican Government invite this guy to come to an open Congressional hearing and present this [ __ ] they knew what he was doing it wasn't like a surprise to them like oh my God we just invited this guy and he showed up with these [ __ ] weird body things they knew he was going to do this and uh they allowed it they facilitated it so why do you ...

... Holocaust okay Lock and Load so get ready to shoot oh god there it was Lock and Load and come to our house because we do have the safe room did he say a racial slur yeah oh my God I love you crad I love you Haley I love you Bob oh Lord okay all right well that's the interesting learn to not trust Chinese okay if you would like to send another ques ...

... action it's not right how about um and again for the hundreds time white supremacy is not an idea it means it's a fact quit yelling and Bill Clinton made the phone call oh my God Chad Hunter buying you again based reality that's the problem here let me ask you this question let me ask you one more question on this topic then we have to move on no ...

... ids to kind of like spend four years gonna make the Gap wider all right let's move on you know what you're depicting right here black service blacks are going to give up oh my God all right let's now move on to topic number two we are talking about Trump's incestuous fantasies an excerpt from former White House advisor miles Taylor's forthcoming b ...

... ling to bend backwards to rationalize your your pre-made kind of perception a long time ago you guys about [ __ ] a brick when he said the word [ __ ] you guys were like oh my God oh my God that's gonna bring him down oh my God it wasn't that he said the word [ __ ] it was that he said he was gonna grab yeah he said he did he bragged it actually i ...

... nd backwards to rationalize your your pre-made kind of perception a long time ago you guys about [ __ ] a brick when he said the word [ __ ] you guys were like oh my God oh my God that's gonna bring him down oh my God it wasn't that he said the word [ __ ] it was that he said he was gonna grab yeah he said he did he bragged it actually insulted so ...

... pre-made kind of perception a long time ago you guys about [ __ ] a brick when he said the word [ __ ] you guys were like oh my God oh my God that's gonna bring him down oh my God it wasn't that he said the word [ __ ] it was that he said he was gonna grab yeah he said he did he bragged it actually insulted someone and you just brush it under the ...

... member you ever telling me that story until we were on this podcast so we were shocked we were like what all right so you do then support incest and potential pedophilia oh my God yes you do yes you do yeah yeah it doesn't matter and we don't believe any of your [ __ ] okay you just said it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if you raped women if he ...

... est and and do my due diligence. Uh but no, I don't want to be a politician. >> Hang on a minute. Let's just paint this theoretical scenario. AOC comes into your bakery. Oh my god, this is amazing. You guys become best friends and she and you become like a Joe the plumber or what was that? Do you remember that guy? Joe the I think it was Joe the p ...

... hey've already used the They've already used the missiles. They just haven't put the warheads on them. >> So then that wouldn't be a nuclear weapon. >> Yes, it would. >> Oh my god. >> It's a nuclear missile that'll carry a nuclear payload. And they're just warming up. letting the world know. Here it comes, [ __ ] >> Okay. >> Why are you guys so pr ...

... d of base state of almost all human beings. >> What do you think the Somalians are doing in the United States? You are blind and stupid. >> Most people aren't thinking, "Oh my god, the United States an evil empire. We need to destroy it." Most people are not. They are never thinking that. So this idea that has been put in your head that everybody ...

... n. So, you're mad that Obama gave them $1.7 billion dollars, right? >> Yes. >> Okay. Trump letting them sell their oil made them >> $240 million. >> Nope. 15 billion. >> Oh my god. >> So quite a bit more than what you're claiming Obama gave >> now. We're going to get it all back Tuesday. >> Yeah. >> But why are you mad that Obama gave them 1.7 bil ...

... ark side of the moon. Do you think >> they're boomeranging? >> What do you think they'll see? >> Well, I asked dad yesterday. I said, "So, are they landing on the moon?" Oh my god. He yelled at me so much. She's I told you that. No. How many times? [laughter] I thought they were landing on the moon. They're not. They're boomeranging. I think it's ...

... t of friends that are of color. What color are we talking, by the way? >> Not white. >> all kinds of color friends, friends of different colors. Yellow, I have black. >> Oh my god. >> brown. White, I have brown. >> Shelby Andrews, Mary Lou, why do you think C and H don't listen to you and Bob? I have eyes and I can see them more often than not qui ...

... ome of them are liars in there, but not all of them. >> Which ones are not? >> I don't think you and Haley are liars. You just have a different thought process than you. Oh my god. He just yells, "No, they [ __ ] they aren't liars." >> Okay. Uh moving on. Dwayne 6040, Chad, did you get my email? It's DJDDDub and I said it will benefit in astral tr ...

... all. I'd disappear them all. >> No, do this game. Play this game. I want the answer. >> kiss nobody. >> No? >> marry nobody. >> You have to. It's a theoretical game. >> Oh my god. Okay. >> Which one of these men would you marry? >> Uh Rubio. >> Which one of these men would you have sex with? >> Ugh. None. >> You have to. >> No. >> It's going to b ...

... life. >> So, you choose Trump staying out of prison over having a great relationship with me and Haley? >> I guess so. >> [laughter] >> There you go. >> I would not. >> Oh my god. >> other way. >> Tremble 83, Mary Lou, you say you saw a video online of someone voting many times. Was that the Mom Donny election? If so, that's a viral hoax from sin ...

... Joaquin, Mary Lou, if you have to choose between still being in contact with Haley or supporting Trump, what would you choose? Might happen looking at her face today. >> Oh my god. I don't believe people can even say that to me. >> They just said it to you. It was just said to >> It's my children are first. Politics are way down the line. >> So, y ...

... > I thought I wished I could see what Chen Haley would look like when they're my age. >> You want to see it? I can teach you how. >> What? AI it >> astral projection. >> Oh my god. Maybe a >> I can teach you. >> Because I know I look like my mom. So I wonder if Haley's going to look like me. And I wonder if Chad will look like Bob. >> I communed w ...

... re were you looking? [laughter] Where were you looking? >> I got it written down because I was going to bring it to the next podcast. >> Bring it. >> I will bring it. >> Oh my god. All right. >> Okay. I have to go to bed. >> All right. Good night, Mom. Thank you. >> You can't. They literally are asking you questions. That's part of >> Start asking ...

... ral. >> Okay. >> Um, you know, so I was like, what the [ __ ] When did it shift? I 100% think it shifted. The minute that he started working for ultra rich white men. >> Oh my god. Yes. >> He was brainwashed at a very young age by the [ __ ] billionaires. By the very [ __ ] billionaires that he now defends. Bizarre. >> That was it. >> You're right ...

... n to the set. It'll be cool. You can like they shut down a whole [ __ ] mall to shoot this scene. >> And they show up and dad walks right up to me and goes, Mom's like, "Oh my god, this is crazy. I can't believe this." Cuz they built like a fake stage and [ __ ] for this little scene. It was cool. Uh and dad walks right up and goes, "Where can I m ...

... g to bring him into a a thrpple. >> They [laughter] were They were literally smitten with Hassan [ __ ] [snorts] >> And when they get that hat, like it's [ __ ] over. >> Oh my god. Antoine HR USA says, "What does Hassan Abi smell like?" I don't know. I didn't I detected no smells. [laughter] >> Yeah, smells like Z. >> Finn's bear 6781. Sorry if th ...

... television, specifically dating formats, The Bachelor, Love is Blind, etc., etc., Um, I'm putting out as as much, if not more content for that project, um, as I am here. Oh my god, this chat, it's so crazy. Uh, um, R Chanty says, "Hi, Chad. Wondering if your dad is as bad at giving gifts as my MAGAD." I don't know. I mean, maybe he g the gifts he ...

... they think to me is is like valuable. I wish that like videos like that existed where you get to see real MAGA attitudes about um a variety of things honestly. Um here. Oh my god. Ancestor Harriet says, "Get your dad an autograph photo [laughter] of Obama." Do I dare? Do I dare? My god, that would be all right. We'll see. Um John Fleming 7028. [s ...

... know, they they view it again in this kind of adversarial mode that's like if you're wrong, you lose. and they never want to lose, so they can never be wrong. Um, okay. Oh my god, this thing is just wild. It's going wild. Here's one from Doney, California 324. Hey, your mom is so weirdly afraid of immigrants in Somalia. Did she have a drama where ...

... ind of a gangster, but he's talking about P. It's It's insane. And it's like you're watching that and you're like, "This is how my parents are getting their [ __ ] news. Oh my god." Not that I trust most mainstream news anyway, but that shit's real bad. Um, okay. Let me scroll down here. Uh J rebounds J Browns I don't know how those I don't know w ...

... own. Um, don't be a sucker. All right, these are all good suggestions. Thank you everyone. See how much of it I can work into the show. Okay, let's see what we got here. Oh my god, the other chat is so deep. Um, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Here's Trippy. Oh, [ __ ] Jesus. Oh, Jesus Christ. Trippy Sahara says, "Your mom seemed really annoye ...

... expecting Marylu to start describing Trump when asked to describe God. I mean there was a piece of me that thought that might happen as well. I'm glad it didn't. But um oh my god no. Paul Cast says Chad definitely talk about your parents sex life if you watch today's episode. Uh, you saw that my dad was essentially protesting the show. He did not ...

... gh. There were parts of it where I was like, "Oh [ __ ] I'm seeing some things." But um uh the kind of group setting I think threw me off. It's not exactly right for me. Oh my god, there's so much. Everything's stacking up now. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. I'm gonna try to get to all this. This is from C D R. Do you think it's a sphere thing? Like the ...

... Dudy. It was a comedy podcast. My friend Will and I would show up and this entity Dudesy would tell us what to say and what to do. Um, and Dudesy one time made some uh, oh my god, there's too much happening. Dudesy made some um AI standup routines for In the Voice of Tom Brady and George Carlin and we got legal threats and stuff like this from it ...

... t. It's it's like a tonnage issue. You know, if every week we can get her to at least question one thing, I think maybe that pulls her back from the brink. I don't know. Oh my god, this is a great question. Uh, this is Laura Zagelmmeer 6209. Can we have an episode or segment about the previous predictions that have been made? Yes, I am coming up w ...

... 8. When you talk about dreams, you kind of imply that's really happening in some other reality. Does that mean Riley Reed is actually doing fun stuff with me? My dreams. Oh my god. I'm not sure who Riley Reed is, but I I'm sensing from the way you've written this this is perhaps a chemistry play tone. Um, no, it doesn't mean that, I don't think. H ...

... o to your local library and they don't have that book or any book that you want to read for that matter, all you have to do is ask them and they order it. Uh, [laughter] oh my god, it's Wolf23 says, "Hey, Chad. Um, oh, can I can I somehow put these messages on screen?" I'm so sorry. I don't know how to use this quite yet. I will get better at this ...

... this. Right now, I think it's just like a picture of me talking, but I'd love to be able to throw like comments up on screen. I will figure this out eventually. Um, but oh my god, it's Wolf 23 says, "First time in the live. Your videos are deliciously frustrating." That's my dad. Delicious as a cavity. Um, let's see. Oh, god damn. There's too muc ...

... of walking around on this earth is trying to figure out how to answer that question for yourself. And if that's an answer for you, enjoy. Um, hey, this is Andrew says, "Oh my god, it's going too fast. Do you ever worry that some of the things your dad are saying is actually too dangerous to put out there?" No, I don't because it's part of what th ...

... l Eater is probably number one. Hunter X Hunter is up there. Attack on Titan, of course. Uh Death Note, I don't know what number five is. I'll have to think about it. Um Oh my god, it's going way too fast. Brett Hart with an E. Interesting [laughter] says, "Hey, you brought up your thoughts on more spiritual aspects, sending energy via dreams, eve ...

... thought he was like a shitty businessman and my dad was like a big business guy or whatever. It's like I don't I don't [ __ ] know. I don't know. Um yes, Jim 3619 says, "Oh my god, a live. How awesome. This is just a test live. I'm just kind of seeing how this the software works and stuff." Uh, so I appreciate everybody in here indulging, helping ...

... at get translated into text that are I don't even know how I mean there are 500 words a piece. >> It's just 10 of them a day. It's like I'm going to the barn with shiny. Oh my god, I can't what's going on. It's it's wild. I read every word of them. >> But beyond those messages, you're also calling her and talking to her. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I I talk ...

... but his dad was and I was just like, "Oh, his dad's going to kick the [ __ ] out of us now. That's how that's going to go." And his dad was like, "What did you guys do? Oh my god, clean this up. I'll go to the store and get a new one and we'll have this fixed before your mom gets home. And I was just like, huh? >> Yeah. >> What? And that was my f ...

... ur kids are reading and take out any book they want from the library in your schools. you know, no DEI [ __ ] >> So, >> like that library thing to me when they're like, "Oh my god, they're banning these books in schools." I'm like, "There's the internet. Who gives a fuck?" There's like a little bit of a stupidity about these what I perceive to be ...

... h, I agree. I agree. And I even like we'll sit here, you know, cuz one of my kids is a Swifty and and you know, we wait for the drop. We watch the countdown. It's like, "Oh my god, what is she going to do? There's a lock. It's orange. Oh my god." And like we're just sitting there and then she drops the album and my kid's like, "Should I should I p ...

... z one of my kids is a Swifty and and you know, we wait for the drop. We watch the countdown. It's like, "Oh my god, what is she going to do? There's a lock. It's orange. Oh my god." And like we're just sitting there and then she drops the album and my kid's like, "Should I should I pre-order?" I'm like, "Yeah, [ __ ] yeah. Get the album." So she'l ...

... lose to a nuclear missile. I think they did move whatever important stuff they had already developed is somewhere else. I think they blew up three empty buildings. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. Well, let's remember how we got here, Mr. Chad and Miss Haley. Um Clinton, Hillary supplied Iran with their their uranium to enrich all their nukes. Number one. N ...

... y Why are you so afraid to claim him as MAGA? Don't you think what he did was a heroic act? Well, people just No, it just shows. Dad does. Dad likes that. No, I love it. Oh my god. So then why not claim him as MAGA? I would, but he's not. Wow. Can't claim him to be something he's not. And mom, you don't think he is either? No, I think he's a Democ ...

... if it's for our freedom. Yet, when Ashley Babbot gets shot, you say, "This is a travesty." That was literally defending lawmakers in the Capitol building. No, it wasn't. Oh my god. Every time he comes back to that. No, it wasn't. She She was standing there and got shot in the [ __ ] neck by some [ __ ] halfass cop who just wanted to be on TV. Okay ...

... you know they were asking like where are you guys from? And I really did not want to say but I was like uh the United States. And like three people in the boat were like oh my god you know I want to see California. Like I would love to go to New York. These are people from like all over the world not just Switzerland. But, uh, it was a little bit ...

... s later. This is a US citizen. Got released, didn't he? Got released. Yeah. Got released after a traumatic event. Who knows if they beat him up? Who knows what happened? Oh my god, they beat him up. Okay. Do you think uh Dad, that Trump voters in California who might need aid in this upcoming wildfire season, there are a lot of Trump voters here. ...

... l alive. So, I look at those clips. Now, you know, I don't believe that, but I'm still hoping. Anyway, I'm kind of late to this little party that I found on Tik Tok, but oh my god, Nenah Pool. Haley, have you ever heard this lady's name? I don't think so. Chad, have you? No. We know Dad hasn't. Okay. She's an influencer on a lot of different beaut ...

... ries of our mother or my children or memories of you being a mother? Oh, wow. Oh [ __ ] Hang on. Now I have to take a I have to take a small break to let my cat in. This Oh my god. Somebody's gonna give you hell for leaving the screen. Uh oh. I'm glad dad isn't watching this. Where did he go? I don't know who. Dad. Yeah. In the other room watching ...

... es? No. Today will experience the stitches. Yeah. He sliced his knee open on a can of corn, taking it out to the trash. He knelt down. Slice. He came in and I was like, "Oh my god." He goes, "It's nothing. It's nothing." How old were you? Like seventh grade, eighth grade? No, younger. I was maybe 10 or 11. We lived in Amarillo. Yeah. So, he had to ...

... Like this one has a contract with ICE. It's a billion dollars to detain people. But they put people in there that have committed crimes, Chad. They just need people off. Oh my god. You think everybody who's in a prison is correctly convicted of their crimes? No. Yes. No. Holy [ __ ] Well, we know that's exactly false. Plenty of people overturn the ...

... e made some progress here today. say that. Why would you think I love Donald Trump more than I love you two? That's insane. I think dad does. I think dad Trump does not. Oh my god. I mean, he constantly tells us that we're going to die and we're waste of skin. He doesn't say that about Trump. No, I can't believe you even said that. Please believe ...

... ted States is the best place to live. And in regard and even though our country right now is going through a lot of change because of President Trump, people are going, "Oh my god, oh my god, it will get better." And I still believe in our country. I still believe it's the best place to live. Um, it's not, you know, like, okay, Haley, when you wan ...

... is the best place to live. And in regard and even though our country right now is going through a lot of change because of President Trump, people are going, "Oh my god, oh my god, it will get better." And I still believe in our country. I still believe it's the best place to live. Um, it's not, you know, like, okay, Haley, when you want to go out ...

... zed. I just did. What? An abortion. I could get an abortion and not go to Name one country. Uh Switzerland, Scotland, [ __ ] Okay. Spain. [ __ ] Portugal. [ __ ] France. Oh my god. Stop. Stop. Stop. I just think that that the latest question was very good and I think everybody right now with everything being changed all the turmoil a little bit of ...

... said that. No, you the only person that chat allowed me to meet one time. What? That's not true. Yes, you did. I helped you become an extra in men, women, and children. Oh my god. Yeah. No. See, it goes down like this. Mom, someday when I make a movie, you will be in it. I'm going to make a movie called Bert Wondersstone. I said, I can't wait. I ...

... t. They're [ __ ] People are sick of this [ __ ] I stopped shopping when I saw the mannequins of little boys and girls dresses and stuff like that in there, which I did. Oh my god, that's not [ __ ] real. Oh, should I take in a picture for you? I guess. Hang on a minute. I want to get back to this Elon Musk thing. You guys think he's still good, s ...

... you put on it oh that's good this is as close as I can go for you okay now go up no one no one watching this on YouTube will see what I'm doing because it's a different oh my god well I noticed it's it's on your cheek under your eye up by lucky that it wasn't like your eye eye now you're getting it if it would have hit my eye that would have been ...

... our cheek under your eye up by lucky that it wasn't like your eye eye now you're getting it if it would have hit my eye that would have been I'm sure permanent blindness oh my God however it wasn't I did survive sometimes times you eat the gr sometimes the gr eats you let's begin this program this is the necessary conversation on the show my siste ...

... differently I love Luigi mangion I hope we get more of those actions I think it's the only thing that actually makes a difference I'm gonna write him a letter in prison oh my God okay well here's what he says if you're write a letter his first I am overwhelmed by and grateful for everyone who has written to me to share their stories and express t ...

... ine can ever be part of NATO and Russia gets everything okay that guy's a [ __ ] idiot period and no we love him dad and I just said we loved him but that's your opinion oh my God it's not just my opinion every [ __ ] Republican is saying this guy made the the nicest terms that they're using is he made a rookie mistake in giving away our negotiati ...

... t know if I do it's it's Selene Dion yeah oh I know that I know it to get to you I thought I did pretty good and that Harper in the background her little head I was like oh my God that was hilarious I didn't notice that until I zoomed in and looked at the clip yeah post all that to Instagram as well to the necessary conversation Instagram as reals ...

... show and tail today oh God okay [ __ ] the United States Constitution what's it say underneath that and other writings and other writings by who show them what this was oh my God it took me 30 minutes to get online and find it here white white for those just listening my mom is holding up a book that has an American flag on it and it says the Con ...

... lt and that we deserve what we get 100% you're mayor you're mayor all the people whose houses have you're getting what you [ __ ] voted for so just suck it up butter Cup oh my God okay so you have no sympathy for anybody who's lost their house their entire lives or the people who have died work okay well thank you very much I do that mayor she sho ...

... weird happening there Chad in California there may be I don't know put your head in the sand I want you to move I want you to move I I love Los Angeles I'll never leave oh my God my God let move on let's move on to our second topic this show is going to run a little bit long I have five topics I want to try to get to they're all important God uh ...

... and when he did go in there he was spouting stuff about Hillary Clinton yeah and the children and and um that she was underground sex slaves and all that and I was like oh my God he's lost his mind but guess what I do believe some of that stuff now so guess who is Epstein Island Donald Trump um I haven't seen it with his name on it have you have ...

... no that was a recorded phone call or a voice message he left for his then wife about how she should be thankful and give him a [ __ ] because he's made her life so easy oh my God yeah you don't remember those tapes no I don't oh Google that one um all right when dad comes back I do want to ask him about his kind of malicious joy in people's suffe ...

... told us like I can't wait to wear my hive sweatshirt to well that's not Poli though that's not it is here it is here um May maybe they'll get the piss speed out of them oh my God this says almost half of the US states prohibit anyone from wearing campaign apparel or buttons yeah to polling locations states with restrictions include Arkansas Calif ...

... h he said he would as president defund defund public schools that taught slavery yeah that taught history the history of slavery he said you know the hisy do you know it oh my God you know who starts slavery black people in Africa we've been through this what does that have to do with slavery in America why it shouldn't be taught in schools slaver ...

... know a real statistic like how many people in the world actually are queer in some capacity because I have to imagine it's it's got to be at least 50% of the population oh my God at least think so younger generation umbrella there is an umbrella you know that all of this [ __ ] falls under and there's there's when you say queer I mean that can me ...

... bout uh like outwardly saying Nord outwardly saying arser uh you know in in high school yeah wearing like MAA [ __ ] yes it exists it exists wearing MAA [ __ ] is so bad oh my God such um let me move on to our fourth and final topic here let's get to it quickly let Hur up Trump's too exhausted for interviews as K Harris is doing podcasts and going ...

... mily now Roman so Haley I love you Mom I love you dad I love you Roman I love you oh Mom I love you dad I love you Chad I love you Roman I love you yeah I love everybody oh my God Chad I love you and war's coming your way Haley I love you Bob be quiet so I can tell you I love you can you make him Wyatt her for Halloween this year love you since th ...

... xas at all or if they've written Texas off and they're not coming there but there's a nonzero chance she winds up in your store at some point yeah we'll see I don't know oh my God uh do you have any because now you've kind of had these brushes with the political world through your baking do you have any aspirations to become part of Texas politics ...

... uh do you have any because now you've kind of had these brushes with the political world through your baking do you have any aspirations to become part of Texas politics oh my God uh that's a yes I can tell that's a yes you're not saying no immediately you're going to run for you know I have I have thought about running for mayor Flower Mound befo ...

... mafia and could easily have anyone killed why why would he want to kill an ex-wife cuz she knows the secrets what are the secrets whatever [ __ ] shady [ __ ] he's doing oh my God You' you've got all the [ __ ] coming out about P Diddy now right I do believe Obama drowned the shf I believe the chapaqua stuff where the people drowned I believe our ...

... I believe the chapaqua stuff where the people drowned I believe our government's behind all that [ __ ] so then why not have Donald Trump behind killing one of his wives oh my God nope don't believe that one okay because he doesn't control the um I want to say the police the doj like the Democrats did yeah okay that Clinton all their people they'v ...

... kind of car we don't like that kind of car but we like him why don't you like that kind of car you know why I could see I could see Dad in a cyber truck one of those new oh my God please get Dad cyber truck I say those you gotta plug them in we could customize it get it purple for like K State a purple cyber truck please with a big Power cat on th ...

... ratic primary is it still there it is where the villages are located now if you're familiar with the villages no Mom and Dad you have to turn your TV off oh oh I'm sorry oh my God that's every week we got excited we have a guest so you turn the in the meantime The Villages are that is the largest retirement community in America located in Central ...

... people tips you the White House yeah I mean he merged into it a little bit so yes yeah thinkal skirting around it he was skirting around it but he was paying for a vote oh my God you have got my question my question would be and I I did not see the clip we we've been preparing for I I helped five people who were here on vacation uh evacuate cesta ...

... know what he's your head I mean my head is basically shaved I don't know what you're talking about yeah but it's getting thicker okay what I did read about that the lady oh my God I think it's climate thanks for the compliment I haven't been told that I had thickening hair in a long time you're you've turned into a real hippie it looks like I can ...

... of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania the PO population of uh North Las Vegas are in our country and lost where are they to the borders La failure and why do she ever wear a dress oh my God she wants to look like why does Camala Harris never wear a dress because she doesn't want to [ __ ] matter what are you talking because she doesn't want anybody to think ...

... d there's one more thing we never got to and I know save it for next week but that un they just adopted that pack what the hell did you guys not see this I didn't see it oh my god oh it's the thing you sent to me sorry I didn't read it I was put stff we'll talk about it next week the UN we should have gotten to the UN I know that's a a hot button ...

... about that Olympic opening ceremony, huh? Wait, I'm sure we're going to talk about that in a minute, but even see it. I don't even know what YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. WHAT? Oh my god. out of your [ __ ] mind? I don't watch the Olympics. Uh I don't either, but I'm on social media. Holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] opening for the Olympics was bonkers. Like just ...

... here are so many like Christians are angry at the Olympics ceremony. That's why I don't understand. You haven't seen it? It's all over YouTube. And the opening ceremony. Oh my god. And they're mad because what? They have the drag queens come out and they have drag queens come out and they all sat at like this table to uh They were articulating a p ...

... e next 10 20 years. Guess what? We're not the only one. Exactly. But do you see Can you see the parallels between this and the Holocaust? Oh god damn. the parallels? No. Oh my god. Did you hear what she said, Mom? She's going to see using You'll see Holocaust when drops the bomb on us. or China using fear and propaganda to make the masses go along ...

... 't think it was worse then? The Sonic thing was just a stupid example I brought up and I'm getting nailed to the cross for that. What it is is inflation, grocery stores. Oh my God. I'm not saying that that's a food is sky high. If you if you wanted to buy your first time home right now right here in this state you need cash in hand. Sure. There's ...

... what are they talking about? It's all come to light. It really has. It's the good you you do not possibly believe in God and Satan. That's not real. I don't believe you. Oh my God. You think Satan is living among us? Yes, I believe in God Haley and if you believe in God you have to believe in the devil. I pray every [ __ ] night for both of you. I ...

... g look at your toes going that was one I liked it a lot I loved when he ripped his shirt open and underneath was a trump bance now was that corny yeah was Kid Rock corny oh my God I didn't Kid Rock was ridiculous then they'd pan it out to the white people the old white people out there trying to Jive to Kid Rock no that was ridiculous but um you k ...

... t's been kind of a big rallying point over the course of this week is that Republicans are coming out and saying if you even make a joke about right like Jack Black's uh oh my God partner in Tenacious D gas made a joke about it on stage he Jack Black brought out a birthday cake for him and said what's your wish and His Wish was that he didn't miss ...

... ople hasn't he hasn't who hasn't JD Vance JD Vance he's doing all of this for political game yeah he's like any other political snake he's like another Mike Pence my God oh my God watch the the minute like if Trump does something terrible and you know and it's all over the news he will be the first to turn coat [ __ ] Trump good no doubt see if yo ...

... s I love Los Angeles with all the homeless people strung out all over all the druggies yeah it's got its problems I'm not I'm not saying it's perfect in LA but I like la oh my God you're crazy Chad you're crazy and and that also doesn't matter you're like look at your state Gavin Nome is not a convicted rapist he is not a convicted felon is not ly ...

... m not voting this is a it's a nowin situation are you trying to say if they come up with someone different for a democratic nominee that you don't think will win correct oh my God okay right that one there are more democratic and Democratic leaning voters in the country than there are Republicans no there aren't yes there are that's why Democrats ...

... to pick a [ __ ] side dude nope not gonna have to pick a side all right why don't you just sit by dad can you just sit by dad no it's I'm done tell I'm Mas something go oh my God Jesus Christ all right well this will be a fun one mom you told me that before we began this week you had a little rant or a little thing you wanted to talk about please ...

... know that so my little rant that I put online turned out to be like two minutes and 30 some seconds it was a long video I I kind of forgot to do it so when I remembered oh my God I better do that or Chad's going to be mad at me I had on my robe my pink robe you post that video like I said I had had on my pink robe and I was like almost ready to g ...

... wat him like you mean it and he and I I went out in the hallway I was crying I said I don't want to swat a kid he said you have to do this Marilu so I remember this like oh my God and guess what what I did it just like a tennis backand swatted his ass three times and that little [ __ ] never did that to me again and you use the backand technique n ...

... doing just fine when Donald Trump was President we were not okay this part of this is that aftermath like it's it's reverberations of Donald Trump being president in 201 oh my God go on The View to disagree during Trump's administation I'm GNA give you a very objective uh event that he failed at the covid pandemic we had the highest death to in th ...

... ble to for president that's a fair price okay yeah do you think if you've been found guilty of sexual assault you should be able to run for president mom no no no but he oh my god he has been found guilty no he doesn't even know the woman that's what okay but whether he knows or not that out let's look at the objective truth we can debate whether ...

... d email it to the necessary conversation at gmail.com and I go through all of them are You Ready for today's question yes this for Bob and Mary Lou from some in New York oh my God Hi culton family my name is Sarah I am 37 and I am from Maryland and my question is for all of you and it is regarding the No Labels movement um as the 2024 presidential ...

... produced Walt Disney no it's not a Disney movie Hy's mic's weird I might take a look at it I won't watch anything what's the name of it Chan wonka wonka Willy Wonka yes oh my God it's timy shimy I know Willl Wonka uh watched ironclaw the iron claw no what do you think of that B minus oh my God Conrad has brothers and at the end like him and Willo ...

... hat's the name of it Chan wonka wonka Willy Wonka yes oh my God it's timy shimy I know Willl Wonka uh watched ironclaw the iron claw no what do you think of that B minus oh my God Conrad has brothers and at the end like him and Willow were crying like babies wow crying why so sad story it's very dark why it's about the V family a bunch of pro wres ...

... t that particular dictator for as long as it takes to clean up that [ __ ] [ __ ] hole called DC I want to vote for the man that's going to close our border for starters oh my God what a mess that is is and it's insane it's insane do you guys see on on like different clips and TV how bad that border is yeah it's one of Biden failures I think how m ...

... at do you want to comment on Nikki Haley's thing he do want to comment all right was the Civil War about slavery mom yes she cooked her own Goose she cooked her own well oh my God he's yelling just a minute just a minute if you're listen to me if you're gonna talk you're gonna do it right quit yelling quit yelling the Civil War was not started bec ...

... three he was not against pu you just think he was no he wasn't against any of these guys he's complimenting them all he said smart shut up you ask me I'm gonna tell you oh my God it doesn't matter how many of these [ __ ] there are war will be over a month after he's done being president now wait a minute oh no no no no we're not done with this [ ...

... __ ] puss to fight back we will run you over like [ __ ] cockroaches okay there you go but who's we but who's we like you and Military and Trump here's what I do believe oh my God right now your military is run by another what big fat black dumass named Austin you're done leave okay do you believe that this is how democracy is supposed to work who ...

... that saying we're not going to cover this yes yes responsibility he said they never have responsibility because they you know yeah yeah talk okay when he brought that up oh my God how about the journalists that are over there in Israel now in the Gaza that supposedly knew about everything and have pictures right there do you know what I'm talking ...

... die you either go to heaven or hell I'm gonna three million babies okay all right do you think Dad will go to heaven yes I do even though he is down for murdering babies oh my God has he murdered a baby no no but he ideologically supports it yeah I believe like you legitimately believe you really believe Muslims The Ten Commandments don't you have ...

... out there hey I'll throw this out I'm getting mad [Music] now no I am I believe in God you can't tell me different no you're going to talk I'm not going to get over here oh my God Jesus Christ here we go all right here's where you're missing the boat yeah yeah chrans that want to commit genocide against Muslims are 100% okay with the Christian rel ...

... ay and if they try to take his name yeah it's already sticking people are going to jail for it he he's not going to jail and if they try to take his name off any ballots oh my God we're gonna get to that we're gonna get to that okay uh that is in fact our very next topic let's move on to it now Will trump be eliminated from the ballot in Colorado ...

... me coming out of that Mom is not gonna relay what you're saying back to us just say what you got to say just be next to the microphone yourself that's what I got to say oh my God he's done he's done with the episode I'm done with him he's done all right let's move on we're gonna simmer down a little bit with some sad news in the pop culture world ...

... g away with it that's what he said well when you use it as birth control I'd put them in jail then if they're aborting if yes no yes do do that yes they eff and do Haley oh my God my God oh my God Mom do you know anybody who has ever had an abortion yes yes okay and you believe that person should be in jail yes I said no to jail no I'm I was talki ...

... at's what he said well when you use it as birth control I'd put them in jail then if they're aborting if yes no yes do do that yes they eff and do Haley oh my God my God oh my God Mom do you know anybody who has ever had an abortion yes yes okay and you believe that person should be in jail yes I said no to jail no I'm I was talking to Dad yes oka ...

... es interesting I don't know who this person is but uh that's interesting are they is this a family perhaps a friend what is this a friend or a family member or something oh my god really no it's an acquaint it's an enemy it's it's an acquaintance from a long time ago okay uh very vague okay so that's interesting let me ask you this question dad do ...

... omething like that, 97. Paul Verhoeven, of course, directed the what was then Casper Van Dien and a a young um Why can't I remember her name? Charlie Sheen's first wife. Oh my god, what was her goddamn name? Or not first wife. Third wife or something? Uh Denise Richards, second wife, sorry. Um Yeah. I love that movie. I don't know that they would ...

... n they threw it in the trash. But those actors played us. Um I don't know. I thought they did a good job. Two ICs one palm YYC didn't Bob already do drag? Haley's dress. Oh my god he did I mean I don't know if you consider that drag exactly. He didn't put on any makeup or anything. He didn't do his hair. But yes, he was wearing my sister's dress a ...

... erson. Bro, you get my humor. Love. Indeed. You must get mine as well. Love right back to you. Rocket Bear Oh, okay, we've hit the super chat um limit. Hang on a minute. Oh my god. I have to turn these off. Bear with me. Please bear with me. And please bear with me. Just one moment. And then please bear with me. How do I do this? I've forgotten ho ...

... our final question. Shmee202, someone in the chat said your dad's drag name would definitely be Whoopi Panou. That's his That is 100% it. His drag name is Whoopi Panou. Oh my [ __ ] god. That's so [ __ ] funny. >> [laughter] >> Thank you very much, everybody, for joining me tonight. Sorry, I'm I'm holding it down so low here. Hopefully next week uh my m ...

... oping and begging that like Obama would just mention the word LGBT in his speech. Just say the word. >> And that was like >> it was like you know I remember feeling like oh my god he said and like feeling like we won. >> Yeah. Well, he was he was the first president to ever mention uh transgender people. Period. >> Period. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, th ...

... ple who are homosexual but aren't counted in the numbers of >> I have to excuse myself real quick. I apologize. I've got to excuse myself real quick. I'll be right back. Oh my god. >> Is dad screaming out there? >> Yes. Just a minute. I'm so sorry. I'll be right back. >> When you come back, mom, I have a question for you. Um, yeah. No, that's that ...

... ible for some type of blocker that would allow them to not develop breasts, which is the same thing that we would have given to the 12-year-old who wasn't >> right back. Oh my god. Oh. >> Oh god. Our dad. Okay. I'm sorry. >> Yelling at her from the background. Um I'm yelling. >> Well, while while she's gone, I have a question for you, Peppermint. ...

... irl? Come on, girl. That ain't right. >> No, >> you know that ain't right, girl. You know you can't do that, girl. >> Yes, I just did it. Yes, I just did it. >> Well, >> oh my god. >> Okay. Okay. But I >> Caroline Levette also before the dinner said, "Trump's gonna have a lot of shots come out of this. He's gonna have to >> What do you think about ...

... ou judge people, Haley? You shouldn't judge people who believe in God and their religion. So, quit judging me, Missy. >> You're not religious. You're not a Christian. >> Oh my god. >> All right, let's move on. Mom's getting flustered. Our third topic, we are making America healthy again. This is some wild [ __ ] I can't even believe what I'm heari ...

... pope. The Pope has his own garb >> just due to the fact that they've been fighting. And that's what Dad, isn't that what you thought? >> He's asleep. >> Jesus Christ. >> Oh my god. He just chimes in. The Pope's going to hell and I'm going to sleep. >> I literally just Googled >> I just Googled Jesus. Okay. >> And the third image that pops up is th ...

... He's listening to the party in the backyard. >> You want to go out there and party with them. You should show up. >> This is my party now. Whoop. >> Um >> Pakistanis. >> Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. The listen the the metrics by which you guys are measuring a win in this war keep changing. >> It was first regime change then getting rid of their nuc ...

... the party in the backyard. >> You want to go out there and party with them. You should show up. >> This is my party now. Whoop. >> Um >> Pakistanis. >> Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. The listen the the metrics by which you guys are measuring a win in this war keep changing. >> It was first regime change then getting rid of their nuclear missiles the ...

... Mercy One, "Never know what to expect on the Necessary Conversation. Last week, Grandma's glamour shots. Now Mary Lou's cyberstalks Mr. [ __ ] while Bob >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. While Bob gets an Ozempic blowup to win her back. >> [laughter] >> But it is [ __ ] insane that they both love Hasan [ __ ] Yeah. But like what the [ __ ] No [ __ ] The ...

... here must be an enemy that you are always attacking or afraid of or whatever. Right. And so they just pick a group and they say, "Here's who it is." And then it's like, "Oh my god, we need to kill them, get rid of them." Whatever the the thing may be. And that's like one of the kind of most effective ways that MAGA governs their kind of rabid fanb ...

... No. It's Don Yelavilas 3830. [snorts] Maybe I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Did you guys see D.L. Hughley mention the show in his latest podcast? Also a big fan of the show. Oh my god. I saw he he DM'd me some a long ass time ago and was like, "Love what you guys are doing." And I DM'd him back and said I've been loving what you've been doing for a lo ...

... ing down the street and we were like, "Oh, it was like a star sighting unlike I have ever had." I was like, "Holy [ __ ] that's the guy from [ __ ] Love on the Spectrum. Oh my god." I know. I look for them in Boston, too, when I'm there. I'm always looking on the T for the purple princess. I do a pretty good impersonation of Connor and of the guy ...

... watch it? Hell to the no. Why? I just can't. Ryan Gosling talking to a cute little rock baby. I I just can't do it. It's so dumb. The the promo for it where he's like, "Oh my god, my cute little rock. You're the You're the crazy one. No, you're the crazy one." Like, I can't. I just can't. That's not for me. Mhm. Okay. Are you going to see it or d ...

... . >> [laughter] >> That's what it felt like, you know? Yes. >> Um yes. And they don't they have Christian Bale and they're they're talking like they're from the '20s and oh my god. Aren't they doing [ __ ] like that? >> Like transatlantic. I don't know. I uh yeah. It didn't look good. D Mooney California 324 Mary Lou calling for absolute genocide ...

... lot better. I agree. >> I really do. I want to do an episode with him high. I think it would be [ __ ] hilarious and I'm so curious to know what dad would be like high. Oh my god. Um Oh, this next one, I don't know if you're going to take this as a compliment or not. >> [clears throat] >> King Cairo and Laser Haley, you look like nanny. Got that ...

... oes she turn? Is it just like, "Well, I can't vote for Trump anymore, but I agree with all these policies and genocide's great." Or does she become a full-fledged like, "Oh my god, I was brainwashed. He's a total piece of [ __ ] I can't believe that I was hoodwinked." And now hates him. If that's the case, I don't how do they [ __ ] cohabitate? I ...

... s of the people in Venezuela? They are dancing in the street. Those videos are from >> is now Those videos Those videos have already been debunked. They are not correct. Oh my god. They have been. >> I'm sorry. Just put yourself >> from soccer celebrations. Put yourself in their shoes. Another [ __ ] president, a dictator from another country, bom ...

... how they [ __ ] got you cuz you guys are [ __ ] dumb as [ __ ] Let's move on. We have to We're half an hour into the show. We have to move on. >> you are dumb as [ __ ] Oh my god. >> You have completely closed your eyes to the [ __ ] that matters because you believe all their propaganda. YOU YOU CONSTANTLY call me and Chad stupid, [ __ ] and all ...

... 's license? >> nothing to do with voter ID. Has nothing to do with voter ID. This is mail-in ballots. Right. No more mail-in ballots. Do it in person. That's ridiculous. Oh my god. >> What if you can't get there in person? Tough [ __ ] >> you don't vote. Yeah, I don't like that. That's even for just not voter ID voters and elections. It's also for ...

... It's honestly too scary to think about. Like I woke up to the news of Venezuela and everything in me like both Conrad and I were having like anxiety attacks. And like >> Oh my god. >> a little dream about it. Yeah, I was like, is this is this the point where we cut and run? Yeah. Is it does this have to be political? Are we doing political What? J ...

... mp guy brought in more drugs than anybody in any of these. >> They did already. Okay. >> He's free now. >> Okay. >> What is your take on that? >> He's not Venezuelan. >> Oh my god. >> Okay. [laughter] >> But you can't >> But this is the war on drugs. >> I'm at war with Venezuela. Venezuela is 99% of every damn problem we got. >> I thought it was C ...

... hould be doing? >> It's one of their functions. >> Maybe. [laughter] >> No. You know, it's not one of their functions. You know that, right? >> It is. Now, [laughter] >> oh my god. >> Um, >> get him off the road. >> Do you think Cash Patel is doing a good job as the director of the FBI? >> I do. >> I do. >> No. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Okay. [laughter] ...

... jection by the grand jury is rare. Grand juries almost always approve ind you're not going to listen to what I'm saying. >> Yeah, I am. >> Yes. A potty. >> Go for it. >> Oh my god. >> What about our burning up machine? >> What about >> Okay, >> I'll hold it. >> Yeah, we can cut this a little early, I suppose. >> Oh, I love you. Our cameras are goi ...

... ght. >> Oh my gosh. You going to be able to get out? >> Yes. He needs help. >> Oh gosh. >> All right. Can you get there? >> Yeah. >> Don't trip over Chad's camera stuff. Oh my god. >> All right. So, why don't you think they're they indicted her? >> Well, they will. They're going to come after her a third time. It's already written. It's already sa ...

... e Epstein out of it. Okay, imagine this. Imagine you're watching a movie or something and there is the bad guy is running a child sex trafficking ring and they're like, "Oh my god, he's got to be getting help from somebody in the government. Who could it be?" Then they just find 20,000 emails where that bad guy is like, "This guy's worse than me. ...

... guy was [ __ ] children. This guy blew another guy." Wouldn't you think that guy is also a bad guy? He's like the secret plot twist in the end of the movie. It's like, "Oh my god, the good guy is actually the bad guy." Wouldn't you think that? >> Yes, I would. >> Okay, that's what's happening now. >> Democrats. Why haven't the Democrats thrown it ...

... ter] >> okay, >> I get [ __ ] on and you get the compliments [laughter] turn on vacation. >> Now the the golden child on you, Haley. I didn't [ __ ] on you. >> Uhhuh. >> Oh my god, now my brain again. I have to shout out to my cousin Jenna. She listens to us all the time. I love you. Okay, Wednesday. What I wanted to do, you said half with dad. Ma ...

... e so good. >> I saw Tears for Fears maybe like >> This has got to be close to 10 years ago. I saw Tears for Fears, but they were like 60s something and I was just like, "Oh my [ __ ] god. Holy [ __ ] They're they're [laughter] perfect. Not a note out of place." >> Unreal. That was the Eagles. I was like shocked. It was me and a bunch of 70 year olds. Me ...

... . >> I'm your dead enemy. >> Be nice. >> You're a communist. You are. >> Please stay and please be nice. >> I am not a communist. And I don't know why you think that. >> Oh my god. I'm in the middle. >> Tell him he's a communist and then I'll stay. >> I think Oh my god. >> What are you talking about? Why do you think I'm a communist? >> I'm starti ...

... lease be nice. >> I am not a communist. And I don't know why you think that. >> Oh my god. I'm in the middle. >> Tell him he's a communist and then I'll stay. >> I think Oh my god. >> What are you talking about? Why do you think I'm a communist? >> I'm starting to have >> Because you are. >> I think I'm starting to have a seizure. >> Okay. because ...

... or government bailout if these conditions continue. Dad, we can't fly anymore. It's all falling apart. Is this making America great again? >> Yes, I don't fly anyway. >> Oh my god. >> You don't walk. You don't really move. >> That's right. [laughter] >> Um that your your main thing is going to be once he starts hitting the chair companies, that's ...

... hts don't get delayed and everything and we all do wind up being back in Oklahoma in a couple of weeks, we're going to try and shoot a show in your living room. >> Okay. Oh my god. >> You need to make my studio a little better. Yeah. >> All right. >> This isn't our living room. >> This our studio. [laughter] >> I know. But we're going to have to f ...

... k club is that everyone in the book [laughter] club reads a book and then you all discuss the ideas in that book. >> Yeah. It won't be me. >> He doesn't like to read. >> Oh my god. >> I don't need that. >> Shocker. >> Yeah. And do you think that this is revealing of some kind of underlying problem with MAGA? >> No. >> That was your text to me that ...

... eceive SNAP are twice as fat as I am. >> Okay. >> You've said that already. >> Yeah. It'll do them it'll do them some damn good to go two or three weeks with nothing. >> Oh my god. >> Have you ever gone two weeks without eating? >> Oh, hell yes. >> When? >> High school. all the time. >> You would go with two weeks without eating food. >> Yes. 19 p ...

... e's this clip. This is to my not I didn't watch this. I just saw the thumbnail. This is just some random lady talking about it. But here we go. out here screaming like, "Oh my god, snap is ending and kids are going to go hungry." But the truth is, every single one of you has misguided anger. This is going to be a controversial take. So before you ...

... who we are today. >> Hello. How do you feel? >> I feel good. I feel like that was nice. >> Okay. >> I don't feel like we made any mistakes though. I really really Don't. Oh my god. >> You think you were perfect parents? >> No. No one's perfect. >> Okay. So then you did make >> every breath that I took, I did the very best I could. >> That's what m ...

... en a crazy >> You didn't understand it. >> He didn't understand. >> Could you not hear it? >> Oh, is that a bug on you? What the hell? It's from my flowers I brought in. Oh my god. Dad has a bug going on him. Just a minute. [ __ ] >> I think we Okay. >> The question is, what do you do for self-care? How do you handle your own mental health? Mom is ...

... n hawks that are trying to kill my little birds in the backyard. And of course, I ride my horse and I walk every day. >> Dad, >> I don't have a mental health problem. >> Oh my god. Okay. Where did you go yesterday? >> Huh? >> Where did you go yesterday? >> People have mental health problems of transgenders. >> Okay, stop it. >> We're not saying th ...

... the new ballroom for the White House. >> Yes. He's at the fourth stage of grief construction. >> Okay. So, that's what Oh, look at you guys pretending to be so offended. Oh my god, look at mom's face. I can't believe he said that. Oh, >> you thought it was funny. That last joke before >> he's in the construction phase of grief. That's a funny [ __ ...

... ou. Uh, I just wanted to real quick at the end here, read what you said, as soon as you said in our little group um text that all this [ __ ] was happening. I was like, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. If you want me to take down any posts or anything, let me know." And you said, "I do not. There are no legal grounds for any of it, so I'm not really worr ...

... he whole state is a loser? Even though >> the whole damn state is a loser. >> It's the biggest economy in the United States of any state by far. >> I love California. >> Oh my god. >> Good. more people when we Yeah, >> there'll be there'll be plenty of room for you in two years. >> If I could afford it, I think I would live in California. I would ...

... il in ballots for presidential elections? >> Sorry, I don't know that. Sorry, I don't know that. >> When she says, "Sorry, I don't know that." It means it's not true. >> Oh my god. >> I I'm sorry. Here you don't believe what I'm telling you is true. That I have researched this, which took about five seconds, and it just gives you a list >> of the ...

... be wrong, he can say anything. And you think like, "Oh, he knows what he's talking about." >> Well, he was wrong. >> Well, I want I'd like to see a list of these 34. >> Oh my god. >> Mom probably has it on her phone right there. >> Not the list. the list of countries. >> Canada was on it. I don't remember them all. It was Canada, Norway. >> I can ...

... ething we should just like forget, take out of the history books? >> Yes, >> Dad. Why? Why not? >> Because it's a part of the history of this country and let me talk. >> Oh my god. >> Okay. Go ahead. >> Be nice. Be nice. >> All right. So, you're going to erase all the damn Confederate statues and stuff because they're racist. >> Wake up, somebody. ...

... u need to relist that with a better price. Even though I'd love to buy it, I can't buy it if you're going to relist it for the correct price." She thanked me. She said, "Oh my god." She said, "Our family needs money. You don't understand." I said, "Yeah, I do." I said, "Reist it and good luck and I hope you get a lot of money." >> Nice. >> That's ...

... eived any money. So there you go. >> Yeah. I I also think that's a big misconception. People see that you get like a couple million views on a Tik Tok and they're like, "Oh my god, they're making millions of dollars." That ain't how it works, ladies and gentlemen. Do a little research into that. I do some other podcasts, uh, all of which I have mo ...

... so. Donald Trump isn't answering for [ __ ] Why would Netanyahu? Like, we're literally putting brown people in concentration camps. Nobody's answering for that [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> Like, everything is off the rails right now. All of the evil people in the whole [ __ ] world are coming together to join a [ __ ] super force. I don't see any of th ...

... aying they're both pieces of [ __ ] >> That's the the line you won't cross. >> Clintons, >> I can go further back, but I won't. >> Of course, >> let's say I love you. >> Oh my god. All right, fine. I I just want to make one one final little thing, one little point to you. >> I don't mind that you bring up like Biden did this, Clinton's did this, t ...

... o it's not safe. The idea that they're promoting that it's surrounded by alligators and they're laughing about that. You're all okay with that. But Laura Loomer's tweet. Oh my god. Where else would you put these people? hotel. You can put them on an airplane and get them out. If your if your side of the fence if your side of the fence hadn't let a ...

... e [ __ ] in here will liyilly, we wouldn't be in this situation. They're not even putting criminals in these places. Their parents and sisters and brothers and children. Oh my god, you're you just so whacked. It's what? I care about people. I have [ __ ] empathy. You should try it. How about the ones that have been How about the ones that have bee ...

... ious thing that I did this time around with Trump because that first time I think legit I was like that. It was just day in and day out frantic watching the news hoping, oh my god, they're going to find the thing and he's going to get removed from office. This time and I got cancer during that [ __ ] that first term. And I think that had a lot to ...

... et me He's talking about chickens and pigs. Just a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hang on. Wait until you're in the frame to give your saliloquy here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Is he there? Yes. This is terrible. All right. Is he there? There. Okay. Chickens have an interest. Say it loud. Huh? You got to say it loud. Chickens have an interest ...

... sent are your birthday. Oh, okay. Here we go. Got them both. Are you wearing a shirt that I sent you? No. No, it's my shirt. I wore one that's red. I got this from Chad. Oh my god. Along with about a hundred other things. I'm starting to bring all the loot. Here's another thing. Here's What is that? Can you describe these things? That's a quote bo ...

... in. Wait, were these links that you sent or you just by your own? Like you just got that for dad. Was that what he wanted? Bunch of Trump stuff. Here's my Trump picture. Oh my god. As much Trump stuff as I could find to add to the shrine. Did you like those gifts? Yeah. Just m we got a couple more that are there's one I didn't understand. You got ...

... l. Thank you for being my mom even though it's not Mother's Day. And Haley, I love you. Thank you for being my sister. Good luck on your move out of the country. Oh god. Oh my god. Anyone else? Haley, don't leave the country. I love you. Chad, get out of California. I love you. Never. Bob, I love you. I love everybody even though you two are misgu ...

... ? On hollow ground on a military base. Yeah. Who are you going? I'm going to a a nerd warehouse. What's that? For what? Like magic. Magic cards, anime, [ __ ] like that. Oh my god. Happy birthday, Chad. You're not going to go like out to eat? Doing that as well. Olive Garden. Nerd Warehouse. Then Laura's taking me to a special surprise dinner. I d ...

... trading. They all need to be investigated. He's [ __ ] Donald Trump. He is a crooked [ __ ] liar. This This presidency is 100% his new business venture and a cash grab. Oh my god. He didn't give a [ __ ] about you about you or me or anybody else. This is about He's not making any money. I can tell you one thing. He doesn't give a [ __ ] about peo ...

... w it. No, just stop. No, I don't need to see it. Just hold the [ __ ] microphone and don't touch it. It's going to fall again. No, it's not. My lord. Go. And we're back. Oh my god. So the question is what we're looking at here is the Supreme Court has made a ruling on this. The Trump administration is basically ignoring it and you're okay with tha ...

... house, you've said that you believe in the constitution, right? That's a sacred document to you. I do. Supreme Florida. Well, the constitution outines the constitution. Oh my god. This the constitution outlines three equal but separate branches of government. executive, legisl legislative and judicial and they each check and balance each other. S ...

... Trump for a minute, he has none of these characteristics. He is loyal to no one. He fires constantly. According to who? We all see it happen. What are you talking about? Oh my god. He is loyal to Where's VC Rama? What's he got? What's he got? Why Why are you interjecting Donald Trump in our simmer down? Don't yell. You're not gonna get a simmer do ...

... or them but if you saw the clip on Instagram or Tik Tok where there the people have come up to rescue them and you don't have a happy heart on that it's insane it's like oh my God we're rescued happy news I think that was my last Diddy yep they should return Tuesday Tuesday okay thanks for your daddy's mom now we move on to that portion of the pro ...

... t to plug the computer in mom no we can't why it's too far away I'll be you have to okay if this computer shuts down while we're doing this there is no podcast all right oh my God Mom can you hear me yes how are you gonna plug it in I have no idea I have to go get an extension keep talking keep talking plug that in I'll go get an extension all rig ...

... Biden this is what he's got to do some of it is drastic I do believe but it's got to be none of this is Biden none of this is Biden none of it it's all all Donald Trump oh my God I'll even go farther back it's Obama it's Obama Hussein in these tens of thousands of people in the government that's all Donald Trump everything that's going to happen ...

... wns him and he will do whatever he wants no I just don't understand why that little kid is just like always there it's ridiculous because Elon Musk bought the presidency oh my God here we go yeah what do you mean here we go have you ever seen anything like this have you ever seen anything like this where a sitting US president president is basical ...

... ral employees submit weekly summaries of their accomplishments he also proposed uh about somebody who doesn't see reality pinch yourself on the cheek and see if it hurts oh my God NOP he also proposed stringent monitoring of agency expenditures required justification for payments to enhance transparency and fiscal responsibility Elon Musk recently ...

... don't know if I ever had a woke day but oh you have you have them all done every day all day okay 365 woke days a year you're one of the most woke people I've ever seen oh my God how dare you too you both are what who cares you're one of the most unwoke people I've ever seen we do we can't believe you're that stupid all right let me ask you this ...

... re only two people on this podcast who have done a high Hitler salute on camera that's you and Mom that's right and we did that for fun so stop saying we did it for real oh my God that's how I gonna do from my heart to yours what do you do for fun H Hitler oh [ __ ] I do I I don't think that you guys can conceptually like you can't wrap your brain ...

... ic I will not watch them just to let you know um that's it that wraps up our show bom dad anything no all right we'll see you next week now is that Newsmax back on a yes oh my God let me see if I can I don't know what I did

... ll [ __ ] I want to hear you guys react to it here's what we're going to do just I'm going to email you this song and we're all going to roughly play it at the same time oh my God and it's going toing it no you gotta you gotta listen to the song that what's that let's don't sing it he's going to sing it I'm sending it to you now what email it you' ...

... story behind it is like not good it's it's rooted in slavery and oh [ __ ] murder know that yeah no there's a real story to Goat man's bridge where a black man was hung oh my God and I like no one knew that in Middle School it wasn't until I was older I was like well what the [ __ ] is this place it has like an actual history that's really [ __ ] ...

... d do you think Trump cares about the military yes yes Haley no he has never cared mom what makes you think that he does care about the the military and military families oh my God he was invited there he went he paid respect he built up our military more than and then he turned it into a political campaign he turned it into a political ad no yes h ...

... 10th is the interview yeah exactly so two shows from now we're going to be she won't show up she is showing up Jesus of course she's going to she's going to demolish him oh my God are you what are you taking photos of I'm doing the thumb print [Laughter] things getting ready don't forget to send me pictures of yourself uh so that I can make the th ...

... what are you talking about you you can't be cryptic about this if you're gonna bring it into the conversation what are you talking about you know this we have I don't we oh my God would you please bleep that look at what number it was and bleep that out what did he say he no he gave information that he shouldn't have okay 36 44 roughly all right n ...

... ing now like four different times been drinking more water guess what and beer blood sugar level down at like 120 120 89 I go what the hell's going on here and then I go oh my God a thing called exercise what's happened little exercise never hurt anybody that's what that is two weeks of exercise yeah and his blood sugar is pretty good yeah you hav ...

... hotographed and video footage is taken of you hundreds of times a day and that stuff exists everywhere cops can I promise I promise the first thing that I thought of was oh my God he's gonna get killed I was thinking about his safety that's the only reason I posted that on there but you know what I've learned a good lesson you know what [ __ ] the ...

... ollowers will go to like 199 now 199 followers I I don't know what it's going to do our followers I don't think any is kicking me in the knee saying let him shut it down oh my God Jesus Christ he [ __ ] hurt me well oh let me shut it down thank you everybody for joining us mom uh I love you dad I love you too Haley wherever you are I love you as w ...

... ad said I'll be home after I get groceries at 4: at 3:30 and see we didn't have cell phones and stuff back then at 3:30 I started to get really really bad back pain like oh my God I was like what the hell here's going on so I just started walking little circles around one bean bag that we had in the middle of the floor that's all the furniture and ...

... make sure you want to have a baby because it's not easy it's not easy and you will need people around to help you um in all ways emotional support um probably Financial oh my God I don't even know how much a box of diapers cost now do you Haley there was a day when Dad and I went to school then Chad you were three months old we started back our l ...

... d we get the out we'll figure out the other end later and then we went to clo diapers for real Chad we didn't have any money the other end later we get the other end lat oh my God and [ __ ] has become a real uh a motif in our family there's a bunch of weird [ __ ] stories that we all can tell oh yeah Haley if you and I mean yeah I guess I was bor ...

... th all those people and the expensive jewelry and the clothes that one had to be hoisted up each step she took or whatever I saw part of it I'm just like laughing saying oh my God and we still have prisoners foreign country in a foreign country that no one gives a [ __ ] about anymore in a foreign country we have prisoners in our own country that ...

... t another trip she just needs to be a professional concert goer or something I don't know what's the concert do you know who she's seeing it was for her husband okay and oh my god let's see what was the guy's name um I I listened to some of his music last night was good one of the songs was like Children of Children um it was at the Red Rocks in D ...

... etting paid off by who oh probably George S why would George Soros pay her to get rid of trump okay they're losing the trial they know they're losing the trial what I do oh my God serious Chad are you there yeah I can hear you but your video is frozen oh God Zoom there she work a one my my God okay so you don't believe hope picks you think it is a ...

... the way to the championship game do you think that hurt their season did they lose in the championship game yeah to a team that was undefeated like it hurt their season oh my God why do you hate her let me ask you that I don't hate her oh I'm just saying she's not as good as everybody thinks that's going to show up in the NBA I think she's very g ...

... ove you Haley wherever you are I love you love you Chad love you Haley love you Bob love you k I love you Mar L I love you Chad Haley you're an [ __ ] for not being here oh my God we will see you next week maybe bye bye

... s wrong I have personal experience to the contrary yeah yes when I remember walking through a Walmart with him and he's saying the n-word around people who are not white oh my god well I don't I guess maybe when he's with me don't allow it and I stare him down in his eyes which I do a lot him so the answer would be no yeah I don't I don't really t ...

... harged with any crime as long as what I did was an official Act of the United States President should the president be above the law that we all must live under dad what oh my God I know are you I heard every word you said Okay okay so that's the question yes I think that president if he's doing something that's beneficial for the country even if ...

... ormat send them to the necessary conversation pod gmail.com before we go Haley I love you Mom I love you Dad wherever you are I love you and chrisy gnomes dog I love you oh my God Mom I love you dad I love you Chad I love you you going to Hosier tonight to what sing oh okay Chad I love you H I love you Bob I love youy go on a Hosier you need to si ...

... ed need another her how anybody listening to the tortured poet's Department we don't need to know the way home I know that song beond all right see you next week bye bye oh my God

... 't Sol that because I agree this is that's sad it was ahead of its time unfortunately you always are I know it's a curse uh that said what else is up I'm trying to think oh my God ask you this question you know last week or maybe the week before I brought up what drugs have you done I brought that up because I'm curious about your attitudes on Con ...

... e going to freeze me and and do whatever I don't care really is it all pay down already um please don't tell me you're still paying them money yeah it's like $50 a month oh my God I can handle it but um for me that's just kind of a you know let's see what happens I don't know maybe technology will get to the point where it could untha me maybe it ...

... adbody in The Cask at the funeral roses all around us and I remember peeking in and he had I can remember this vividly he had thread on his lips back then they would put oh my God I see it to this day oh my God that's why I don't like funerals I don't go to them don't like them yeah makes sense that's that's an old one indeed all right what did yo ...

... al roses all around us and I remember peeking in and he had I can remember this vividly he had thread on his lips back then they would put oh my God I see it to this day oh my God that's why I don't like funerals I don't go to them don't like them yeah makes sense that's that's an old one indeed all right what did you want to end the show with oka ...

... o Joe Biden came out yesterday and made this Proclamation I have to read all this [ __ ] again oh no you don't I can hear every word of that je go on next topic dear God oh my [ __ ] God okay Biden our next topic is Biden POG tide on Friday the bat hit me with it Jesus on Friday Donald Trump posted a video on Truth social that contains the image of a hog ...

... u think is wrong with us I don't think anything okay you do this for Donald Trump if you don't do this for Joe Biden [ __ ] you I think I need to go get our Donald Trump oh my God okay he's just simp asking do you think it's okay for somebody who is a former president and is going to running again said yes 14 times so you're okay with it now you t ...

... g then Haley then Dad Dad we if you want to pick the song dad we'll sing your song is he there yes you want to sing a song I have to write it it's got to be back Chinese oh my God forget it I'll sing an original song about whatever you want Dad killing Chinese people if he writes the song if he makes the song yeah all right well that was our simme ...

... lding God now you know um where she's from where she was born who are who you talking about elae Chow Trump's Transportation secretary dad do you know where she was born oh my God we know where she was born don't we yeah yeah we do we uh he's outside thank God no we got to get him back in here for this one he's outside with the dog we got to get h ...

... you lied 10,000 texts didn't have any never knew him before yeah lie lie lie we'll see where this goes goes along with did you just make that up on the spot yes why not oh my God I thought you saw some Tik Tok video or something that you were replicating but then very quickly I was like wait a minute there's no it it's you know a long time ago li ...

... couple of y'all whether it's good or bad yeah I talked to a few why not so you're for it having other guests on I'm yes Dad yeah Haley give me some Dei fat black people oh my God we'll go Toe to Toe sorry Haley what' you say sure okay so there you have it we are now soliciting um open uh the email the same email necessary conversation pod gmail.c ...

... l have that with Trump almost immediately and then I think he's gonna get the Supreme Court to say like two terms no you can do three let me ask you this if Donald Trump oh my God if Donald Trump just let me ask you a question let's say Donald Trump gets elected I believe that's likely let's say that he becomes the next president again that would ...

... taking away things that Americans should have first homeless people that that is Donald Trump veterans Donald Trump's agenda is to take away all of our [ __ ] rights no oh my God that's wrong you guys wepr court is already doing it already doing it Supreme Court that's not Donald Trump it is no no no no it's Obama for not filling those [ __ ] cha ...

... there here we go again yeah Joe Biden is worst president in the history of or United States I can't yell that enough I can't say it enough where's the Nixon oh yeah yes oh my god when the bodies came back there was Jill there was Biden uh you know being very stoic and doing their Duty I said wait a minute why is she in front of him isn't he our p ...

... appen yes there's a there's so much more crime now that they're in the United States Chad along with drugs let me ask you this then what do you think should be done here oh my God Bullet to the [ __ ] head a border wall hello stop them shoot five or six of them and it'll stop immediately the border the Border got them [ __ ] down we have a border ...

... 'll say the same thing if he doesn't want to debate Biden you find some to back up I no I have no worry about it Biden will never debate his black handlers won't let him oh my God all right mean oh my God you do not think Susan Rice is running this country through Barack Obama you're a [ __ ] fool all right okay now let me ask you about this secon ...

... he doesn't want to debate Biden you find some to back up I no I have no worry about it Biden will never debate his black handlers won't let him oh my God all right mean oh my God you do not think Susan Rice is running this country through Barack Obama you're a [ __ ] fool all right okay now let me ask you about this second part of this uh news pi ...

... beheaded the babies and burned them in their cribs all of that we know all of that happened Chad do you realize that are you saying yes for that okay that part of course oh my God so we've got to get get them gone the bad people and I think what dad's trying to say is the only way to do that is now that they're all blocked in what are you gonna do ...

... nt they have not been able to put in a new speaker of the house they elected to oust their former what are you eating a pop pickle let me let me correct you on something oh my God not it's this whole thing is being Oran by the GOP for a specific reason okay for a specific reason they're going to turn Joe Biden into a bumbling pile of [ __ ] then t ...

... of taking things to the bank let's jump to our next topic Biden's border wall Biden is finishing the job Trump couldn't in building the wall at America's Southern border oh my God a week and a half ago Biden defended his administration's decision to wave 26 federal laws in South Texas to allow for construction of roughly 20 miles of additional bor ...

... t has nothing to do with Democrats people like you I know it's it's scary our we I'm very scared what our world is right now very scared but we can shoot people like you oh my God you're communist okay all right um well on that note that wraps up today's program thank you for joining us again if anybody out there wants to send in your question for ...

... were 25 what did you think the world would be like it was gonna just keep going on like we were because we were kicking ass taking names yeah killing Chinese by the way oh my God it took well we're not even a minute in okay so Vietnam War all we were killing was Chinese all right okay so you were coming out of the war killing Chinese people and M ...

... you thanks for being great parents yeah Chad I love you Haley I love you Bob I love you Chad I love you Haley I love you Mary Lou I love you and I still hate the [ __ ] oh my God right in the pan and Biden is worse president in history United States I've got one Showdown I need to do hey Chad let me tell you something you know the word you think ...

... s so you'll heal up you'll do good we're thinking of you shout out to Abby sorry to hear that and thanks everybody for listening I wish I could find a way to blame it on oh my God oh my God we'll be back next week probably maybe I don't know if you have your questions that you want to ask to this podcast to any of us just send an email to the nece ...

... l heal up you'll do good we're thinking of you shout out to Abby sorry to hear that and thanks everybody for listening I wish I could find a way to blame it on oh my God oh my God we'll be back next week probably maybe I don't know if you have your questions that you want to ask to this podcast to any of us just send an email to the necessary conv ...

... s that because also the unnecessary spending he's done um in the history United States that we have all had to put money into the economy the inflation the Border crisis oh my God the Afghanistan withdrawal which I will never forget what a piece of [ __ ] he was there oh by the way uh the war on YouTube I think we get it Chinese has those and airp ...

... ay and I did I got a receipt for the T-shirt only back from Trump's campaign I thought that's odd the next day I get an email and then I called the bank I almost said it oh my God we're not going to say the name of the bank and it said we're going to freeze your account this is not um how to State this we wanted to make sure that this was that you ...

... are you effing kidding me you're gonna vote for Biden who else would I vote for Donald Trump no to save America well we're buying you're voting for a Bullet to the Head oh my God not from Dad but he'll come in and get us have now flown 150 War aircraft into Taiwan airspace I've been reading about it yeah they're getting Mass ready to take a shot ...

... ate crimes generally have been on the rise in America since 2016. um let me ask you this dad whose side do you take in this incident the guy that shot the woman okay Mom oh my God uh no nobody should shoot anybody all right Haley I know who said you take as a small business owner who puts Pride flags on display I just made a post about this on my ...

... ve it and even if they did they don't give a [ __ ] they don't give a [ __ ] just like you who doesn't who doesn't you you don't care that he's guilty of crimes he's not oh my God been proven over and over and over is there any crime that he could commit or be charged of that you would ever think might be real at this point here's the problem we w ...

... rs I've only seen three hummingbirds this hummingbird flew out of nowhere went over her head came down about two inches from her nose she lifted up looked at it and I go oh my God and up it went into the air it was Max that's what I believe all right so you do believe in reincarnation I tend to as well now I I watched a show uh that was called sur ...

... eat and all this [ __ ] in ways Democrats don't but that's what they're in it for let me go into politics yeah are you really gonna tell me Democrats don't lie and cheat oh my God no they do they do but not indiscriminatory ways they all politicians are in it for the money period with one or two exceptions but I think even after you've been in the ...

... Mom I love you dad I love you happy Father's Day Chad I love you dad Haley I love you Bob I love you happy Father's Day Ken Haley I love you even though your Communists oh my God Mary Lou I love you Happy Father's Day Happy Father's Day Happy Father's Day Conrad yeah see you next week I'm not sure about him yet but I don't think he's turned commu ...

... here's three in here. No, how the [ __ ] do I do it? I can't I can't get to them. I see that I can just read them, but I can't put them on the screen. This is from dude, oh my god. Mary Lou during the E. Jean Carroll trial, one of the key pieces of evidence that found Trump guilty was psych records detailing the account from the '90s. How did the ...

... he does love level four. At the end of every episode, she tells us how she loves us. That's love level four. Um IFI, injury, fear, or illness. You play that quite often. Oh my god. Yeah. I don't even know what you're talking about, but go ahead. All right. Big bad mama. Kirk said execution should be public, quick, and televised, and at a certain a ...

... ow He was the one. He was the one >> video also. Oh, yeah. He revolutionized music videos. Revolutionized Scream. >> one I wanted to see live and I never got to see him. Oh my god, they say that they don't really care about us. Highest budget ever on a music video, still to this day and probably will will last forever cuz I don't think they'll eve ...

... laughter] >> Mary Lou loves us on Pikeur or something like that. I haven't watched it yet, but I'm going to watch that tonight. I will send your apologies. Whoopi Peneu. Oh my god. Somebody already made [ __ ] Whoopi Peneu? No response from Mary Lou when Bob disses the Pope. Yep, pretty wild. Hannah Banana Montana 479. What rules would you add or ...

... ade [ __ ] Whoopi Peneu? No response from Mary Lou when Bob disses the Pope. Yep, pretty wild. Hannah Banana Montana 479. What rules would you add or change in Traitors? Oh my god. Hannah Banana Montana 479, you should listen to my other podcast called Game of Roses where I go in depth into all of that. We do not have time to get into how I would ...

... no matter how insane, to be right versus us being wrong. So, yes, I think that's a 100% accurate understanding what's going on there, at least for my dad. Um Jose Manuel Oh my god, I'm not going to be able to do this. Jose Manuel Valdevir Romero. So sorry. 8300 or 8309 maybe. The reaction from Oop. The reaction from Mary Lou about the Pope and Tru ...

... t of your pie hole. >> Okay, that'll be >> It's not the same as the event actually happened. >> Would have done you some good to spend a couple years in the military. >> Oh my god. >> No, thank you. To look to each their own. If you want to do this, if it provides opportunities to people, I have nothing against the military. Generally speaking, I ...

... te America and all that. That's okay, too. >> Like who? What are you talking about? >> Hello, Mom. >> I'm finding out who Mandami had dinner with. >> Can you hear me? >> Oh my god. >> Here, your father's back. Big time radical. You can't hold office if you're a racist. You should be fired. >> Okay, Dad. You're you support Tommy Tuberville's post > ...

... n Iran. Certainly our side of this, me and Haley, I think objectively speaking, and I I think you would even agree, >> we don't come at you guys like dad comes at us. >> Oh my god. Okay, let's or maybe you disagree. >> Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Haley comes at us hard. >> Sometimes really hard. Nonetheless, I love all of you despite our difference ...

... now. We have a full [ __ ] authoritarian dictator taking control of this [ __ ] country. >> Stop it. In Minnesota, what's happening too with all the fraud? >> I think >> Oh my god. >> You're happy this to take away from all the fraud that's occurring in that state, too. >> Great. We're moving on. Sasha >> giving all the money to the Somalians. >> ...

... hought you were a big pro-life protect all-American children. >> We are talking about potentially the biggest pedophile >> rat's ass about Somalian children. >> Okay. >> Oh my god. Okay. >> Look, I'm going to ask you, Jules. Why is the DOJ protecting these pedophiles? >> H I think there's probably some Republicans. >> Democrats. There's Republican ...

... al assault. Jules, all this shit's on tape. How do you reconcile it? >> The Okay, so what was the question again? I'm lost. >> I know Chad's putting you >> Donald Trump. Oh my god. >> He rambles a lot. >> I ramble. Anytime I say something that is factual against Donald Trump, it's rambling. I don't believe it. This never happened. Donald Trump is ...

... red. Barricade. >> They're looking in our backyard, too. >> They're looking at everything. They're everywhere. Oh, because I ordered some [ __ ] Door Dash food. Okay. >> Oh my god. >> I don't know what to do, man. This is scary. >> Can I just get a warrant? I just want a warrant, man. I got I got my child in here. This [ __ ] happened yesterday an ...

... O OPEN THIS DOOR SINCE YOU GUYS ARE POINTING [ __ ] GUNS AT ME. can do. >> Come on. Just Come on. I ma'am, I I am so sorry. I don't want to do this. Come on. Come on. >> Oh my god. >> I I I don't know what to do. I'm Native American. This is against everything I stand for. >> What the [ __ ] do I do? I need [laughter] you to come up. >> I can't. > ...

... ? >> No, I work at Target. >> You work, bro. Come on, bro. It's okay. You guys are so crazy. >> Okay. So, you think they just let him go? >> Cuz I never saw the face. >> Oh my god. So, that's your argument for all this is like, no, it's not real. I don't believe it. >> That to an innocent man. That is not right. >> They did it. You saw it. >> I di ...

... . >> Okay. So, I'm just saying multiple Republicans who have all been sucking his dick for the past however many years are like, "This is a step too far." >> What do you Oh my god. >> Nothing. I'm reading some of my notes. >> All right. What do you got? >> Hello. just the the stuff I'm reading that we're he you know it's like if someone tweets tha ...

... day and I'm not getting back on for a while. The Brown University, they still haven't even found who the shooter was. >> Well, that's Cash Patel. >> Uh, the Bondi Beach. Oh my god, that man that stopped the guy, one guy from shooting and they then they came back and shot him again or something and then one is dead, one is alive, right? Here's what ...

... get married. Have you heard this? Anthony Gary died. >> Oh, he's a soap opera. >> Luke Luke who married Laura back in 1981. >> He went for like 37 years being on soaps. Oh my god, he was so great. He retired in 2015 and then he married his partner Claudio Gamma I think is his name and they lived in Amsterdam the rest of their lives. I loved Luke. ...

... > smeared it on Nancy Pelosi. >> Oh god, I knew that was coming. >> Okay. Um well, are you ready for that? >> She's nothing but Would have blended right in perfectly. >> Oh my god. >> Good one. Let's move on to our listener. >> My dad's here today. [laughter] >> Yeah, I am. Uh, let's move on to our listener question. >> What are you looking at? >> ...

... That was mean. >> You can't just like answer a phone call and have it recorded without the person knowing. >> That's our daughter. >> Okay. >> She's part of the show. >> Oh my god. All right. So you think Donald Trump all of a sudden Donald Trump >> is your God a Christian? >> Huh? >> You said my God isn't a Christian. >> My God? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. ...

... s trying to be. >> I don't think he's he's as smart. >> Nancy Pelosi. >> Okay. >> What? >> He's bringing up Nancy Pelosi again. She's pure and you're dipping into it. >> Oh my god. >> Okay, >> so you guys have no problem with Donald Trump essentially trying to destroy I mean >> all the media. No, I do not. >> Okay. And this also plugs into um >> S ...

... arks Steakhouse? >> Yeah, >> Dad's been there. This is one of their in quotes news shows. This is a guy named Joe Tobacco who is playing like a soprano style mafioso. >> Oh my god. >> Sitting at a table with a black tablecloth on it in this steakhouse >> flanked by three or four 20-year-old women. Uh, and they look at memes. They look at like Trum ...

... ne knows The Godfather. Yes. Do you not know that? >> He has several, but tell me the one that you're thinking of. >> Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> For real. He is just Trump is planning his strategy. >> He I'm not saying this is a fake I knew you guys were gonna say this >> stuck in that stupid I'll ...

... is the thing you want to get out of it? >> I didn't choose this life. It was given to me. >> I think you did. >> I was trying to get up out of the chair. Just a minute. Oh my god. The computer off. He will [ __ ] knock this computer off. Just >> Are you coming back or No. >> Yes. He's got to go to the restroom. >> All right. >> Okay. Don't knock ...

... name appears more than any other person, even more than Jeffrey Epstein. >> And what does that prove? that his name is all over those emails. >> What does that prove? >> Oh my god. >> What do you mean, what does it prove? Jeffrey Epstein, Do you agree that Jeffrey Epstein ran a child sex trafficking ring? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Okay. >> And he ran it fo ...

... teenagers and comment on their appearance with their beautiful young women? >> First of all, I'd like to see a picture of the whole group before I think he was wrong. >> Oh my god. >> Okay, so you you just don't believe any you don't even believe rape victims. So why are you even in a conversation? Everybody's a liar. >> There you go. >> This is y ...

... word is be kind. Everyone needs to be kind to everyone. >> Nobody was making fun of you. >> Bob the Drag Queen, if you would apologize, I could probably >> Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Well, um, okay. Thank you everyone for tuning in. I I don't think apologies are warranted here, but uh you know, to each their own, I suppose. >> Wow. Okay. >> Nothing ...

... e that one more because that's the first time I've seen that one. >> I know. I know. All right. >> Okay. How many more do you have? >> Uh, three more, I think. Right. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. All right. Here we go. Ready? >> I'm ready. Why did you do that? >> Stop moving. That was just to illustrate the kind of violent nature of ICE. Um, obviously n ...

... ng about Antifa throwing [ __ ] >> What? >> I just wanted to ask you that because >> how many Antifa are following us? >> Mom, you're Antifa. We've been through this. >> Oh my god. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. >> Then you're fascist. No, I'm not. >> Okay, then you're anti-fascist. So, you're Antifa. We've been through this. I I want to keep to this I ...

... ent. It wasn't his fault. He pushed me and I just hit it wrong on the fence. No big deal. It doesn't hurt. >> Well, you're tough. you. >> I just didn't want people say, "Oh my god." Yeah, it's shiny. >> I don't think anybody would think it was dad, [laughter] >> right? >> I don't think he's capable of >> doing anything like that at this point. >> ...

... w do they collect their checks? >> They don't have to collect checks. >> Okay. >> He pays for their transportation. >> That means he's not paying the protesters then. >> Oh my god. Okay, I win the argument. You say, Mr. Hot Shot, you wait. You You get six months and we'll see who's kicking who's ass. >> Hot shot one zero. >> Jesus Christ. My train ...

... t to say other than all for it. >> You should be outraged that the [ __ ] Pentagon cannot be reported. >> They should cut off all media when it comes to the Pentagon. >> Oh my god. It's our security. >> Oh my gosh. >> All media should be cut off. >> We can't leak things like when we're going to bomb someone or when we're going to get prisoners. No ...

... right to me. >> I do. >> That's cool. >> Yep. >> Well, I'm glad she did that. I'm glad you got to have that moment. >> I'm glad those praying manises didn't get them. >> Oh my god. >> I hate those [ __ ] When I was there last, there were praying manises on the [ __ ] [ __ ] that like monarchs go, you know, >> just waiting. >> They grab them. I hat ...

... ] beat into the ground. >> Do trying to do that airwalk thing for a while. >> [ __ ] We didn't get home. >> Where's the video of that? Holy [ __ ] I have it. >> You guys Oh my god. Please, we got to post that. You guys did a video. >> If you post that, I have to perfect it a little bit better. >> Okay. If you get to the point where you can do the ...

... Yeah. Like I'll be honest, I was really tired. I wasn't for sure when to be here today. I've been up air walking all night trying to perfect that. My back hurts from >> Oh my god. >> But u and I knew dad couldn't today. So I'm here. >> Okay, I'm here. >> Well, thank you for your question. Again, if anybody else out there wants to send us a questi ...

... to the same fridge to get a bottle of water. There are only four left. >> He drank 20 diet Dr. Peppers in a day. >> No, he couldn't have drank that many. I'd say 10. >> Oh my god. >> I asked mom I asked mom how many does he average a day and she said 10 to 12. 10. >> That's poison. That's poison. >> I've told him, "What can I do?" I've told him. ...

... t. >> Do we Where are those? >> Five years is a short term. >> Wonder where those stats are. >> Internet.net. >> Okay. >> Oh, there we go. >> All right. >> The internet. Oh my god. They're using the internet to find things. Um, my answer is this. This is how I would fix it. zero borders. Everybody comes in. All you're required to do is pay sales t ...

... ack Obama haven't controlled the military. >> They have never asked for. >> We got LGBTQ sitting in foxholes. We got people flying planes who can't fly who can't fly. >> Oh my god. It's always with the foxhole, you guys. Jesus Christ. >> What foxholes do you think we have US soldiers in right now, Dad? >> Bayonets and foxholes. >> Plenty. What if ...

... ced [ __ ] >> A boldface [ __ ] >> What things are you talking about? Intellectual things. Physical things. >> How about wiping your own ass? >> That makes you smart. >> Oh my god. >> This is what I'm talking about. you you're not engaging with the question at all. You're saying this weird [ __ ] and then you throw out an insult. You have no answe ...

... kay, Mom, I want to just real quick revisit. He fell asleep during this uh ceremony. Do you think that's respectful?" >> No, it's not. >> He was tired. >> He's tired. >> Oh my god. >> But you guys can justify it. Whereas if this would have been Biden, you would be all over it and saying >> he fell asleep all the time at different events. >> Biden ...

... f and finally they both left. >> No, he shrugged that guy off and that guy hit his back on the concrete and was like >> he assaulted two children. >> Yeah, they were not Oh my god. Whatever. They flipped us off. You don't do that. >> Okay, I rest my case, your honor. But it's the left that's the violent maniacs. Let's move on to our fourth and wha ...

... of us is left standing. I will pay a dude on the street to take care of me rather than live beside either one of you the way you made fun of us last week. And that's >> Oh my god. The way, okay, the way we made fun of you every [ __ ] week on the show, Dad tells us we're going to burn in hell. We're stupid lefties. We get what we deserve. Dad, yo ...

... n here, so keep talking next segment. >> Well, I have a listener question that I wanted to play. >> Would he be able to answer it? >> Sure. >> Let him hobble in here. >> Oh my god. There there's nothing like waiting on someone to hobble into a room on a podcast and just kill >> Let me say this. Thank you. A lot of people have DM' me and I do read ...

... st dumped and flooded all in Barton County. So we're having a flood. We are having a flood. Our car won't go anywhere. The the water now is up to the car doors. I said, "Oh my god, Bob." I look out and there is a national guard like an armory big truck with the back of it open and they are coming up to the door now in a boat saying you need to com ...

... whole time. I put the TV up on the shelf. I put this up on the shelf. Everything should be fine. We got to get back there tonight. We got to see what's going on. >> Yep. Oh my god. I was scared. It was very scary. >> Those are our moments of fear. Now, I do want to get to one more topic before we wrap up today's show. It is an important one. Are y ...

... buy a house that's not a half a million dollars. Uh I like I could go on forever. You can buy houses that aren't half a million dollars. No, you can't. Oh, yes you can. Oh my god. In my suburb, like a three-bedroom, two-b home right now is like almost $450,000. And most people can't afford that. But you have a home and you live in a nice house, b ...

... Do you want him to die a painful death, Dad? No. Yes. No. No. He sold us out to the Chinese. That's rude. Okay. So, he needs whatever he's got coming. I hope he gets it. Oh my god. Well, we're going to get to who's selling who out and who's making money off people a little bit later. But let's move on to part of that, Chad, though, that gets me is ...

... ut to Lynn, Lindsay, and Mickey cuz she texted me and asked for some clips and stuff. She said, "Keep the good fight up." Okay. Hello everybody, even the two communists. Oh my god. Please. All right. Well, with that said, we will see you next week.

... eople have been asking me why we've named this after Puff Daddy or P Diddy we have not it's di TTY Y which means a little song do you see it yes we see the [ __ ] banana oh my God it's the perfect food 56 cents each the perfect food okay all right I thought you're not supposed to eat a bunch of bananas as a diabetic it said not to eat more more th ...

... thought I had it on the right one in streamyard okay I'm going up now audio microphone is what is it a2100 yes oh Dad said that was it my much better is it yep yes okay oh my God okay there we go I have to redo my banana no okay I think we're going to talk about one of dollar a day one of my did later so I won't bring that last one up about we're ...

... dy is being cut off this is insane can we not the computer oh God the okay move the camera okay well you want me to fix this got it no you got I just had it no you don't oh my God leave it God damn it okay now either of you are in the frame this is unreal that you can't do this aren't we no are you seeing it okay that's great leave it just like th ...

... into the capital building shattering glass at the very least they they were Criminal Trespass breaking and entering and vandalism at the very least you'll agree to that oh my God what I saw was security the security police opening Gates saying come in come this way please please come down here come this way you didn't see when they were picking u ...

... kill people yeah um you're not on the I don't I don't want them to be found oh God I knew I don't either you would be on the side that people are rooting this person on oh my God I'm not rooting the person on what I want is this again like we were just talking about there is no recourse these companies do whatever they want this guy and and his b ...

... e people that give [ __ ] to get their way up in the rankings we all know that Elon Musk yeah right who are you talking about what what's going on here Harris well known oh my God they think that's funny Cala Harris just to let you know Cala Harris lost the election and I know that you guys operate from a place of needing to Target someone with ha ...

... rove or my nephew was there Roman who was on this podcast a week two weeks ago um we all went tock on your arm what what is on your arm oh Halloween fake tattoo remnants oh my God so we went to Kansas State University to watch a Kansas State game and it was a brutal ass kicking for me specifically talk about no sleep I had to get up at like 7:00 a ...

... w many times two three three four yeah three his past wife fell down the stairs she bar on his golf course yeah what yes oh so you're insinuating head or killed off 100% oh my God that's my personal belief the way that he talks about women how he's proud of overturning roie Wade a lot of people like listen I'm not I wouldn't line up uh to get an a ...

... le bit Haley's saying we'll move to this other country and you're like you'll leave us behind you could come with us we we don't travel we don't matter anymore it's okay oh my God my God guilt as a weapon it has entered the conversation I didn't even know what my grandbabies were for Halloween I had to see it on social media I hate that more than ...

... stumbling over her words a little bit but I thought by about the second or third question she was [ __ ] into it locked on and she made him look like a complete fool um oh my god really sad we watch two different things what's that I think he made her look like a complete [ __ ] fool no I know and this is really why we're doing this podcast is to ...

... ns that the biased moderators did in the debate and that Mak you that makes you a bias moderator for our debate we are talking about so here's what I'm gonna do I'm done oh my God the finger didn't make it he flipped y you gotta flip off the camera if you want us to see it um I'm simply reading stop I'm reading my notes what we just watched look a ...

... episodes goodbye shut up you're talking like a moderator I'm I'm told to tell you goodbye goodbye I love you Dad goodbye I love you guys too all right even though you're oh my God that's our show see you next week bye even though you're bye bye bye

... picture. I couldn't tell. Did he have a heart attack? A stroke? I had no idea what happened. So, Mom, do you want to fill us in? I had no time to put words in a text. So Oh my god. Clearly. No, I did not. Okay. Let's back it up. 8 weeks ago he took a little tumble at Tractor Supply. Remember that off a curb? Yeah. At that time, he had a bruise on ...

... ics, is um Trump going to the National Association of Black Journalists. Did you see this interview? Are you aware of any of this? Yes. I didn't see that. about it, Mom? Oh my god. I didn't see that. Okay, last week Trump showed up at this event called the National Association of Black Journalists. It's their annual convention, and he went out on ...

... ssaults women for fun. They asked her, have you been to the border? She goes, I haven't been to Europe, either. Uh-huh. She hasn't been to the border, she hasn't been to Oh my god. And she hasn't sexually assaulted anyone and bragged about it on camera. She did live with Willie Brown, I think that was his name, and he did come out and say she's a ...

... t no [ __ ] money. They got no [ __ ] money. They got no [ __ ] money. No, no. Right now, what is happening? If you are so blind, I don't even want to talk to you. Here. Oh my god. Nice conversation to have with you about politics, Dad. Um I say my point and then I run away. So, let me say this. Right now, the mega donors, I just read a big articl ...

... % to him and then Trump cookies and 50%? I don't think so. Let's move on. Yeah, cuz I I wanted to [ __ ] vote. I wanted that O in. I hate Greg Abbott. I [ __ ] hate him. Oh my god. Let's move on to our what will be our final topic today. Homeless people can now be ticketed for being homeless. The Supreme Court ruled Friday in favor of an Oregon ci ...

... ing for Ukraine. And Hamas, Dad said. Same thing How much are we giving to Ukraine, my God? Think how we could help the homeless people here. 160 billion, Dad just said. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's [ __ ] Our Our government is [ __ ] Yeah. Mhm. I can tell you Donald Trump wouldn't have given 160 billion. He won't take it away. Yeah. Ukraine's done. Okay ...

... 't know about all that but I just read the stuff and I think she's like an influencer to him by wife she needs to get a fly tag it's what they put on cows keep flies off oh my God don't listen to him if she goes to Nigeria she's gonna be covered in flies okay he's saying she won't like Nigeria either we don't care for her so don't let the door hit ...

... Mom I love you dad I love you I won't be here next Sunday I'm going to be on a family vacation hey so happy early birthday and happy early Father's Day Happ God and you oh my god serious I already text I already texted you this I don't know why you're acting surprised uh Mom I love you dad I love you Chad I love you oh lord it's not a surprise I ...

... ht bring a little camera and we might make a little video we'll see what happens but again thanks everyone for joining us and some of us will see you next week peace out oh my God you're really traveling again

... edures to have babies and then opted to have the remaining embryos frozen. The parents allege Induce. The parents allege Let Chad Um, I'm going to cover the whole wicked Oh my god. Let Chad finish. Jesus. allege in December 2020, a patient at the mobile hospital where the frozen embryos Let Chad were being stored walked into the facility clinic th ...

... nd. And you're going to wear it? No, mom's going to keep it. For what? let me open it. Why? OCD. Where? a picture of Donald Donald Trump's head is the top of the bottle. Oh my god. Do you not know this? I thought you guys saw it. Well, I I just briefly glanced at the website and then We got them both. Cuz I was curious if you guys were going to ge ...

... y case. You're buying it from an unsecured website. That is how Donald Trump is doing business. Here. Here's Here's our perfume bottle. Oh, we're seeing a picture of it. Oh my god, that really is his [ __ ] head on on a bottle. That's insane. Wow. I mean, it's not actually his head. It's like a much younger, better-looking version. 47. Right. You' ...

... t say there stewing he needs go Haley if if Biden dies tomorrow who are you voting for I don't I think in in like my little happy world I would love to vote for AOC okay oh my God oh my God he going from dumb oh Lord we better stop this right now 39 all right well that was a quick one I would vote for uh whoever obviously the Democratic candidate ...

... e stewing he needs go Haley if if Biden dies tomorrow who are you voting for I don't I think in in like my little happy world I would love to vote for AOC okay oh my God oh my God he going from dumb oh Lord we better stop this right now 39 all right well that was a quick one I would vote for uh whoever obviously the Democratic candidate is because ...

... exico somewhere in Mexico with my friends that live there all right Dad won't do it he might you guys go South of the Border wall or it's safe yep it is safe there the W oh my God so I am so confused yeah you guys are like there's millions of illegal immigrants trying to come through our Southern border but it's safe down there stes they're not go ...

... guys watch your screen that's that's what's gonna happen anybody the magot what if that what was that are you sniffing her armpit no I'm gonna bite her ass take a chunk oh my God that's what's coming Democrats okay let's move into the the show today we cannot we cannot take two weeks off again Jesus help us all especially especially when that dum ...

... a [ __ ] host of a reality TV show that's what he's most known for yeah after after became a billionaire a billionaire businessman yeah real estate business okay shut up oh my God who's he talking to was he yelling at you or me who knows who knows you don't know what you don't know anything about anything why are you crazy ass today they're stupid ...

... who's he talking to was he yelling at you or me who knows who knows you don't know what you don't know anything about anything why are you crazy ass today they're stupid oh my God the ignorance is just dripping off of them like hot wax did what did he call us two Shooter two shooter no the ignorance is dripping off to like hot wax he says all righ ...

... have caused any minor warming of the Earth's atmosphere over the last 100 years he says write it down show me he said there is none look go to this weekend it's all here oh my God msnbc's got a chart calm down the current scientific consensus is that is yeah has warmed significantly since the late 1800s human activities primarily greenhouse gas em ...

... e [ __ ] in Death Valley last week or two weeks ago okay like it's gonna be the highest recorded temperature on planet Earth this year so [ __ ] what again for two weeks oh my God we're all going to melt again there is no actually because they're stupid as understood in science there's no proof write it down show me that's what he said well I mean ...

... want what about Trayvon Martin don't care about him why not she's irrelevant to me okay but would you be okay with the Trayvon Martin statue somewhere yes set it on fire oh my God why Trayvon Martin was a [ __ ] teenager it doesn't belong in a society it is superior White and actually Superior you've really taken on like a much more racist bent to ...

... Uh He's Dad does it all in loving spirit and you know it. Mhm. But I think Trump does it to make But I really do think you and Haley have a really stupid point of view. Oh my god, getting back to it. Okay. What did he call him? He called him Desantimonious and he called him something else like Oh, now now DeSantis wants to be called De Sanctus. O ...

... saying. It's just an idea. Okay, let's move on. This this is not working here. Do you think government is real. All right, here. I'll just say I'll just put this to you. Oh my god. If my if my dollars that I have aren't real, what in the hell am I going to do with them? How come I can go out and spend them and make and put turn them into real good ...

... . All these politicians and the whole system is [ __ ] He never lies to us. Why? America's America's patriots. Why aren't we investing He's not lying to us. Let me talk. Oh my god. All right. Or is this going to be a Chad and Bomb show today? Why are we not invest Why are we not investigating the Bidens? If you do think that that are investigation ...

... trans people the lgbtq plus Community is quite large alphabets we are not against homosexual we are again we are against transgendering children minors Nobody Does that oh my God they just shut down hospitals Haley that have been doing operations on children under the age of 16. we don't agree are you against children are you against minors getti ...

... yed and not convicted of a crime you get some of the pot that they're illegal they're not even U.S citizens who cares give them the money you're asking me what my sister oh my God my system okay you're you're down the Communist Road eventually everybody's gonna get some of that money and you know what ends up happening Mr Green jeans how many how ...

... ave homeless people in the United States why are veterans getting kicked out on the street for Venezuelans yeah I don't know that's Trump he set all that up no he didn't oh my God you know who's getting the money China yeah Joe Biden yeah I knew it was one area now let me give you a fact let me give you a fact okay one of the hotels in New York is ...

... y that's fine that's fine that's fine if you want to do that if you want to play identity Politics on who the shooters are then we get rid of all white men they gotta go oh my God because they do mass shootings too bring it on [ __ ] oh my god let's get rid of me I'm just saying you can't I'm not the identity of the mass shooter and then say okay ...

... you want to play identity Politics on who the shooters are then we get rid of all white men they gotta go oh my God because they do mass shootings too bring it on [ __ ] oh my god let's get rid of me I'm just saying you can't I'm not the identity of the mass shooter and then say okay all of those people who share that identity have to be eliminate ...

... p for our [ __ ] rights and you don't like it oh is that right no Donald Trump probably raped [ __ ] three plus women and you don't give a [ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] oh my God because you're a white [ __ ] man and you've never experienced any of this [ __ ] oh you should have called the police and escorted his ass out and told him to you know ...

... __ ] I think you're full of [ __ ] as you get older I pointed out week in and week out I think you're full of [ __ ] well by the way the Chinese are already up your ass oh my God we're talking about Jesus it's about Chinese okay as you get older by the times they're not Christians as you get older Haley and Chad and the people around you get off ...

... ey took a deer down drug it away she had to shoot him to get him out of there all right so there's still some like wild west [ __ ] going on in Oklahoma this sounds like oh my God this is why you don't live in the suburbs you got yeah I'm not like you guys are [ __ ] clueless that's about what Americans that happened maybe what six miles from here ...

... Biden could [ __ ] die but still be operated correct exactly I think it's already happened and they said he went like this on the back of his neck and itched it they go oh my God that's a mask that's not him that was like two weeks ago I believed it well but you're also going to get to a point where you can have things like a video of Joe Biden d ...

... shine down into the ring will be like in the middle of it, the octagon. >> It will be interesting. >> Yeah. [ __ ] I didn't realize it's coming up in a week and a half. Oh my god. >> I saw it on TV today when I was watching TV a little bit. >> Do you think there will be another assassination attempt at the event? >> I don't know. Oh, >> fingers c ...

... ot that cleaned up. We got our meds and we're back home now. And he just got home about two hours ago. >> So, he's in the other room eating his shrimp and being good. >> Oh my god. [laughter] [clears throat] >> And um yeah, >> and thanks for all the DMs are still coming in all over. And I tell him, you got to get stronger so you can get back on. A ...

... says I'm just going to Google this. He doesn't know why we're in Iran. Is this [ __ ] real? We shouldn't have been in Iran, but Iran has the capability. What the [ __ ] Oh my god. I'll have to look at that later. I was not aware of this. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. Thank you for your attention on this matter. Jesus Christ. What a [ ...

... people are being so mistreated is because it it saves money to the people who own the companies that are imprisoning them. Mr. the Red Fox 911 POD and Diamond Listener. Oh my god. POD is pile of dudes. Diamond listener refers to 10-minute podcast. A podcast that I used to do a long time ago with my friend Will, who I also did dudesy with. And tha ...

... illustrates how insane this person is. Here we go. Why? >> So, what are they? >> Well, they're having sex. So, what were they? >> Huh? Okay. Okay. >> Are they biting? >> Oh my god. >> The mouths are huge. >> Oh my god. >> So there's RFK Jr. the guy who's the head of our department of health and human services picking up two snakes, getting the [ _ ...

... Here we go. Why? >> So, what are they? >> Well, they're having sex. So, what were they? >> Huh? Okay. Okay. >> Are they biting? >> Oh my god. >> The mouths are huge. >> Oh my god. >> So there's RFK Jr. the guy who's the head of our department of health and human services picking up two snakes, getting the [ __ ] bit out of him. You can hear his w ...

... n to make more money for his family. Kind of like taking people. Kind of like when Biden went on his trips and had to have Hunter right there to make deals for him, too. Oh my god. And that's the truth. And we don't like that, either. No, we don't. Right. This is a little different in that even if what you're saying is true, which I don't necessar ...

... something like, "Oh, Trump said this crazy shit." I don't know anything about that. I haven't seen that footage. I [ __ ] hate Mike Johnson. He's such a piece of [ __ ] Oh my god. Um Topic number five, Kash Patel disrespects American soldiers at Pearl Harbor. This week Trump appointed uh head of the FBI, Kash Patel, appeared before a Senate Appro ...

... d, just as we don't need to see what happened with Jeffrey Epstein to know that was bad. Also, Chad, my husband wants to know what Elder Craft world did you play in 40K? Oh my god, it was the blue one. Um I can't remember the name of it. I'm so sorry. What was it? It had a weird name. It started with a Y, I think, and I don't remember off the top ...

... right? Yes. Then paid off the porn star and all that. >> that a guy with good moral character? Probably not then, no. You think he's gotten better since then? Yes. Okay. Oh my god, Schmidts0159, hi Mary Lou, hi everyone. Mary Lou, today you started today you [clears throat] stated you did research using Instagram, TikTok, and ChatGPT. Do you reali ...

... ors would be like, "They're building a nuclear weapon." >> They were. Or he wouldn't have done what he did. You just heard what Rubio said. They are all lying to you. >> Oh my god. >> Trump Rubio Heg Seth. They are all lying to you. >> Chad, I I can't believe that you really really think that. I can't believe it because they're not lying to us. >> ...

... that, >> right? They're in a beauty pageant. They have to change clothes. But he shouldn't be back there while they're doing it. >> Probably not. You hate him so bad. >> Oh my god. All right, I have another clip. One more to play. This is not from the olden times. This is from now. Um, let me ceue it up here. I hope I don't know if you're going to ...

... e answer. Zilla the God. Mary Lou, thanks for being here. Pay no mind to the haters. Question. What breed of horse is shiny? >> A thank you. Oh, look at the thumb print. Oh my god, look at >> who is that one? It's >> Haley and AOC and me. Shiny is a um AQHA, American Quarter Horse, 13 years old. >> All right, there you go. Sonia Walker, E2Z Mary L ...

... . We paid for it." >> Me, too. He was like sitting on the the sun bathing chairs with like towels just all over his >> sweating. Sleep in the same room as me and dad. >> Oh my god. That's probably why I got [ __ ] sick because you guys were I slept on a [ __ ] couch that was about half the length of my body. You and dad were in the bed together in ...

... onald Trump. That's the the whole point of the DOJ. >> I just gave you an answer. You want to accept it? That's my answer for now. I will not if he >> state of Virginia. Oh my god. >> I am not Jesus >> promoting >> a sexual predator. >> Okay. You are >> I have another email from Jeffrey that says before I call Trump. >> You are. >> There's another ...

... ent. >> I was so blown away by all the medals of honor he gave away, the Purple Heart recipients, the uh the Medal of Freedom. All those medals he gave away made me cry. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. And then we had, you know, who stand up and calling them all kinds of names. We had >> Yeah. the other guy issued out um Al Green physically removed. >> ...

... were like a super hit. Robin and Mary Lou, you guys were super hit. It was my first time doing like a bigger podcast. So I'm like reading all the comments and I'm like, "Oh my god, they loved you guys. Loved you guys." That's good, I guess. >> they they were able to perceive that as like I think our dad, you know, yeah. Like like Yes. Yeah, like t ...

... s wasting my [ __ ] degree. Then I become a business owner and you tell me, "Now you're a [ __ ] mom." And I could never [ __ ] win with you. Who said that? Both of you. Oh my god. Mom, you guilted me when I went when I went and started working, you tried to guilt me over that because I wasn't there for my kids anymore. I was hoping you would wait ...

... 144. You should be used to this by now. Okay. I'm happy that we do have a um a guest, but I I didn't read the email that >> not a guest. He's a competitor. He's a guest. Oh my god. Please be nice. Please. Okay, happy Valentine's >> nice. >> Happy Valentine's Day. Um That was nice. Dinner kind of behind everybody in this. We got an air fryer. Have ...

... ecause the law officials there are starting to help them. >> [snorts] >> There's only one way to get rid of Somalis anyway. You put them in the You give them a dirt nap. Oh my god. Okay. What What do you mean by that? You know what I mean by that. No, just clarify. Just clarify. What do you mean? >> Dead. You want You want to kill Somali people. > ...

... > Kid Rock was not alive in 1957. No. That's right. >> But that song was. And he didn't sing it till like a year ago or 2 years ago or whatever. But between that time >> Oh my god, let me You talk about >> That song was on his album that came out in 2000. or thereabouts. That's Kid Rock's version. of it. >> Yes, that's right. >> is from 1957. So, ...

... Now you're admitting that we fought Italy in World War I. I remember when we were talking about fascism, you didn't think Mussolini was a fascist. No, I didn't say that. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> Go look it up. Didn't you also say we were never part of the UN but we were founders? >> Yeah. We're not part of the UN. Hell, we are the UN. Despite t ...

... obody is is illegal on stolen land." [clears throat] >> And all the people sitting there clapping, clapping, clapping. >> Yeah. The Native Americans demand that she give Oh my god. What is he do? She give her land back. Oh my god. Bob, you said you weren't going to be on this. Get [laughter] out. Bob. >> Okay. Bye. >> He promised me he didn't want ...

... t] >> And all the people sitting there clapping, clapping, clapping. >> Yeah. The Native Americans demand that she give Oh my god. What is he do? She give her land back. Oh my god. Bob, you said you weren't going to be on this. Get [laughter] out. Bob. >> Okay. Bye. >> He promised me he didn't want to be on this. And now shut the door, please. Oh ...

... 's every man that she has been with or dated. Every car. I did get that. It's okay. Billy Isish, Wildflower, Too Slow but beautiful song. And what grabbed me about that? Oh my god, there's a door in that ocean in that video. I was just gravitated to it. It was a cool little video. But here's my pick for tonight. And then Well, Chad, who's your pic ...

... gs up there on her face. You're saying they're rerouting buses so that they don't have to see [laughter] >> deface movie posters >> so they don't have to take them down. Oh my god, that is true. >> Okay. I mean, I'm going to Google that. >> Great city, Chad. Would they do that to the first lady of the United States? >> LA rerouting. What should I ...

... done Why would he have made that refusal if he was innocent? [snorts] >> Don't know. >> Because he's guilty. Mary Lou, you look sleigh in that robe, says Rosie Devil. >> Oh my god. Thank you. [laughter] >> Thank you, >> Desiree Mcome. Thank you. Um, Spooner Man, Bob and Michael Rapaort are two peas in a pond. [laughter] >> I don't even know who th ...

... n I say this? I'm sure I can say this. Haley just texted me. She's gallivanting. Okay. >> Mhm. >> She goes, "Just got recognized in a New York restaurant." [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Uh Latoya Williams, does Marylu know about Donald Trump racist past uh Central Park Five black boys? Do you know about that? Um, I remember about that case. >> Okay. ...

... Yeah, now you hush up and let her talk. >> me talk for a second. Can I have a drink? Huh? Can I Can I get a drink? >> Yeah, get up. No, right here. Oh, yes? What? Okay. Oh my god, this is starting out so bad. Here's what I want to say. Chad, did you know this woman? No, you did not. Haley, did you? No, you did not. Did I? No, we did not. So, my c ...

... . >> that's rude to wish your president dead. Dad and I didn't like >> I'm not saying kill him. I am not. Yes, she [ __ ] did. >> We never wished him dead. Yes, you did. Oh my god. 108, goodbye. All right. Well, thank you guys for >> right, everybody. I do love you all doing this. despite all this [ __ ] I knew this this episode was going to be a ...

... Bob's mother had a little blue ba blanket and my mom went over there and said, "What's that?" And she goes, "We just adopted him. Isn't he beautiful?" And my mom said, "Oh my god, his eyes are gorgeous. They're dark brown." Then Evelyn said, "But if we don't like him, we can give him back." >> Oh. >> And that's a true story. From my mother's lips ...

... me that every day? You [ __ ] remember this. You're being >> I took you to I take you to the batting cages every day. You made me go in that [ __ ] garage every day. >> Oh my god. Unreal. You remember it, Mom? >> Did that feel like punishment, Chad? >> No. It just felt like absurdity. Something that I learned very early on. >> Why am I doing this ...

... ow? You're talking about Mike Lindell, the guy who owns My Pillow and wears his big cross out on his chest and [ __ ] and it's like conspiratorial and all that [ __ ] >> Oh my [ __ ] god. There's I mean, come on. That dude can't win, right? >> Well, >> Jesse Ventura was governor of Minnesota, I guess. >> Well, >> maybe >> the governor. >> Um Hannah Boatm ...

... ot that long ago because I, you know, we watch all that [ __ ] as kids in the 80s and then you rewatch with like adult eyes and you're holy [ __ ] >> There is so much >> Oh my god. >> that we watched when we were kids, some of which I will rewatch. I loved Eddie Murphy as a kid. >> Yeah, >> I rewatched uh 48 hours, I think it was, not that long ag ...

... to be some kind of a military or violent style coup, I think, for sure. We'll see. Anyway, let's keep watching the rest of this video. >> Mike Johnson, >> you're already Oh my god, at the sight of Bernie Sanders. >> Why do we have like a 15minute clip on yours and mine was like 1 minute? >> You can stop this clip if you want. I'm just trying to sh ...

... de. Sometimes like tonight I don't think it worked. You have an immediate kind of like uh shutdown even when you just see Bernie Sanders or the MSNBC logo. You're like, "Oh my god." And so the information doesn't penetrate. >> My clip My clip. >> Yeah. >> Had you guys seen all five of those situations? >> I saw the social media that she described. ...

... building? You can see his gun flash there. Boom. He hits him in the head. Okay. What do you think of this? >> That's kind of hard to see. What did he hit in the head? >> Oh my god. A pepper ball. >> Okay. It's like pepper spray in a little ball. >> That guy on the roof. We can watch this again. >> Okay, there's three guys on the roof. >> Look at t ...

... thank God for that. >> Well, nobody's cancer free. >> That's why you got a sunscreen. >> Yeah, we all have micro tumors. >> Okay. >> I have dry skin if anyone cares. >> Oh my god. Okay. >> I use morning glow oil. >> You don't have to do the hand thing. Hoya Navy. >> Ho Navy. >> When Haley um does her peels. >> Yeah. >> I had a good friend in Dall ...

... ing to have babies. They're going to live happily ever after. And I hope that they have a lot of years going forward and a lot of love. >> Great. Dad, what do you think? Oh my god, he's a child. Haley, what do you think? >> I am a Swifty. I love Taylor's music. I >> Yeah, we know that. >> It's hard to reconcile that she's a billionaire. I will adm ...

... lted to her her highest level of fame during this period where she is woven into the NFL where she gets free TV time every Sunday when she goes to one of these games and oh my god, here they are and this photo op and blah blah blah. I'm not saying she wasn't famous before this. Obviously, she was a giant famous musician. But there's something abou ...

... ow who talks over everyone else all the time. I'm doing it right now. Right. Tell me your your point you were trying to make. No, I'm doesn't matter. You've all said it. Oh my [ __ ] god. Okay, my question is this. I'm gonna ask you a direct question, Dad. Hopefully, you will answer it. Dad, do you think Trump is in the Epstein files? No. Why? Because he ...

... bit when we were talking about the Cornstber story. His up upside down smile. No. Well, that's funny. We'll have to tell you off the air something. We'll tell you later. Oh my god. What? Nothing. Okay, I gotta go to shiny. All right. All right. Thanks everybody for joining us. Again, if you have any questions, one minute or shorter video format, p ...

... tigated and there is no truth to any of it. Okay. Then another time, let's see, he was in a home. Do you want the [ __ ] living in the apartment next to you? Sure. Okay. Oh my god. All of this stuff that you're talking about though, Mom, hang on. Has nothing to do with what I'm asking. What I'm asking is why isn't Trump and his administration foll ...

... n my best Jeff Goldblum. Mom, I love you. Dad, wherever you are, I love you, too. And Haley, I love you. Thank you. I'm back. Yeah, they can't see you. I love everybody. Oh my god. Mom, I love you. Dad, I love you. Chad, I love you. Chad, I love you. Haley, I love you. Bob, I love you. Kitty cat, she's been sleeping. I love you. All right, we'll s ...

... time ago the Ukraine you might they might as well just roll up the towel and be Russia because okay what would you do if with European support Ukraine wins this war you oh my god European support win a war never okay do you realize do you realize how much uh ammunition and tanks and people they send to the war none all right okay so here now you ...

... o do so zinsky doesn't even know where all the money is ask let me ask you Haley who do you think the bad guy is here we are Russia is we are yeah we are the big God yes oh my God we're pieces of [ __ ] he literally cut off uh funding to Ukraine in the middle of a war yeah and then the very next day Putin launch missiles and [ __ ] annihilated peo ...

... ave been there for years deserve they are heading investigations into active Terror you guys are constantly talking about how terrorists are coming across the border and oh my God they're going to blows up these are the people who sto back now some of those people so who are they who are they going to be replaced with people like heg no he is cont ...

... ter start right then then correct me tell me the origin story of Dad's racism did you just throw that an there so I would talk no that's how I remember you telling me no oh my God your dad had to do extra people's duties when he had already done a full shift they would come in and tell him that they smok pouring around getting all kinds of [ __ ] ...

... o okay better talk to him all right love everybody love you too want to watch girls basketball all right should women be allowed to play basketball Dad yeah without boys oh my God wait I need I am donating money from we've been selling merch and I'm donating percentage of this who should I donate this to in La uh there's a million different charit ...

... arian ruled country and uh it's going to be an interesting way to live for a little while we'll see how it goes but I hope everybody there stays safe and sane if you can oh my God quit it what do you mean Tom GNA be the happiest day of my life I'm gonna have all different channels on I think Newsmax will be on the big TV can't wait to see it happi ...

... what is what's going on Dad like got up to go pee and the door is wide open so we are listening to him kiss and Mom started laughing and then just farted and cling it on oh my God I'm sick I told you that I'm sick today holy [ __ ] well that's the end of today's program before we go always merch we need merch despite needs to make a merch t-shirt ...

... irt the necessary conversation because when people call in and we take their question they need to get a merch set it up is that a good idea sure set it up I just farted oh my God Mom I love you dad I love you Haley I love you all my nieces and nephews that are there I love you Mom I love you dad I love you Chad I love you Jesus I love everybody h ...

... s from now there won't be an NFL yeah that's what Dad thinks absolutely wrong we may not be here in 10 years but we'll see now here's the part of that I think is so just oh my God like NFL's digging a hole they're never gonna get out of people are making such a big stink about this speech right yeah why aren't people screaming at the top of their ...

... erm or claim a thir he will I don't think he thinks it's possible to win again well I mean it's not legally possible it's just something to Raw the left up thinking that oh my God he might be in there for two more yeah I mean it is not legally possible to have three terms as a president currently because of the 22nd amendment but after after this ...

... n barring like last couple weeks because of travel and stuff we now get on a a zoom and talk to each other for an hour a week I to me that's an improvement in our family oh my God what do you mean oh my God prior to this podcast we did not talk this much I think you've done more damage than you you have good I don't come on I'm not laughing I know ...

... weeks because of travel and stuff we now get on a a zoom and talk to each other for an hour a week I to me that's an improvement in our family oh my God what do you mean oh my God prior to this podcast we did not talk this much I think you've done more damage than you you have good I don't come on I'm not laughing I know you're not but I don't bel ...

... member this yeah you were reading Scientology yeah he literally had elron hubard like in the [ __ ] living room on the coffee table so I do remember that and M comp okay oh my God okay hey I've got a copy of mine comp why not yeah but I it definitely ramp have you read it I I started I only got about halfway through it okay it ramped up I think so ...

... I think Obama had that effect on a lot of people a lot of people who who were just racist in America but it had only been white President White President White president oh my God here's a black president I think it was such a shock to the system uh to people who were extremely racist like my parents I believe that that shock to the system is what ...

... g he wasn't reading it off a [ __ ] telephone he gives great speeches too yeah he wasn't reading it because he was the word Sanctuary so far ahead of you it's ridiculous oh my God even if he pronounced a couple words wrong that is no comparison to what Biden is doing he can't even read it off a teleprompter and walk off the stage by himself but yo ...

... more Angry gets his base more engaged do you think the same is true on the Democratic side with all the hunter Biden [ __ ] no I don't what's the difference on that side oh my God he's yelling from the from the [ __ ] he yelled because he can't be re-elected he won't be reelected well Hunter Biden has not ever been elected of anything he's not a p ...

... acted like fetterman I've never seen Clips like that I've never seen Clips where he's lost I've never seen it he he couldn't hold a glass remember that he had to hold up oh my god oh he fell a couple of times listen you know what at least we didn't take 50 million dollars from other countries okay I'm not talking about that I'm talking specificall ...

... t me I will have to if it doesn't turn over you will have to kill your own son doesn't turn over you know you and Haley but I'll shoot every [ __ ] Democrat on my street oh my God and how many of those people do you believe there are and how do you have that information well there's signs what signs what are you talking about we're fine don't list ...

... yone yeah it was interesting because you immediately saw a cause we're going to record temperatures by what one [ __ ] degree like New York shutting down the pizza ovens oh my god really that's ridiculous are you now uh mad because there's no pizza in New York no I think it's funny I think it's funny you hate who the people who make New York New Y ...

... l and chewing on her and her face was like and the mother was like No just within four days ago France he was in France he literally sniffed her hair her ears I was like oh my God my stomach was getting so sick I think he's the head of the pedophile ring in the United States wait a minute and those 85 000 children he's making money off of them no ...

... y. >> What did What was dad yelling? I heard him in the background screaming something. >> Yelled at me something where I'm not addressing that. Some uh >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Okay. >> Um what I read was uh some of those artists said that they were not told about political connections when they first initially had said, "Yes, I'll come." > ...

... ver our heads in this. It's tonight's live or apologies. Corazon de Melon 69 tell Mary Lou that I'm at the gates with her if Trump locks up our boy son. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. There's no [ __ ] way he's actually going to even a trial. There's no way. No, I don't think so. I don't know. I don't think so. It's like yeah, there's no way. Call th ...

... leader of the group that put it all together. >> Yeah. >> But you're effectively here you are siding with Hassan [ __ ] against Donald Trump. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Oh my god. >> Yes. I like him. >> We love >> I like him. >> This is unreal. >> Yes. >> Even though he might have different points and different views, I can still like him. And I ...

... perceived really everything changed. So, and I knew that I didn't want to put my kids through the same [ __ ] that I went through. So, I think for me it was about like, oh my god, I can't continue this. >> Yeah, you're breaking the chain in a like healthy way where you're altering your psychology and and raising your kids in a better manner. I'm ...

... nviction and execution by years, and moved to restrict clemency petitions from death row inmates. Mom, do you think we should be executing prisoners? He's yelling at me. Oh my god. I I You and Haley talk for a second. Let me go shut him up. Then I'll be right back. I think Let me Let me state this. I think it's brought back. You know why? Because ...

... p, when they do something bad, all Republicans are like, "Oh, that was just a joke. You can't take a joke." But, then when Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke about Donald Trump, "Oh my god, he should be removed from the airwaves. This is outrageous." So >> all the Catholics, J.D. Vance is a huge Catholic in faith person and he thought it was a joke. But, I ...

... . I want you to tell me you love me, tell Haley you love her, then I want you both to turn and look at each other in the eyes and tell each other you love each other. >> Oh my god. Why are What are you doing, Counselor Chad? Chad, I love you. Haley, I love you. Gallivanting, I know where you are. Text me when you touch down. from around the minute ...

... happened, I think, in this country when Do you remember when Kathy Griffin was on the cover of that magazine holding a severed Trump head? Yes. And everybody was like, "Oh my god." And they had to take it down. She had to apologize, and she lost all of her jobs, and blah blah blah. I think that moment It's been slow to come back around, but I thi ...

... d have been gone. >> So, you're not liking any of these people that he's appointed. He appointed them. >> I like people that he did appoint. I love Mark Wayne Mullin. >> Oh my god. >> And Jimmy Kimmel should just >> [ __ ] Mark Wayne? Are you serious? >> I'm very serious. >> Did you see Did you Did you see him like talking about how you need to be ...

... lived with you know who for all these years. I do know that um trading does is affected daily by different things that happen. I hope you don't have your shirt going up. Oh my god. That different things um happen in the world and it does Yeah, he's going to the bathroom. It does uh affect where the market goes. Of course, but the president usually ...

... What's he Mom, what are you laughing at? >> Don't listen to him. He's in REM >> again. He's in REM sleep. Don't >> Oh. Quit dragging Donald Trump into this conversation. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> What? He said, "Quit dragging Donald Trump into this conversation." He's not even The conversation is about Erica Kirk, who has obviously very close ti ...

... line. Anyway, I'm going through stuff, shredding it. I can't say what it is that he's lost and it's pretty big document we need. But as I'm shredding and looking, I go, "Oh my god. There was a football card of 1973 mint condition Roger Staubach. Right? Yeah. >> And I guess that's when you and Dad collected cards. 1973? I was not yet alive. Well, 7 ...

... hospital. I'd make Dad take me to the hospital. >> Yeah. No [ __ ] That's terrible. I can't. I've never done anything that stupid. That was really stupid. >> Uh, Miguel. Oh my god. Miguel Mongia Mendoza. I'm so sorry if I'm if I'm not pronouncing that right. I know I'm not. >> I'm an immigrant from Mexico. I always feel so disturbed when Marylu ca ...

... us after 9/11. >> Yeah. >> We said, "Help us." >> And we pay all the [ __ ] money. NATO, >> all the NATO countries stunt with the stuck so far up you can't smell it. >> Oh my god. >> And I'm telling you right now, NATO has done nothing but hurt America. >> All right, speaking of smells, let's simmer down. We've gotten heated up. We started heated ...

... Democrats not. >> Maybe. Okay. Well, there you have it, folks. The Republican party is working for Trump to hide him, to protect pedophiles. That is what they are doing. Oh my god. Who would do that, Chad? Who would hide that somebody has done that? >> Somebody who has done that. >> No. >> And doesn't want to get caught? That That's literally what ...

... 00 or thousand roses? And Kristen helped us open them up in buckets and then we did all the flower arrangements herself. I'll be honest, I don't remember a lot of it. >> Oh my god. >> I got very drunk that night. >> Oh my gosh. >> As dad free drinks to people from the street. Yeah. >> And the cake we should have set out earlier because it was froz ...

... Chad and Haley and I love animals. Grew up having horses in California, so I requested Mary Lou on Insta. She's not accepted. Is it because I'm Mexican? >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Maybe because she doesn't even know how to accept friend requests. I think that's probably more likely. We'll see if we can get her on there. >> LBTH9087, you mentioned ...

... , "How long are we going to keep going on about these Epstein files?" >> I kind >> When is enough enough? >> You feel that way, too? >> Well, you know why? Bill Clinton. Oh my god. All the times he's in there with photographs, with pictures. What's going to happen to him? Really? >> Did you see his response? Did you see Bill Clinton's response? No ...

... composite of things. So, there's some >> chat GBT is not a news source. I hate to break it to you. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, I get a lot of information there, so sorry. >> Oh my god. >> That's not good. Um, >> the bottom line is this. All this [ __ ] is coming out. >> That letter may be fake. We don't know. You're right. We don't know. I'll give you ...

... ere are some right now going around FBI, not FBI. Um it's police in different cities that are taking down ICE. Hilarious. All AI generated. People believe it. I'm like, "Oh my god." >> But you can tell those are AI generated. more chilling footage is coming from security cameras on private residences that ICE agents when they walk up to their hous ...

... ? >> No, he's going to do whatever Trump says because Trump owns him now. >> Yeah. >> Okay. When you brought up pardons, that made me think of the autopin thing, too. >> Oh my god. >> Did you hear that? >> That he's going to try and reverse all pardons. >> Every one of them. >> Good luck. >> If family better start running. >> Good luck. If I got p ...

... ey would. Chad, >> who would kill them >> within the military? >> If the military says we're not doing that, who would kill the military? >> Then why have a military? >> Oh my [ __ ] god. To protect you. To protect your country from foreign threats >> here. But we're having people come out in commercials and say, "Don't follow our president. You don't ha ...

... ittle airy nice little songs. This has stuff in it that a 9, 10, 11 year old, 13year-old, I'd say up to 13 would not. I wouldn't let I wouldn't want you guys to be um >> Oh my god. Don't even I was f [ __ ] watching Exorcist at like six years old. Get out of here. >> Okay. Were you singing songs? It says my love was the key that opened his love wa ...

... re White House is also corrupt. >> Okay, that's your opinion, not mine. >> Well, >> and hear me out. And hear me out. >> Okay. Who had the cocaine in the White House? >> Oh my god. The cocaine in the White House. >> Now we're just going to go down this this rabbit hole and it's like Trump >> no >> was best friends with Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein. Lik ...

... r your attitude. >> I'm not racist. I don't like I don't like you to push that on me. So, stop. >> You and dad both admitted it in the last podcast >> by saying what? >> Oh my god. We had a long conversation about how you're defending Charlie Kirk. played those exact same clips of him saying all this racist [ __ ] and now you're showing me some ev ...

... uh? >> Yes. Do you think I'm just making this up? Yes. >> You think I sat down and made these numbers up? >> Yes. >> Why would I do that? >> To make self look better. >> Oh my god. >> Do you You can't literally believe this. >> I'm literally believing it. >> Okay. 99.89% of school shootings are done by cisgender shooters. >> Over 95% of those are ...

... Chad could live in another country. He could live in California. Another country. >> I'd be happy with that. Totally fine with it. >> I'd probably move to California. >> Oh my god. Well, I won't. So, you put that in your pipe and smoke it. >> We have two more We have two more topics to get to here. I do want to try and get to them both. More. >> H ...

... camera with, right? >> Judgement. >> The people I feel bad for, Coldplay fans. >> This is what Coldplay will be most famous for forever. >> What was that? >> Wrap it up. Oh my god. >> All right. Hasn't lost a step even though he needs a new hip. Do you have more diddies, Mom? >> I did have a no diddy, but this is a Patriot of the week. There was a ...

... pen. >> Why are we in this situation, though? Why are we here? Four years of Biden letting anybody and everybody walk straight across. Jesus Christ. >> A lot of them. >> Oh my god. So, wait a minute. Mom, you're saying >> I'm not saying I'm not going to disagree with you in saying that there weren't a lot of people that came across, but you know, ...

... don't know. This was their plan from the very beginning, the minute that he was elected, if he even was elected, because I think at this point he wasn't. But regardless, oh my god, the day that he [ __ ] took office, he told them his his entire cabinet, I'm not a Christian. You're going to tell everybody to [ __ ] off and you're going to do what I ...

... ng about your physical appearance maybe be taller yeah that's what I'd do too I'd want to be at least seven feet tall so that I could play in the NBA play for the Lakers oh my God all right yeah but then you have like bad bones and back issues and [ __ ] like really tall people have a lot of you're asking about a titanium body here I can have a pe ...

... cities there's Wisconsin Trump you talking about she's winning Kansas no she's not yes she is she is yes she is she won't be yes Bob she's gonna win Kansas no she won't oh my God he needs to leave yes she's winning Colorado yes well yeah I would expect that illino Iowa Michigan Pennsylvania New York has been called in her favor by AP yeah I don't ...

... say as opposed to a crack wh who dropped out of high I feel she was really stupid to say there's nothing that I would have done different the last three and a half years oh my God no politician is honest I don't know why you're shocked yeah no politician will admit that they did something bad especially three weeks before the election yeah okay al ...

... liticians however there are things that are super important to me that I believe she will deliver on if I vote for her Donald Trump is a [ __ ] crook through and through oh my God disgusting person anyway anyway it's we always come to like the lesser of two evils I always feel that that is the case remember that phrase we'll be we'll be talking ab ...

... ctual job I don't know then they could trace it back probably if may let me let me propose something else let me propose something else happening my stomach was all like oh my God Kennedy it's all it's happening again what happened to Kenn Donald Trump is not Kennedy no he's a lot better he's Gonna Save the country he's way better than Kennedy and ...

... gonna bring that it's something beyond what you guys are talking about one you your side is the one that says there's no wrongdoing everybody on the other side is saying oh my God there's enough evidence to hang this [ __ ] you know what I'd like to see is the emails his fake names and he took he bribed the [ __ ] Ukraine on national TV okay and t ...

... ot saying that that there is like anybody inoc on either side here I'm simply saying I think the response is um are you on Israel's side I'm not on anyone's side in this oh my God I don't I'm not haly are are you on Israel's side no listen there's you have to pick a side you don't have to pick a side because there's no [ __ ] then you are okay the ...

... drink now I'm so [ __ ] sick of this you have to get your drinks your snacks and take your dogs out to pee before we film she had to poop that's more important than this oh my God anyway Barack Obama controls the Deep state has since day one his goal is to and I quote destroy America transform America forever because I hate this [ __ ] country and ...