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Sunday Night Live 4-26-26
... can't I can't get to them. I see that I can just read them, but I can't put them on the screen. This is from dude, oh my god. Mary Lou during the E. Jean Carroll trial, one of the key pieces of evidence that found Trump guilty was psych records detailing the account from the '90s. How did the Democrats know Trump would be president in the ' ...
... about that. My apologies, but if you could please just wait until we come on, then I can see them all. Here we go. Are you ready, Mom? I'm here. T R Mac D, Mary Lou, if one Iranian saying they support the war is proof all Iranians do as well, does one American attempting to ex DJT mess all Americans do too? No, we know that's not right, but ...
... then I can see them all. Here we go. Are you ready, Mom? I'm here. T R Mac D, Mary Lou, if one Iranian saying they support the war is proof all Iranians do as well, does one American attempting to ex DJT mess all Americans do too? No, we know that's not right, but the guy that I listened to I liked. I liked what he was saying. I understand, ...
... es kill whales? What? >> think I don't think they're good. I don't think I think they kill all kinds of animals. I don't think they're good. Okay. I'm not sure what that one refers to. Well, it was civil court. It's [laughter] says easy to prevent, quote, there will be an event during your stay. Secret Service needs to vet all guests that wi ...
... ylvania shooter? Oh my darling, it was me. I did do it. I have to get out of here with my rifle now. It was like some Great Gatsby [ __ ] It was like old sport. And this one we're talking about a Caltech graduate who like did [ __ ] with NASA. Like we're talking about an intelligent person according to their information. And the way that the ...
... their information. And the way that the manifesto reads is like, you know, it's the account of the event from a 12-year-old's eyes. It's like bizarre. I think today the one last night did happen though. I do. I don't. K Van Winkle777, you think they got Vance out first because they know something like Vance maybe the current protected at al ...
... e maybe the current protected at all costs and then worry about DJT. Happy belated birthday, Haley. Thank you. >> Could be, honestly. I think they just grabbed the first one closest as they came up to that big table. Because the shots were outside the event. You I've gone back and watched the video. The Secret Service guys and the guys with ...
... nder. JPL6064, MAGA says those who despise Trump have Trump Derangement Syndrome. You're Mary Lou, Bob, and the disgusting MAGA regime have Trump Devotion Syndrome. Nice one. Stop being a bull-headed boomer. Hm. TDS. The Let A Moo, Mary Lou, if Chad told you he just grabs women sexually because he can, what would you say to him? What if he w ...
... on't enjoy it. I prefer I don't like to travel with people, I'll be honest. Um I wake up early and I don't go to bed and I fill my day and I never stop and there is only one person on the planet that likes to do the same and that's my spouse. >> [laughter] >> Um everyone else eat [ __ ] I don't want to travel with you. It's just the way that ...
... hey were two weeks away from having it? I do believe too they pulled the trigger because all the heads of that whole government, most of them, the bad ones were there in one spot when the war started and we got several out. Somebody's having some massive mic crackling issues. I think that's your mic, Mom. Mine? Don't mess with it. After this ...
... ou very much. Well, it was civil court. Mary Lou, you say this problem with Iran has been going on for 47 years and nobody has ever done anything about it. But Trump was one of those previous presidents. Was he incompetent then? Yes. I think at the time before when he was president, they weren't slaughtering people in the street. Uh-huh. The ...
... , forever and always, that'll be me. >> Yeah. Forever and always. Thank you very much. Mary Lou, can you walk me through what a whistleblower means to you and what makes one credible? A whistleblower is telling the truth after they have had to shut up for a while due to either someone going to harm them, someone going to knock them out, some ...
... nation is slightly different. They have their own specific beliefs about this or that or whatever. Um I just watched a documentary on Netflix about the LDS. Me, too. The one about Samuel whatever. Mhm. Oh, [ __ ] I have to turn off the super chats now. Thank you everybody who has given a super chat, so I'm going to turn them off. We're going ...
... da da da da da Lord, it's just what I got on. That's the best two-step and song ever. I love that song. I was Okay, I want to have hope for ML, but it seems it's always one step forward I have no doubt GM will be with GM. I'm not looking forward to the justification ML creates. Who is G GM? I have no doubt GM will be out. No idea. Haley, co ...
... ompetent, terrible people? Nome Bondi, Patel, Lutnick, Vance, Hesbeth. >> [laughter] >> Or do you think he's just a bad judge of character and competence? Is that strike one, making fun of me? Is that strike one? That's one. What? >> Hesbeth. Hesbeth. What Why do you think he's constantly surrounds himself with these incompetent people? Okay ...
... Patel, Lutnick, Vance, Hesbeth. >> [laughter] >> Or do you think he's just a bad judge of character and competence? Is that strike one, making fun of me? Is that strike one? That's one. What? >> Hesbeth. Hesbeth. What Why do you think he's constantly surrounds himself with these incompetent people? Okay, you're not getting back to the guy m ...
... ick, Vance, Hesbeth. >> [laughter] >> Or do you think he's just a bad judge of character and competence? Is that strike one, making fun of me? Is that strike one? That's one. What? >> Hesbeth. Hesbeth. What Why do you think he's constantly surrounds himself with these incompetent people? Okay, you're not getting back to the guy making fun of ...
... ou a Tomodachi Life in Tomodachi Life, and now she has fallen in love with me, and we live together happily as gay lovers. >> [laughter] >> That's almost strike two. I'm one and a half. Oh, is that strike two? That's that's a compliment, if anything. No, it's not a compliment. >> Yeah, it is. The kids love Tomodachi Life. Love it. Leefile 26 ...
... ct 2025, his involvement in it, all that kind of [ __ ] I think, Mom, you just choose to ignore it. Or maybe it's too much information to take in. I don't know. Two ICs, one palm Y Y C. Happy 100k, Chad and Haley. Have your partners ever wanted to join the pod? Has it affected their relationships with Mary Lou and Bob in any way? I think no ...
... Well, Now let me publish your book next. Just give me some time on that, okay? >> Well, I'm stacking things up, so. [ __ ] Christ. What's our next plaque? Gold? The next one I think is for million. I don't I'm pretty sure we're not going to get that plaque. >> going to get a million of gold. >> Surely there's one before that. I don't think s ...
... next plaque? Gold? The next one I think is for million. I don't I'm pretty sure we're not going to get that plaque. >> going to get a million of gold. >> Surely there's one before that. I don't think so. Silver, bronze, and gold. I don't know what the million one is. What color it is, but I think that's the next one. The one from none @mary ...
... going to get that plaque. >> going to get a million of gold. >> Surely there's one before that. I don't think so. Silver, bronze, and gold. I don't know what the million one is. What color it is, but I think that's the next one. The one from none @marylou, if your closest friend said she had a video that showed her pet or something going inv ...
... gold. >> Surely there's one before that. I don't think so. Silver, bronze, and gold. I don't know what the million one is. What color it is, but I think that's the next one. The one from none @marylou, if your closest friend said she had a video that showed her pet or something going invisible, how long would you give your friend to produce ...
... Surely there's one before that. I don't think so. Silver, bronze, and gold. I don't know what the million one is. What color it is, but I think that's the next one. The one from none @marylou, if your closest friend said she had a video that showed her pet or something going invisible, how long would you give your friend to produce that vid ...
... in the United States. Yeah. >> didn't do [ __ ] Yeah. He just sat there. What's he supposed to do? Pull a gun out? >> Ye- Yes, he's a [ __ ] cop. Maybe [laughter] he had one too many drinks. They wouldn't let him have a gun. >> [laughter] >> Jesus. Jakuby slaps Mary Lou. Instagram and TikTok are not reliable sources. Agreed. They're pretty L ...
... hey're pretty Look at Look at the Did you see the face on that? Yeah, that's me. You need to get glasses, Chad. I can see it. Uh Gin and Tonic. Mary Lou, Donald Trump is one of the most litigious people on the planet. He's sued countless people for defamation. Why has he never sued anyone for calling him a pedophile? I bet he will. Hang on. ...
... ot the Red Diamond. 100 I I even know if I'm reading this right. 100 million Yeah, 100 million. Yeah, there's probably Who's that? Mr. Beast? There can't be more than >> one. No one. >> Beast has 100 million. He's got a >> No. Yeah. Why? Cuz >> Who's Mr. Beast? You don't know [ __ ] Mr. Beast? No. You don't know Mr. Beast? He's the biggest Y ...
... ed Diamond. 100 I I even know if I'm reading this right. 100 million Yeah, 100 million. Yeah, there's probably Who's that? Mr. Beast? There can't be more than >> one. No one. >> Beast has 100 million. He's got a >> No. Yeah. Why? Cuz >> Who's Mr. Beast? You don't know [ __ ] Mr. Beast? No. You don't know Mr. Beast? He's the biggest YouTuber ...
... t me. Passed today? What? >> If I died today >> Got it. Got it. >> If I got whacked they could go on without me. Are you in the mob? >> So are you So are you saying that one of your favorite things is that we are grown up >> independent? Yeah, grown up. You can do it now without me. Mhm. Yep. That's true. Joel S Monster, love you guys. Love ...
... feel the same? I'm trying. Harley Rhodes Productions Mary Lou has aid in the I think has said in the past she believes Trump has solved eight wars once he keeps claiming one he keeps claiming is India and Pakistan. I'm British Canadian India and gets pisses me off >> pisses me off when he keeps claiming this when it's false. I bet it does. Y ...
... Watching all the MAGA men bar Stephen Miller ditch their wives during the evacuation. Very traditional values. Miller probably just knows this is his only option cuz no one else wants him. Yeah, did you see >> photo of him like holding his very pregnant wife like in front of him like to shoot her. No, he's protecting her. I I do think he wa ...
... ding his very pregnant wife like in front of him like to shoot her. No, he's protecting her. I I do think he was trying to get her out. He was protecting her. >> the RFK one? That [ __ ] is sprinting off the stage and Cheryl Hines is like, "Wait!" She's like running behind them. >> [laughter] >> Disgusting. >> He was protecting her. He was l ...
... w China communist libtards Russia hoax. Love you. See you in H. Thank you very much. Well, it was civil court. >> [laughter] >> Well, it was civil court is is up in this one. You excuse Donald John Trump's sleeping as because he is staying up because he's worried about the country. Do you think if he's falling asleep midday during meetings, ...
... ave seen him. He's getting older before our eyes. >> [clears throat] >> Yeah, dying. No, he's getting older. Dying. We got Vance. They got him out of there first. Wonder one If either Chad or Haley were given the opportunity to kill Trump with no repercussion and no one knows who it was, would you do it? I don't think so. I don't think I cou ...
... ting older. Dying. We got Vance. They got him out of there first. Wonder one If either Chad or Haley were given the opportunity to kill Trump with no repercussion and no one knows who it was, would you do it? I don't think so. I don't think I could kill a person. Haley? You would? >> [laughter] >> That's a yes. Yeah. Okay. Guess who didn't f ...
... a little bit worse. Worse than killing a baby and throwing it in a lake? Well, this was killing a baby girl, too. Okay. So, if you believe you have to believe the Trump one. Hello. Yeah, what? If you believe the Hillary Clinton one, you have to believe the Trump one. Well, I don't believe either, but it's on there. Then why mention it? But ...
... it in a lake? Well, this was killing a baby girl, too. Okay. So, if you believe you have to believe the Trump one. Hello. Yeah, what? If you believe the Hillary Clinton one, you have to believe the Trump one. Well, I don't believe either, but it's on there. Then why mention it? But it makes you think about it and question it, right? >> Yeah ...
... ng a baby girl, too. Okay. So, if you believe you have to believe the Trump one. Hello. Yeah, what? If you believe the Hillary Clinton one, you have to believe the Trump one. Well, I don't believe either, but it's on there. Then why mention it? But it makes you think about it and question it, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Right. So, you question ...
... e accusing Biden of? What did he do as POTUS that was so terrible? First, who is Heather Cox Richardson? That I'm not sure of. I don't know. Do I have to screenshot that one and look that one up later? Heather Cox Richardson is >> Biden just stole a lot of money from China. Biden just stole a lot of money and then trickled it down to his who ...
... f? What did he do as POTUS that was so terrible? First, who is Heather Cox Richardson? That I'm not sure of. I don't know. Do I have to screenshot that one and look that one up later? Heather Cox Richardson is >> Biden just stole a lot of money from China. Biden just stole a lot of money and then trickled it down to his whole family big time ...
... song. Magic Johnson. All in that video. How about the song that he sang with Britney? Come on, girl. Come on, girl. And then Britney Spears >> [singing] >> How about the one he sang with Eddie Murphy? 9 to 5. What's up? We two. What's up? We two. My favorite Michael Jackson song is probably ABC. >> Why? Why? Tell them that it's human. Oh, wh ...
... hy would you do me that way? >> [singing] >> Smooth criminal. Smooth criminal. Dirty Diana. Dirty Diana. Butterflies. Yeah, I lost all my invincible. You know He was the one. He was the one >> video also. Oh, yeah. He revolutionized music videos. Revolutionized Scream. >> one I wanted to see live and I never got to see him. Oh my god, they s ...
... me that way? >> [singing] >> Smooth criminal. Smooth criminal. Dirty Diana. Dirty Diana. Butterflies. Yeah, I lost all my invincible. You know He was the one. He was the one >> video also. Oh, yeah. He revolutionized music videos. Revolutionized Scream. >> one I wanted to see live and I never got to see him. Oh my god, they say that they don ...
... . Butterflies. Yeah, I lost all my invincible. You know He was the one. He was the one >> video also. Oh, yeah. He revolutionized music videos. Revolutionized Scream. >> one I wanted to see live and I never got to see him. Oh my god, they say that they don't really care about us. Highest budget ever on a music video, still to this day and pr ...
... is day and probably will will last forever cuz I don't think they'll ever spend money like this on a music video again. >> a perfectionist. >> $7 million for Scream, the one he did with Janet Jackson. That's like I literally asked Dad to take me to Deep Ellum like the the [ __ ] moment that that came out to buy me silver leather pants and Do ...
... ou, do you vote in local elections and midterms? Love from Los Angeles. We usually vote the big ones, you know, presidential. We have done some midterms but in this next one we will have to go handicap where they bring it to us probably. Banunu the elf, hi from Canada. Whoopi Penu is my new vocal stem. Haley, as a fellow baker I love seeing ...
... is my new vocal stem. Haley, as a fellow baker I love seeing what you're up to at the bakery. >> [laughter] >> Thank you. Whoopi Penu. Yeah, Whoopi Penu's a pretty good one. Shamona. Rebbi Row, I'm glad Mary Lou admitted that Trump started this war. Yeah. Yes, he did. Tess Irish 1201, Mary Lou, Chad and Haley, think last night's attempt was ...
... ned. All right, good luck with that, Phil Meyer. Nautical, Mary Lou, school students cannot cite Wikipedia, Instagram or Facebook as sources on term papers. Can you name one actual credible source, not CNN, Fox, MSN, etc. Now what? So I can't use Instagram, okay? How do chat GPT? That's not one. Grok, Grok, Grok. Can you use that one? None o ...
... acebook as sources on term papers. Can you name one actual credible source, not CNN, Fox, MSN, etc. Now what? So I can't use Instagram, okay? How do chat GPT? That's not one. Grok, Grok, Grok. Can you use that one? None of the AIs are credible sources. Why not? Because they hallucinate. They don't tell you the truth. Chat GPT does. No, it do ...
... ou name one actual credible source, not CNN, Fox, MSN, etc. Now what? So I can't use Instagram, okay? How do chat GPT? That's not one. Grok, Grok, Grok. Can you use that one? None of the AIs are credible sources. Why not? Because they hallucinate. They don't tell you the truth. Chat GPT does. No, it does not. Okay, give me a credible source ...
... , and he called Chad and Haley bullshitists a while back and I have used it ever since. Love you guys. >> [laughter] >> So he said what you're bullshitists? The funniest one he ever called us, this was some time ago but I remember he called us flip toids. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, flip toids. That's a good one. We need a shirt that say ...
... ullshitists? The funniest one he ever called us, this was some time ago but I remember he called us flip toids. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, flip toids. That's a good one. We need a shirt that says bull bullshitist. You're a bullshitist. Law and Law and A. Frazier. Lawanda Frazier. That's what it is. Lawanda >> [laughter] >> I don't even ...
... hat it is. Lawanda >> [laughter] >> I don't even know if it's the glasses that I need. I think I need something [laughter] else. Chad, you're cooked. Yeah. Mary Lou from one to I'm like Law and A. Frazier. >> [laughter] >> That's how I would have read that. >> Mary Lou from one mother to another, why do you constantly let Bob talk crazy to y ...
... ething [laughter] else. Chad, you're cooked. Yeah. Mary Lou from one to I'm like Law and A. Frazier. >> [laughter] >> That's how I would have read that. >> Mary Lou from one mother to another, why do you constantly let Bob talk crazy to your kids the way how he does? That's absolutely disgusting. Mom. >> [clears throat] >> Chad has told me l ...
... , how did you feel when your mom said she would be okay with it if your [clears throat] dad said he'd [laughter] date you to win an argument? What? This was on Was it on one of our Wednesday episodes? Chad has to bring up that Trump said he wanted to date his daughter and then Chad said, how would you feel if Dad said he wanted to date Haley ...
... company? Donald Trump Jr. Guess who got a giant [ __ ] government contract? Donald Trump Jr. For a company he doesn't know anything about [ __ ] drones. He just started one. And then his dad gives him a government contract. That money comes from [ __ ] like this, helping people. He has closed down the Veterans Association had a thing where ...
... ted States government. We're talking about all this money is being taken from these other government programs. It is being funneled into defense contracts. His child has one of those. Prove that to me next time. >> Elon Musk has multiple of those. He's giving that money to his buddies and his children, aka himself. Prove it. Credible source. ...
... Christian behavior. Yeah. It is complicity in the oppressor's crimes. I disagree with this. I believe turning the other cheek is Christian behavior. Non-violence is the one of the key tenets of all kind of like selfless religious ideologies. That's right. That's what he said. Yikes. Yikes. Um D Mooney California 324, there was no crime scen ...
... need a night out together where you get litty and see a live cover band. I'm so down for that. That's what I've been trying to get us all to [ __ ] do, smoke a joint for one show. Do one show high. Why not? >> Guess what? What? Six foot under, I will never do that. So. How about an edible? Yeah. Or how about some mushrooms? Now that Trump is ...
... out together where you get litty and see a live cover band. I'm so down for that. That's what I've been trying to get us all to [ __ ] do, smoke a joint for one show. Do one show high. Why not? >> Guess what? What? Six foot under, I will never do that. So. How about an edible? Yeah. Or how about some mushrooms? Now that Trump is like making ...
... en doing it for 30 years. They They've never had a nuclear weapon. Iran has never had a nuclear weapon. But they've been saying they're two weeks away for >> from making one. Right. >> Having all the materials to >> will be the evil villain and it will justify going to war with them. Mhm. Y'all look at the time. Weird videos 8074, the guy kn ...
... w. That's interesting. Huh. I don't know. Dukey Ryan, Mary Lou, why do you always ask what about X? Example today talking about inside trading, you brought up Pelosi. No one is defending her or anyone on the left. It's It's your most common uh argumentative defense. But why hasn't Why hasn't anything ever happened to her and her husband when ...
... mitting the crimes. They're not going to write laws that it go against themselves, just like Trump won't. Mhm. Why do I ask about X? I know X is Twitter. I don't do that one a lot. >> No, that was just like a placeholder. They were saying like >> Algebra. It's a variable. Yeah, like why do you do A when B? Oh, okay. Amarillo 24, glad Bob and ...
... st hit leave studio. There she go. Bye. All right. What do you wish people like me understood about why you support Trump? She just left, unfortunately. Sorry about that one. B Hop 12345, thank you very much. Angela DeVille 8663, president and VP have different SS details. Maybe why Vance was first out. Yeah, that could be. I still think it ...
... t businessman. Nautical. Mary Lou, you said today trans people don't deserve to be belittled or mocked. What gender do you believe Michelle Obama is? We already saw that one. Yeah. Miss S um Miss Simon 1984, white supremacy entirely supports the Republican Party. Why is that not a deal breaker for you, Mary, if you're not a racist? She's not ...
... ncluding Bob, were a Michael Jackson song, which would best fit each of you and why? We kind of already talked about this, but this is slightly different question. Which one would fit me? Smooth Criminal, of course. No. >> [laughter] >> Mine would probably be God, I don't know. Uh that's a hard one. Have you seen my childhood? That's me. >> ...
... this is slightly different question. Which one would fit me? Smooth Criminal, of course. No. >> [laughter] >> Mine would probably be God, I don't know. Uh that's a hard one. Have you seen my childhood? That's me. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> Yeti Goulet, thank you very much. Kenzie Hogue Y7D, Mary Lou, would you be okay with H husband talking t ...
... asons. Um I just don't think it's going to be I know The Onion bought InfoWars, right? Mhm. [clears throat] And so now it's just going to be a parody. I feel like that's one joke. It's good for one day. Yeah. And I don't think it's going to be that good or interesting beyond that. Tia Schuler, would you be open to trying live shows in differ ...
... hink it's going to be I know The Onion bought InfoWars, right? Mhm. [clears throat] And so now it's just going to be a parody. I feel like that's one joke. It's good for one day. Yeah. And I don't think it's going to be that good or interesting beyond that. Tia Schuler, would you be open to trying live shows in different states like comedies ...
... from the taxpayers? Unlimited amount. He's a businessman. Like the tattooer, same question. Thank you for that. Sarah No, it said Biden, not Trump. Oh, Biden is the next one. Mhm. Well, nothing. Zero dollars. Yeah. She ain't down with that. Sarah M85able, Mary Lou, have you seen the testimony against E. Jean Carroll where Trump says she foun ...
... says she found it sexy to be raped by me. If not, you can look it up now and respond. I Was that in the clip that I played for her last week? I don't think that specific one was, but I definitely had the clip of him misidentifying her in that picture as his wife and the clip of him saying that for millions of years, celebrities have been abl ...
... ous episodes. Never has a good answer. Boondock Shiner, Mary Lou is MAGA and Bob is the devil. >> [laughter] >> The photo is uh Michelle Obama hugging Dad. That's a nice one, yeah, I like that. Miss Olivia Page, Hi Culture Family, I love your family and the podcast. Thank you very much. It's really helped me with my family and shown me Trump ...
... reatened to do so if you disagreed with him? I mean, you would have to ask her. I don't think physically ever. Emotionally, join the [ __ ] club. Mhm. Uh we all got that one. And Rodney Gens or Gens 7430, this is our last question. Mary Lou, I'm a former lifetime Republican who woke up due to Fox media making up a BS story of an event I was ...
... used to be on called Dudesy, we got sued by George Carlin's daughter for various reasons and uh it was written about a lot in various publications, New York Times being one of them, and none of these outlets did any research into it. None of them. There was a headline that came out and that was the story and it was wrong. None of them even ...
... ical peril as we speak. His back's completely [ __ ] up. So, with that said, we'll be back on Wednesday hopefully with a very special episode. You're going to be on that one, too, Haley, right? Mhm. All right. So, we will see you then. Thank you everybody for joining us tonight, and we hope you have a good rest of your Sunday.